Funny Jokes SMS 5
Someone Has Kidnapped The Indian Cricket Team And Demanded Rs 50 Crore Or Else He Would Burn Them With Kerosene. Please Donate. I Have Already Donated 25 Litres.
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The Best Relation Ever Is Between TWO EYES...
They Blink Together
Move Together
Cry Together
See Together And
Sleep Together
Still They Never See Each Others
But When They Saw A Girl
1 Will Blink And Another Will Not
Moral Of The Story :
A Girl Can Break Any Kind Of Relationship.
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U & Me Went 2 A Wishwell.
I Bent Down Threw A Coin & Made A Wish,
U Bent Down A Little More N Fell Into The Well.
I Shouted,
Aahah...
IT WORKS ;-)
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Imagine
Urself In A Boat
Which Is Sinking
Sharks All Around U
Wat Can U Do 2 Save Urself?
Very Simple
Stop IMAGINING
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G - Ghost
I - In
R - Real
L - Life
So Avoid Girls
&
Forward Their Numbers To Me...
Don't Worry Abt My Life. . .
I'm A Professional. . .
GHOST RIDER... ;->
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A Gorgeous Girl Walks Up 2 Professor?S Cabin & Says: I'll Do Anything 2 Pass D Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof?
Girl: Ya!!
Prof: Then Go & Study...! ...
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Boy1:You Are Late!.
Boy2:I Had To Toss A Coin To Decide Going To Church And Coming To The Game.
Boy1:So Long?
Boy2:I Had To Toss 15 Times For The Game.
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A Little Kid Walks Into A City Bus And Sits Right Behind The Driver And Starts Yelling, "If My Dad Was A Bull And My Mom A Cow I Would Be A Little Bull."
The Kid Goes On With Several Animals Until The Bus Driver Gets Angry And Yells At The Kid, "What If Your Dad Was A Drunk And Your Mom Was A Prostitute?!"
The Kid Smiles And Says, "I Would Be A Bus Driver..! ;->
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A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour, And Then She Hung Up.
"Wow!," SAID Her FATHER, "That Was Short. You Usually Talk For Two Hours. What Happened?"
"Wrong Number," Replied The GIRL... ;->
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What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
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Nahi Pata
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It's Yamahahahaha. . . ;->
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I LOVE U
I WANT U
I LIKE U
I MISS U
I TALK U
All These Sentences R The Examples Of "PRESENT INDEFINITE"
2moro V Wil Study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;->
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Teacher : Because Of Quaid E Azam Hard Work, WhaT Do We GeT On 14Th AugusT...?
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STudenT : A HoLiday.. ;->
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This Is "Top Secret"
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This Is Bottom Secret ;->
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It's A Fact. . . .
Girl May Not Help U To Get A Lot Of Salary.
But
Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girl..
So Love Ur Work Not GirLs... ;->
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No 1 Can Ever B Satisfied Wid 3 Things In Life. . . .
1 . Mobile
2 . AutoMobile
3 . Girl Friend
B'cuz There's Always A Better Model Available In Future. ;->
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I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
Just
2
SprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
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Lady To Other Lady: What Do U Use For Washing Dishes. . . ? ?
Other Lady: Ohh...! I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
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Husband:i Hear Dat Husband & Wife R Not Allowed 2 B 2gether In Heaven,Is It Dat So?Wife:yes,Honey,Dat's Y Its Called HEAVEN
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If U Have The Talent,
And U Have The Skill,
And U Want To Do Somthing 4 Others
Then Don't Waste Your Time,
Join...
"Lucky Irani
Circus"
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The Human Brain Is Most Outstanding Thing.......
It Functions 24hrs 365 Days....
It Functions Right From The Time U R Born....Until You Fall In Love
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Women Hve A Passion 4 Mathematics
They Divide Thier Age In Half
Double The Price Of Thier Cloths &
Alwys Add AtLeast 5 Years 2 The Age Of Their BesT Frnd ;->
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The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To KISS Women's Lips..
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Thats The Best & Probably The Only Way To Shut A Woman's Mouth For Atleast Sum Seconds ;
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Wife: Where'll U Take Me On Our 10th Aniversary?
Hsband: We'll Go 2 African Jungle Safari.
Wife: Nice. And On Our 25th Aniversary?
Husband: I'll Bring U Back.
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There Was A Couple Who Had Two Daughters.. Both Were Beautiful Girls.. The Couple Didnt Have A Son.. They Wanted 2 Try Onelast Tym..! Nine Months Later...! The Father Remarked "What An Ugly Baby". He Asked His Wife , "R U Cheating On Me?". The Wife Smiled And Said "Not This Tym Dear............
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JAn|X Can I Have A PicTure Of Urs?
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AcTuaLLy, The Thing Is ThaT I Have STarTed A New Hobby Of CoLLecTing PhoTographs Of "NaTuraL DisasTerS" ;->
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Teachr: What's D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?
Studnt: Eat Spinach & U'll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPYE
But
U'll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->
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Lady: Is This My Train..?
Station Master: No, It Belongs To The Railway Company..
Lady: Don't Try To Be Funny. I Mean To Ask If I Can Take This Train To KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I'm Afraid It's Too Heavy... ;->
:'~': K33P SMiLiNG :'~':
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Doctor Implants A New Ear 2 A Man.
Man:"U Idiot,U Gave Me A Woman's Ear"
Doc: It Makes No Difference
MAN: "It Does,Now I Hear Everything But Understand Nothing"
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A Man Notice That His Credit Card Had Been Stolen But He Didn't Report It..!
Why..??
The Thief Was Spending Less Than His Wife.... ;->
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Lady Secretary: Sir,
It's Ur Wife's Call. She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone.
Boss: I Am Busy. U May Take The Msg & Pass It On To Me, Later. ;-)
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Boy 2 Girl : Hey If I Climb This Coconut Tree,
I Can See Engineering College Babes.
Girl : Leave Both Hands From There,
U Can See Medical College Babes
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Top 3 Universities Rule :
1: B Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don't Forget To Carry
Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean So B Absent
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Nxt Generation Child Wil Sing In School
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
I Jus Went 2 Royal Bar,
Whisky Rates R Up So High,
So I Drink A Beer With Chicken Fry.
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U Think Of Me & I Think Of U. When V Both Think Of Each Other, Do U Know Wat It Means?
It Means V Both..
Have No Other Work To Do!
Dono Velay ;-)
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1 Day I Read Smoking Is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!
1 Day I Read Drinking Is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 Day I Read Kissing Is Bad,
I Stopped Reading.
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Boss: Im Giving U Job As A Driver. STARTING Salary Rs.2000/-, Is It Ok?
Sardar: U R Great Sir! Starting Salary Is O.K. But??
How Much Is DRIVING Salary....? ;->
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My # Has Changed.
So Plz Give Me A Call On My New # Is.. 021 15
Agar Mera Naukar Uthaye To Use 2-4 Galiya De Dena
Kamina Apne Ap Ko Police Wala Kehta Hai.. ;->
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Every Man Needs A
Beautiful Wife
Intelligent Wife
Caring Wife
Loving Wife
Smart Wife
Adjusting
&
Cooperative Wife,
But Its Said Dat Islam Allows Only 4 Wife ;->
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A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Signboard 4 Da Traffic Rules Near Da College Campus
He Wrote:
"Drive Carefully! Dont Kill The Students,Wait 4 D Teachers" ;->
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Why Is The Fire Engine Red In Color?Engine Red In Color? Color?Bcoz Fire Engine Has A Ladder..A Lader Has Steps.. Steps Come From A Foot..A Foot Is Measured By A Ruler.A Ruler Can B A King Or A Queen. Elizabeth Was Queen Of England. Elizbeth Was Also Name Of Ship.Ship Floats On Water.Water Has Fish.Fishes Have Fins. Fins Are People Of Finland.The National Flag Of Finland Is Red. So Fire Engine Is Red In Color.. This Is A Sample Of How We Attempt Our Exam
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