Funny Questions SMS 4
JSt IMgNinE Koi MiL WorKEr KaAM PE JAIn Ap KOUn SA SOng GAIn Ge? GUeSs?
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What Has One Horn And Gives Milk ... ???
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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->
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Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?
Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.
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Which Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??
A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey :)
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Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?
Socho Yaar....
Simple Yaar
Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)
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Q- "Why Are There No Asprins In The Jungle. . . ?"
A- "Because,
The
Parots-Ate-Em-All ..." ;->
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*JOKE*
Question: Why Do Some Teachers Wear Sunglasses?
Answer: Because Their Students Are Very Bright!
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Q - If YoU PLuGgEd YoUr NoSe AnD YOuR MOuTh WhIlE YOu SnEeZeD ...
WoUlD IT COmE OUt Of YoUr EaRs
Or
WoUlD YOuR HEaD EXpLoDe ... ?
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Wo Kon C CheEz HAi JisAy Doctor'z Khana Khanay Se PehLay HAth PEr Lgana PasAnd KrtAy HAin.
Lekin AGr Hard Ba|L Crickters Use KRaIn TO Doctors U§Ay HAth BHi Lgana PaSaNd NA Krain..?
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"SAFE GUARD"
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A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?
Ans: A Police Officer!!
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Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?
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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!
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BhUrApE AUr JawAnI MeiN KIa FaRq Ha?
JawAnI MeiN JaIb MeIn LaRkIyOn KE No AUr
AUr
BuRhApE MEiN JaiB MeiN DoCtOr K NO . . . ;->
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Q : BaLl AuR No BaLl MaI KyA FaRq HaI ?
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AnS : BaLl DhOnI K AuR No BaLl SeWaGe K
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Suna Tha K Orat Ki ZubAn BAri HOti HAi.
Magr WO KoN C Pakistani Lady Jis KA Munh ITna Bara HAi K Wo POra SaALam InsaAn Kha GAi?
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Humera Arshad
BecOz
She Sang A Song.
"Main Nai Boldi
LoOko Main Nai Boldi
Meray Vich Mera YaAr Bolda"
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Pakistan Ka Wo Kon Sa Shehr He Jahan Larkion K Rishtey Nahi Miltey!?
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Mianwali...
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Kiyu K Wahan Sab Mian Wali Hoti Hen!
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QuEsTiOn : HoW MaNy PrOgRaMmErS DoEs It TaKe To ScReW In A LiGhT BuLb?
AnSwEr : "NoNe ThAt'S A HaRdWaRe PrObLeM."
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Wo KOn C CheEz HAi JO Ap Ko BEthAy BItHaYE JanNat DIKha SakTi HAi?
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Keep THinking.
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Answer IZ
"IshQ"
::ProOf::
Song.
"YE IsHq HAye BEthAy BIthAye JANNAT Dikhaye"
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SoNo Nigam
&
Kumar SAnu
Dono Me KYa COmMon HAi?
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Socho
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Aray Mamo Itna Mat Soch.
Simple
Dono Singer Hain.
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