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Funny Jokes SMS 9

Labels: Posted by www.24Signals.net on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 at 2:34 PM

3 Guys Were Introduced To A Girl. Hi, I?M Peter, Not A Saint. I?M Paul Not A POPE. I?M John Not A Baptist. The Girl Replied. Hi... I?M Mary, Not A VIRGIN.
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When Words Are Not Enough....
To Express Your Feelings....
Dont Think You're In LOVE....
You Just Need To Join...

ENGLISH
SPEAKING
COURSE
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Press Down If U R Free....
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Press Up If U R Free!!!
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In A Class, Teacher Asked: If I Buy An Item@ 12.75 N Sell@15.25, It's Loss Or Profit?
Student: Profit In Rupees &Amp; Loss In Paise
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Tumse Mila Main Kal To,
Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound,
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho:
Your File Not Found!
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Winter Comes .........Again &Amp; Again,
Summer Comes .......Again &Amp; Again,
But The Person Like You.............. Will Not Come Again,

Because GOD Never Makes The Same Mistake Again &Amp; Again
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May Our Friendship Turn In2 Silver, Silver In2 Gold, Gold In2 Dimonds...... And May Our Dimonds B 4ever. Then We Sell It OK. 50/50.
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My Eyes Miss U,My Feels Love U,My Hands Needs U,My Mind Calls U,My Heart Just 4 U , My Live Is U,I Will Die Without U, I Love U, Aisa Mery Mama Mujhay Aksar Bolti Hain.
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Wen A Guy Tellz U That He Luvz U From The Bottom Of His Heart B Careful 4 This May Mean Dat.......!!!!!!........ He Has Enuf Space 4 Another Girl On The Top Of His Heart!!!!!
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New Style Of Proposing A Girl: I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Love, &Amp; I Don't Want My Son To Do The Same 4 Your Daughter, So Lets Make Them Brother &Amp; Sister.
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True Love Is Like A Pillow U Could HUG It When U R In Trouble U Could CRY On It When U R In Pain U Could EMBRACE It When U R Happy Want True Love? Spend Rs200 BUY A PILLOW
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What Do I Do When I See Someone Extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I Smile, And, When I Get Tired..... I Put Down The Mirror !
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Lady Drinking Coke, Machhar Falls In. Lady Takes It Out, Machhar Says &Quot;MAA&Quot;! Lady Asks Why Did You Call Me &Quot;MAA&Quot;? Machhar Says, &Quot;Main Teri Coke Se Nikla Hoon, MAA!&Quot;..
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My Nights
R Becoming
Sleepless,

My Days
R Becoming
Restless,

So I Asked God ...

Is This Love??

He Said!






.....Idiot , Summer Has
Started .....
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I Was Worried
In A
DREAM
Last Nite
I Saw
All The
DEVILS
Of The World


Have DIED

Hey!Dont Mind
Can U Send Me
Only Few SMS
2 Make Me Sure

That


U R STILL ALIVE...
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Beauty Is Not How You Look, It Is Not How Handsome U R, It Is Not Ur Figure Too... Beauty Is The Inner Self, So Change Ur Underwear Daily.
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All Flowers Cannot Represent The Love But Rose Did It

All Animals Cannot Speak But Parrot Did It

And

All Monkeys Cannot Read Sms But....

My Friend You Did It
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EXAMS Are Like GIRLFRIENDS:

1. Too Many Questions.

2. Difficult To Understand.

3. Too Much Explaination Is Needed.

4. Result Is Always Fail
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A Man Went To A Painting Exhibition And Asked From Artist That Wow! Painting Of This Monkey Look Like Real
Artist: I Am Sorry Sir! U R Standing Infront Of Mirror
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It's 2 Hard 2 Lose Sum1 Who Iz .... 100% Loving 98% Frndly 95% Cute 93% Sweet 90% Talented Only, Tht's Me.
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When Things Go Wrong &Amp; When Sadness Fill Ur Heart &Amp; When Tears Flow Frm Ur Eyes, Juz Let Me Noe, Coz I Wana B There 4 U. I M Selling TISSUE. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
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After A Quarrel, A Husband Said To His Wife, You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You.She Replied, Yes Dear, I Know But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice.
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When Things Go Wrong &Amp; When Sadness Fill Ur Heart &Amp; When Tears Flow Frm Ur Eyes, Juz Let Me Noe, Coz I Wana B There 4 U. I M Selling TISSUE. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
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TaLk 2 Me WHen I'm BoReD, KiSS Me WHen I'm SaD, Hug Me WHen I CRy, CaRe 4 Me WHen I DiE, LoVe Me When I'm STill Alive.
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It Is Not Being In Love That Makes Me Happy... But Is Being In Love With YOU That Makes Me Happy.
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A SMiLe TO PUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd IT BE ALriGhT IF I SpEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED BY YoU???
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LovE Is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; NOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn OR RecEivE; Not HOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
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No One Is Too Young For Love, Because Love Doesn't Come From Your Mind, Which Knows Your Age, But From Your Heart, Which Knows No Age
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Love Is Like A Cloud... Love Is Like A Dream... Love Is 1 Word And Everything In Between... Love Is A Fairytale Come True... Coz I Found Love When I Found U
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It Hurts To Love Someone And Not Be Loved In Return, But What Hurts More Is To Love Someone, And Never Find The Courage To Let Them Know How You Feel.
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People Say You Only Fall In Love Once, But When I Hear Your Voice I Fall In Love All Over Again
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Love Is To Think About Someone Else More Times In A Day Than You Think About Yourself.
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She BlinDeD ME WiTh HEr LigHT, It'S SucH A BeaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE GOt Me WaLkiNg On Air
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A Million Words Would Not Bring You Back, I Know, Because I've Tried. Neither Would A Million Tears. I Know, Because I've Cried
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If A Big Fat Man Creeps Into Your Bedroom One Night And Stuffs You Into A Bag, Then Do Not Worry 'Cause I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas!
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