Funny Questions SMS 6
Top M?VIE "RACE" Me Ma??Ka Shar?WAt Ne AneEl KaP??R SE SH?DI KyUn Nahi Ki?
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Kyun K Us?Y 24 Hrs Phal(Fruit) ChoosNay Ki ?Dat Thi.
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Q:wHo Shuld B Da Latest Sponser Of The Indian Cricket Team?
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Ans:Always Ultra,Coz The Team Is Undergoing Its Worst Period!
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What's Da M?IN DifFErENcE B/W A 20 Yrs YOuNG B?Y & 60 Yrs Old Man?
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40 Yrs:->
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Wht Is The Mother Name Of "INVENT"?
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Ans:NEED
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//Zarorat Aijad Ki Maa Hai//
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Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?
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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?
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What Wud A Villager Girl Say During See The C.D In Her Hand.
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The Hole In The Middle Is For Holding The Mirror.RIGHT?
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Wo Kya Hai Jise Right Hand Se To Touch Kar Sakte Hain Lekin Left Hand Se Touch Karna Impossible Hai?
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Ur Left-Hand's Elbow...!!!
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Kya Tum Nisar Shah Ko Jante Ho?
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Yakinan Nahi Jante. Tabhi Uski Info Dhondh Rahe Ho! Hai Na!
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Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?
Chhirrr
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Charrr...
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Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai
Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,
"Shame Shame...;-))"
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Why Pappu Cant Dance?
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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata. Zara Pata Te Kar K Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da...;-)
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What Is The Meaning Of SQUAWK?
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Msg Me Meaning Q Dhondh Rahe Ho?
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Bewakuf, Dictionary Me Dekho...;-||
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Why Our Language Is Called Mother Tongue?
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Bcoz The Father Seldom Gets Chance 2 Speak;-)
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Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
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1 Choti C
LARKI
Jis Ne Abhi
KG CLAS$
Pass Kiya Ha..
Konsa Gana Gaye Gi?
KG KIA RE !!:-):-D
KG KIA RE !!:-D;-)
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What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????
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Hieeeeeeee !!!
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Q: What Do You Take Before Every MeaL?
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Ans: A Seat . . . ;->
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Why Is A Lecturer Greater As Compared To A Mother?
Because A Mother Can Put Only One Child To Sleep But A Lecturer Can Put The Whole Class To Sleep.:-P
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Q: Where Do You Find A No-Legged Dog ?
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Ans: Right Where You Left Him. . . ;->
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Q: What Starts With T, Ends With T And Is FuLL Of T ??
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Ans: A TeapoT. . . ;->
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Apki Underwear Me Kya Hai?
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Elastic Hi Hoga,Naare Wali Kon Pehanta Hai Aj Kal.
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