Funny Jokes SMS 8
.....The Heart Beat Of My Phone
.....Is Ur Message Tone
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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Oye Hello I Am Talking About OXYGEN
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When I Am Not Messaging U It Does Not Mean That I Have Forgotten U, I Am Just Giving U Time To MISS ME!!
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Today, Tommorow And Yesterday There Will Be .. One Heart That Would Always Beat For You .. You Know Whose??? .. Your Own Stupid!!!
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Hey Friend Remember That Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom .. &Amp; Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty .. So The World Needs YOU After All!
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like You, Are Kept In Zoo
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Kind, Intelligent, Loving And Hot
This Describes Everything You're Not
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I Saw Your Face As You Walked By
But Then I Saw A Better Guy
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One Day Santas Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling, Om Our Engagement Will You Give Me A RING?Santa:Ya Sure, Give Me Ur Telephone No.
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When I Was Born Devil Said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..&Amp; When U Were Born Devil Said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
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Fill In The Blank...Im Ur .....Friend- A)-Cute B)-Sweet C)-Loving D)-Boy/Girl E)-Best Of All Reply Is A Must...
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Do U Know The Fullform Of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats Why Boys Go To College Regularly....
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Who Said English Is Easy???Fill In The Blank With YES Or No... 1.-----I Dont Have Brain... 2.-----I Dont Have Sence... 3.-----I Am Stupid....
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If Ur World Is Spining Round &Amp; Round..&Amp; Round....Ur Heart Is Beating Fast ,Do U Think Its LOVE? Na Munna Na Its Called High B/P...
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What Happend 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 D Jungle Network,D Monkey U R Tring 2 Call Is On Tree Plz Try Later.
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First The Engagement Ring, Then The Wedding Ring, Then The Suffering
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Birdy Birdy In The Sky Dropped A Poopy In My Eye, I Don't Worry I Don't Cry, I'm Just Happy That Cows Can't Fly!
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If Your A Vegetarian To Be Nice To Animals, Why Are You Eating There Food
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I'm A Killer, I Kill People For Money, But You Are My Friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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Its Been A Rough Day.I Got Up This Morning,Put On A Shirt N A Button Fell Off.I Picked Up My Briefcase N The Handle Came Off.I'm Afraid 2 Go 2 The Bathroom
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Jesus Says To John Come Forth Ill Give You Eternal Life. John Came Fifth He Won A Toaster
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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass &Amp; Flowers 2. If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn?T It Rain On You?
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Want U 2 Know Dat Our Friendship Means Alot 2 Me.U Cry I Cry.U Lauf I Lauf.U Jump Out Of Da Window... I Look Down &Amp; Den... I Lauf Again
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Girls Are Like Phones. We Like To Be Held And Talked Too- But If U Press The Wrong Button U'll Be Disconnected!
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God Made Man And Then Rested. God Made Women And Then No One Rested
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MEN-Opause MEN-Strual Pain MEN-Tal Illness GUY-Necologist HIS-Terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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This Cat Is Cat A Cat Good Cat Way Cat To Cat Keep Cat A Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat For Cat 20 Cat Seconds Cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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Kiss Is'nt Like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss Is'nt Like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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I Want You To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner &Amp; Say Those Three Sweet Words To You....Pay The Bill.
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I Want To Share Everything With U.
Your Sadness ,Your Happy Momments,
Lets Start With Your Bank Account!
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FOOL Se, FOOL Ne, FOOLon Ki FOOLwari Me FOOL Ke Sath Wish Kiya 'You Are The Most BeautiFOOL, ColorFOOL &Amp; WonderFOOL Amongst All FOOLS
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A Baby Fish Asked Her Mother: Y Can't We Live On Earth?
Mother Fish: Earth Is Not The Place For FISH, It's Made For SELFISH.
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Husband &Amp; Wife Are Like Liver And Kidney. Husband Is Liver &Amp; Wife Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails, Liver Manages With Other Kidney
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Wife Says To Husband.What Is The Difference B/W Love &Amp;
Ishque.Husband Says Love Means What I Do My Sister &Amp;
Ishque Means What I Do Ur Sister.
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Personality Test
Select One Of Following
1-2-3-4-5
Result
If You Selected
1:- You Are Monkey
2:- You Are Donkey
3:- You Are Fool
4:- You Are Ullu
5:- You Are Stupid
What Did You Select?
Ha Ha Ha
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*%*;%**
%&Amp;*;/**
**%/**%
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(___)
Fresh Flowers For A Very Speciall Person
With Loving Thoughts And Prayers To Make Your Life Lighter And Brighter.
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A - U R Attractive
B - U R The Best
C - U R Cute
D - U R Dear 2 Me
E - U R Excellent
F - U R Funny
G - U R Good-Looking
H - Hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Good Lucks Catch The Eyes And A Good Personality Catches The Heart And You Are
Blessed With Both.
FLATTERED? Dont B, It Was Sent To Me, Just Wanted U 2 Read It.
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Someday U May Lose Ur Hair.
U May Lose Ur Teeth- Ur Money &Amp; Even Lose Ur Mind.
But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is Ur Good Looks.
Coz U Cant Lose Wot U Don't Have!
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Consequences Of American Life Style: The Wife Rushed Into House Screaming To Her Husband: Darling, Come Quick! Ur Kids N My Kids R Beating Our Kids.
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