Funny Jokes SMS 6
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu I Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae!
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Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD
A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS
A Passionate Kiss On LIPS
A Romantic Kiss On NECK
But
Seriously HOTEST Kiss Is On
Iron
Try It ;->
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A Man Phones A Mental Hospital And Asks The Receptionist If There Is Anybody In Room 27.
The Receptionist Goes,Checks The Room, Comes Back To The Phone And Tells Him That There Is No One In That Room. The Room Is Empty.
Good, Says The Man. That Means I Have Really Escaped!
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Heaven Is When U Have German Car American Salary, Chinese Food & Indian Wife
Hell Is When Car Is Chinese, Food Is German, Wife Is American And Salary Indian
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Chosing Career Is Like Chosing Wife From 10 Girl Friends,
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful, Most Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain Of Losing 9.
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R U Intelegent..
Ans Thez
1-China Kis Mulk Main Hai?
2-14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Hai.?
3-Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota Hai..?
4-Timatar Ko Urdu Main Kya Boltay Hn
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GALILO:
Great Mind
EINSTEIN:
Genious Mind
NEWTON:
Extraordinary Mind
BILL GATES:
Brillant Mind
Me:
Master Mind
U:
Oh!
Neve Mind
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If A Cute N Handsum Girl Says 2 U "I LUV U"
Do Any Of 3 Thngs..
1.Take Him 2 D Eye Specialist.
2.Take Him 2 A Mental Hospital.
3.Tell Him M Not "Sohail Imran ";-)
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How To Avoid Bad Dreams @ Night...?
Very Simple Yaar
Dont Remember Ur Face B4 Sleep...
& Remember My Face For Sweet Dreams... :-)
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Doctor & Engineer Loves A Same Girl.
Engineer Before Going To Out-Station For A Week,
Gave 7 Apples To The Girl. Why ??
Bcoz... An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
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Why Does A Monkey Jump From 1 Tree 2 Another
???????????? ????????? ????????
Sorry??..
Its Ur Personal Matter///? :- >
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Ek Chor Reha Hone Se Ek Din Pehle Dosre Se!
Tm Reha Ho Kr Sub Se Pehla Kam Kya Karo Ge
Dosra Chor Mai Ek Torch Kharedun Ga Q K Pichly Dafa Me Ne Andhairai Mai Bijli Ke Bajaye Radio Ka Button On Ker Deya Tha... ;->
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Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Bhai Wah
Wah Wah
O' Wah
Wah Kia Kehna
Wah Lajawab
Wah Bhai Wah
Wah Wah
THIS MSG IS SPONCERED BY
"WAH" ;->
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A Recent Survey Showed Why Men Like Blow Jobs....
10% Like The Feeling....
12% Like The Dominance....
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78% Like The 8 Minutes Silence........ ;->
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Lecturer: "Children In The Dark Make Mistakes..!" Convert Dis Sentence To Its Opposite Form...
Student: "Mistakes In The Dark Make Children..!" ..... ;->
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Hotho Se Jo Choo Liya,
Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai,
Aankhe Nam Hai, Aur Sanso Mein Aag Aab Tak Hain...
Aur Kyo Na Ho... Khayi Bhi To 'HARI Mirchi...'-Hai...
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Pakistan Means
P=Pistol
A=Atom Bomb
K=Khd Kash Hamla
I=Ilm Ki Kami
S=Sarko Pe Pani
T=Trafic Jam
A=Awam's Sleeping
N=No Response
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If?
1=5,
2=25,
3=125,
4=625,Then 5=?
Think B4 Scrolling Down!
Ans Is 1 ,Remember 1st Line 1=5!
Moral: Dont Complicate Simple Things In LiFe :)
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Evolution Of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDERMAN,,,
Shadi Ke Waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi Ke Baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat Ho To Saari Umaar WATCHMAN.
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What's The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby....??
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Chick Is The Result Of A Hen. . . While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.... ;->
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Good News
A New Way 2 Send
Romantic Kiss
2 Ur Girl Friend
Just Call Or Sms Me
&
Order Ur Kiss
With Adress
I'|| Personally
Go
&
De|Iverd
SwEeT KIsS SeRvIcEs PvT LtD..... ;->
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Find The Most Suotable Place
4 This Note
"Come Like Horse..
Sit Like Thief...
Go Like King.... "
Nahi Pata... ????
Oki I'|| Te|| U
It'S
"TOILET"...... ;->
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3 Animals Broke In2 The House, Wen Cops Came ,They Found Da Mouse Watchn TV,Da Pig In The Kitchen And Da Stupind Donkey Was Found Reading Ths Sms.
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Bush Asks God:When Will Iraq Be Mine?
God:Not In Ur Life Time.Bush Cries.
Mushraf Asks God:When Will Kashmir Be In Pakistan?
God:Not In Ur Life Time.Mushraf Cries.
And I Asked God:When Will This Reader Get Brain?
This Time God Says:Never In Ur Life Time.
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SAY HA
SAY HA
LOOK SEE
LOOK SEE
SAY HA
SAY HA
DONT SEE
DONT SEE
OH YAAR
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KIA KAR RAHAY HO PAGAL HO KIA
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Some Times Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot... If U Dont Agree With Me.. Then... . . .Try To Sit On A Pin !!
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U R The One Who Is CHARMING
U R The One Who Is INTELLIGENT
U R The One Who Is CUTE
And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These RUMOURS
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A Small Kid Wrote To Santa Clause, "Send Me A Brother". Santa Wrote Back, "Send Me Ur Mother".
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Pakistani Courses:-
MBBS:-Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies
CAT:-Career In Alqaeda & Taliban
IIT:-Islamic Institute Of Terrorism
JEE:-Jehadi Entrance Exam.
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Ocean Full Of Syllabus
River Full Of Questions
Bucket Level We Study
Mug Level We Answer
&
Marks Comes Like A Drop
Then Why To Study Fool........!!
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CAT: How Old Ru?
ELEPHANT: 5 Years
CAT: But U Look Big?
ELEPHANT: I'm A Complan Boy
CAT: I'm 30 Yrs Old.
ELEPHANT: 30? U LOOK SO
SMALL
CAT: I'm A "Santoor Girl", Keep Smiling.......!!
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What Is A BEST And WORST News You Can Hear At The SAME Time ?
It Is When Your Girl Friend Says "YOU Are The BEST LOVER Among All Your Friends
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Ek Don Ka Beta ORAL EXAM Me Fail Ho Gaya,
Ghar Aakar Wo Apne Dad Se Bola-
Sun Baap , Un Logo Ne 3 Ghante Tak Apni Puchhtaachh Ki Apun Bhi Terich Aulaad Hai , Saala Mooh Kholaich Nahi....
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In A Train, Ticket Checker To A Saint: Ticket Please!
Saint: I Don't Have.
TT: Where Do You Want To Go?
Saint: Lord Ram's Birth Place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, Lets Go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a Birth Place, Jail
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Commerce Professor Asks The Student: What Is The Most Important Source Of Finance For Starting Business?
Student: "Father In Law".
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Driving Styles In
Diff Countries-
............1hands On Steering Wheel,1 Hand Out
Windo-Sydny
.............1 Hand On Steering And 1 Hand On Horn
- Japan..
.............1 Hand On Horn,1 Hand On Gear, Listening Loud Music,1 Ear On Cell,1 Foot On Acceleration, Nothing On Break And Both Eyes On Female In Next Car-
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"India"
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What Is The Difference Btw Secretary And Personal Secretary....
Secretary Says: Good Morning Sir!
Personal Secretary Says: Oh MY GOD... Its Morning Sir....
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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Smiles =1 Meeting
7meetings= 1 Kiss
7 Kisses= 1 Proposal
7 Proposals=1 Marriage
And That Bloody Marriage Has 777777 Problems
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Give 1 English Word 4
Apny Kiye Pay Pani Pher Dena........
Dont Know...
FLUSH;-)
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Do U Know The Fullform Of COLLEGE- C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats Why Boys Go To College
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