Funny Jokes SMS 3
Teachers Are Those
Who Helps Us In Resolving Problems
Which
Without Them
We Wouldn't Have ... ;->
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Teacher: How Can V Stop Milk From Getting Sour?
Johnny: Keep It In The Cow....!!
;-)
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Hold Ten Roses In Ur Hand And Stand Before A Mirror………….U Will See Eleven Roses
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A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying In The Middle Of Road. He Came Out And..
To Be Continued..
To Listen The Full Story Plz Snd 50 Easy Load ;->
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Some Funny
Signboards ...
@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz Widout Pizza
Makes 1 Weak"
In No-Smoking Area
"If V C Smoke, V'll
Azume U R On Fire
N Take Apropaite
Action"
@ Car Dealership
"D Best Way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"
@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;->
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TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn'T YoU?"
StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
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Mr.Inside Went 2 C Mr.Outside. Inside Standng Outside Called Outside Outside Bt Outside Standng Inside Called Inside Inside When Inside Came Inside Outside Went Outside 2 C Inside Then Outside Called Inside Outside But Inside From Inside Called Outside Inside . . Now Where Is Ur Brain . Inside Or Outside?
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There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand Women ...
1 - Young
2 - Old
And
3 - Middle Aged ... =P ;->
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Manager: WHt's UR Father NAme?
EmpLoyeE:
"BijLI Deen"
Manager: TOo StRanger Name!!
EmplOyee: PEhLay TO UnKa NaAM
"Chirag DEen"
ThA..
Lekin JAb SE SCiENce NE TArKi KI HaI UnhOon NE Apna NaAM
"BijLI DEen"
Rakh Lia Hai.
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How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms;-)
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|~ TODAYz ThOUgHT ~|
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Always Dn't Depend On My Thoughts,
Try To Think Of Ur Own Sumtimes.!
Useless Fellow.
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She Broke My Heart..:-(
I Broke Her BF'S Jaw..;-)
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Fact ...
A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have
B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S
Or
P H . D
Unfortunately
They Don't Have A
J.O.B ... ;->
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A Wedding
Is Just Like A Funeral
Except That
You Get To
Smell Your Own Flower ... :P :D
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Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It'll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
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2 FrIeNds ON THeIr WAy To A FASt Food FoR DiNnEr
1st ORdErS:Double ChEeSe WItH EXtRa CHeEsE ANd EXtRa MAy0s
AtTeNdEnT:Drink?
1St:DiEt COkE I AM ON DiEt!
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I Can't Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I'm Goin To USA
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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne
White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.
Vasool Karna Hai
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Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home N Washing Clothes
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason... ;->
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Q:What Do You Do When A Blond Throws A Hand Grenade At You?
Ans: Pull The Pin And Throw It Back.
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Waiter : And How Did You Find Your Steak Sir?
Man : Well, Quite Accidentally. I Moved This Tomato Slice And There It Was!!!
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2 Co-Workers Working On Project That Was Not Going As Planned,Over Coffee Break 1 Says:Someday, We'll Look Back On This, Laugh Nervously And Change The Subject!
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In An Accounting Class, Instructor Was Talking About Budgets.
Teacher: "What Is A Budget?"
Little Johnny: "An Orderly System For Living Beyond Your Means".
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Tcher:"George Chopped Down His Fathers Tree & Admitted Doing It. Do U Know Why His Father Didn't Punish Him"
Johnny:"Bcoz George Still Had Th Axe In His Hand."
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A Modern Artist Is The One Who Throws Paint On Canvas, Wipes It Off With A Cloth And Sells That Cloth...
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Breaking News
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Latest News
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Most Important
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Aham-Tareen
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Taza-Tareen
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Dont Worry. Ye Sab To Channel Ki Viewership Badhane K Tareke Hai
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Doctor To Patient: The Check Which You Gave Me Has Been Returned
Patient To Doctor: The Head-Ache For Which You Gave Me Medicine Has Also Returned!
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Question: Define A Boss?
Ans: An Idiot Who Thinks That Nine Women Can Produce A Child In One Month . . . . .
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The True Lines On The T-Shirt Of An Employee:
"I Work Only For MONEY. If You Want Loyalty, Hire A DOG."
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Employee: I Want A Raise In My Salary, I Am In Demand And Have Two Companies Running After Me!
Boss: Oh! I Am Really Impressed But Which Companies Are They?
Employee Slowly: The Electric And The Telephone Company!!
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A Thought For All Graduates...
"A Thermometer Isn't The Only Thing
That Gets A Degree Without Having
Any Brain..." |'!'|
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== A Beautiful Message ==
A Little Girl Was Asked ... :
"Where Your Home Is... ? "
Girl Smiled And Replied ... :
"Where My MOM Is..." ;->
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As I M Now In Da Mst Imp. Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me
Thnx
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Height Of Overacting ;)
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Short Course To Be A Dermatologist:
If It Is Dry - Add Moist;
If It Is Moisten - Add Dryness.
Congratulations, Now You Are A Dermatologist!
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Be Nice To The Ones Who Smoke..
Every Cigarette Might Be Their Last
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Signboard
Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
(PLZ ! Knock Hard On The Door ... The Bell Doesn't Work ) ... " ;->
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We Hve Been Listening:
"Practice Makes Perfect ..."
But Also That Too:
"Nobody Is Perfect ..."
So
"What's The Point Of Practicing ... ?" :-0 ;->
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There Is One Thing That
Both Drunks And Geographers Agrees Upon ...
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The Earth Spins Round And Round ... ;->
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WaCkY ONe ...
"M O N E Y
Isn't Everything
But
I T
Sure Keeps
People In Touch ..." :P :D
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Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..
After That,
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Who Cares?
He's A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
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