Funny Questions SMS 7
Do You Know !
The Only Place
Where
S U C C E S S
Comes Before
W O R K S
Is ...
In The
D I C T I O N A R Y ;->
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What Will You Find Inside A Very Clean NOSE ... ?
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Alot Of Finger Prints ! :P ;->
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It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"
But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
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Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai Wo Jagta Rehta Hai..
Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai
Bolo Kyu???
Are Wo Watch Man Hai
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Q. Who Are The Two Brothers
Who Live On Opposite Sides
Of The Road Yet Never See Each Other?
Ans: Eyes.
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Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
Because It Was
Said By Govinda
In Film
Ek Aur Ek Gyara
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Why Is A River Rich?
Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
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Who's Pappu In D Movie
"Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Naa" !?
Aditi's Brother AMIT
Coz Jay Sings Pappu Cant Dance 'SAALA'
Amit Is Jay's Saala..
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BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..
But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man
Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.
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Papu Raat Me Bahar Nahi Ghumta Hai
Puchho Puchho..????
Are Puchhona..?
Are Papu Andha Hai
Raat Ko Andhere
Me Use Kese Dikhega
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In 1975 ...
3 Birds Were Flying & Suddenly Died & Fell Down
Why ?
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So Simple
Remember In Sholay, Gabbar Had Shot 3 Bullets In Air ;->
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Why Did The Statue Of Liberty Have To Be A Woman?
The Head Had To Be Hollow To Make A Restaurant In It!
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Ek Aankh Wala Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Kaun Sa Song Gayega
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Ek NAZAR Se Bhi Pyaar Hota Ha Maine Suna Hai
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Q> What's The Difference Between In-Laws And Outlaws.
A> Outlaws Are Wanted. :-D
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Wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda N@Hi Marta?
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No Answer
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1. C@Rtoon Network
2. Star Plus ;-)
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Judge 2 Thief:Do U KnNOw If U Tell A L?E Where Will U GO?
Thief:?IN THE HELL?
Judge:if U SpEAk Truth- - -Then?
Thief:?IN THE JAIL?
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How Will A Computer Engineer Offer U A Drink Named ?C? ???
CPU . . . ??? ;->
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What Is Da MOST Fr3quently Askd Question In PAKISTAN Now A Days?
?Lite Ayi K Nai Ayi????
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Teacher Asked ? Which Came First, The Chicken Or The Egg. ?
Little Johny Replied ? Which Ever You Ordered First ?
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Wat Does A Witch Ask 4 When She Arrives At A Hotel?
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Broom Service
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Wat Did The Cook Give His Girlfriend 4 Their Anniversary?
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A: A Fourteen ?Carrot? Onion Ring!
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Question:qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?
Answr:qalam Behtr Hai Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay. . . . . .
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4 Hathi He
3 Hathi Lal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.
Bolo Aisa Q ??
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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He? 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He ;->
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From Where Would A Lizard Gets Its Tail When It Breaks ??
From The Re-Tail Shop . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
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Football Mein Kitni Sides Hoti Hain??
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Nahin Maaloom . .
2 Side Hoti Hain . .
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IN-SIDE Aur OUT-SIDE . . . . . . . ;->
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AgAr Kisi Ki MAA K PAAs Bohot DAuLAt Ho To UsAy KyA KAho GAy ???
Socho . .
Or Socho . .
MAA BAdAuLAt . . . :P ;->
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What Is Business..?
Dad: I Want U 2 Marry A Girl Of My Choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The Girl Is Bill Gates? Daughter.
Son: Then Ok!
Dad Goes 2 Bill Gates?
Dad: I Want Ur Daughter 2 Marry My Son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My Son Is The CEO Of The World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then Ok!
Dad Goes 2 D President Of Da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint My Son As CEO Of Ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He Is Da Son-In-Law Of Bill Gates.
President: Then Ok!
This Is BUSINESS!
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Q:1 Over Me Kitni Balls Phenki Jati Hen
Kya Kaha
6
Sorry
1 Over Mein 1 Hi Ball 6 Baar Phenki Jaati Hai.
Cricket K Bare Me Pata He Nahi .
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Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa?Ye Hoti Hain?
Student: 4
Teachr: Kon Kon C ??..?
Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,
?AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN?
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Height Of Dreaming:
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Bill Gates Came To Me And Asked. . .
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Yaar Tere Paas XP Ki CD Hai??
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