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Double Meaning SMS 3

Labels: Posted by www.24Signals.net on Monday, August 9, 2010 at 2:48 PM

Ur Friend Saw U Cutting An Apple With A Knife. He Became Delighted N Wanted 2 Get It. He Came Close 2u While U Were Cutting, N Suddenly Said,"Return My Knife!"
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I Love You.
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I Want You

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I Like You

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I Miss You


I Need You


Ye Sary Fikre Gramer Main Present Indefinet Tense Ki Misalain Hain.
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MaiN Ne Aap Ki Leni Chaahi.
Magar Aap Ne Na Di.





(Raaye)


MaiN Ne Aap Ko Apna Dena Chaaha.
Magar Aap Ne Na Lia.




(Pyaar)


Aakhir Aap Ne Mera Dekh Hi Lia Na





(Ghussa)


Pehlay Kehtay Thay K Mujhay Tumhaara Hi Pasand Hay




(Andaaz)


Lekin Ab Kehtay Ho,
K MaiN Kisi Aur Ka LooN Ga





(Sahaara)



Mera Khayaal Hay K Mera Ab Kaafi Lamba Ho Gaya Hay




(SMS)


Ab Mujhay Aap Ki Chaahiye






(Ijaazat)
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Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge???
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Ans : Mother-Bored
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Don't Take Things In Wrong Sense When.
Dr Says:
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!

Dentist Says:
Keep It OPEN N WIDE!

Interior Decorator Says: ONCE ITS IN U'LL LOVE IT!

Banker Says:
IF U TAKE IT OUT T?? SOON U'll LOSE INTEREST!

Telephone Guy Says: WOULD U LIKE IT ON THE TABLE OR AGAINST THE WALL?!!";
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Listen 2 Ur Elder?S

Advice?

Nt Bcoz They R Always Rite

Bt Coz They Hav More Xperiences Of

?Being Wrong??.!
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Man - God, Please Give Me Everything.

So That I Can Enjoy ?Life?.

God Smiled And Replied-

I Have Given U Life To Enjoy ?Everything?
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We

All

Have

A B I L I T Y

But

The

D I F F E R E N C E

Is

How

We

Use

It
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The Funniest Thing About Life Is !
?Just When We Think We Have All The Answers . . . . . .

Life Changes The Questions ! !
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To Know A Person

Walk A Mile In His Shoes . . .

Than

Than What. . .

He Is A Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . .

Just Runnn . . . ;-≫
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I Think I?M Disturbing U Sorry!
This Is My Last Msg &Amp; I Will Not Msg U Anymore.
Good Bye.

Never Expect That From Me I?M Born To Disturb U ;-≫
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My Thumb Nevr Pains While Typing Sms 4U Bt My Heart Beats Keep Increasng Until
I C ?Msg Delivrd?2U
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Nhe Tou Paise Waste Ho Jaenge Na? ;-≫
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MY
PRINCIPLE
OF
LIFE?
If Someone Throws A Stone At You? Throw A Flower At Him
BUT?
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Make Sure The Flower Is Still In The Pot . . . ;-≫
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Saturday Ko Free Rhna Koi Program Mt Bnana Im Cmng 2meet U Tumhe Kahin Le Jana Hai Plz Mna Mt Krna Or Kisiko Btana Mt K Tumhe
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POLIO DROP Pilani Hai.
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Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon? ?..
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy? ? ?. Ganddaaa;-)
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MAIN Niyat Karta Houn ..! K AjJ SAY Hr Larki Ko MAa Samjhoun Ga?!
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APNAY HoNAY WAle BAchoun KI
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Mera Dill Karta He K Aap Ko Maaroon,
Din Raat Maaroon,
Subho-Wa-Shaam Maaroon,
1 Jaga 8/10 Maaroon,
Maarta Rahun,
Daro Mat Miss Call Maarne Ki Baat Kar Raha Hun
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Catch Her By Her Waist

Bring Her Home

Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck

Put Ur Lips On Her Lips

&Amp; Have A

Nice Drink
?COCA COLA?
Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-)
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R U Emotionally Dumbed?

Creatively Challenged?

Artistically Void?

Socially Hopeless?

And Financially Desperate?

Congrats You Are A

PAKISTANI!
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Perho Dostou

Sirf Perho

Or Perhtay He Raho

Kiu K Ye He Time Hai Parhnay Ka

Dil

Gurday

Dimagh

Sub Laga Kr Perho

SMS
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Ur Best

Ur Unforgetable

Ur So Cute

Ur Great

Ur So Sweet

Ur So Intelligent

Ooppsss!
Sorry Galat Number Pe SMS Kar Dia?..!
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Our Frndship Means So Much 2 Me
Dat If V Were The Last People On A Sinking Ship And V Hav A Single Life Jacket Then I Will. .

Mmmmm. .
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Iwil Mis U
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Moonh Meetha Karna Hai Toh??

K
K
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K
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Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Ki
Kis
Kis
Kis
Kis
Kis

Kiss
Kiss

Kissh-Mish KHAAO! :-)
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Wada Karo:

Wada Karo

K

Tum

Zindagi

Ki

Har

Cheez

Mujh

Se

Share

Karoge

Wada Karo

Khushi

Ghum

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan

Tak

K

Balance Bhi!;-)
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5 Inch Ka Hai
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Size Normal Hai
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Mazboot Hai
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Ziada Mota Bi Nahi Hai
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2 Larkian Dekh Chuki Hain
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Lena Hai To Bolo
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Mera NOKIA N96
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Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!

Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father?S Number.

He WilL Tel U Everything. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ;->
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If,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

Before Scrolling, Think!

Ans Is 1. Remember The First Line?

1=5
Moral - If,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

Before Scrolling, Think!

Ans Is 1. Remember The First Line?

1=5
Moral - Don?T Complicate Simple Problems In Life!
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Hum Aaye

Humne Khola

Humne Nikala

Humne Dala

Hamara Kaam Ho Gaya

OR Aap Nikaal Kar Kharay Hi Rahe

Kyun K Aapko Daalna Nahi Ata Tha

A.T.M CARD
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Here Is Some Career Advice

First, Listen To Your Heart

Then

Listen To Your Brains

Then

Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
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SMOKiNG KiLLS?

SO??

WHO
WANTS
TO LiVE
FOREVER ???
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MOHABAT KA ZAWAL.
Porany Zamany Main Log Apny Mehboob Ko Chand Kaha Karty Ty Laken Ab Sharm Se Wo B Nahi Keh Sakte

Q K

Us Pe B ANGRAZ Char Gay Hain.
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Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss

Kiss Kiss Ko Bataein K AAP Kitne Ache Ho Hahaha:)
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Touch It Gently?

Put Ur Finger Inside?If Hole Is Big Put Three Fingers?

Rub It Up & Down Gently??.

Thats The Right Way Of

Washing The Glass..!!!
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Janeman

Janeman

Janeman

Jan-E-Mann

Jan-E-Mann

Ye Salman Khan Ki Flop Film Hai!!!
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I Am Missing U.

I Am Missing U.

I Am Missing U.

Don?T Believe!

See I Am On Journey And

U R Not With Me,

It Means U R Missing.
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ALLAH Apko GhArk Kry.

?~?~?~?
~?~?~?
?~?~?~?

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Khushyo K Gehry SmAndAr Me
K Jis Ki Gehr?Yo TAk KAbi Koi Gham NA Pohnch SAky . .
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Agr

Ap

Larkiyo Se Hmesha Ghirey Rhna Chahte Hy

Agr Ap Chahte Hy

K Wo Apka
SAMAN

Hath Ma Le Aur Moonh Ma Dalen

To

Pani Puri Ka Thela Laga Le Tharki
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India Me Ek Ajeeb-O-Gareeb SMS Hai,

Bolta B Hai
Chalta B Hai
Khata B Hai
Monchen Hen Us Ki

Pagri Pehnta Hai

Naam Hai Uska?

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
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Intezar
Ek Taveel Intzar,

Na Rat Ka

Na Din Ka

Na Suba Ka

Na Sham Ka

Na Sephr Ka

Na Dophr Ka

Na Is Ka

Na Uska

Intezar He To Sirf,

?Light?Ka;-)
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SAwaL
Aadi Raat Logo Ko Kya Krna Chaiye?

Zara Sucho

Sucho Sucho Bhai

Han Kya Huwa?

Atna B Nai Jante

Aray Bhai Logo Ko SONA Chaiye.
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