Double Meaning SMS 4
Road Pe Jate Huwe KHALON (Leather) K Dher Ko Dekh K Main Ne Socha
Batao Kia?
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Socho
Yar So Simple
?KHAL MAIN KABHI BAKRI THI?
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America Aur Karachi Me Sirf Ek Fark Hai.
America Me Log English Bolte Hain,
Aur Karachi Me Urdu.
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Paapi Insaan Tum Kya Soch Rahe Te.
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Shahid KapoOR Ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,ISi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.F Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.
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Shahid KapoOR Ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,ISi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
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?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.F Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.
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Tu Ghada
Tu Ghada
Tu Ghada
Tu Ghadaaa
Mein Phir Bolta Hun,
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Tu Ghada
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Tu Ghada
Tu Ghada Rakh Le,
PETROL Mehanga Ho Gaya Hai . . . :P ;->
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Come Here, Take Off Ur Pants+Get On Top Of Me. Enjoy Urself Until U R Fully Statisfied.
Lovingly Urs,
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Sirf Ik Bar Kehdo,
Sirf Ik Bar Kehdo,
Plz Ik Bar Kehdo,
Abh Intazar Nahin Hota,
Abh Sabar Nahin Hota,
Keun Nahin Khatee Ho Tum??
Ka Aqqal Bareee Ka Bhaeenss
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I Used To Think That Dreams Do Not Come True, But This Quickly Changed The Moment I Laid My Eyes On You
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When Sum1 Touches U
& U Dont Feel It
Its IGNORANCE
Wen Sum1 Touches U
& U Feel It
Its LOVE.
But When Nobody Touchs U But U Feel It
Then Its KHUJLI? <-; ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time Pass Karna Hy? Khamoshi Sy Kichen My Jaw Cabnit My Sy OiL Nikalo Kamry My Ja K KAPRY Utaro Phr , , Purany Kapry Badal Kar Kichen My PAKORY Banao ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dil ?Hahta Hy K Khara Kar K Aap K Hath Ma Pakra D0n? Aur Aap Usy Hila Hila K ?0lo , . , . , , , , , , , , , , , , ES PARCHAM K ??YE T?L?Y HUM 1 H?IN ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There Are Only 5 Things We Need In Life: Good Friends, Good Job Good Food, Good Sleep & ? GOOD _ UCK ? Whatever U Are Thinking.. That?S Right..! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Master Ji To Class - ?Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?. 1 Girl - ?Master Ji, Nikal Ke Dikhayein? Master Ji - ?Baith Ja Beti. Is Baat Ke Bhi 2 Matlab Hai? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q:Which Part Of Female Body Is The Most Sensitive, Is Wet Inside & Water Comes Out When Smething ENTERS In It? Answr: ? EYE!? But I Love The Way U Think. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ?Misunderstood? 3 O?Clock In The Night I Was Weeping And You Thought That I Was Sleeping You Saw Blood Pouring Out Of My Hand And You Thought It Might Have Been Some Accident You Saw Me Nearby Wherever You Went And You Thought It Was Just Co-Incidence Day And Night You Ruled My Imagination And You Thought It Was Just Infatuation Tensed And Dumb In Front Of You I Lay And You Thought I Got Nothing To Say When I Needed You I Cried In Pain And You Thought I Was Lying Again Hiding My Tears I Tried To Walk Tall And You Thought I Didn?T Cry At All? . . . |?!'| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dil Karta Hai Le Loon Teri (Zulfon Ki Hawa) Par Mein Kya Karon Mera Uthta Hi Nai. (Qadam Tere Ghar Ki Taraf) Meine Us K Andar Dala? (Etmaad Apne Pyar Ka) Usne Kaha Thora Or Dalo. (Etmaad Apne Pyar Ka) Uski Bohat Tang Thi. (Ami Mujh Se) Mera Bohat Lamba Tha. (Paimana-E-Sabar)Ka ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Woman To A Shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda Hai?? Shopkeeper: Meynu Te Bara Josh Aanda Ay, Twanon Aanda Hai? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Eyes Bear Uncountable Tears:-( Bcoz U R Far Away 4m Me:-( I Wish U Were Here To Cut These ONIONS Instead Of Me;-) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaash Main Tumhe Dekho JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO Jo Dale The Chat Pe Sukhane Ke Liye AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA Hath Or Kaho MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN Apna Dil AB TO LE LO MERI Har Khushi OR MUJHE DEDO APNA Har Gam FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI Aankhen Or Kahu DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI Mera Dil ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May Kitna Tm Pay Marta Hun Aur Kitni Mohabat Krta Hon Bas Ik Shikayt Hai Tm Sy May Jab Bhi Perhnay Lagta Hon Tm Chupky Sy Ajati Ho Aur Aky Mjhy Behkati Ho Na Jany Kiya Smjhati Ho Aur Apny Pas Bulati Ho Yeh Soch Zra,Ae Mairi Jaan! Kch Kaam Bhi Hai Is Duniya Ka. Hr Wqt Ki Chahat Thek Nahi Aghosh Tri To Phir B Sahi Lekin Yeh Waqt Hai Perhny Ka Ja Aj Mjhy Tu Perhnay Dy Ae NEEND ! Mjy Kch Krnay Dai ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once Lalu And Mallika Went Hunting. Jab Woh Apne Tent Mei Soye Thei, Lalu Ne Dekhaa Ek SHER Unke Taraf Aa Rahaa Hai.. What Did Lalu Tell Mallika ? . . . . . Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT Hai?????;->
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Wo Aaj Pirh Suba He Chali Gie
Ma Ne Bari Mushkel Se Tayyar Ki
Abi Kam Par Jane He Laga K Wo Pirh A Gie
Ma Ne Muskara Kar Daikha Or Nikal Gia
Sham Office Se Wapes Aaya Tu Wo Pirh Gyeb Thi Ma Ne Pardha Hata K Daikh Tu Samne Wale Ghar Par B Nahi Thi
Rat 8 Bajh Phir Aa Gie
Aate Pora Ghar Ki RoneQ Bahal Kar Di
Sub Use Piyar Se Daikhne Lage
Rat 09:30 Phir Chali Gie
11:30 Bage Sharmate Howe Aa Gie
Por? Ghar Rosh?N Ho Gia
Sub Khush Ho Ge
K Bigli ?? G?I
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KiSi Roz Shaam K Wakt,
Sooraj K Aaram K Wakt,
Mil Jaey Jo Saath Tera,
Haath Me Le K Haath Tera,
Door KiSi Tanhai Me,
Dunya Se Judai Me,
Apne Sang Bithaoon Tujhe,
Aur Aik Acha Sa SMS Sunaoon Tujhe
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Philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
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\\LoveLY QUESTION//
Wapda Walay Din Me Tumhari Kitni Baar Letay Hain?
Or Kitni Der Letay Hain?
Jhatkay Mar Mar K Letay Hain Ya Aram Se?
Jab Letay Hain To Us Waqt TMhari Halat Kesi Hoti Hai?
Paseenay To Zaror Nikaltay Hoon Ge Tumharay?
Main Light Ki Baat Kr Raha Hon,
Reply ZarOR Krna Jan|X.
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Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
R U Free?
If Yes..
Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,
Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga
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1nce Mother In Law And Daughter In Law
Both Were Walking
Mother In Law Got Tired And Stopped
Daughter In Law Died On Spot
How ?
Kyunki ?Saas Ruk Gayi?
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She Came..
I Kpt Lukin At Her..
She Smild.
Yet I Kept Quiet.
She Began 2spk.
I Dint Listen & Then,
She Began2 Leave.
I Thn Shoutd?
Mam
Attendance?!
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S0n 2 His Dad
Dad Ap Kabhi Misar Gaye Thy ?
Dad: Nahi Beta
Son: Phr Itni Khatarnak Mummy Kahan Se Laye . !
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Which Part Of A
Man?S Body
Has No Bone
Full Of Veins
Loves Pumping
And Responsible 4
Making LOVE
It?S HEART..
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Chachi To Bhatija: Hum Chaat Ki Dukan Kholenge, Lekin Gaahak Kaise
Ayenge.Bhatija To Chachi:Mein Advrtsmnt Karunga K ?10 Rupaye Me
Chachi
Ki Chat Lo?.
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Height Of Double Meaning:
A Dad Went To School To Get Son?S Report Card.
Busy Madam: Abhi Nahi.
Dad: Mera Boht Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta.
Madam: Main Sab Dikha Dongi Per Abhi Nahi.
Dad: Tou Phir Kab Aon Mein?
Madam: Mere Periods Khatam Hone Ke Baad.
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Jb B Milti Ho Agay Jhuk Jati Ho
Krne Salam Adab Ka
Q Mou Mai Le K Choosti Ho
Kinara Apni Naqab Ka
Q Kisi Se
Krwana Chahti Ho Kam Koi Sawab Ka
Mangta Ho To Deti Nhi Ho
Jawab Meri Baat Ka
Deti Ho To Khara Ho Jata Hai
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka
Q Kehti Ho Dheray Se Dalo
Balon Mein Phool
Gulab Ka.
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Newz Reporter:Ap Ka Best Cricketer Kon Hai.
Nergis: YUHANA
Newz Reporter:Mainy Ap Ka Best Cricketer Pocha Hai HOBBY Nahi.
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A Girl Br?Ke Her Umbrella,She Went To Repair Shop,
Man:upar Ka Kapra Utarna Parayga Aur Neechay Danda Dalna Parayga,
Girl:jo Marzi Karo,Bus Pani Ander Na Jaye..
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Choot
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CHOOT
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Choot
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CHOOT
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Choot
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CHOOT
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Choot
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CHOOT
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CHOOT
Ab GAI SOAP K Baray Pack Par 10 Rs Ki "CHOOT"
DIRTY MIND :->
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My
Or
Tm
Tm
Or
My
Yani
Hm
Dono
Aj
Rat
Ko
2
Baje
K
Bad
Akele
Me
Chup
K
Se
Bistar
Py
Lait
K
Ek
Dosre
Ko
Sms Karainge.
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Teri Tight Tight Teri Sohni Sohni,
Patyala Shalwar Ni,
Kuj Hor Na Samjhi,
Tenu Dekh K Mera Chutt Janda,
Hath Wichon Romal Ni,
Kuj Hor Na Samjhi,
Tenu Dekh K Mera Khara Ho Janda,
Cycle Vich Bazar Ni,
Kuj Hor Na Samjhi,
Tu Karwandi Rai Main Karda Riya,
Tera Intzaar Ni Kuj Hor Na Samjhi!
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Jab Raat Ko Koi Aap Pe Charh Jaye,
Aur Apni Moonchun Se Aapko Chuye,
Apni Baalon Wali Tangen Aap Pe Rakhe,
To Samajh Jana K Ye
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Cockroach Hai :-)
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Hold Her By Her Waist.
Keep Ur Hands On Her Neck.
Then...?
Press Ur Lips...
Against Her Lips
&
Drink Sprite.
Laga Na
Lemon Ka Jhatka?
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