Funny Jokes SMS 2
EVeRy 1 NEeD A JOkEr WHo CAn MAkE US LAuGh,
BUt
EVeR U THinKeD
THt JOkEr ALsO NEeD JOkEr TO MAkE HIm LAugH,
WHo WIlL BE HIs JOkEr? =P;->
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A Touching Love Stry
A Boy N A Grl Lv Each Other Vry Mch..
One Day Wile They Were Talking, The Boy Touched D Girl's Hand N In Retrn Girl Touchd Boy's Hand...
Wat A Touching Story... ;->
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The New England Journal Of Medicine Reports That... !
" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors Agree That 1 Out Of 10 Doctors Is An Idiot..." =P ;->
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The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-)
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Definition Of Laziness :-
-:- IT'z A TElEnT OF TAlKiNg ReSt BeFoRe YoU GEt TiRed -:-
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"StuDenTs Vs TeAcHeRz"..
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WheN We R IN CLass, We R 'StuDenTs',
WheN They R IN CLass, They R 'ScHoLaRs'
WheN We CoRecT Our WriTinG, ITs 'OveRwriTTinG', WheN They CoRecT TheiR, ITs 'CoRRecTioN'
WheN We CoPy FroM OtheRz, We R 'CheaTeRs', WheN They CoPy, They R 'QuoTes'
WheN We JoKe IN CLass, We R 'JoKeRs', WheN They JoKe, They R 'WiTTy'
WheN We Don'T Do Our WorK On TiMe, We R 'SLuGGisH,'
WheN They Don'T Do, They R 'BuSy'
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KyA Ye KhuLa TAZAAD Nhi?
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Sorry! GaLti Se Ye
MsG AaP Ko Send HoGaya..
Neeche Mt ParhNa, Neeche
GaLat SaLat Likha Hoa Hai..
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GALAT SALAT
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Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P
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Fact Of Our Life:
Whenever We Find The Key 2 Success,
Some Idiots Change The Locks..
So,4get The Key.
Learn To BREAK Da Doors!
Keep Rocking!! ;^>
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I Know A Lot About Cars ...
I Can Look At A Car's Headlights And Tell You Exactly
Which Way It's Coming... ;->
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Heights Of Professional Respect..
A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
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1 Dafa Shuja Masjid Mai Elaan Krne Gya To Osey Bari Maar Pari
QK
Wahan Mic Mai Current Tha Shuja Hath Lagaty Hi Bola
Hazraaat...
O Teri Maa Ki!!!!!
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Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
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Plz Dont Neglect This
Msg
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK
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Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
K Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us K Dost K
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us K Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !
ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye
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1 Fine Morning In The Middle Of The Night,
2 Dead Boys Woke Up To Fight,
Back To Back They Faced Each Other,
Took Out Their Swords & Shot Each Other,
One Deaf Policeman Heard The Noise &
Killed The 2 Dead Boys
Beleive This Lie, It's Really True,
Ask The Blind Beggar, He Saw It Too.
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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
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Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me. I Keep Losing My Temper With People. Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem. Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.
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Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ... ;->
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Buhot Ache
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Buhot Aala
Gr8 Yaar
Zabardast
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
Dil Khush Kardiya
La Jawab
Khubsoorat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
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Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uski Maa Ne Pocha
Mele Laal Ko Ka Chahiye?
Tofee
Bishkit
Ya
Doodh..?
Bacha:
Bash Ek Nai GIRLFLEND
Khubsurat Shi :->
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Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
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Raabert: Boss, Mere Dono Bachon Ke Liye Koi Naam Bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek Ka Naam Rakho Peter….
Raabert: Boss Or Doosre Ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.
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ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay Ja SAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL DoOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.
ChILd:He He He He
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'"Ham Na Badlein Gay Waqt Ki Raftaar Kay Sath,,,
'"Faraz"'
Ham Jab B Milen Gay Hamari Sabzi Ka Rate 1 He Ho Ga
Aalo 10rs Kilo
Tamator 15rs
Muli 5 Rs
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Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
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I've No Girlfriend
I've No Girl Friend
I've No GirL Friend
I've No GirL Friend
Tum APnay WA|I KA Number DE Do
Poori Das Ho JAin GI
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Tcher:"Wat Is Past Participle Of Th Verb 'To Ring'?"
Johnny:"Wat Do U Think It Is,Sir?"
Teacher:"I Dont Think, I KNOW!"
Johnny:"I Dont Think, I Know Too!"
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Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
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Definition Of
"A Great Loser":
A Person Who Dials A Number
(Written With Lipstick On A Phone Booth)
And...
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.
.
His Wife Picks Up The Phone... ;-)
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Customer Shouted:
"Waiter, Waiter !
There's A Dead Fly In My Soup..."
Waiter Replied:
"Oh No!
Who's Going To Look After His Family..." ;->
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1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
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Q: Have YOu Heard The Joke AboUt BUtTer?
Ans: I Butter Not Te|L YOU,
It Might SPreAd.
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PsyChIatrIst's REceptionist COmEs & SAyZ TheRe's MAn OUt WHo SAyS He CAn MAke HImSELf
"INVISIBLE"
Psychiatrist:"Te|L Him I CAn't C HIm RIght Now."
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¡!¡! CHEaTer's
ThoUght ¡!¡!
>>Try & Try. . :-)
>> If U Dnt Succeed. . . :-(
>>Than. . ;-)
>>Cheat . . .:-D
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Daddy
Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz? Ask Jhony
But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite. Daddy Says
Jhony: Yes But D Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire. =P ;)
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A Man Traveling At 130 Mph On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.
Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."
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Man 1:
"I M Alwayz Delighted Whn People Stick Their Noses In My Bussiness."
Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"
Man 1:
"I've A Company, Make Tissue Papers..." ;->
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Bartender: I Think U've Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible =P ;->
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Dont U Have Enough Concentration To Study?.....................
Study?..............
Follow My Advice......
Drink Minimum Water So That Dilution Decreases And Concentration Increases............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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