Funny Questions SMS 1
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Funny Questions / Text Messages
Funny Questions: The Best Of Those Stupid Questions, Dumb Questions, Funny Questions, Witty Questions And Silly Questions. Lot Of Most Amazing Questions.
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[How Good R U At Chemistry???]
Q. Which Weapon Can U Make By C0mbining Potassium,
Nickel And
Iron?
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KNiFe.
Got Confused?
Ok.
Just See
Xplanatn:
Chemical Symbol Of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
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Iron = Fe.
So,
There Combinatn Is
'K Ni Fe' :
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How Can We Prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep Vehicle Horn In Silent Mode!;)
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Agar Basanti Ki Mausi
Thakur Ko Raakhi Bandhe To
Basanti Thakur Ka Kya Rishta Hua?
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Apna Kaam Kro Koi Rishta Nhi Bnta
Thakur K Haath Hi Nhi Thay.
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Question:
Kya Aaj K Zamane Main Bagair Dolat K Mohabbatt Ki Ja Sakti Hai
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Ji Han Lakin Ye Sahulat Sirf Larkion Ko Hasil Hai.
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':' WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES At University':'
-: How To Yawn Without Opening Mouth :- How To Sleep With Eyes Open -: How To Believe That This Lecture Will End Soon :- How To Control Our Anger For Lecturer . . . .
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The Answer To D Toughest Question
Ever Is Here!!
Wen Do U Know U R In LOVE.....
U Know U R In LOVE
Wen U Start Looking For The
Cheapest Mobile Plan :P :P :P
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Ques: What Is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.
Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk... :-)
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Most Dangerous P.J. Ever-
( Warning- Read At Ur Own Risk, B Careful )
Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge..?
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"USB";->
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What Is More Useful After It Is Broken?
An Egg
Which Is The Most Shocking City?
Electri-City
Name Two Things U Can Never Eat Before Breakfast?
Dinner & Lunch
How Many Gr8 Men Were Born In Pakistan?
None, Only Babies Were Born.
If Ur Clock Strikes 13, What Times It Is?
Time To Buy A New Clock ;->
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Sir: What Do U Know About Chemistry?
Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-)
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Q - What's The Definition Of Women?
Ans - Someone Who Talks For Hours
While Standing At The Door
But Won't Sit
Because Of Lack Of Time !! :-);-)
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Six Brilliant Doubts:
1. If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The Money Go?
2. When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It?
3. If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff?
4. Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol?
5. Can You Cry Under Water?
6. Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog" When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day??
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Smart Answers
Teachr: R U Chew In Gum?
Stdnt: No,M John Smith:)
Husband: V R Hvng Mother 4 Dinner 2nite.
Wyf: Make Sure She Is Well Cooked:p
Father: Shameful Results! Do U Alwz Get Such Low Marks?
Son: No,Only Whn I Take Exams;)
Guest: Will These Stairs Take Me 2 D 2nd Floor?
Boy: No, U'll Hav 2 Walk Aswell:)
Girl: I Hav Changd My Mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does New 1 Works Better?;)<('.') ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why Do Women Have Smaller Feet Then Men? A: So They Can Stand Closer To The Kitchen Sink.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who Is The Leader Of Ducks? Ans. Frog Why? Because Frog Is MAINDUCK ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEST... Agar Aap Se Kaha Jaye K, "Chaar Zero Ek Sath" Likh K Dikhayen, To Aap Kese Likhen Ge? . . . . 0000 . Aisey? . . . . G Nai . . 4017 :D ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pakistan Ka Wo Konsa Shehr Hai Jahan Her Larki Shadi Shuda Kehlati Hai?? Socho Nahe Pata Chalo Hum Batate Hain . "MIANWALI" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: U R In A Boat In De Midle Of A River. U Hav 2 Cigaretes Nd Hav To Light Any 1 Cigarete. U Dnt Hav Anythng Else Wid U In De Boat.. How Wil U Do It? Ans: Take 1 Cigarete N Throw It In De Water, The Boat Wil Become LIGHTER.. Using Dis LIGHTER U Can Light De Other Cigarete. Another Deadly Ans Scroll Down A Little U Throw A Cigarette Up Nd Catch It. Catches Win MATCHES..Using De MATCHES Dat U Win, U Can Light The Cigarete If Dats Nt Enough,1more Deadly Answer Scroll Down Tak Water In Ur Hand Nd Drop It Drop By Drop.. TIP TIP "TIP TIP Brsa Pani.. Pani Ne Aag Lgai. Us Aag Sy Hmne Cigarete Jalai. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Who Is The Laziest Person In The World ? A. Who Invented The "SNOOZE" Option In Alarm... ;->
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Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA Kr K Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
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Insaan Sub Se Zada Mafi Kis
K
Samane Mangta Hai ??
Guess
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Bihkari K Samne
" Maaf Karo Baba"
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Zindagi Me Race Kabhi Mut Lagana .
But Why ?
Kiun K Aap Ka Naam Change Ho Sakta Hai. But How ?
Because Jo Jeeta Wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->
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You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?
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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->
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Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" Kehte
Thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun K 'Sultan' Us Ka Naam Tha :-D
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How To Become A GENIUS?
*Some Text Missing*
Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become A GENIUS. ;-> =D
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Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot Jump
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Q: Why Do Most Women Spend Much Time On Improving Their LOOKS And Not Their MINDS??
Ans: Because They Know That Men Are STUPID, But Not BLIND...!!! :P
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Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" Kehte
Thay
Socho Kyun?
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Kyun K 'Sultan' Us Ka Naam Tha :-D
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A Bicycle Can't Stand On It's Own
Why ... ?
Think !!
Because
It's Two-Tired ... ;->
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What Is The Advantage For Unmarried People??
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Think!
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Haar Maanì?
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Wo Bed K Dono Taraf Se Utar Sakty Hai ;-)
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Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Ans : The First Barber's Shop In Pakistan
(Naai Ki Dukaan)
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In WHich WOrDz An EngLish TEacher Will EXpLain "AMIR'S BODY" In GHajni.
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BoDy Language"
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Wo Kaun Hey Jo Dil Mein Hai. . . .
Mann Mein Hey. . .
Per Darhkan Mein Nahi. . . Socho. . . .Socho. . .
Arey Aamir Khan Aur Kon!:-)
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Wo Konsa Poet Hay Jin Ki Shayari Main Kafi Dard Hay?
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KHWAJA MIR DARD
Q K Onke Har Ghazal K Maktay May "Dard" Zarur Ata Hay!
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Q1:Wht Is RED & Goes TRING TRING??
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Scroll Down 4 Ans
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Ans: A Tomato..! & TRING TRING Waz 2 Confuse U! ;)
Here's 1 More!
Q2.Wht Is RED & Goes On TRING TRING??
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Ans: The Door Bell & RED Was 2 Confuse U! ;)
Q3.Wht Is RED & Goes TRING TRING??
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Ans: A Cake..! & Both Were 2 Confuse U! ;)
Anyways! 1 More!
Q4:Wht Is RED & Goes TRING TRING?
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Ans: Fire Brigade Obviously...!
& U Thought I Was Trying 2 Confuse U.
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TelL Me Whch
"AnimaL"
CaN'T
Walk,
Speak,
Listen,
It's Not A T0y.
Anx?
This Iz THe "ANIMAL"
Word Whch IZ WritTen AT BLank PAge
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Do You Know The Value Of A Minute ?
Well It Depends On Which Side Of The Toilet Door You Are..... :-D
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Wo K0n C Mehndi Hai Ji§Ay GIrLz Dekhti Hain Magr Lgati Nahi?
Hina Mehndi
No. . .!
KaALi Mehndi,
No. . .!
Anx IZ.
DaLaIr Mehndi
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If A Baby Is Born In Africa...
Wh8 Will B The Color Of The Baby's Teeth ?
Why U Waste This Much Time !
How Will A New Born Baby Have Teeth.? ;->
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Wo Kya Hay Jo Kabhi Kabhi To Seedha Ho Jata Hay Aur Baz Dafa Latak B Jata Hay?
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MONKEY (BANDAR) !
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