Insult SMS 3
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
AAPKO OOPER KYA KHAS CHEEZ NAZAR AA RAHI HAI?
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AARAAM SE DEKH KAR BATANA
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NAHI SAMAJH AA RAHA
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CHALO MAIN BATATA HOO KYA CHEEZ KHAS HAI!
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OPER ALPHABETS LIKHE HAIN. AGAR PADH LYA HOTA TO JAWAB K LYE ITNA NEECHE NAHI AANA PADTA;-)
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If U Knock At The Door Of Others U Never Know Whether U'll B Welcomed Or Nt.But If U Knock At Ur Frend,He'll Certainly Welcome U N Say"Bol Bhikari Kya Chahiye"
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Oye Ayesha Ka Kya Bana?
99% Stupids Will Not Read This Full Sms? N Wil Reply (Kaun Ayesha?)
Th3 Cut3 D3v|L;->
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Hm Ne Yeh Kbi Socha He Na Tha,
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Hamara Dost
Itna
Great
Itna
Intelegent
Itna
Smart
Itna
Barra
Kanjoos He:-)
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One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent
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Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho
Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho
Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho
Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.
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Sardi Ho Gayi Hain?
Haan
Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!
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Hold Ur Breath.........
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Pagal Marna Hai Kya
Chal Sans Le
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Na Dil "BEHLAANY"
K Liay...
Na Ghar Main "SAJAANY"
K Liay..
Bus AAP KI EK"TASVEER"
Chahiay Humain..
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Bachon Ko "DARAANY" K Liay,
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Intizar
Intizar
Intizar
Na
RAAT
Ka
Na
DIN
Ka
Na
SUBHA
Ka
Na
SHAM
Ka
Na
EK PEHER
Ka
Na
DOPEHR
Ka
Na
Eska
Na
Uska
Intizar Hy To Bs
Ap K
Sudhar Jany Ka.
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Some People Have Nice
"EYES"
Some People Have Nice
"SMILE"
Some People Have Nice
"FACE"
But U Have !
Chal Rehn Dey.
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Punjab Vich Aena Pani Ay,
5 Darya,
135 Nehran,
1,76,250 Nalkay,
14,000 Chhapparr,
1,92,550 Motoran,
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Ty Kaka Tu Nahanda Fir V Nai.
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Ye Badalti RuteN
Ye Dubtay Hue Armaan
Ye Thehri Hui MusafateN
Ye Jaltay Diye
Ye Pighaltay Hue Badan
Ye Bujhti ShameN
Ye Kuch Aur Nahi
Sarasar WAPDA Ki Be-Ghairti Hai...
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Recent Survey Report Se Pata Chala Hy . . .
K . . .
Pakistan Main
99% Log . . .
Fuzool Sms Bary Gaur Aur Dhyan Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->
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Scientific Question:
How Does Blood Reach Ur Head?
Think?
So Simple?!
Liquid Always Flow Towards
?EMPTY SPACE?.
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?AP YaqeEN KRain GE?
Mainay Gitt?R BJAna S?Rf Ek RaAT Me Seekha?
??BTANAY Ki ZaroOrat Nahi??
Hmain Andaza H? Gya Hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .;>
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I Always Ask God To Give U What U Deserve,
Not What U Desire?!!
Pata Hai Kyun?
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Tera Ki Pata Tu Charas Mang Lain?..
K33p SMiliNgZz
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You Are Very Special 4 Me?
Therefore . . .
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I Thought To Admit You In School Of Special Children . . . . :P ;->
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ReAd This FAst . .
ChAi
Coffee
ChAi
Coffee
ChAi
Coffee
ChAi
Coffee
Ok
!
!! Congrats!!!!
U R SeLected 2 Work At D RAiLwAy StAtion . . . . . . ;->
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Dil Se Dillagi Hum Kia Nhi Karte!
Ye Dil Hum Hr Kisi Ko Diya Nhi Karte!
Pasand Agaya Pagal Pan Tmhara!
Warna Hr Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nhi Karte ;->
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Bpki Nazron Se Hum Ghayal Ho Gaye.
Aapki Smile Ke Hum Kayal Ho Gaye.
Sms Kya Free Hue Aap Jaise Machar Bhi Shayar Ho Gaye..
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VodaFone WaLon Ka Kutta Aj Subah He ChaL Basa,
Or
Ab Woh Bandar Se Ad Karvana Chahte Hy,
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JAn|X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki Kasam Tuuuu Nhe JayegA . . . :P ;->
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IDE-7418
FDD-5665
MIA-1987
LHB-2159
MNP-4848
SLO-6011
Ghoooor Kya Rahey Ho?
Ye Un Gaarion K Number Hain Jin Par Tum Ne Subha KAPRA MARNA HAY
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I Like Grapes
B?Coz Its Boneless.
& I Like U
B?Coz U R Brainless
Ha.. Ha.. Ha..
Felt Bad?
Come?On Yar,
It?S Just A
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Fact
Ha..Ha..Ha..
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Kya Ap Paunchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .
Loading . .
Please Wait . .
While We Retrive Your Data
Result :->
Sorry, Nursary FaiL..
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If Somebody Comes N
Tell U,
That You Are FOOL,
Don?T Be Afraid,
Goto Him
Catch His Neck
And Tell Him
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?Kisi Hor Noo Na Dassi?;-):-O;-)
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Main Jaanta Hoon K Aap Ne Kisi Ladki K Saath Chakkar Nahin Chalaya.
Kisi Bi Ladki Ne Aap Ko Nahin Apnaya.
Jaante Ho Q
Q K
Q K
Q K
Q K
Q K
Q K
Un Ladkiyo Me Koi Andhi Nahin Ti.
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In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With
Me . .
Survey Report
5 % Says = YES
0 % Says = NO
And . .
95 % Says = Hamara Ye Sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
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NAYE OFFER!
Call Rates Ab Dimag K Size K Hisab Se Hon Gey
Jitna Chota Dimag Utney Kam Call Rates.
CongrateS!
Aap FREE CALLS K Liye Chuney Gaye Ho?!!!
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Kal Shab Dekha Khowab Mene Sotay Me..
Kal Shab Dekha Khwob Mene Sotay Me..
Kisi Kutty Ko Mar Dia?PATHAR? Tumhare Dhoke Mai??^??;-)
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Hi, How R U?
Are U Free Tomorrow?
Can U Come To Me, Bcoz Tomorow We R Opening A New
?MENTAL HOSPITAL?
Admission Free, Special Offer 4 U? ;->
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After KAL HO NA HO
Karan Johr Is Producing A New Film
&
Searching 4 A New Talent.
I Gave Him Ur Addres & Photo
Bcoz Name Of The Movie Is
Rang HO NA HO.
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Ji Kia Ha?
Kia Chahiya?
Message Parhana Chahtay Ho?
Gadhay Yai Message Hi To Hai???
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Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum?
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata
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REMEMBER: No Matter How Bad You R,
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You Are Nt Totally Useless?
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You Can Still Be Used
As A ?BAD EXAMPLE
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Meray Piyarey Doost! Ye Tum?
Paglon Ki Tarah Kya Dhoond Rahey Ho?
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1 Bar 1 Larhki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larhka Samne Se Aya
Dono Bilkul Pas AgayeLarhka Side Pe Ho Giya
Larhki Chali Gai
Moral: Sab Tumhari Tarah Kaminay Nahi Hote
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Brandy+Water= Injurious To Kidney.
Rum+Water= Injurious To Liver.
Whisky+Water= Injurious To Heart.
Gin+Water= Injurious To Brain.
So Be Careful & Avoid Water.
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HELLO SO RAHE HO KYA ?????
KYUNKI KISI NE MUJHSE KAHA K PAGALON KO NEEND NAHI AATI
SO MAIN NE SOCHA TUME CHK HI KAR LOON
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Kal 125 Logon Ko
Bewakoof Banaya
Kaise?
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Niche Deakho
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Bus
Aese Hi Banaya
Ab 126 Ho Ge Hain :-)
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Congratulation!
Aamir Khan Ne Apni Film K Second Part K Liye Aap Ko Chun Lia Hay
Jis Mein Aap Kaa Bohut Main Role Ha
Film Ka Naam Ha,
?Begarat Zameen Par?
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Hoshiar Rehna
Koi Kuch B Khanay K Lye De 2 Mut Khana
Idhar Udhar Nigah Rakhna
Kyun K
Kyun K
City Govt Ne
Kutta Maar Mohim Shru Kr Di Hai??????.;->
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EK SArdAr ShEr..!
Khuda Ki Rahmat Se Kuch Gadhe Farar Huye
Khuda Ki Rahmat Se Kuch Gadhe Farar Huye
Kuch Tere Jaise Yaar HuyE
Baki Sab SARdaR Huye
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