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Rule Of Success:

Always Consult A Girl Before Doing Any Important Task In Your Life.
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And Act Exactly Opposite To Her Advice;-):-))
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If Sm1 Ask Me Wt Is Meant By Lyf
I Wud Sit Nxt 2My Frnds
Pul Dem Close 2gethr
Put My Arms Around Dm & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS R My Lyf" So Proud To B Idiots
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Sweet Insults:

Any Similarity B/W You And A Human Is Purely Coincidental.

Are You Always So Stupid Or Is Today A Special Occasion?

I'd Like To Kick You In Teeth, But Why Should I Improve Your Looks?

Brains Aren’t Everything. In Fact In Your Case They’re Nothing.

Keep Talking. Someday You'll Say Something Intelligent.

Dont You Love Nature, Despite What It Did To You? :-):-D
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B4 U Speak.
(Listen)

B4 U Pray..
(Forgive)

B4 U Quit..
(Try)

B4 U Hate..
(Love)













B4 U Die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar Dena)
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WoH To BaNdar Hai DarakHato Pe CHarH JayE Ga,

MasLa AoNt Ka Hai AoNt KedHer JayE Ga,

MaiN To SaMjHa THa K To INsaN Hai SudHer JayE Ga,

KyA KHabEr THi K To GadHa Hai GadHa Hi KeHlayE Ga.. :P ;->
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Gadhon Ki Race..
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Abay Bhaaag Msg Baad Main Parh Pehle Baaaaaaaaag..???.
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Ap Bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat Karne Wale.. Aur Mehnti Ho.. Chal Hun Teri Vaari.. Hun Tu V Koi Lateefa Suna..
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Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li, Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutka, Naswar Katrina Kaif Ki Tasaweer Aur Girls K Numbers Baramad Hoye

Baap Ne Bete Ko Buhat Mara Aor Ghuse Me Cheekha:

"Kab Se Kar Rahay Ho Ye Sab Kuch?

Beta Rotay Hoye: "Baba Main Ne To Ap Ki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai..!" :-)}
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Yahan Bi Hoga

Wahan Bi Hoga

Ab To Saray Jahan Mein Hoga



Kiya


(\./)
/.".) "^---- ,,
\,,/"( , _ ,_ ; )\ // // "

Tera Hi Jalwa,
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Boy Proposing A Girl :

Me Tumhare Ley Kuch B Kar Sakta Hn.


Girl : Wada ?


Boy : Haan Paka Wada,Kuch B Kr Sakta Hn.


Girl :
Phir Ainda Muje Apni Shakal B Mat Dekhna...=P;->:-P
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Kbhi Shikayt Na Labon Pe Lainge

Hum Dosti Kuch Is Tarah Nibhaenge

Koi Tmhari Burai Hamare Samne Kar K To Dekhe

Kasam Se Hum B Uski
"HAN Me HAN" Milaenge
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KabHi KiSi Ko TaNg KiyA NHi KArtE,

YoUn FOzOL SMs YA Miss CaLL Diya Nhi KArtE,

JiSka MoBiLe HE UskO WaPiS KArdo,

InSaNi ChEezON Se "BANDAR" KhELa Nhi Krte,,
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U Know U R An Active Internet Surfer When

1. Ur Bookmarks Take 15 Min. To Scroll Frm Top 2 Bottom
2. U Step Out Of Ur Room & Realize Tht Ur Parents Hve Moved & U Dnt Hve A Clue Whn It Happend
3. All Ur Frnds Hve An @ In Their Name.
4. U Chck Ur Mail. It Says "No New Msgs", So U Chck It Agn
5. U Wake Up At 3am 2 Go 2 Bathroom & Chck Ur E-Mail On The Way Back To Bed
6. The Last Girl You Picked Up Was Only A JPEG
=P =D
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U R Very Special To Me.
I Don't Want To Lose A Friend Like U.
I Always Pray That U Should B Safe.

So Plz






B Careful Whenever U Jump From
Tree To Tree;
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'ALLAH' TALA Ka Farman Hai:-
"Me Ne Apne Bandon Pr 3 Khasusi Ahsan Kiye...

1- Maut K Bad Jism Me Badboo Paida Kar Di Warna Koi Apne Pyaron Ko Dafan Na Karta.
2- Museebat K Bad Ahle Aza Ko Sabar-O-Sukoon Diya Agar Na Deta To In Ki Zindagi Kabhi Khushgawar Na Hoti.
3- Gandum Aur Jow Me Keeray Paida Kiye Agar Na Karte To Log Ussy Sonay Chandi Ki Tarah Zakheera Kar Lete (Is K Nateejay Me Log Bhookay Merr Jate)."
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Kya Tm Gareeb Ho?

YES Or NO?

Agr Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balance Bhejo...


Aur Agr Ghareeb Ho To Yeh Msg Aagay Bhejo...

KHUL K MAANGO Yaar

Happy Bhikari Day!
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Wt Is Ur Name?
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Aray Pagal Tujay Apna Naam B Nahi Aata Jo Neechay Dekhi Jata Ha
Bewakoof ...;->
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\('.')/ Hands Up
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Agar Apni Jan Pyari Hai Tu,

Tu,

Tu,


KHUDA K Liye Haath Wapis Neeche Karo Bht Badbo Aarahi Hai..

('.')
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Akeli Ja Rhi Thi Zindagi In Mushkil Raaho'n Par

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui
Phir
Ek Mor Pr Aap Mily Aur Bachi Hui Zindagi





Ki B WAATT Laga Di.. ;->
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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hy..

§Unflower Jitna Peela Hy..

Paani Jitna Geela Hy..

Aap Ka §Crew Utna Hi Dheela Hy..
;->
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Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!





Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person











Always Consider
Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->
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YaR EK SaWaL KA MAtLaB MUjE SAmAj NAi A RAhA SAMjA DO. .

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O YaR 'EK SAWaL' KA KyA MAtLaB HAI YEh BAtAo...=P;->
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PuRe SmS MA
(I)
DhOoNd K DEkHo







O CHaWaL UPeR BAcKeT MA Ha...=P;->
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Punctuate
ThE FOllOwIng

"I Am That Stupid Who Is Wasting Time In Punctuating The Sentence In Which Sender Asked Me Stupid"

Punctuate Nd Resend To Me
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Koi Ek Din Select Karen,

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. Saturday









Aur Uss Din Atleast Naha Lia Karen. :-D
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India
Men 2 Cheezen Bohat Popular Hain

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<)) MAIN ./I. Or (\./) / " ) "^----;"; \,,/"( )\\ //\\ //\\ AUr Tum. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I 'M Master Mind I'M Master Mind. I' M Master Mind. I'M Master Mind. But S0rRy I CULd N0t B UR Bec0z U R WiTouT Mind. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well, . . . Waah Waah! . . . Those Who Know Me, Know Me Well . . . Those Who Do Not, "Juz Go To Hell!";->
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... MaX INsUlTz ...

* I'd Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A Lot
Mind & Matter
I Don't Mind & You
Don't Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I M Allergic To Bullshit
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Wh8 D Hell !!

Are
You
Mad ?

You
Don't
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nothing

But

Really
It
Suits
You

So
Going On =P ;)
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Pride, Attitude And Confidence Are Like Underwear, You Should Always Have It, But Need Not To Show It. Unless Offcourse You Are A "Superman" ... =P ;)
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If Someon Hurts You, Ignore It

If You Can't Ignore It, Forget It

If You Can't Forget, Laugh At It

If You Can't Laugh, You Deserve It
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Y O U R

I N T E L Li G E N C E

I S

M Y

C O M M O N

S E N S E . = P. . .;->
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U R On A Bus & U Need
2 Fart ...
But D Music Is Really
Loud, So U Time Ur
Farts With D Beats.
After A Couple Ov
Songs, U Start 2 Feel
Better As U Approach
Ur Stop, As U R Leaving
D Bus, People REALLY
Staring Down At U N
That's When U Realize

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U've Been Listening 2
Ur IPod !!
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You Are Sweet, Cute &
An Ultra-Dynamic Personality..!!

You Are One In A Million With A Golden Heart..!!

For More JOKES
& Funny Sms

Visit
"Www.Sms2friend.Com" ;->
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Apni Umar Ko 2 Se Zarab DoAb Is Mai 840 Jama Kardo
Jawab Ko 2 Per Taqseem KroAb Is Meo E Apni Umar Minus Karo
Jawab Apki Personalty Show Kry Ga.Its True
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I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can't,Bcoz,




I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys R Strictly Prohibited.'
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Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice Na...?? :-P
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Do U KNw UR

SCIenTeST?

OFfcouSe U HavE InVeNT 1 THnG WHich OthER ScEiNtST Cn'T?






U KnW WAt. . .


AM TeLnG U JAnIx

It's









SMeLL.
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Do U KNw UR

SCIenTeST?;-)

OFfcouSe U HavE InVeNT 1 THnG WHich OthER ScEiNtST Cn'T?
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U KnW WAt. . .


AM TeLnG U JAnIx

It's

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SMeLL.
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You

Shocked ?

Actully Aaj Ke Din

James Hawk

Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha

To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon...
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CHaNd TArAy KAmAaL RAkHtE HAy

PHoOL B HUsNe JaMaAL RAkHtE HAy

JaNe KAb MeHfIL ME TUm CHoRr DO ApNa BOmB

Is DaRr Se HAm ApNI JeB ME RuMaAL RAkHtE HAy :)
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Kesy Hain?
Halaat
Waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap K Shehar K Wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
Wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
Wo Tbligh Walay
Skool K Asatza
Masjid K Molvi Sahiban
Or Un K Shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
Or
Sb Theek Hen Na?
Or Koi Reh Tu Nhi Gaya?
Sab Ko Mera Salam Dijiye Ga.



Or Han!
Aap Kesay Ho?
OR Sb Ghr Waly? ;->
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Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "JAn|X" , , ,


MA¡N Phir Bhi TujhE Kisi "BAchi" Ka NuMbEr SeNd NAhi KArun GA... =P ;->
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