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TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."
BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->
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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya Good News For You!
Girl: What Do You Mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad News For You!
:D
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Ragging Ke Waqt Larko Ne 1 Larki Se Kaha,1 Sawal Ka Jawab Do:
Patna Kahan Par Hai?
Larki-India Mein
Boys-Yahin Pat Jao Itni Dur Jaane Ki Kiya Zarurat Hai..!
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2010.
1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!
Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..
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Ur Annual Dementia
Test! :)
Exercise Of Brain Is As Important As Of The Muscles.
Below Is A Very Important Private Way To Guage Ur Loss & Non-Loss Of Intelligence. :)
OK - Relax - Clear Ur Mind & Begin
Wat Do We Put In Toaster?
'Bread'
If U Said 'Toast,'
Give Up Now. Try Not To Hurt Urself. If U Said 'Bread,' Go To Next Question.
Say - 'Silk' 9 Times
Now - Spell 'Silk.' Wat Do Cows Drink?
Cows Drink 'Water'
If U Said 'Milk' Dont Attempt The Next One. Ur Brain Is Over-Stressed N May Even Overheat. Proceed If U Said 'Water'.
If Red House Is Made Of Red Bricks, Black House Of Black Bricks, Blue Of Blue Bricks, Yellow Of Yellow Bricks, Pink Of Pink Bricks, Brown Of Brown Bricks, What's A Green House Made Of?
Green House Is Made Of Grass :P
If U Said 'Green Bricks' -Y The Heck R U Still Readin? :P
Pas
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Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi...
Jawab Mere Salwal Ka..
Deti Hai To Khada Ho Jata Hai..
Rom Rom Jazbat Ka..
Khada Hota Hai To Dalne Ko Man Karta Hai....
Balo Me Fool Gulab Ka...
Dalta Hoon To Tapak Padta Hai..
Patta Patta Gulab Ka...
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Meaning Of PYAAR?
Its A Group Of FRiends Sitting Around A Table In A BAR...
Saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . .
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Meaning Of PYAAR?
Its A Group Of FRiends Sitting Around A Table In A BAR...
& Saying...
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"P-YAAR" . . . ;->
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Some Basic Rules
1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai Dedo
Monthly Salary!
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AEsa KYa He JiSe JhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho JAta He?
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WhAt COMes DOwN BUt NEvEr GOeS Up?
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THiNk
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THiNk
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ItS EAZy
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StILL COnFuSeD?
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Ok
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OH Its RAIN...!
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1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA...
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JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA
WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI ;)
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KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU,
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AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA...
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TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!!
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A Little Girl Whn Askd Her Name, Wud Rply-"I'm Mr. David's Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her This Was Wrong, She Must Say-"I'm Jenifer David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her In Sunday School & Said "Aren't U Mr. David's Daughter?" Wid Her Mom Standing Jst Away, She Replied
"I Thought I Was Bt Mummy Says I'm Not" ;->
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WhAt COMes DOwN BUt NEvEr GOeS Up?
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THiNk
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THiNk
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ItS EAZy
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StILL COnFuSeD?
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Ok
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OH Its RAIN...!
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Jab Kisi Ke Taraf Dil Jhuknay Lagy
Or Baat Aa Kar Zubaan Tak Ruknay Lagay
To..
To..
To..
To..
To..
To..
To...
VICKS Ki Goli Lu
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$Pecia£ TEA
Ek Mere Leye
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Aur
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Dosri B Mere Leye.
Tum Chahye To Apni Bana K Pio.
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Aj Hum Aap Se Dil Ki Baat Karty Hain Mind Na Karna:-@%-)
MAIN
Aap
Se
Bohat:-)
PIY...:-*
Piya...:-O
PIYARA HON.
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Love Is A Mamory That's Naver Fad's I Will Hold U In My Heart Allway's From Ur Touchi Emotional.......
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A Man Goin 2 His Work, Another Man Asks:
"Kahan Ja Raha Hy Bhai?"
2nd Rplied: Yar Kaarkhany Ja Rha Hon
1st: Aby Ghr Me Khana Nhi Pkta Jo Car Khany Ja Rha Hy ;->
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Road PEr KHri Hui Orat
Jo HEr Car WALay Rokay
¤Unse Muk Muka Kray,
¤NiqaAb OrH Le
KON HO SAKTI HAI?
Kya Kaha?
Taxi. . .
Aray Bhai,
I M TalKing Abt
Trafic Lady Warden.
Dirty Mind. . . .;;
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Crime Doesn't Pay. . . .
Does
THAT
MEAN
MY
JOB
IS
A
"CRIME"
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Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha;
Cigarete K Dhuwai'n Se Meri Tabyat Khrab Hony Lgti Hy
Larka Bola:Tou Aap Smoking Q Krty Hyn;->
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Pehli Dfa Insan Jub Dalta He To Nervous Hota He-
Ahista Se Ander Dalo To Phisal K Pura Ander Chala Jata He-
Phir Ajibo Gharib Awaze Aane Lag Jati Hen-
Lakin Aap Bilkul Nahi Ghabrana, Confidence Se Lage Rehna Aur Us Waqt Tak Na Nikalna Jub Tak Kam Pura Nahi Ho Jata.
ATM CARD
Atm Machine Se.
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Yesterday Whole Night I Was Thinking Abt U
Only N Only U
U
U
And Only U
Now I M Thinking Abt V
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Tonight I Ll Think Abt W X Y & Z...!!!
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Mai Or Woh
Oooooo....
Hum Dono Akele
Oooooo...
Raat Ka Wqt
Ohho....
Barish Shru
Ohhhoooo...
Dono Bheegy Huay
Wah G
Kampte Huay Badan
Oooooo...
Wo Pas Aya
Ohh God
Dil Ghabraya
Haaye...
Sansain Tez
Oooh
Ohh Plz Kuch Kar Na Day
Aur Paas Aya
Haaye Pihr Kiya
Us Ne Mu Khola Aur..
Aur
Aur
Aur
Bola Wo Wo
Ha Ha Ha Ha...
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Teri Maa Ki
Teri Behen Ki
Tere BaaP Ki
Tere Bhai Ki
Tere Pure Khandan Ki
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JAAN Hy Tu Pagal !!
Apna Khayal Rakha Kar ;-)
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Diagram In A Book Was Not Clear..
So,Madam Drew A Diagram On A Blackboard And Announced
"Dont Look At A Book Figure,
Look At My Figure!!" ;->
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1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To GAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai..
2nd Frnd:Herat Hai Tumhari Ami Man JaTI Hain.
3rd:wO KonSa ShAreEf Orat HAi. . ??
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1 Lrki Zor Zor Sy Gana Ga Rhi Thi
MJHAY RANG DAY.
MJHAY RANG DAY.
MJHAY RANG DAY.
Lrki Ki Maa Ne Usay Boht Mara.
Kyun?
Kyun K Lrki Totli Thi.
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Doc:Tabyat Kc He Ab
Mariz: Pehle Se Ziada Khrab He
Doc: Dawai Khali Thi Kya
Mriz:Nai Dawa Ki Shishi To Bhari Hui Thi
Doc:I Mean Dawai Le Li Thi
Mriz:Ji Ap Ne Di Thi To Mene Le Li Thi
Doc:Bewaquf Dawai Pi Li Thi
Mriz:Nai Ji Dawai To Laal Thi
Doc:Abe Gadhe Dawai Ko Pi Liya Tha
Mriz:Nai Sahb Piliya To Muje Tha
Doc:Saale Dawa Ko Mun Se Lga K Pet Me Dala Tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha K Shishi Ko Dhakan Lga K Rakhna. Me Thik To Ho Jaunga Na Sahb?
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A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.
He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless
Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless
Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt
He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...
Why???
U Dirty Mind...
She Had The Ticket!!!
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Man To Motel Desk Clerk:How Much For Room.
Clerk:depends On Room Size
Man:Do You Take Children?
Clerk:No, Sir,Only Cash And Credit Cards
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Wo KiyA HAi??
JiS PE AgAr PiyAr Se HAth PhEro To ForAn KhArA Ho JAtA HAi??
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr HAi
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BethA
HuA
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BAkrA ... :P ;->
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A Simple Logic:
Human=Eat+Work+Sleep
+Enjoy
Donkey=Eat+Work+Sleep
Ther4
Human=Donkey+Enjoy
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Human-Enjoy=Donkey
I.E.Human Who Doesnt Enjoy Is A Donkey
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Ek Din Sham Ko Jb Chai Ka Waqt Hoa Toh Muje Wo Boht Yad Aa Raha Thaa, Main Ne Chaha K Us Ko B Apne Sath Apne Pas Le Aaon Lekin Ye Soch Kr Chup Ho Gye K Ammi Gusa Karain Gi, Is Liye Meri Chahat Aur Tarap Muje Beqarar Kr Rhi Thi Kyun Ye Waqt Chai Ka Tha Aur Main
"BISCUT" K Bina Nhi Rah Skti Thi. :-) :-D
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