Funny Jokes SMS 4
In
Life
Wen
U
R
Alone
When
U
R
Crying
Wen
U
R
Upset
Wen
U
R
Sad
Jus
Make
A Call
2Me
Bcoz
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I
Hav
Incoming FREE.
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Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2 Negroes Wearing Black Suit
Standing Infront F A White Wall
N Asking 4
A Color Phtograph..!!
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If U Need Original Tigers
Nail
For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2morow.
Booking Close Today
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A Nurse Fell In Luv With
A Doctor But D Nurse
Spent Most Of D
Time In D Medical Store Y?
Only D Medical Boy
Could Read
Doctor's Luv Letter!
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A Diplomat
Is A Man
Who Remembers
A Woman's B'day
But Not Her Age
True Na...!!
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Class Rooms R Like Train
1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches
Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment
N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
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No Matter How High The Sky Is,
How Deep The Ocean Is,
How Strong The Wind Is,
How Wide The River Is,
I Just Want To Tell YOU
They're None Of YOUR BUSINESS!
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A Young Boss Said
"The Great Attraction In Our Job Is That Every Day Is A Pay Day "
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The First Law Of Philosophy: For Every Philosopher, There Exists An Equal And Opposite Philosopher.
The Second Law Of Philosophy: They're Both Wrong.
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Teacher: Johny,
If Your Father Earned
$100,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?
Little Johny: A Heart A Attack!
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Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
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UR BILL
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Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)
Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then.....
Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!
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Ek Shaks Gussy Me Police Station Gya Aur Bolaa...
Meri Complain Note Kro Mje Dhamki Wale Letter Mil Rahe Hain
Inspector : Ap Ko Ksi Pe Shak Hai?
Wo Shaks Bola Shak Nahi Mje Yakeen Hai K Ye Lette Income Tax Wale Bej Rahe Hain.
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Never Trust A M@N Who Says He Is The Boss At Home.He Probably Lies Abt Other Things Too
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KARACHI ME Banks Me Barhti Hui Robbries Pr Control K Liay MAIN Bank Me ALARM System Laga Dia,Jiska Button Cashier K Paon K Kareb Tha,Us K Press Krnay SE Qareebi Police Station Ka Alarm Baj Sakta Tha,
Alarm K Lagay Abhi 3 Din Huay Thay, K Do Dako T.T Liay Bank ME Aagaye,
Cashier Se Cash Cheennay K Doran Cashier Ne Alarm Ka Butt?N Press Kr Dia,Chand Sekond K Baad Kareeb Paray Phone Ki Ring Hui,Dako Ne Receive Kia
Dosri Taraf SE Awaz I.
?OYE,Main Thanay Se Bol Raha Hoon,Zara Dekh Bhaal K Betha Kro Tumhaien Pata Hi Nahi Tumhara Paon Button Per Hai,Paon Hatao Udher Se Idiot,Idher Thanay Me Alarm Baj Raha Hai.
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?Ye Chatri Buhat Khobsorat,Ap NE Kahan Se Khareedi??
:Ye Ek Behan Ki Taraf Se Tuhfa Hai:
Lekin Apki To Koi Behan Hi Nahi?
?Wo To Theek Hai- - - -Magr Is K Dastay Per Yehi Likha Hua Hai?
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Warehouse K Owner Ne New Accountant Ko Store Room Ki Inventory List Tyar Krnay Ko Kaha,
Sham Ko Jab Owner Ne Clearness Mangi To Accountant Ne Kaha K Janab Abhi To Main Pehli Boori SE FARIg Hua Hoon,
Is Me Ek Laakh Bialees Hazar No Soo Badaam Hain.
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?JHOOM RE?
Ek Sahab NAshay Me LarkhratAY HUay FOOT PaTH Per JA Rahay Thay..!
Pol?CemAn NE Roka OR Poocha:Tum Jantay HO MA?N Kon HoON?
Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha OR Kaha:NAHI?! Haan AgR Tum Ye Bta Do K Tumhara Ghar Kahan Hai?TO MAIN Tumhaien Tumharay Ghar Tak Chor Aaon Ga
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The W0rld?S Thinnest B00k Is Titled By,
?What W0men Want?
It Has 0nly 0ne W0rd Written In It,
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?.?EVERYTHING
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A Banner Come Sign Board In Front Of An IT Company . . .
Drive Slowly, Don?T Kill Our Employee?S . . . . Leave Them To Us :P
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Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend
Cant.??
B?Coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
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Try This
Its Fun!
Take Ur Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
&
Put In Water
&
Call 4m Landline
Ur Moblile Will Start Swimming.
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I Know U R Too Much Daring Person And Like To Dare To Any Game.
I Have A Special Dare 4 U.
Can You Do?
If Yes Then The Dare Is!
?Bijli K Transformer Par
Khadey Ho Kar Nahana Hai?.
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Morning Note : Arguing With Boss Is Jst Like Wrestling With A Cow In The Mud. After Sometime U Realize That U R Getting Dirty & The Cow Is Enjoying It.
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Biwi Shohar Se: Aaj Ap Daftar Se Jaldi Kese Aa Gae?
Shohr: Achanak Mere Boss Ko Gusa Aa Gaya Or Bola Jahanum Mein Jao,To Me Foran Utha Or Tumhare Pas Chala Aya.
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Memom Boss 2 Worker:Tumne Is Saal
Mehnat Se Kam Kai,
Islie 5000 Ka Bonus
Cheque De Raha Hu,
Agar Isi Tara Kam Karogeto Agle Sal Ispar Sign Kardunga??.;-)
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Boss:(Asking The Applicant)Why Did You Leave Your Last Job?
Applicant:Illness.
Boss:What Was The Trouble?
Applicant:My Boss Was Sick Of Me!
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Ek Mulazam Ne Boss Se Kaha:Agr Ap NE Meri Pay Na Barhai To. . .?
Boss(Wid Rude):To
Employe:to
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To
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Phir MA?N Isi Pay Per Guzara KroOn GA
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Message From Boss To Employes
? ChOoSe A JoB
YoU LOvE
AnD
YoU WIlL NEvEr
HaVe T0 WoRk
A DAy
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Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila
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Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don?T Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
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What Is The Definition Of A Modern Employer?
Modern Employer
Is The One Who Is Looking For Men Between 25 And 30 With 40 Years Experience
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Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.
Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.
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If Time Doesn't Wait 4 U
Don't Worry!
Just Remove The Damn Battery From Ur Clock & Enjoy Life!
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Doctor: U L??K Exactly Like My Third Wife..!
Lady: How Many Wivez Do U Have???
Doc: Two...!
Moral: Express Smart Ideas
"Smarty' ;)
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Doctor: Youre In Good Health. Youll Live To Be Eighty.
Patient: But, Doctor, I Am 80 Right Now.
Doctor: See, What Did I Tell You!!!
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U Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife
U Can Control Ur Emotions But Not
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LOOSE MOTION. . . ;->
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A Touching Story... ! ! !
1 Day The Mosquito Got Excited & Gave A Love Bite To The Dog
The Dog Became Emotional & Returnd The Love Bite To The Mosquito. . .
The Next Day. . .
Mosquito Died Of Rabies & Dog Died Of Malaria. . . .
What A Touching Story. . . ;->
Hahahahahahaha
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Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
Tiny Eyes&
Rosy Tongue
Actually I Ws Pointing Out D Similarities B/W U & Vodafone Dog.
It's Gr8!
Are U Twins?
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I Always Give 100%
Attendance In College:
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Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%
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