Funny Questions SMS 8
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai . .
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What Do You Call A Female Who Never Laughs?
?HASINA?
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What Is Better Then .. .. ..
? PRESENCE Of MIND ?
In Case Of Accident ? ???
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? ABSENCE OF BODY ? ? ;->
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Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL,CHEENI, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?
Zardari : Beta White
Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
:-)Keep Smiling:-)
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Solve This Puzzle :
When Bullet Was Fired On Dog,
Tiger Died.
Why???
Think
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B?Coz Dog?S Name Was Tiger .
Improve Ur Knowledge Yaar.
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Why?D The Couple Stop After 3 Children?
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Cos They Heard Every Fourth Child Born Is Chinese.
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Pata Ha Hum CHLORMINT Kyu Khate Hai??
Kyu Ki..
5 Star..
Cadbury?
Perk?.
DairyMilk?..
Kit-Kat?.
Or
Munch?
?Ye Sab 50 Paise Me Nahi Aati?..?
Abey Saale Ab DUBARA MAT PUCHNA>>>>>>>>
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What Do Dentists Call
Their X-Ray?
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Tooth Pics..;/
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What Is At The End Of
?Everything??
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The Letter G.-/
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Do U Knw Glass Tootey To Kya Awaaz Aati Hai?
Dhuzy?
No
Dhooz??
No
Thishh??
Nahi Bhae
Ami Ki Awaz Aati Hai
?Arey Kambakht, Kya Tor Dia??
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Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
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Ek Baar Ek Cyclewala Doodh Ki Kitli Lekar Ja Raha Rehta Hai! Aur Jate Jate Use Rasste Main Bahut Traffic Lagta Hai, Thoda Time Hone Ke Baad Woh Kitli Main Se Saara Doodh Pee Leta Hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Socho
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Are Thoda Aur Socho!
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Nahi Jam Raha ,
Chalo Thik Hai Main Hi Bata Deta Hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun Ki Peeche Se Saare Vehicles ?..
Pee Pee Pee Karte Hai , Isliye Woh Saara Doodh Pee Jata Hai;->
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Teacher : Y Are Majority Of South Indians Dark In Colour ?
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Student: Because They Watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV Without Applying
Sunscreen Lotion
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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehtey Ho?
Conductor: 24 Ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 Ghante Bus Me..:-(
Or Baki 16 Ghantey Biwi K Bas Me;-)
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Q. Which Day Is Stronger..!
Sunday Or Monday???
The Answer Is..!
Its Sunday
Coz
Monday Is A Weekday
(Weak Day)???????;->
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A BOy LOst In The MAll
Started Shouting
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F
WHY??
BCOZ
NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION
F=MA
SO HE WAS SHOUTING
MA
MA
MA
MA
MA
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Q. Y Doesnt Calvin Klein Sell Raw Material(Cloth)?.. Y Does It Only Sell Finished Cloth?.??
I Dont Think Its A Tough One
Well The Answer Is
Because?.They Sell Cloth See KAy(CK)
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Do U KnoW Which Is D Oldest Animal |N D World?
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Give Up?
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Wel Its,
Zebra-Coz Its Still In Black And White
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Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho
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Ans :
Sab Kuch
Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(Fly) Nahin Sakta
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Mara Hua Parinda
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Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->
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Once Bread And Butter Were Travelling By Plane? Plane Crash Hua?
Bread Marr Gayaa.. Lekin Butter Nahin Maraa? Kyon???
Because Woh Butter FLY Thaa..
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How To Make One Million Rupees In The Stock Market ? ? ?
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Simple . . . . . Start With Two Million. . . ! ! !
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Aysa Konsa Jandar Hy Jo Dodh Or Anda Dono Aik Sath Day Sakta Hy ?
Socho
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Ni Samaj Mein Aa Raha:-P
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Chalo Bata Data Hoon
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? BAKERY WALA?
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Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]
Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->
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Do You Know Why The Spelling Of Women Starts With W??
Because All Quetions In The World Start With W..
Such As
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
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What Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg? ?
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Dinosaurs Laid Eggs Long Before There Were Chickens! :P
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Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing . . .!!
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How To Find AVAGADRO?S Number ?
Guess
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So Simple
Open The Phone Directory And Search For AVAGADRO . . . ;->
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How Did Bruce Lee Die?
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With A Go Lee
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What Is 11 + 4 Equal To ? ?
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Its Simple
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Dont Knw Addition
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The Answer Is 3
How
11 K 4 Ghante Baad 3 Bajte Hyn Na ? ;->
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Woh Kya Hai K Jiss K Liye Tum Kuch B Kar Saktey Ho?
Mujhe Pata Hai! Bataooon
?Easy Load?
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Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?
On Television
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Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House
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What?S The Best Way To Get FAT ?
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Go To The Butcher Shop ? ;->
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