Double Meaning SMS 5
Hont Jab Hont Se Milte Hain To Kiya Hota Hai?
Socho Socho...
Pata Hai Na Kiya Hota Hai?
Kiya Hota Ha?
Mooh Band Hota Hai Yar..!!
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Meri Dua Hai Tum Tarraqqi Kar K Itna Upar Jao
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
Itna Upar
K God Kahe:
''Nava Aya Hain Sohniya''
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Rat Ko Aik Larki Ne Car Ko Rukne Ka Ishara Kia.
Car Kareeb Aa Kar Ruki
To Larki Boli Oh
I Am Sory
Main Samji Taxi Hai.
Car Wala Bola
Main Bi Yehi Samja Tha.,
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Teacher Told RAMU 2 Write A Sentence
Ramu Wrote:"My Penis In Ur Hand"
Teacher Slapped RAMU
Why?
B'coz He Forgot To Put Space Between Pen & Is... ;->
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The Happiest People In The World Are Not Those Who Have No Problems
But
Those Who Learn To Live With Things That Are Less Than Perfect
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Life Is Difficult,
Full Of Trials,
SOrrows,Pains,
"Ups N Downs"
Bt If U Fall Down,
Just Stand Up
Straight, Be Confident & Say,
"Shukar Hai Kisi Ne Dekha Nahi "
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Last Night,
I Dreamt Of You,
This Morning My First Thought Was You,
I Thought Of You The Whole Day.
I Think Like U.
Tomorrow I Will Think Of W, X, Y, Z
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1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu
Wo Kia Hai Jo Cow K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?
Pappu: Legs..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant Mai Hai Or Meri Pant Me Nahi Hai?
Pappu: Paisay..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Log Din Me Karne K Bjaye Raat Ko Bistar Pai Kartai Hain?
Pappu: Neend Puri Kartai Hain..
Girl: Wo Kia Hai Jo Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?
Pappu: Kan Mai Chaid..
MORAL: Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat Pappu Ki Tarha Saaf Rakhain.
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Apne 2 Hi Shoq Hen.
1. AchhA Khana.
OR
2. AAp Ki Bajana.
NAhi Nahi Woh Nahi Sirf Message Ki Tone.
But I Like The Way U Think :-)
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Shadi Say Pehlay,
Boy: Atlast Wo Din Agaya,
Girl: Tum Mujhe Chor To Nai Dogay?
Boy: No Way Aisa Sochna B Mat
Girl: Wil U Kiss Me?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Tumhari Zindagi Mai Koi Or To Nhi?
Boy: No Not At All
Girl: Do U Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Oh Dear!!
Shadi K Baad
Ab ZArA ULta Sms PArho.
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Kaisa Lgta Hai?
Barasti Barish Main,
Hawa K Jhonkon K Sung,
Khamoshi Sy Chalte Hue
Koi Aap Ka Hath Tham K Holay Se Keh De
"GATAR"HAI ZARA KHAYAL SE.
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Jab Sey Tumhain Jana Hai,
Jab Sey Tumhain Paaya Hai,
Har Dua Mein Tera Naam Aaya Hai,
Ta K Poochhu Rab Say
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Ki Yeh Kaisa Namoona Banaya Hai
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Aap Ki
Do
Jheel C Ghari
Khubsurat
Jhuki Jhuki
Ankhoon
K
Darmiyan
Main
Jo
Naak Hai.
Bah Rahi Hai Saff Kar Lo.
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Hi JAAN
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Nikal Rahi Hai Bhook Se... ;->
K??P SMiLiNG
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Jin Kay Pass Hota Hay Woo Hath May Lay Kar Helaty Hay. Jin Kay Pass Nahi Hota Wo Ungli Dal Kar Kam Chalaty Hain. Batao Kia?
Dirty Mind,
Its Tooth Brush.
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Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today?
I'm In A Good Mood
Just A Little Bit Of Kissing And Biting
Reply Me Soon!
Urs Lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Allah Apko
Lambi Balo Wali
Neli Anko Wali
Gulabi Honto Wali
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Patli Kamar Wali
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BAKRI
Ata Karay!AAMIN.
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Ek Larki Duusri Se Kehti Hy . . . :
Yaar Pehle Tou Dheere Bara Maza Aa Rha Tha Par. . . . . .
Doosri: Par Kia. . ?
Par Jab Baad Me Zor Zor Se Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri Tou Kamar Hi Toot Gayi. . . .
Kasam Khati Hoon,
Aaenda W-11 Ki Buso'n Me Kabhi Safar Nhi Karungi . . . ;->
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How Do U Express Two Words Wid Exactly Opposite Meaning In Sentence. . . . ? ?
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Happily Married. . . ;->
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Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Niche Dekh..
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Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Upar
Dekh...... ;->
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Is QADAR Teri Yad Me Rota Hun,
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Is QADAR Teri Yad Me Rota Hun,
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RAT Ko Hath Me Pakar K Sota Hun,
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Gande
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Tasweer Teri Or Kiya.
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Kothe PAr Police NE ChhApa MArA,
TamaAm Logon Ko LiNe ME KhArA KiyA,,,,
WaHan SE EK BuDdhi AurAt GuZri,,,
Us NE LiNe ME EK LaRki SE PoOchA"
YahAn KyA Ho RAhA HAi ???"
LaRki NE KAhA: "Aam BaNt RAhe HAin,,,"
Buddhi BHi LiNe ME LAg GAyi,,,
Jab US KA NuMbEr AYa TAu PoLice NE KAhA
"Amma AAp BHi ?? !!!"
AmMa: Muun ME DaAnt NAi TAu KyA HUa ChOos TAu SaKti HOon Na.... ;->
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Girls College K Bahar Chaat Wale Ko Larki Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Meri Chaat. .
Chaat Wala: Ek Minute . . .
Larki: Jaldi Se Chaat Period Start Hone Wala Hai. . ;->
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I Go In Hard....
Come Out Soft....
You Blow Me Hard.....
What Am I........???
A Chewing Gum.... ;->
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When I Go In I Might Cause Pain.......
I Cause U To Spit
&
Ask U Not To Swallow....
I Can Fill Ur Hole..... What Am I.........????
A Dentist.... ;->
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16 Saal
(.)=(.)
25 Saal
( . )=( . )
36 Saal
( . )=( . )
Kia Samjhe?
Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna
Zyada SMS Parhoge To Itna Bara Chashma Lagega!!!
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21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna.
7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti..
School Me Admission Krwaya.
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1 Larka, 1 Larki
AHA
Adhi Rat Ko
OHO
Jungle Me,
WAWAH
Jhari K Peche
OYE
Sab Se Chup K
UFF
Ek Dujey K Sath
HAWW
Aam Kha Rahe Thay
FITAY MU.
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AT 1st A Little Nibble-A Slow & Tempti Lick,I Suck & Munch My Liquid Lunch & Den I Swallow Quick!
CADBURYS CREAM EDD...HOW DO U EAT URS
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1-Ladki Kadkay K Paas Gai,Ladkay Ne Uolta Kia,Peechhay Se Khola,Aur....... Under Dala. Ladki Bohut Khush Thhi,Wo Pehli Baar Dalva Rahi Thhi.'Mobile Mai SIM CARD'>
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This Cat Is Cat A Cat Good Cat Way Cat To Cat Keep Cat A Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat For Cat 20 Cat Seconds Cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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Piss The Taking Is Someone That Realise U This Like Times At Its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
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Pls Remind Me 2 Remind U About Remindin Me To Send U Dis Reminder Oh Dat Reminds Me Can U Remind Me Wot The Reminder Was Ive Forgot!
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MEN-Opause MEN-Strual Pain MEN-Tal Illness GUY-Necologist HIS-Terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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Last Night I Wanted To Send U A Msg, But All I Could Write Was: "Noh Ss!W !". It Didn't Make Much Sense Until I Read It Upside Down...
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Im Not Under D Affluence Of Incohol As Some Tinkle Peep.Im Not Half As Thunk As U Drink.I Fool So Feelish And Da Drunker I Stand Here Da Longer I Get
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A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *Press Down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *Press Up*
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Wot Letters R Missin In H__RT? EA Or U? Pick EA & U Get A Heart!If U Pick U,U Will Get Hurt! I'd Pick U Coz It's Better To Get Hurt Than Have A Heart Without U!
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If U Notice This Notice You Will Notice That This Notice Is Not Worth Noticing!!!
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I Have The "I".I Have The "L".I Have The "O".I Have The "V".I Have The "E"... So Pls
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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere!
You Know Whose That Boy?
Stupid It?S Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty People Always Tink Dirty
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Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi
Jawab Meri Baat Ka
Deti Ho To Khara Ho Jata Hai
Rom Rom Jazbaat Ka
Kyun Kehte Ho Bar Bar Daloo
Baloo Mein Phool Ghulab Ka
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When I Take A Long Time To Finish, I Am Slow,
When My Boss Takes A Long Time, He Is Thorough
When I Don?T Do It, I Am Lazy,
When My Boss Does Not Do It, He Is Busy,
When I Do Something Without Being Told, I Am Trying To Be Smart,
When My Boss Does The Same, He Takes The Initiative,
When I Please My Boss, I Am Apple Polishing,
When My Boss Pleases His Boss, He Is Cooperating,
When I Make A Mistake, You?Re An Idiot.
When My Boss Makes A Mistake, He?S Only Human.
When I Am Out Of The Office, I Am Wondering Around.
When My Boss Is Out Of The Office, He?S On Business.
When I Am On A Day Off Sick, I Am Always Sick.
When My Boss Is A Day Off Sick, He Must Be Very Ill.
When I Apply For Leave, I Must Be Going For An Interview
When My Boss Applies For Leave, It?S Because He?S Overworked
When I Do Well, My Boss Never Remembers,
When I Do Wrong, He Never Forgets
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Kuch Log Thodi Der Karte Hain?.
Kuch Log 2-3 Dafa Karte Hain,
Aur Kuch Saari Raat Karte Rahate Hain,
Tab Jaakar Hota Hai?.
Unka?
Mobile Charge?!
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A Daughter Sends A Telegram To Her Father On Her
Clearing B.Ed Exams,Which The Father Receives As:?Father,
Your Daughter Has Been Successful In BED.?
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U Picked Me Up,U Took Me Home,U Put Ur Hands Around My
Waist,U Took Off My Top,Then U Put Ur Lips Om Mine. THANK GOD Im A
Bottle Of PEPSI.
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Judge-Y Did U Attack Tat Young Man? Old Lady- He Grabbed Me, Took My Clothes Off,
Threw Me On D Bed & Shouted APRIL FOOL!
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