Funny Questions SMS 9
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti. . . .?
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Shadi Shuda Mard Ko Kon C
Orat Ziada Achi Lagti Hai?
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Hamsaye Ki. . .
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Machchar Or Haati May Kya Farak Hai?
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Ans! Machchar Haati Ko Kaat Sakta Hai Par Haati Machchar Ko Nahi Kaat Sakta.
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Explain The Word ?Automatically?? ?
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Nahi Pata?
Ok I Ll Xplain
Agar Koi Ganji Larki Rakshay Mai Baithi Ho To Us Ko Kehte Hain ?Auto_Me_Takli ?
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Q: What?S The Height Of Confidence ?
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A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A
SIM Card With Life Time Validity..!!!
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A Technical
Quiz
Where Do U Find MANGOES?
Mango Tree?
No!
Fruit Shop?
Wrong Again.
Phr?
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Jahan Jahan Woman Goes
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Why Do Women Wear Watches On Their Right Hand And Men On Their Left Hand?
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To See The Time
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Why Are Doctor?S Prescriptions Impossible To Read?
Because They All Have An Exclusive Msg Only For The Chemist: ?Mai Ne Patient Ko Loot Liya Ab Teri Bari?
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Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi
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What Is The Height Of Frustration?
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U Want Ans?..
Hahaha!
I Dont Know??.
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Agr Ap Apnay FRNDZ Ko Sharbat SE Bhra Hua Jag Dain Or Wo Khali Kr Dain,
Ap K Liay Na Bachay,
Than What U Shuld SAY Wid Respect?
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?Jag Sona Sona Laagay?
?Jag Sona Sona Laagay?
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Programmer 1: ?Have You Heard About The Object-Oriented Way To Become Wealthy??
Programmer 2:?No.??
Programmer 1:?Inheritance.?
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Kya Aap Panchvi Pas Se Tez He?
To Batao?
Agar Ram Sita Hai,
To Ram Kya Hai?
Socho!
Nahi Patha?
Simple Yar
?Darzi?
Samje Panchvi Fail!
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Dunya Mai Sb Se Bhadur Kon Ha?
Think.
Dhobi.Jo Sb Ko Bolta Ha Kapry Kb Uttaro Gy.Mai Kb Aon.
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The Night Was Dark, The Moon Was High
I Stopped My Car....You Wondered Why?
I Leant So Close, You Felt Shy
I Uttered Those Three Word
I.....La
Puncture?
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Dear
1 Baat Hamesha Yad Rakhna K Zindagi Ma 2 Chezein Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hain.
1..
Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost.
Aur
2nd
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"Meetha Kharbooza"
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Lecturer: Which Comes First. . . SUN OR MOON ?
Studnt : Obviously, Moon. . . !
Lecturer: How ?
Studnt : Only After "HONEY-MOON"
SON Will Come. . . . ;->
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Why Do We All Marry?
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Because Romance Is Not The Only Element Of Life. We Should Also Know Horror,Terror, Suspense, Stupidity N Tragedy Of LIFE.
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Tere Bin Mai Yun Kese Jiyaaaa...
Kese Jiyaaa Tere Bin....!!
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Very Happy!
Life Set Hai Yar!
Tere Bin!
Balle Balle!!
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Qus:
"Pizza Hut" Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ? ? ?
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Ans:
Pizza Hutna Mat. . . . ;->
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UR Maths Good?
Then What U Get When U Add
SUN+LION+1/4?
Confusd?
Its Very Easy!
Stil Confused?
Given Up?
So Simple
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Oh Yar
Aftab Sher Pao
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How C?N ? Foreigner Tell His Serv?Nt 2 Open Th? D??R,Who Doesn't Kn?W English.
Think.
S?Y This Fast In American Accent.
'THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
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Jis TRAIN Mein
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARRKIYAN Safar Kar
Rahi Hon Us TRAIN
Ko Kya Kaho Gey.?
Socho......
Or Socho.......
Its Simple Yaar.
"MAAL GAARRI".
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Jab Kisi Ki Taraf Dil Jhukne Lage,
Baat Aa Kar Zaban Per Rune Lage.....
Toh...
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Are Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khichkhich Dur Karo...
Very Simple
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Ek DOCTOR Apni Beti Ki Shadi Kis Se Kare Ga?
Socho
Thora Aur Socho
COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se
Kyun K Yehi Hai Doctoron Ki Awaleen Pasand;->
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If U R In
LOVE....
Press Down
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Ther Jaen !
Abhi Apki MAA G Ko Bata Hon...
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Aurton Ki Adat Hy Parda Karna
Doosron Sy Nin Apnon Sy
Bhla Kiun ?
Kahin Pehchan Na Lain!
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One Technical Ques.
Where Do U Find MANGOES?
On Mango Tree?
In Fruit Shop?
No Wrong Ans.
Answer Is
Where Ever WOMAN Goes
Pechay Pechay
MAN-GOES:)
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Examiner : Why You Wrote The Formula In Your Hand.
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Student : Because My Teacher Told, "Formulas Must Be In Finger Tips".
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Master: Zameen Par Rahnay Walay Janwer Bacha Daitay Hain.
Hawa Main Urnay Walay Anday Daitay Hain.
Lakin Woh Kon Si Cheez Ha Jo Hawa Main B Urti Ha Or Bachay B Daiti Ha?
Student: Air Hostess
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LOGIC QUESTIONS
1)Wen Will A Horse Hav 6legs?
2)Wer Does Monday Cum B4 Sunday?
3)Wer Do U Find A Lot Of Cities Without Single House?
4) How Can U Double Ur Money?
AMAZING ANSWERS
1)Wen Sum1 Rides On D Horse
2)In A Dictionary
3)In A Map
4)Show It In Front Of A Mirror...
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Woh Konsa Waqt Hota Hai Jab BHAI BHAI Ka Nai
BETA BAAP Ka Nai
MAA BETI Ki Nai
BETA MAA Ka Nai Hota?
Ans:
Jub Shadi Mein Awaz Aati Hay
"ROTI KHUL GAE G",
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1 Hindu Ne, Musalman Se Poochha
Yar Hindo Ko Jalate Or
Muslman Ko Dafnate Kyun Hai?
Musalman Vry Simple Yar
Khazanay Ko Dafnatay Hai,
Or Kachray Ko Jalatay Hai.
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How A Girl Replies If Himesh Proposes;
'O Huzoor,Bhaar Me Jaey Tera Suroor,Surat Se He Tu Khajoor,Body Se Factory Ka Mazdoor,Chal Hoja Duurr AbeY Langooor
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Do U Know Wt Does Dis Symbol Mean: "?"
It Means: "Puttha Sawaal"..
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