Insult SMS 4
Arz Kiya Hai..
Aey Asman K Chand Taron (Wah Wah)
Aye Asman K Chand Taron (Wah Wah)
Zara Is Sms Parhne Wale Ko Laat To Maro
Ab Bolo Wah Wah!
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Mujhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Use Pasand Karte Ho,
Woh Aaj Bhi Tumhe Chahti Hai,
Jab Bhi Tum Uski Gali Main Jaate Ho,
To Woh BHONK-BHONK Kar Apna Pyaar Jatati Hai
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Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee,
Merey Marney Ki Ik Waja Tu Ho Ghee,
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Chal Tu Mar Ja Ta K Waja Hee Khatam Ho Jaye . . . . . . . . <"-">
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Cheel Uri..
Kaw_wa Ura..
Maina Uri..
Gadha Ura..
Ooopppps
Sorry Yar Jalde Mein Main Ne Aap Ko Bhi Ura Diya . . . . :->
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ArE U FrEe NoW
ShAlL I CaLl U ?
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AiSe HI KUtTaY KI AWaZ SUn?Ne Ka DiL ChAh RHa Hy
SNd DiS MSg TO UR FRnD N C D RpLy WEtHeR He ReAd CMpLtE Or Nt
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21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking:FIRELESS
Youth:JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender:PRICELESS
Reader:USELESS
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Agar Tum Pakistani Cricket Team K Coach Ban Jao To Phir Kya Ho Gha?
Saarey Player Darakhton Pe Chard Kar Khelein Ghey
Bandar Coach Ho Gha To Yehi Ho Gha Na
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Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,
I Realised,
Dat
ALONE WAS BETTER
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Someone Asked Me About Ur Age
Wel I Said
The Way Ur Dress Up U Look 19
Ur Sweetnes Look 15
Ur Smile 17
Ur Face 16
So All In All
67 Years
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Blue
Black
Red
Pink
Green
Purple
Violet
Brown
Orange
Select Ur Color
Chaddi?S Available At
BIG BAZAR At Half Rate
Hurry.
Change Now? !!
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Always Don?T Depend On
My Thoughts,
Try To Think Of Ur
Own Sometimes!!
Useless Fellow
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TUM
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Sache
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Pyare
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Imandar
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Samajdar
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Aqalmand
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Shareef
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Logo Se Door Rehna
Warna Wo Bi ?Biggar? Jayenge.
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?AQAL?
KyA Hoti Hai?
Asman Ne Kaha:
Buhat Buland Hoti Hai,
Sagar Ne Kaha:
Buhat Gehri Hoti Hai,
AAP Ne Kaha:-
Hain. . . . . . .
Woh Kya Hoti Hai? =)
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I M Lamp
U R Light
I M COk3
U R Sprite
I M Sawan
U R Badal
I M Normal
Ur
Also Normal
Kya Yaar!
Tum Khud Per Hamesha Shak Krtay Ho?
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Kia Ankhain Kia Surat Kia Chehra Apne
Paya Hai
Jaise Peeple K
Drakht Se Bhoot Uter Aya Hy
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Bura Laga?
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Koi Bat Nai, Wapis Drakht Par Charh Jao
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Dosti K Chaman Me 1 Phool Sa Khila Hy,
Jo Mujhe Apki Surat Me Mila Hy,
ALLAH Ka Jitna Shukar Ada Kia Jaye Kam Hy,
K Mre Gunaho Ka Sila Isi Dunia Me Mla Ha;-)
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Chand Ki AAN Ho Tum,
Sitaro Ki SHAAN Ho Tum,
Phoolon Ka ARMAN Ho Tum,
Kudrat Ka INAAM Ho Tum,
Par Sab Se Pehle
Duniya Ki Sari Larkiyon K
?BHAI JAN?
Ho Tum.
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Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
Tiny Eyes &Rosy Tongue.
Actually I Ws Pointin Out
D Similarities B/W U & VODAFONE Dog
It?S Great !!
Are U Twin
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Shikwa Naheen Kissi Sey Kissi Sey Ghilla Naheen,
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Mental Hospital Walon Ko Tu Ab Tak Milla Naheen
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Har Laal Rang RED Nahi Hota,
Har Murda DEAD Nahi Hota,
Kaise Kahun Pr Sach Hai,
Har Koi Aapki Tarah MAD Nahi Hota.
MAD Bole To
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost :->
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Guess Ye Kya Hy?
Nahi Pata Chala
Try To Karo
Nahi?
Fail?
Ok Ye Tumhare Screws Hy Jo Tumhare Dimag Se Gir Gae Ise Tight Krlo..
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Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?
Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha
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Aap To Pihr Aap Hae Aap Ki Key Bat Hae Jahan Jate Hen Cha Jate Hen Jahan Rokte Hen Sab Slam Karte Hen Jahan Sawal Karte Hen Log Bolte Hen
Maf Karo Baba
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Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bohat Pasand Hai,
Aap Jab Bhi Koi Sms Karte Hain,
To Dil Se Karte Hain,
Kyun K
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Dimagh To Aap K Paas Hai Hi Nahi?
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O?Ghareeb Insaan
O?Kanjoos Insaan
O?Pathar Dil Insaan
O?Pagal Insaan.??
Is SMs Me Mainay Aapko Insaan Kaha Hai, Agar Aapko Bura Laga Ho To Sorry . . . :->
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Aeroplane Aa Raha Hai.
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Dekho.
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Dekho Naa.
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Chala B Gaya Pagal Upar Dekhna Chahyie Tha Mobile Mai Aata Hai Kya?
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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful, The Grass & Flowers 2,
If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful,
Why Doesn?T It Rain On You?
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Press Down Again
Again..
Please Once More Sorry Again 6 Times More
Oh! Again 1 Time Again Don?T U Have Any Job?
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Jtni Chahat Se Tumhen Dekha Hai,
Itni Chahat Se Kuchh Aur Nhin Dekha,
Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Ji Bhar K Hamen,
Muddat Hui In Ankhon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nhin Dekha.
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Hitler Bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam Bhi Pakda Gaya,
Bin Laden Ka Bhi Pata Nahi,
Tum Bhi Dekhte Nahi....
Lagta Hai Dharti Per Ache Din Agaye..
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Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main
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2 Pyaz,
3 Lahsun,
5 Gm Zeera,
3 Kali Mirch,
2 Spoon Namak,
4 Spoon Oil,
1 Cup Water
Aur Thoda Sa Hara Dhaniya.
Pata Hai Main Kya Bana Rahi Hu?
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Tumhain Ullu!
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Zindagi Me
Gadhe Ki Tarah
Kaam Karte Karte
Jab Kabhi 2 Pal Ko
Saans Lene Ko Ruko
To Peeche Mur K
Zaroor Dekhna
Kya Pata
"DUM"B Nikal Ai Ho :)
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Itni Masoomiat Kahan Se Latey Ho?Itna Acha Kese Muskaratey Ho?Bachapan Se Hi Kaminey Ho Ya Shakal Esi Banatey Ho...
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Life
Is
Like A
Movie
Wen
U R
Happy
"Its COMEDY"
Wen
U R
Sad
"Its DRAMA"
Wen
U Got
Enemy
Its ACTION
& When
U
Face
Mirror
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(?)(?)
( <. .> )
"Its HORROR"
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Dil K Mehman Ban Jao
Ankhon Ka Arman Ban Jao
Honton Ki Muskan Ban Jao
Yeh Sub Bi Ban Jana
Lekin
Pehlay Zara
Insaan Ban Jao.
K33P SMiLiNG KArAchi RoC
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Kya Aap Ne Kabhi
"BHOOT" Ko Plastic Cover Mey Liptey Dekha Hai?
Nahi
Waqai Nahi?
Such Me Nahe Deakha
To Apna NADRA Ka ID Card Dekh Lein.. ;->
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Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare
Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare
Tumhari 1 Ada Pe Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga ;->
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Aina Dekh Kr Begana Ho Gya,
Khud Apne Husn Ka Dewana Ho Gya,
MUQABLA-E-HUSN Main Hisa Lia Aap Ne Bhi,
Auron Ko To Cup Mila Apko Jurmana Ho Gia:
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R0se R Laal
Sky R Neela
Ur Brain Is Like Khali Patila
Bura Man Lia
Ok
R0se R Red
Water Is Co0l
I M Beautiful
But U R Fo0l
Lo0 Th0ra 0r Bura Ma?? L?
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A Light Can Replace Dark
A Success Can Replace Failure
A Smile Can Replace Pain
But Nothin Can Replace U
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WHY?
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Defective Piece
No Replacement.. ;-)
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Hitler Bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam Bhi Pakda Gaya,
Laden Ka Bhi Pata Nahi,
Teri Bhi Tabiyat Thik Nahi Rehti
Lagta Hai Dharti Pe Satyug Aanewala Hai?
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Its So Common To Hear..
How R You ?
What R You Doin ?
Howz Ur Day ?
Any Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask Somthing Different..
Did You Undershaved Today.!!
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