Double Meaning SMS 2
Son: I Don't Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.
Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
"Principal"
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Kisi RaiLwAy TRaCk PEr APun KI LiFe BHi JHkaAs HO JaNI Thi.
>>MaGr SaALA
Paki§TAn ME
Ek CHaLeEs KI Last LocAL Nahi ChALti. . .
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Did U Knw Dat
Whn Sum1 Annoys U
It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown
But
It Takes Only 4 Muscles To Extend Your Arm Out
And
Smack Dat Bastard In The Head :P ;->
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Uffo Kia Krte Ho
Dur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga To Kia Soche Ga?
Aqal Nahi Hy Kya?
Uf Abi Nhi Karo Na
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Hmesha Ganda Sochna :P
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B C Is The Short Form Of...
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B C Ka Matlab Hai
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Business Communication..!
Pata Nahi Log Q Galat Sochne Lag Jate Hain.....;->
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Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan
Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab
Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy
Kambakht Ye VANILA IcE Cream Cheez Hi Aisi Hy ;->
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"I F
O U R
C O N S T I T U T I O N
A L L O W S
U S
F R E E
S P E E C H
Than
W H Y
A R E
T H E R E
P H O N E
B I L L S ..." :=O ;->
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TmHaRi Life M 1 Aisi Larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi
Papa:-
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Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Main Ap Ko Batata Hun...
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1.Kachi Pencil Se.
2.Paki Pencil Se.
Hahahahaha
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Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
Woh Kaise?
Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
Hello Madam
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PAPPI TA DO
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GOnD NEwS
NOkIa N73 FReE
WIth 1 KG .
TOmAto . . .
BUy 1 KG.
TAmAtO
OnLy FOr
RS. 12,950.
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Have You Ever
Rearrange The Letters ...
" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "
It Would Come As
" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;-> :D
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I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling Thik Hai K Nae.Sirf Ye Conform Krna Tha.Log Pta Nahi Kia Smj Lety Hain
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Height Of Disappointment : A Woman Finding Out AFTER Long Search On Net That.....
Phillip's 21 Inch
Was Actually A TV.??
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HELLO!
Hi !
How R U ?
K Se Ho?
Sab Khair Hai!
Maze Me Ho?
Tum Ne Jawab Nhi Diya.,....;->
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Two Friendz TaLkinG.
- Meri Shadi Hogai.
* O Ye To Acha Hoa.
- Nahi, Bura Hoa, Wo Badsoorat Hai.
* O Ye To Bura Hoa.
- Nhi, Acha Hoa, Wo Buhat Ameer Hai.
* O Ye To Acha Hoa.
- Nhi, Bura Hoa, Wo Mjhe Ek Rupiya Nhi Deti.
* Ye To Bura Hoa.
- Nhi, Acha Hoa, Us Ne Mjhe Ghr Khreed Kr Diya Hai.
* Ye To Acha Hoa.
- Nhi, Bura Hoa, Us Ghr Mein Aag Lag Gai.
* Ye To Bura Hoa.
- Nhi, Acha Hoa, Wo Bhi Ghr Mein Thee. ;-)
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Aap Se
Aik
Special
Bat
Karni Hai
Koi
Paas
To Nahi
Zara Akely Ho
Jao
Or
Kisi
Ko
Na Btana
Warna
Koe
Bhi
Masla
Ban
Sakta Hai
Ghor
Se Suno
Jaldi Say
"Sms2friends.Com" Visit Karo
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School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha:
Madam Ji Thodi Aap Koshish Karo, Thodi Hum Karte Hain, Bachcha To Nikal Hi Jayega...! ;-)
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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Add 4 His Daughter , Working At A Call Center.
"Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl.
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Admi Ne Train Main Gori Ka Rape Kar Diya.
Judge: Tum Ne Is Ke Sath Ghalat Kam Kiyun Kiya.
Ad: Maine Naam Poocha Tha, She Said Merry Marlow Bas Fir Kia I Did It.
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Kal Jab Me Tumhare Ghar K Samne Se Ja Rha Tha To...
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To Kya. Ghar K Agay Se Guzar Gya Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Nahi Chala...;->
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Batao Wo Kaun Hai Jo Sab K Samne Aurato Ki ----LETA HAI
Tauba Kitna Galat SochTe
HO
Mera Sawal Hai K Wo Kaun Hai Jo Sab K Samne Aurato Ki Photo Leta Hai?
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Hello!
How R U?
Kaise Ho?
Kya Haal Hain?
Kaise Mizaaj Hain!
Tabiyat Theek Hai!
Khush Ho?
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Kuch Nahi. Ye Jumle To Phone Par Kahe Jate Hain:->
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Maine Usay Dono Hatho Se Uthaya
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-Usay Apne Jism Se Lagaya
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-Usay Agay Le Kar Chala
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Apne Bed K Pas Le Ja Kar Side Me
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TABLE Ko Rakh Diya!
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Usne Sab K Samne Awaz Lagai
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Mene Awaz Suni To Usay Pehchan Liya
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Mene Churi Nikali
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Uski Taraf Tezi Se Badha. Aur Bola
Khan Bhai! Churi Tez Kardo!
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Zehrele
Machhar,
Zehrele
Naag,
Zehrele
Keeray,
Zehrele
Kutte
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Aur Dosri Zehreli Cheeze Zindagi K Lye Khatar Naak Hote Hai, Kya Samajhe :-)
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Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Chali Aa Chali Aa
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Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!
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I As A Doc Give Up
I Cant Bear It Any More
I Tried Everything 2make Ur Brain Work
But Failed
U Won!
I Admit
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Donkeys R Really Invincible!!!
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Woh Kya Hai Jise Agay Se Karna Zaruri Hota Hai, Aur Peechhe Se Karna Faeda-Mand (Beneficial) Hota Hai?
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TEETH BRUSH KARNA;-)
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Hath Me Lo
Ab Thook Lagao
Ab Kapde Se Rub Karo
Phir Hath Me Le Kar Us Pe Fingers Rakho
Ab Pura Hath Ghuma K
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BOWLING Karao!!!
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KUCH NAHI
Keh Dya Na KUCH NAHI
YAR Kya Ho Gaya?
KUCH NAHI Hai
PACHHTAO Ge TUM!
Bohat DHEET Ho!
Ab ShauK Se Padho
"KUCH NAHI"
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Subah Lo To Dil Khush Krti Hai
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Dupehar Me Lo To Susti Dur Krti Hai
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Raat Me Lo To Mazay K Sath Thakan Bhi Dur Krti Hai
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Kya Baat Hai Tea Ki...!
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Bohat Bohat Mubarak Ho!
Confused?
Tum Kya Samjhe Mujhe Pata Nahi Chalega?
Mujhe To Usi Waqt Pata Chal Gaya Tha, Jab Ye Msg Mila...
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"Delivered"
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Secretly Go2 Some1 House At Night. Open Ur Bag. Take Out Keys N Try To Open The Door. Enter The Room. Open The Cupboard. Now Open The Drawer. Take Out The Money And Jewelry. Open Ur Bag And Put Everything In It. Now Quickly Open The Windows N Run Away!
Guess What?
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U Can Open Things In The Night!
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?Hocklaty & ?Runchy Outside
?Reamy & Whitish Inside
Guess Wat It Is?
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?OCKROACH!
Aya Na Munh Ma Pani?
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If GOD Gave Me 24hrs B4 Death
I'LL Spend 23hrz N 55mins Wid U
U Must B Thinkin Abt Last 5mins
Us Me Mei Tmhara B Gala Daba Doga
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Teri Maa Ki . . . .
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Mein Bohat Izat Krta Houn
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I Miss U Alot Alot Alot Yaar. . .
"I LOVE YOU"
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YE Sentence Kitna Common Ho Gya Hai Na. . . .Ajkal?
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If Time Doesn't Wait For You, Don't Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
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If You Are Job Less ... !
Scroll ...
Krne Se Kch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
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