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Wada Kro
Wada Kro
K Tum
Zindagi Ki
Har Cheez
Mujh Se
Share
Krogi
Wada Kro
Khushi
Gham
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak K
Apny Mobile Ka Balance Bhi
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Height Of Smartness..
Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !
Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
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Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms
Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak
Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To Himail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.
Height Of Having No Work:
U R Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
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Height Of Cowardice:
2 Persons Fighting Through Sms
Height Of Helplessmess:
Receiving No Sms For A Weak
Height Of TimePass:
A Person Snding Sms To HimSelf
Height Of Achievement:
A Person Snding Sms To A Girl Wanting To Become Frnds & Getting A Reply
Height Of Expectation:
Snding Pakistani Team An E-Mail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.
Height Of Having No Work:
U R Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->
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One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .
Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U R SAD
After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U R HAPPY . . . ;->
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How 2 Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutly Charming, Smart,Gud Luking, Cute, Funny, Truthful & An Xtremly Inteligent Kid?
Feel Free
2
Ask My Parents ;->
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Aaj Newspaper Me Padha Ki Doston Ko SMs Karne Se Dil Ki Bimari Ho Sakti Hai..!
To Aaj Se BAND!!!
Kya Sms?
Nahi Re!
NEWSPAPER
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Eq.1:
Study=Dont Fail
Eq.2:
Dont Study=Fail
Adding Eq 1&2
Study+Dont Study=Fail+Dont Fail
Taking Common
Study(1+Dont)=Fail(1+Dont)
Solution:
Study=Fail.
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ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA
B- BADA
H- HANDSOM
A- AUR
I- INTELLIGENT
Y- YAAR
A- APNA
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9/11; PAKISTAN Responsible
7/7; PAKISTAN Responsible
Mumbai Blast; PAKISTAN Responsible
Rise Of Taliban; PAKISTAN Responsible
N.Korea Nuclear Bomb; PAKISTAN Responsible
Conclusion: PAKISTAN Is The Most RESPONSIBLE Country!
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Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don't Mind Thier Own Business...???
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Ans:
1 => No M!ND
2 => No Business..... ;->
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Why Men Are Never Depressed....??
Men Are Just Happier Ppl.. Sum Reasons R Written Below..
Thier Last Name Stays Same
They Can Wear A White T-Shirt To A Water Park
They Don't Have To Think Which Way To Turn A Nut On A Bolt
Ppl Never Stare At Thier Chest When They R Talking To Them
1 Wallet, 1 Belt & 1 Pair Of Shoes ... 1 Color 4 All Season
A 5 Day Vacation Requires Only 1 Suitcase
They Can Open A Tight Jar
Thier Underwear Is Rs. 195 For A Three Pack
&
They Can B President But Cant B Pragnent :->
No Wonder Men R Happier
Snd Dis To D Women Who Can Handle It
& To Men Who WiLL Enjoy IT ;->
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!... I Hate You ...!
I Hate Ur Smile
I Hate Ur Laughs
I Hate Ur Kiss
I Hate Ur Hugs
BuT MOst Ov All,
I Hate That
I Don't
Hate You.../
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Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaar Sitaray Honge,
Or Apki Ankhon Me Hasin Nazare Honge,
Qayamat K Din Jb Apka Mobile Check Kia Jye Ga,
To Sab Se Ziada Sms Hamare Hon Ge.
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Dosti Cheez Nahi Hoti Jatanay Ki
Hamari Aadat Nai Doston Ko
Bhulanay Ki
Hum Is Liye Kam Sms Krtay Hain Apko
QK Kuchh Rishton Ko Nzar Lag Jati Hai Zamane Ki
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Life Is A Paradox - Wht U Want, You Don't Get (Love)Wht U Get U Don't Enjoy (Marriage)Wht U Enjoy Is Nt Permanent (Girlfriend)Wht Is Permanent Is Boring (Wife)
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I Bought A Car On Loan. I Didn't Pay The Dues, The Bank Took Away My Bike.
Had I Known This, I'd Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also.../
CHEERS... ;->
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A Reasent Studdi
Haz Shon..
Dat Peepal Hoo Aar Werry..
Gudd Lukeeng Aar
Werry..
Badd Att Spallings........
Vat Iz Yorr..
Opeeneun...??
;->
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ThOuGhT Ov ThE DaY....
"A MaRrIaGe Is SuCcEsSfU||
WhEn It WUd Be
BeTwEen
A B|?ND W?F3
&
A D3aF HuSbAnD...." ;->
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A Person Who Surrenders When He's WRONG, Is HONEST.
A Person Who SURRENDERS When Not SURE, Is WISE.
A Person Who Surrenders Even If He's RITE, Is A HUSBAND ;->
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Wafadar Hai Ham Wafa Karenge
Jan Mango Fida Karenge
Dil Mango Nikal Kar Hath Par Rakhenge
Sirf 100 Ka Balance Share Ya Card Bhejo Namazi Log Hai Dua Karenge ;->
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Jaane Kyon Log Flurt Karte Hain Jaane Kyon Woh Affairs Chalate Hain Jaane Kyon.... Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Affairs Bin Jeene Main Rakha Kya Hai Affair Jiska Nahi Woh Tanha Hai Affair 100 Rang Lekar Ata Hai Affair Hi Zindagi Sajaata Hai Log Chup-Chupkar Affair Chalate Hain Aur Sabke Samne Frnds Ban Jate Hain Jaane Kyon. Jaane Kyon Affair Best Frnds Main Ladai Karata Hai Affair Main Banda Pagal Ho Jarta Hai Affair Na Chahte Hue Bhi Chal Jata Hai Affair Bahut Badnami Karata Hai Akhir Main Har Ladai Ka Base Ban Jata Hai Jaane Kyon .Jaane Kyon Jaanekyon Lekin Kabhi Kabhi Ye Payar Main Convert Ho Jata Hai
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Dhoka Mila Jab Bhi Pyar Mein,
Zindgi Mein Udasi Chaa Gayee..
Socha Tha Chhor Den Gay Is Raah Ko,
Kambakht Phir 1 New Number Se Miss Call Aa Gayi...!
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Teacher:Sach Aur Veham Mai Kya Fark Hai?
Stud:Aap Jo Hum Ko Pahra Rahy Hain Wo Sach Hai Lekin Hum Parh Rahy Hain Ye Apka Veham Hai:-)
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There Is A Saying
"If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People."
Seriously,
I Have No Objection,
You Can Walk With Me!
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Doctor's Prescription 4 U. A Cute Little Smile 4 Breakfast. More Laughs 4 Lunch. Lots Of Happiness For Dinner. Doctor's Fee? An Sms When U R Free.
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For There Is A Certain Someone Who Makes The Grey Sky Blue, I'm Glad To Say That One Is You.
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UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS
UR SMILE IS ANALGESIC
UR LOOK IS ANTIFLAMATORY
UR PRESENCE IS ANTISEPTIC
DATS WHY UR MY FAVOURITE DRUG....!! I M ADDICTED 2 UR FRIENDSHIP.....!!
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Chale Gaye Ho Dur Kuch Pal Ke Liye,
Dur Rehkar Bhi Karib Ho Har Pal Ke Liye,
Kaise Yaad Na Aaye Aapki Ek Pal Ke Liye,
Jab Dil Me Ho Aap Harpal Ke Liye.......
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Smile A While And While You Smile, Smile Another Smile And Soon There Will Be Miles And Miles Of Smile Just Because You Smiled, I Wish Your Day Is Full Of SMILE.
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Gareeb Log Peso Ki Bat Karte Hey,
Bare Log Time Ki Bat Karte Hey,
Khubsurat Log Bat Nahi Karte Sms Karte Hey
Jese
Aap
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Sallamz Frndz..
Ajj Main App Ki Saath Aik Bohat Achi Ufone Ki Tip Shaer Kerni Jaa Rahi Hon...
Umeed Hai Apko Pasand Ayi Gye...
Woh Tip Free Voice Mail Ki Hai...
Apko Apna Voice Mail Number 1120 Kerna Hai..
Phir Jiss Number Per Voic Mail Kerni Hai Usski Surroh
Main +92 Lagana Hai..
Agar Smaj Main Na Aye Then U Can Sms Me...At 0332-5997686
I Cant Use Orkut So Much..
2nd Tip
Mere Passs Aik Ase Contry Ka Code Hai Kii Jiss Ko Agr
App Apni Mobile Ki Msg Center Main Laga Den Gye
To Ufone Si Appki SMS All Over The World Theek Jayen Gy
Woh Code Hai.....??? Uss Code Ki Liye Apko Mujy Sms Kerna Ho Ga
As I Cants Share It Here
Its Working On My Mobile
Main Net Kaam Use Kerti Hon...
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Make Your Life A House Your Heart Can Live In. With A Door That Is Open To Receive Friends. And A Garden Full Of Memories ? Of Many Good Things.
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Jo Khu$H? Tumh?Re Q?R??B H? W? $?D? Tumh?N N?Seeb Ho, Tujhe W? Kh?L??S Mile K J? Ter? Zindag? Pr Muh??T H?, Jo M?Yaar Tujhk? P?Snd Ho Jo Tumh?Re Dil Ki Umang Ho, Teri Zindagi Jo T?Lab Kre Tere Hms?Far Ka Wo Rung H?, Jo Khy?L Dil M?N A$Eer H? Aur Du? M?N Bhi Ta$Eer Ho, Tere H?Th Uthte Hi Khud? Kr? Tere Samn? T?Beer H?, Tujhe W? J?H?N Mile Jidhar Gh?Mun Ka N? Guzar H?, Jidh?R R?$Hn? H? Khulo?S Ki Aur N?Fr?T?N K? Kh?Br N? H?.. Aamin:-)
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**Palat K Daikha Tha Uss Nay Jis Tarha Say Mujhy**
**Main Agar Dil Pay Hath Na Rakhta Tu Dil Nikal Jata**
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Vele = Lazy (Vele Is A Punjabi Word)
• U R My Sweet SONA, I Don't Want U KHONA, I Want A Place In Yr Heart's KONA, Otherwise I'll Start RONA, Atleast Gud Morning To KAR LONA.......
• Is Duniya Main 3 Tarha Ke Log Khushnaseeb Hotye Hai 1 Jinhye Sucha Piyar Milta Hai 2 Jinhye Acha Friend Milta Hai 3 Jinhye Mera Sms Bar Bar Milta Hai
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One Wish
A Man Was Walking Along The Beach And Found A Bottle. When He Opened It A Genie Appeared. The Genie Said, "For Your Kindness I Will Grant You One Wish, But Only One." The Man Thought For A Minute And Said, "I Have Always Wanted To Go To Hawaii But Have Never Been Able To Because I'm Afraid Of Flying And Ships Make Me Claustrophobic And Ill.
So I Wish For A Road To Be Built From Here To Hawaii." The Genie Thought For A Few Minutes And Said, "No, I Don't Think I Can Do That. Just Think Of All The Pavement That Would Be Needed, The Ecology That Would Be Disturbed.
*Some Line Is In Next Messenge*
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One Blode To Another............ Have You Ever Read Shakespeare? No ,Who Wrote It ?
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Saaans Tak B Nahi Lety Tumhy Sooochty Waqt,
Hum Ny Es Kaaam Ko B Kal Pe Utta Rakha Hy,
Rooothy Hooo Tu Kuch Aur Hanseen Lagy Hooo,
Hum Ny Ye Soooch K Hi Tum Ko Khafa Rakha Hy.
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U May MeEt PpL BeTta DeN Me,
FuNnieR DeN ME,
MoRe LoVely DeN Me,
BuT ThiNg I CaN SaY To U,
I WiLL AlwAys Be HeRe WheN DeY ALL LeAve U..
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