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Sardar SMS

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
Srdar : Ye Lo HAJIMOLA . . . . . ;->
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QATIL: Koshish Krna K Umr Qaid Ho, Phansi Na Ho

SARDAR WAKIL:Tum Fikr Na Kro

AFTER ADALAt

QATIL: Kia Hua?

WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr Qaid Hoi, Adalt Toh Riha Kr Rahi Thi
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PAIK SARDAR NAY KHARBOZAY LGA LIYE.
KISI NAY POCHA SARDAR JI MEETHAY J?

SARDAR BOLA

SALYA MEETHAY NAHI KHARBOZAY NAIN
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Twinkle Twinkle Little
SARDAR
We All Wonder What
They R
Up Above A
Jura So High
Like An Antena
In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion
Always Dry
Ab Hans De
Ullu Dont B Shy
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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!
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?Ardar Writes 2 ?Ill Gates Abt PC And Windows Problems:

1.My Child Learned MS WORD Now He Wants MS SENTENCE

2.I Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER. I Need That As I Own Vespa Scooter

3.I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use Pc @ Home

4.Finaly,Hw Is That Ur Name Is Gates But U R ?Elling WINDOWS
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Sardar:I've Pain In Ma Ryt Leg


Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.



Sardar:As Far As I Know,



Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age
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Sardar Ka Gadha Gum Gaya,Wo Khushi Me Nachnay Lga,
1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Ye Koi Khusi Ki Baat Ha?
Sardar:"Oye Papay,Me Khotay Te Betha Honda Te Me V Gawach Jana Si.
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Ek Sardar Ki Chatri Main Sorakh Tha,
Kisi Ne Pucha, Umbrella Me Hole Kyun?
Sardar Bola, Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega .:-D
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Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
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Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"
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A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!
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Sardar Ko Bus Me Kisi Ne Peeche Se Laat Mari. Sardar Ne Pucha: Mujhe Laat Kisne Mari?

Some1 Said: Gadhe, Tere Baap Ne!

Sardar Reached Home N Secretly Kicked His Son 4m Behind. His Son Asked: Papa, Mujhe Laat Kis Ne Maari?

Sardar Khushi Se Bola: Gadhe Ne!!!
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:"-+._;->_.+-":

SChoOL !)I WA!)I MadaM Ne Sardar No KutIyA Es GAL TAy KEh NIkI MadaM No KHeNdA SI

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Aa Ja TAy BEh Ja CYcLe TAy . . ;->
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Nurse: Aap K Jurwa ?Achay Huway Hyn

?Ardar: Yei Hona Hy Tha, Kameeni Program He Aisey Dekhti Thi
Voice Of India 2
KBC_2
INDIAN IDOL_2
NACH BALIYE_2
DHOOM_2 ;-)
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?Ardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want ?Rdar G?

?Ardar Replid: ?Ggs' Mother.)
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1sArdAr DosrE SArdAr SE: YAr TEnO PAtA K FILMstAr K? GArMI NAhE LagdI

2nd SArdAr:w0 KEsE ?

1st SArdAr:yAr Is LIyE K UN K FaNs BH?At HaI . . ;->
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Sardarni :-
Ooji ! Sunte Ho, Utho ! Utho Na... Raat K 2 Baj Gaye Hain !
Sardar :- Kyun Uthaya Mainu?
Sardarni :- Aap Neend Ki Goli Lena Bhool Gaye.
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2 Sardar Ne Milke Rikshaw Kra Or Baithne Se Pehle Hy Larne Lagay..

Rakshaw Wala : Bhai Masla Kia Ha ?

Sardar : Hum Ye Decide Krahe Hei Corner Pe Kon Bethega
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1 Plane Ka Engine Khrab Hogia.Sub Ne Parachute Le Kr Jump Laga Dia
Akhir Me 1 Hindu Rh Gia Us K Liye Parachute Nhi Bacha.Mjborun Use Aise Hi Jump Lagana Parha
Grte Howe Wo 1 Srdar G K Pas Se Gzra.Srdar Ne Hindu Ko Itni Speed Me Jate Dekh Kr Apna
Parachute Chor
Dia Or Bola
''Sady Nal Race'aan!!!''
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1 Sardar English K Paper Main Is Liya Fail Hua Q K Us Ny English K Paper Main Translation Is Trah Ke,
A Drop In Ocean,
Smandr Main Phanko,
Show Is Rock,
Show Pathar Hy,
He Is Mind Blowing,
Woh Dimagh Ke Dajhian Ura Deta Hy,
See U Later,
Tumhain Bad Main Daikh Lun Ga,
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Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

Frnd: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Fikr Se?

Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)
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A Sardar As A Director: U Should Jump 2 Da Swimingpool 4rm 100 Ft Height.
Actor: I Don't Know Swiming.
Sardar Director: Oye Dn't Worry Yar There Is No Water :-P
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Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
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Sardar's 60th B'day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!
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Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga





Aur





Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se



Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
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1 Sard?R K?F? Der Se Talab ME Eentain PhEnk Raha Tha.
SomEoNE Askd:wht R U Doing?
?Main Ye Dekh Raha HoON K Eentain To Chokor Hain Mgr Lehrain Gol Bn Rahi Hain.
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2 Sardar Tree Per Beth K Gana Ga Rahe The, Achanak Ek Sardar Ulta Latak K Gane Laga.
Dusre Ne Pocha: Ulta Kyun Ho Gya?
Pehla Bola: Ab ?B? Side Ga Raha Hun?
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Aik Sardar Ko Doctor Ne Kaha App Ko Gas Hoi Hai Subha Subha Koyi Game Khela Karien.
Ab Sardar G Roz Subha Snake Game Kehlte Hain Apne Mobile Per.
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Sardarji Fixed An Answering Machine At Home.
Two Days Later He Disconnected It Because He Was Getting Complaints Like
?Saala Phone Utha Ke Bolta Hai Ghar Pe Nahi
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Ek Sardar Dosre Sardar Se?

Oye Yeh SENT MESSAGE Kya Hota Hai..?

Dosra Sardar:

Jis MESSAGE Mein Khushboo Ho Usse SENT Msg Kehte Hain . . . . :P ;-≫
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?INNOCENT
PEOPLE?

Ek SARDAR Buhat PReshaN THA,
B E K O Z

1.5 ToN KA A.C Lia,

Ghar Aa K Tola To 11 KG Ka Tha.
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Lawyer To Sardar: Geeta Pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho Ke

Sardar: Kamal Hai,Seeta Pe Haath Rakha To Baat Court Tak Pohanch Gayi Ab Bol Raha Hai Geeta Pe Hath Rakh?
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Sardar1:Yar Kende Ne Zindgi 4 Dina Di Ey.

Sardar2:Aho!

Sardar1:Te Fer Test Match Kyn 5 Dina Da Honda Ey?
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A Man 2 Rikshaw Driver(Sardar):Model Town Chalo Ge,
Sardar Driver:Main To Chal ParoON Rikshaw K PasS Kon Khra Ho Ga.,!
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Ek Truck Dusray Ko Khench K Jaraha Tha.
Ye Dekh K Ek Sardar Zor Se Hasnay Laga Or Zameen Pe Lotpot Ho Gaya Or Bola,
Ek Rassi Ko Uthanay K Lye 2 2 Truck..
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SARDAR: Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha?

DOST: Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

SARDAR: Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai. . .
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Ek Sardar Ne Ek Garha Khoda Or Usme Ja K Beth Gaya?
Dusre Sardar Ne Puchha: ?Ae Ki Ho Raya Ha??
Sardar Replied: DEEP THINKING
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?Ardar Was Traveling In Train

A Woman ?At &#920;N His ?On?S ?Erth&Amp; Didn?T Getup

?Ardar Wrote ?Omplaint 2 Railway &#920;Fficer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH 2 MY CHILD
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Ek Sardar BlooD K Barey Mein BooK Parh Raha Tha,

Wife Ny Poucha Aaj Ya Kyun Parh Rahey Ho ?

Sardar; Mujhy Doctor Ny Kaha Hai Kal Tumhara BlooD Test Hai.
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Ek Sardar BlooD K Barey Mein BooK Parh Raha Tha,

Wife Ny Poucha Aaj Ya Kyun Parh Rahey Ho ?

Sardar; Mujhy Doctor Ny Kaha Hai Kal Tumhara BlooD Test Hai.
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Sikh: Kal Koi Meri Biwi K Saath Zabardasti Kargya Aur Rs 20000 V Le Gya
Pathan: Jhoot Bolta Hai,15000 Tha
Sikh: Paisay Ka Itna Masla Nai Bas Aadmi Pata Kar Yaar
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Once A Sardar Stood First In The Class N Teacher Asked

:Parh Likh Kar Kya Banna Chahtay Ho?

Sardar:















?LADY-DOCTOR?
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Ek Sardar Pak Aya To Lahore Sy Karachi Jati Hoi Train Mai Safr Krty Howy Berth Py So Gia.
Karachi Sy Train Dobara Lahore K Liye Chal Pri To Rasty Mai Sardar Ki Ankh Khul Gai.
To Nichy Seats Py Bethy Pasengers Sy Pochta Hy Aap Log Kidr Ja Rahy Hain.
They Said, ?Lahore?.
Sardar,
?Kamal Ey Pak Railway Eny Taraki Kr Gia Ey Uty Waly Karachi Ja Rahy Nain Ty Thaly Waly Lahore?.
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Sardar. Dr.I Have A Pain In My Eye,

Whenever I Drink Tea.

Dr. Take Da

Spoon Out Of Da Mug B4 U Drink Tea.|^_^|
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Once Prince Charles And Sardarji Were Having Dinner Prince Said?
Pass The Wine U Divine?

Sardar Thinks How Poetic,

He Says

?Pass The Custard You Bastard?
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Banta:Wo Ladki Deaf Lagti Hai.Main Kuch Kehta Hon, Woh Kuch R Hi Bolti Hai.

Santa:Kaise?

Banta:Maine Kha I Luv U,To Woh Boli ?M N Kal He New Sandal Li Ha.

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Sardar: Yar Tu Kisi K Ghar Afsos K Liye Gaya Tha, Itni Jaldi Kaise Agaya?

2nd Sardar: Abe Yaar 1 Ghante Baitha Raha,
Majaal Hai Jo Kisi Ne Hans K Baat Ki Ho.
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1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?

2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae =D
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A Sardarji Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu:Bring This.
Waiter:OH! You Cant Get It Because He Is The Owner Of Restaurant.
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A Judge Said..
Order..

Order..

Order..

Sardar :

1 Pizza

2 Chicken

1 Coldrink

Judge:

Shut Up.

SARDAR:

No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P
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Judge Said To Sardar: Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahin Hua Lihaza Tum Ko Baaizat Barri Kiya Jata Hai.
Sardar: To Kya Main Cycle Rakh Loon?
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Aik Srdar Hamesha Apne Mob K 7 Aik Kenchi B Rakhta Tha.Ksi Ne Pocha

?Sardar G Ai Keri Science Kadi Ai ??

Sardar : ?O Yara Kadi Kadi Call Katni V Pe Jandi Ai?
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Interviewer : Whats D Relation Bw Earth &Amp; Moon?

Sardar : Brother &Amp; Sister

Interviewer : How?

Sardar:We Cal Earth Darthe Mata N Moon CHANDA MAMA.
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2 Sardar
1st:aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
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Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha.

Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday Nai Bacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. . .
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Teacher To Sardar: What Is Number ?Seven?
Even Or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How Can You Make Seven Even?
Sardar:Remove The ?S?!
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Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya

Banta Asked Why Are You So Angry?

Santa:Saala Poori Film Mai Basanti To Dikhai Nahi
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How To Convert Bus Into Female ??
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Come Late To The Bus Stop ?

Bus MISS Ho Jaye Gi . . . ;
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