Funny Questions SMS 10
Aj Ka Sawal Larkiyon Say ;Pyar; Hota Hai Ya Kerna Perta Hai ....?Every Girl Is Sayink Kay Ho Jata Hai But My Answer Is Ager Laarki Khoubsourat Ho Tu Ho Jata Hai... Ager Paisay Waleeey Ho Tu Kerna Perta Hai
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IQ Qestion
A Rich Man Needs........,
A Poor Man Has...........,
If U Eat........... U Will Die
Only One Word Fits In All The 3 Blanks
Ager Pata Chal Jia To Mujhy Bhi Bata Dena
Ansawer Is (Nothing)
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Dil Ke Operation Ko BYPASS Kyon Kehte Hain?
Kyon Ki Agar Operation Theek Ho Gaya Toh..
PASS Varna Hamesha Ke Liye BYE!
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Sanju Baba Ko Fir Se Mili MBBS Ki Digree...
Bole To...
M-Mumbai
B-Bomb
B-Blast Ki
S-Saza.
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Q: Harbhajan Ask's Kumble To Bring A Pepsi... Kumble Brings A Bottle Of Pepsi But Goes Directly To Shehwag.? Why ??
A: Shehwag Is An Opener
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1st Frnd: Roz Subha 15 Larkiyan Mere Intizar Karti Hai,
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2nd Frnd: Wha Kay Se?
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1st Frnd: Men Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon... ;->
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Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
Ans : On Their Wedding. . .
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Who's The Only Player Who Knows Each And Every Religious Song. . . ???
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Har-Bhajan-Sing [HarBhajan Singh]. . . ;->
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A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers..
What Does He Call It..?
Any Gueses
Dont Knw
He Calls It
"My-Crow-Soft.." ;->
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It's The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where
It's PRAYER
God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..
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Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din Me
SMS
Raat Me
SMS
Ghar Me
SMS
Office Me
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir Kya He Ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL Ker
S = SOCHO:-)
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Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
Hey! Thats Me.
Pareshan Na Hona, Tumhara Naam B Is Mei Hai,
Read The 1st Letter Of Every Word..
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Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga
Tu Libas Apna Phar Diya
Gareban Apna Chak Kia
Or Tere Zakhm Say LipaT Gia
Yehi Tu Hai Kam Mera
Sunny PLasT Hai NAm MerA ;->
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M.B.B.S Final Year Exam Question...
If A Lady Faints, First Check Her
"PU__S__"
Only Students Who Wrote "PULSE" Were Paased.... ;->
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Ek Murgi Aur Uske Teen Bache Road Cross Kar Rahe The.
Road Cross Karne Ke Baad Murgi Ke Ek Bache Ne Kaha, ?Aakhir Hum Paanchon Ne Road Cross Karliya?.
Paanch Kaise?
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Socho Socho ?
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Zara Socho
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Are Bacha Hai, Kuchh Bhi Bol Sakta Hai.
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A Chinese Pair Mr And Miss Hua, Got Twins Without Getting Married. What Did They Name Them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua
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Question: ?Pizza Hut? Ka Opposite Kya Hota Hai?
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Answer: Pizza Hatna Mat
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Q: Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?
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Ans: Jab Loose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Gaanth Na Khule.
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Why Don?T Dogs Marry?
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Bcoz?Woh To Pehle Hi Kutte Ki Zindagi Jee Rahe Hote Hain
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Q:Explain The Word ?Automatically??
A: Agar Koi Ganji Ladki Rikshay Main Baithi Ho Tou Uss Ko Kehtey Hain ?Auto -Main-Taklli?.
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Which Part Of The Body Is Most Sensitive While Watching Adult
Movies?
?Guesss What ?
Ha Ha Ha U?Re Wrong
?Its Your Ears? To Make Sure Ke Koi Aa To Nahi Raha.
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Smoke Everyday!
Smoke Means
S=Send
M=Me
O=One
K=Kool Sms
E=Everyday
So Plz Feel Free To Smoke.
Request U 2 Be A Chain Smoker.Good Day?
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2 Personalities Came From Gujarat & Sacrificed Their Dress For Our People.
Can U Guess Who They Are?
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One Is Gandhiji &
The Other Is
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Bepasha
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Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura Bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss
Confused Naa?
Ab Neechey Se Padho
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What Happens When A Lion Roars Thrice?
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Tom & Jerry Cartoon Begins!
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Kissing At Top,
Fingering At Middle,
Firing At Bottom,
U Know The Answer?
Cigarette Smoking Is Injurious To Health.
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I Have A DouBt
Why Ppl Use Shut Up
For Human Beings
And
Shut Down For
Computers...
While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->
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Gabbar: Kitne Admi They? Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe Ginti Nahin Aati, 2 Kitne Hote Hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 Ke Baad Aata Hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 Ke Pehle? Samba: 2 K Pehle 1 Aata Hai.
Gabbar: To Beech Mein Kaun Ata Hai? Samba: Beech Mein Koi Nahi Aata
Gabbar:: To Phir Dono Ek Saath Kyun Nahin Aate? Samba: 1 K Baad Hi 2 Aa Sakta Hai, Kyun Ki 2, 1 Se Bada Hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 Se Kitna Bada Hai? Samba: 2, 1 Se 1 Bada Hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 Se 1 Bada Hai To 1, 1 Se Kitna Bada Hai?
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Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
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Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
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Q. HOW TO MAKE TTK LAUGH ON SUNDAY? A. BY TELLING HER A JOKE ON THURSDAY.
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Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE? A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.
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Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY
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Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT? A. WIDOW
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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? A. ConstiPATION.
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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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QUESTION:
What's Pink And Hard When It Goes In... And Soft And Wet When It Comes Out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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