Funny Questions SMS 3
Question: Why The Legal Age For Voting Is 18 & For Marriage 21 Years?
Ans: Mulk Sumbhalna Biwi Sambhalney Se Asaan Hai
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If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?
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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...
Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!
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GadHa GArI AUr CAr MAy KyA FArAk HA ...?
GadhA GArI MAy GAdHa BhAr HOTa HA AUr CAr MAy GhAdA ANdAr HOtA HA
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TEACHER: YE BATAO K PRINCIPAL KISAY KEHTE HAY?
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PATHAN: WO PUL JIS PE SE PRINCE GUZARTA HAY OSAY "PRINCIPAL" KEHTE HAY.... ;)
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What Is The Difference Between "A Locomotive Engineer" & "A Teacher" ?
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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind ... ;->
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WO KyA HAy Jo KAbHI ROtA HAy TO KAbHI HAnStA HAy...
KAbHI CHoTa HOtA HAy TO KAbHI BAdA?
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ANS) INSAAN KA DIL!
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Computer Is Shameless
Why?
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B'coz, It Has Hardware & Software But
No
Underwear..?
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What Kind Of Car Drives Over Water... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over A Bridge... ;->
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Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
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DO U KNw WAT Is DiFfRnCe
BEtweEN RadIo ND AKHbaR?
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If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?
Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
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ShUrkH KHaN KI BIrThDaY PE US KI WIfE AUsY KIyA GIfT DEgI ?
SoChO
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SoChO
ThInK
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ThInK
SoChO YAr
SiMpLe
NiSwAr.
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How Many Seconds Are In A Year?
Need Not To Calculate Much
I Tell U
Its 12 Seconds
How?
2nd Of Jan
2nd Of Feb
2nd Of March ... 2nd Of Dec.. =P ;->
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Wht Happened When OBAMA Won Election... ???
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Dun Know
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Let Me Tell You
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McCain Lost... ;->
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Q:Bivi K Sar Par Bhoot Kub Sawar Hota Hai?
Anx: Ye Bivi Wale Se Poche . . . //->
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Q:Aise Kya Cheez Hai Jo Ap Ko 1 Larki Khelye Aur Ap Ko Bhoat Gusa Aye Ga?
Socho
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Socho
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Socho
Socho
Ok I Tell U
Apne Bhai Ki Mar...........
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Tell Me A Thing Tht's
BIG In "Ladies"
SMALL In "Girls"
&
Not Present In "Kids"?
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Its The
Alphabet "L".
Hamesha Ghalat Sochna
;-> =P
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Ek ADmi BHaGtAy HUay RUk GYa. . . .
KyUn?
Kyun K US Ka SaAns PHoOL GYa THa,
Nahi IS LiAy RUka,
Q K USkA Ghar AA Gya THa..
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Q Chalti Ha Pawan?
BCoz Of Evaporation
Q Ghome Hai Gagan?
Bcoz Of Earth's Rotation
Kyun Machalta Hai Mann?
Bcoz Of Dsordr In Digestion
Na Tu Jano Na Hm!!
Kyun Gum Hai Har Disha?
Bcoz U Hav Poor Sense Of Direction
Kyun Hota Hy Nasha?
Bcoz Of Drug Addiction
Na Tm Jano Na Hm!!!
Kyun Ati Hy Bahar?
Bcoz Of Change In Season
Kyun Khota Hy Karar?
Bcoz Of Takng Tension
Q Hota Hy Pyar?
Bcoz Of Opposite Attraction..
So,
SCIENCE HaS ALL Solutionz!!
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Q:hOW Do YOU Sink A SUbmiNe Fu|L Of BLondes?
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Ans:KnocK The DOor.
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What IZ The Quietest PLace In The WorLD?
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The CompLaint Department
At The Parachute Packing Plant...
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PhoneboOK DiLemma WHy R THEre NO PhonebooKs IN China?
Coz There R SO Many WIng's ANd WOng's,
They R AFrAid U W¡LL Wing THe WOng Number.
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Q:What Do U Get WHen U CRosS A Librarian And A Lawyer?
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ANS:-"
AlL The Information You WAnt,
Except You CAn't UNdErstand IT."
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Q: Why WAs The Leper CaUgHt SPeEdIng?
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A: He Cou|Dn't Take HIs FoOT Of The AcCELerAtor..
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How Do You Save A Man From DrOwning?
Take UR FoOT Of HIs HEad...!!!
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What DO You CA|L A Lada/Sakoda
At The Top Of A H¡LL?
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A MirACLe. . . .
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