Insult SMS 2
Today Is International Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day! So Send This Message To Someone Who Looks Smart And Cute.
B True.
Dnt Cheat Like Me...!
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"Tip Of Da Day"
3 Muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain
Or
Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
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Khudi K0 KR BuLand ITna.
Khudi KO Kr BULand ITna
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Khudi KO Kr BUland ITna
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Khudi KO Kr BULand ITNA.
Tum AJeEB InsaAN Ho
Bulandi K BJaye Neechay ATay JA Rahay HO
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\ / This LaL-Baig Iz
('.') Searching
<((> 4 U.
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U Know It Wants To Eat U.
Why?
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Bcoz ,
LaL-BAig Eats "POTTY" :-!
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Shama Jali To Parwane Bane..
Sharab Bani To Maikhane Bane..
Aey Bhai Apni Birth-Date To Batao,
Pata To Chale Kis Din Pagal Khane Bane..?
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U R So Sm@Rt ,
U R So Be@Utiful ,
U R So Brill@Nt ,
U R So Lovly ,
U R So Cute ,
Oopss!
Sry
GALAT NUMbr P SMS CHLA GYA.,.,.,.
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Meri Muskuraht Par Aitraz Mat Kar Aey Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi Nikal Jati Hai..
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Miyan Mithu Choori Khao Gey
Hello....?
Tum Se Pucha Hai...
Kuch Kaho Bi...
Main Bi Kitna Pagal Hu KAWWAY Ko Mithu Smaj Raha Hu..!
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Ap K Pas Dimag He,
Chalta Nai Wo Alg Bat He
Ap Smart Hen,
Koi Manta Nai Alg Bt He
Ap Ameer Hen,
Kanjus Hen Wo Alg Bt He
Ap Shareef Hen,
Lagte Nai Wo Alg Bt He
Ap K Pas Cel Fon He,
Cal Nai Karte Alg Bt He
Ap Smart Hen,
Larki Nhe Pati Wo Alg Bt He
Kafi Izzat Hai Apki,
Koi Karta Nhe Ye Alg Bat Ha
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Wo Bhi Kia Din Thy,
Jab Tum Jin Thy,
Ab Tum Dio Ho
Jinoon K Bhi Pio Ho:.
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Kya Tumhain YAAD Hy?
Wo Raat
Wo Mulaqat
Wo Mera Israr
Wo Tera Inkar
Aur
Phir Baat
2000 Rupay Main
Final Hone K Baad
TUM Ne
"GuTTER" Ki
Safaai Ki Thi..
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Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" Dy B Do,
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Sugar
IS
Sugar,
SaLT Is SaLt,
God
Made
YOU
DUMBO,
Not
MY FauLt.
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§Omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age
Well I Said
The Way U Dress Up
U Look 19
Ur Sweetness Look 15
Ur Smile 16
Ur Face 17
So All In All
67 Years ;)
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This IZ Not Fair!
How CouLD U Do This?
Didn't ExPecT This From You!
Got A WHoLe ChanneL On Ur Name And Didn't Te|L Even Me?
"AnIMaL Planet"
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T H E
P R O B A B I L I T Y
O F
S O M E O N E
W A T C H I N G
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Y O U
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P R O P O T I O N A L
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T O
T H E
S T U P I D I T Y
O F
UR
"A C T I O N"
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Read This Msg ONLY IF U R PREGNANT!
R U Pregnant??
Nhi Na?
Then Y U R Reading This Msg?
Shoq To Dekho Amma Bany Ka:-P:-P
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Kash 1 Din Ap Asman Pr Sojain
Sitare Apka Bichona Hon
Chand Apka Takya Ho
Rat Apki Chadar Ho
Or Subha Suraj Ek Laat Mare
''Uth Posti Apne Ghar Ja Ker So"
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>> Jab Mainay Tum Ko Pheli Baar Dekha Khan Sahab <<>> To Mujh Ko Qasam Se Apna Mara Huwa Gadha Yaad Aa Gaya...;-)
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U
R
Happy
2day...
U
R
Smart
2day
U
R
Glamour
2day...
U
R
Lovely
2day...
Why ??
Why???
''Every Dog Has A Day'
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DESH Ka Bacha Bacha Beghar Raha Hai
Larka Zabrdasti Larkiyon Ko Kiss Kr Raha Hai,
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Itna Kuch Ho Raha Hai Or Tu SmS Parh Raha Hai Hans Mat Kuch Karo.
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Maine Aaj Kwab Me Apko1 Naye Roof Me Dekha
>>Jo Hr Insan K Kaam Aane Wala,
>>Jo Hr Kisi Ka Bojh Utane Wala,
>>Jo Hr Waqt Maar Kane Wale Ek Gadhe K Roof Me;-)
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Zndagi Me Agr Kch Banna Ho
Kch Hasil Krna Ho Tu Hmesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno
Agr Dimag Se B Koi Jawab Na Aye To
Ankhen Band Kr K
Socho
Kya Mere Pas Dimag Hy ;->
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Arz Kya Hy
Mere Khuwabon Mein Tum Roz Aaty Ho,
Hum Muskuraty Hain Tum Roth Jaty Ho,
Tumhe Behlaty Hain To Tum Ithlaaty Ho,
Pyar Karen To Ghussa Dikhaty Ho Or
KELA Cheen K Darakht Pe Char Jaty Ho... :P ;->
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Meaning Of Days.
Sunday:itwar
Monday:peer
Tuesday:mangal
Wednesday:budh
Thursday:jumerat
Friday:juma
Saturday:hfta
Bewakuf Itnay Baray Hogaye Ho Itna Nhi Malum
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Lafz Lafz Likhon Teri Tareef Me,
Lafz
Lafz
Lafz
Lafz
Lafz
Lafz
Lafz
Lafz
Lafz
Kafi Hain Ya Or Likhon.? ;->
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You Are The Sweetest Person In This World...
Yakin Nahin Ata!..
Suraj Ki Kasam..!!
Aaila!!
Oooooho!!
Andhera Kaise Hogaya...?
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Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz 'PHOOL' K Bagair Parho.
:-)
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Assalam Θ Alaikum!
Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest NEWS?
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Tu Radio §Un Çhawala
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GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->
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If Monkies Where To Be Called As Humans,
And Humans Where To B Called As Monkies,
What U Would Like To Be Called ,
Reply Is Must
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QuEsTiOn KuTe AuR ShEr MaI KiA FaRq HaI
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Phool Khil Kr Udaas Hy
Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hy
Ek Bar AAP Muskura Do
Q K
HUM Ko Dunya Ki
Sab Se
"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talash Hy =P ;->
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Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
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Aaj Sunday He..
Koshis To Karo..
Kitne Din Hue Tumhe
Nahaye..
Plzz Meri Khatir
Kum Se Kum Aaj To Nahalo
Nahana Buri Baat Nahi [,"]
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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Agar Apki Shakal Gadhay Se Milti Hai
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To Is Ma?N Gadhay Ki Kya Ghalti Hai
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1 Gadha Ro Ro Kr Girgira K Iltija Kr Rha Tha
Ya KHUDA Mjhy Perhny Ki Tofeq De
Wo Lmhy Qboliat K Thay Uski Dua Kbol Hui
Ab
MashaALLAH
Wo Ye Msg Parh Chuka Hy :P
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I
Wana
Dedicate
A
Song.
Sirf
Or
Sirf
Aap K
Liye
"Karran Mein
Nazara
Jaddon Teri
Tasvir Da!
Painda Hay
Pulaikha
Menu
KHUSRAY BASHIR
Da!"
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Feeling SAD... ?
Then Imagine...
I Am With U...
Now U
HAPPY... ?
NO... ?
Chal Phir DAFFA Ho... !!
:-)
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Jee To Chahta Hai K Tujhy Jan Sy Mardalon
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Par Kya Karon Govt Ny Jangli Kuty K Shikaar P Pabandi Laga Raki Hai
Ha Ha Ha,...;-)
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"Cricket" The Craze Of Nation.
"Piano" The Pen Of Nation.
"Lux" The Soap Of Nation.
"Tapal" The Taste Of Nation.
"U" Are
The Waste Of Nation!
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Kya Tum Pagal Ho?
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Tum To Waqae Pagal Ho. Msg Padhte Padhte Yaha Tak Aagaye...!!
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