Funny Questions SMS 2
Suraj Din K Time Kyun Nazr AAta Hai?
RaAt K WAqt Kyun Nahi?
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Q K RaAt Ko Suraj KI Ami Usay Ghar Se BAhir Nahi NikAlnay Deti
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WO KIyA CHeEz HA JO BAtHrOoM Me ZIyAdA UZe KArTe HaI . ?
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ThInK
ThInK
SoChO
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SiMpLe JAn|X
MoB¡Le ...;->
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Aysi Konsi MACHLI (FISH) Hay Jo Pani Me Nahi Ter Sakti?
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MARI HOI MACHLI!!!
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AiSi KOn HA JIs KO AAp GALe LaGaYe AUr WO AAp KA GALa DAbAyE ?
Socho
Socho
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NaHe PAtA
I TELL U
ApP KI TIe ...;->
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How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is Lying... ?
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Whenever
You See His Lips Moving ... ;->
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A Man Was Injected With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??
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Think
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Think Harder
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Coz
He Was Already Dead... ;->
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Ek HAatHi KO AutOrIcksHaw MeIn KAiSe DAaLeNgE
Socho
Socho
SiMpLe
MusHkiL SE
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Insaaniyat Ko Pizza Pe Laga K Kha Sakty Hyn...!!
Don't Wonder !!
I Tell You The Reason
Because
Insaaniyat Bhi Ek CHEESE Hoti Hy ... ;->
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Q: Wo Kon Sa Department Hy Jis Ma Orat Kam Nhi Kr Skti,
Batao
Chalo Mein Btata Hun.
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FIRE BRIGADE,
Q K Orat Ka Kam Aag Bujhana Nhi,
Aag Lagana Hy
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Wo KOn C JAgA HAi JAhAn NOjAwaN JAnA BoHaT PAsAnD KArTe HAiN ?
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SImPlE JAnIx . .
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GIrLz HOsTeL ...=P ;->
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Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
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Agr Abhi Abhi Eik Khubsurat Larki Ka Phone Aajaye To Tum Kya Karonge
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Aby Sochte Q Ho Phile Aaye To Sahi!
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WO KYA CHEEZ HAY
JO AURAT KI BADI HOTI HAY
AUR AADMI KI CHOTI?
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ZUBAAN (TONGUE)!;->
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What Iz PurE & SiMpLe Definiti0n Of Acc0unting?
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1+1=2
(In Private Sector)
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1+ 1= 11
(In Government Sect0r)
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Wo Kya Hay Jo Naak K Aagay Hay Aur Kaan K Peeche?
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Lafz 'Kaaf'(K) !!!;->
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WO KYA HAY JISAY AGAR KUCH NA KARO TO KHAMOSH REHTA HAY PAR
JESE HI MARNA SHURU KARO TO BOLNE LAGTA HAY?
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SIMPLE,
DHOLAK...!
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Shadi Walay Din Jota Chupai KI Rasm KYun H0ti HAi??
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Dulhay K0 Ulti Metam Di Jati Hai K AB Bhi WAqt Hai Nangay PAoN Bhag Jao. . .
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What IS Atom Bomb?
An Invention....
To End All Inventions.
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GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA?
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3 Rupay May 500 SMs ...
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Aik Aurat K Liye Sab Sae Barrh Ker Khudkushi Ka Jawaaz Kia Ho Sakta Hai?
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K Kisi Doosri Aurat Nae Bhi Usi Rang Aur Design Ka Suit Pehn Rakha Ho.
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WO Konsi Bakri (Goat) Hay Jo Filmo Me Kam Karti Hay?
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ITNA SOCH KYA RAHE HO?
Aray Yar SIMPLE,
SHAHRUKH KHAN... He He He He ;)
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Wo Kon Si Topi Ha Jo Kenchne Se Nahe Utarti ?
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Why Did ALI Put His Clock In The Oven?
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HE Wanted To Have Hot Time!
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"RoMaNcE"
KAhAn Se Shuru Hota Hai..?
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Socho
Socho..
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Socho...
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Nahi Pata?
Mai Btadeta Hun..
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Romance "R" Se Shuru Hota Hai:-)
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