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AGr 1 FamiLy K..

WaLDen BaChoN SE,

BachAy WaLdain Se,

B.V Shohar Se,

Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,

Behnoi SaALay SE,

Susar Daamad Se,

JhoOT BoLaIn..

To AI§I FAmILy KO Kya KahAin GE?

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""STAR PLUS"""

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What Will A Bangali Say

If Someone Cuts His Call ... ? ?

Socho

Its Simple Yaar

He'll Say ...

Kol-Kata ... ;->

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Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore Is Not Allowed To B Buried In Sahiwal?

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A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-< ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hum Pani Kyun Peete Hain?? . . . . Socho Socho . . . . Or Socho . . . . . Nahi Aya Smajh . . . . . . . I Tell U . . . . Kyun K Hum Pani Ko Kha Nahi Sakte ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wo KoN Sa SaWaL HaI JiS Ka JaWaB Ha MaI DiYa JaYe ToU JhOoT HoTa >

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< - - = = * * " " KiA SoO RaHe Ho . . ;->

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EK GAnJa ADMi AUr EK BOwLeR EK AWaZ SUn K BUhAt GUsSa HoTaY HaiN...

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Socho Kya?

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NO BALL !

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Batao France K Log Chai(Tea) Me Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise Q Ghumate Hai?

There Is A Logic

No Ans

I Will Tell U

Cheeni Mix Karne K Lye...;->

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What Is The Thing That Can Shoot Up, Come Down Or Retain Its Position?

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Socho Socho

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Its Not Easy!

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I Will Tell U

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Its Temperature!

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How Many Legs Does A Dog Have

If You Call The Tail A Leg ... ?

Four

Calling A Tail A Leg Doesn't Make It A Leg ...

Samjhe Jahil ... :P

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Q:why Gorillas Hav Big Nostrils?

Ans:bcoz They Hav Big Fingerz?

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T T T T U V 8 8 X U U U V U

Pata Ha Ya Kia Likha Hai?

Nai??

Ok

Me Batata Hun...

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T T T T U V 8 8 X U U U V U.

Ok?

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Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?

Only 10% Girls Play Games Like

Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc

Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With

Boys.... ;->

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Do U Know The Meaning Of "Sunday"??

Difrnt Peopls Have Difrnt Ideas,

Some Say That,Some Say This

Bt I Have Very Logical Explanation

It's

Mean

""ITTWAR

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Ek Railway Station Se Ek Lash Gayab Ho Gayi Batao Kaise....???

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Jaane Ke Liye Dekiye C.I.D Har Friyday Night 10 P.M.

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Munna Bhai: Arre O Circuit Ek Bakra Talaab Me Gir Gaya Hai, Aab Wo Sala Bahar Kaise Aaye Ga??

Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai ! Geela Ho Ker.

Tension Nahi Lene Ka.

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Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.

Socho. . .

QAWWALI

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1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.

AATA Piswany

To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.

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Kya Apko Pta HY DunIa K Sare Kutte Kis Insan Se Drte The?

Nai Pta?

DHARMINDER Se,

Q K Wo Hr Film Me Khta Tha KUTTAY ME TERA KHOON P JAUNGA

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"Waqt Kitni Taizi Se Guzarta Hai"

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Shoaib Akhtar Per Lagi 5 Saal Ki Pabandi 2 Maheenay Me Hi Khtam Ho Gai.

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Agr Ko Habshi Hasheesh Ka Nasha Kray To Usay Kya Kehna Chahiay?

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"SHEESH NAAG"

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