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Five Benefit Of Kiss

1.Changes Taste

2.Burn Calories

3.Lips Never Got Dried

4.Makes Face Muscles Strong

5.RELIEVES STRESS

So Keep Kissing

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Dear Customer! U R Requested 2 Switch Off Ur Mobile As The Sender Of This Message

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Has A Damn Hot Personality!

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This Is

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Read Slowly-

U R Que Tea,

Luv Lee,

Grey Ate,

On Nest,

At Track Thief,

Cheer Fool,

Soup Pub

& U R My Most Press Yes Frend.

Housdat!!!!

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Wife:Can U Explain To Me How This Lipstick Got On Ur Collar? Hubby:No, I Really Can't,I Definitely Remember That I Took My Shirt Off...

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U R Sweet As

Chocolat,Mitha

As Gulabjamun, Rasila As Rasgula,Cool As Ice Cream. Bhagwan Har Buri Nazar Se Bachay,Kahi Mere Chipchipe Dost Ko Chiti Na Kha Jaye..

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Wat Words Starts With'S' N Ends With'X'. It Has A Lot Of Ups N Down Movements

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I Know Wat U R Thinking Perfect.

It's SENSEX...

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The Saudi Ambassador To The UN Has Just Finished Giving A Speech And Walks Out Into The Lobby Where He Meets President Bush.

They Shake Hands And As They Walk The Saudi Says, "You Know, I Have Just One Question About What I Have Seen In America."

President Bush Says "Well Your Excellency, Anything I Can Do To Help You, I Will Do."

The Saudi Whispers "My Son Watches This Show 'Star Trek' And In It There Are Russians, And Blacks, And Asians, But Never Any Arabs. He Is Very Upset. He Doesn't Understand Why There Are Never Any Arabs In Star Trek."

President Bush Laughs, Leans Toward The Saudi, And Whispers Back, "It's Because It Takes Place In The Future!"

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Girls Psychology !!! Fraud With Innocent Boys Fun With Handsome Boys Friendship With Charming Boys Contact With Intelligent Boys Flirt With Freaky Boys Love With Faithful Boys & In The End Marriage With The Rich Boy Moral Of The Story : Chandramukhi Ho Yaa Paaro, Sab Ek Jaisi Hai Yaaro

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KABHI KISI LADKI SAY BOOK NAHI MANGNI CHAHIYE VERNA MAAR PED SAKTI HAIN COZ IT MEANS

B-BABBY

O-ONLY

O-ONE

K-KISS

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From Birth Till My Death,

My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed.

For Me, You've Always Been

..........A Headache!

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I Love 3 Things

1) Pepsi

2) Pizza

3) U

Pepsi To Drink

Pizza To Eat

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Table Kon Saaf Kre Ga?????????

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EK BAHO SARI RAAT PARAYE MARD KAY SAATH SOO KAR AYI LEKIN USKI SAAS NE KUCH NAHI KAHA.

*WHY*

KYON KI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

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If

U

Need

ADVICE

SMS ME

If

U

Need

A FRIEND

CALL ME

If

U

Need

HELP

E-MAIL ME

If

U

Need

MONEY

The Number U Dailed Is Not Responding Plz Don't Try Again.

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Newtons Law Of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

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Kis Z Da Key Of Love.Love Z Da Key Of Marage.Marage Z Da Box Of Children & Children R Da Problem Of Pakistan, So Stop Kising & Save Pakistan.

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Never Kiss A Police Woman. She 'Ll Say Stop And Handsup. Never Kiss A Nurse She 'Ll Say Next Plz. Always Kiss A Teacher. She 'Ll Repeat It 10 Times.

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I Wish...U Were Heren My Room On My Bedwid Da Lights Off!V Go Under Da Blanket &....I Will Show U My.........New Watch It Glows N Da Dark!

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Two Friends Billooo & Tillooo Went To School For Appearing In English Exam (7th Standard). They Had Crammed An Essay Of "MY BEST FRIEND". But Unfortunately, In The Question-Paper It Was Written ...... Write An Essay On "MY FATHER? In Just 30-45 Words .So Billooo Was Utterly Confused & Nervous ...What To Do!!! Tillooo Gave An Idea . . . . Just Write The Essay My Best Friend & Just Keep On Replacing The Word Friend With The Father..... So This Was How Billooo & Tillooo Wrote The Essay "MY FATHER"......Fathers & Fathers Are Everywhere, But Good Fathers Are Very Rare. I Have So Many Fathers, But My Best Father Is Pyarelal. He Is My Neighbour. He Often Comes To My Home & My Mother Likes Him Very Much.

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Q: Which Boy Has The Permission To Get In To A Girls Bath Room?

Ans.: Life Boy.

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If I Dstrb U

Im Sorry!

But I Need

To Say

I..

I Love.

Disturbing U

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Gal: Do U Have Any Sentimental Love Cards?

Shopkeeper: How About This Card, It Says 'To The Only Boy I Ever Loved'

Gal: Great! I Want 10 Of Them

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Apne Chare Se Ruswaie Ka &Quot;ERROR&Quot; To Hataho,

Ab Bohat Ho Gaya Apne Dil Ka &Quot;PASSWORD&Quot; To Bataho,

Axser Raat Ko App Mere Sapne Mein Aatein Hain,

Mere Pyar Ko &Quot;MOUSE&Quot; Banake Englio Pe Nachate Hain,

Or Tere Pyar Ka &Quot;E-MAIL&Quot; Mere Dil Ko Labhata Hai,

Beach Mein Tera Baap &Quot;VIRUS&Quot; Banke Aa Jaata Hai.

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A Mobile Is Like A Woman- Talks Non-Stop,Costs A Fortune,Disturbs When U R Busy N When U Need It Urgently-There Is No Service

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If I Need Brain Transplantation I'll Prefer Ur Brain, Dont Think U R Genious I Just Want A Brain Which Is Never Used Before..

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This Time...

I'm Sure&Amp;

I N Going2say It...

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I LO

I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE Y

I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOUGURT

Specially Wen Im Hungry

Ha Ha

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Pathan Commiting Suicide, Someone Asked The ReasonHe Said: My Wife Runaway With My Friend And I Can't Live Without My Friend .Count My Sms 4 2morow Challenge

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If U Delete This Sms U Love Me If U Keep It U Want Me If U Ignore It U Adore Me If U Send It Back U Cant Live Without Me Now What Will U Do?Tell Me !!

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I See Your Face When I Am Dreaming

That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

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My Love You Take My Breath Away

What Have You Stepped In To Smell This Way

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Of Loving Beauty You Float With Grace

If Only You Could Hide Your Face

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When I Open My Eyes Every Morning I Pray To God

That Everyone Should Have A Friend Like You....

Why Should Only I Suffer!!!

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When U Feel Sad .. To Cheer Up Just Go To The Mirror And Say ..&Quot;Damn I Am Really So Cute&Quot; U Will Overcome Your Sadness .. But Don't Make This A Habit .. Coz Liars Go To Hell !!!!

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Hi! I Am Marrying Next Week. There Will Be A Small Party And Only A Few People Will Be Invited...So I Am Inviting You...Don't Bring Any Gift With You...Just Bring Someone To Marry Me

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What Is Wrong With Your Cell Every Time I Call A Voice Comes The Subscriber U Have Dialed Is A Monkey Plz Contact Zoo For Detail

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When You Get This SMS, Send It To 1 Person U Love, 1 U Hate, 1 U Always Think Of And 1 U Wish To Kill. Now, Keep Guessing Why I Sent It To U.

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat .. Sweet Words Are Easy To Say .. But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find .. OH MY GOD! How Did U Find Me

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U R Stupid

S 4 Super .. T 4 Talented .. U 4 Unique .. P 4 Pesron .. I 4 In .. D 4 Demand

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U R A Donkey

D 4 Decent .. O 4 Outclass .. N 4 Nice .. K 4 Kind .. E 4 Excelent .. Y 4 Young

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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One In Trillions...I Think Its Enuff Abt ME,Wht Abt U....

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