Cool SMS 3
This Poem, Written By An African Child Was Nominated For The Best Poem Of 2005.
Colour
When I Born, I Black;
When I Grow Up I Black;
When I Go In Sun I Black;
When I Scared, I Black;
When I Sick, I Black;
And When I Die, I Still Black;
And Ü White Fellows;
When U Born, U Pink;
When U Grow Up, U White;
When U Go In Sun, U Red;
When U Cold, U Blue;
When U Scared, U Yellow;
When U Sick, U Green;
When U Die, U Grey;
And U Call Me Coloured?
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CraZy ThOuGhT
There IS A DiFFeReNcE OF OnE LeTTeR IN ThE SpELLiNgS OF NeW ELeCTeD AMeRiCaN PrEsiDeNT N WoRLd's MoST WaNTeD TeRRoRiST . . .
> OBAMA
> OSAMA
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A Face Can Speak 1000 Emotions But It Can Easily Mask What The Heart Truly Feels, Don't Be Fooled By The Happiest Face.It May Be Masking The Most Hurting Heart.
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An Old Farmer Livd On His Farm.He Wrote To His Innocent Son In Prison,
"This Year I Wont B Able To Plant Potatoes Coz I Cant Dig The Ground.I Know If U Were Here U Wud Help Me."
The Son Replied,"U Idiot, Dont Dig The Ground.Thats Where I Buried The Guns"
The Next Day,The Ground Was Dug By Police Lookin 4 Guns But Nothing Was Found. The Son Wrote Again,
"Plant Ur Potatoes Dad,Its The Best I Cud Do From Here"
Moral:
WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY
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=.Best Moments In Life.=
-2 Laugh Until It Hurts Ur Stomach
-2 Clear Ur Last Exam
-2 Recve A Call 4m Some1, U Dnt C A Lot, Bt U Wana
-2 Hear Acidntly Dat Somebody Said Somethng Gud Of U
-2 Wake Up & Realize Its Stil Posible 2 Sleep A Couple Of Hrs
-2 Hear A Song Dat Makes U Remembr Gud Tyms
-2 Pass A While Wid Ur Bst Frndz
-2 C An Old Frnd Agn & 2 Feel Thngz Havn't Chngd
I Hope Dat I Bring Abt D Remembrnce Of All Those Cherishable Memories
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If People Never Did Silly Things,Nothing Intelligent Would Ever Get Done.
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I Don't Cheat,
I Just Change The Rules!
I Always Want To Rise Up,
But Gravity Brings Me Down!
GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
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Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
R U Free?
If Yes..
Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,
Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga
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The 3 Dreams Of Man:
1-To B As Handsom As His Mothr Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Girlfrends As His Wife Believs He Has
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A¡Sa K¡A Ha¡ Jo PaK¡StAn Aur India Main Boht AaM Ha¡?
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We May Nt B Eligible 4 Oscars Or Grammys,
?Ut We Are Eligible 4 Life's Precious Moment
A ?Ig Hug, A Quiet Evening Walk Wd A Frnd, Stdyng Late Nite, Watchng The Rain, Sipping Hot Coffee, A Gud Day At Colage, Parents Luv, Nice Long Chat Wid A Loved One, 2 C A Beautiful Girl/Hot Guy Smile At Us 4 No Reason & A Simple Msg 4m A Random Friend
TREASURE THESE MOMENTS 4 A LIFE TIME
We May Not Get These Back,
Enjoy!!:):)
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Mubarkan Hon G Mubarkan
Balle Balle
Chak De Phatte
Aha Aha
Ooho Ooho
Duzzz..
Duzzz.
Bishken....Bishken
Kiun-K..
Aj -Asi- Tuwano Fer Msg Kr Ditta,
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It's Amazingly Amazing That
The Amount Of News That Happens In The Country & Rest Of The World Everyday
Alwayz Just Exactly Fits The News Paper ... :D ;->
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S0mEt!MEs,
WhEn ! SAy "!'M F!NE."
! WAnT S0mEoNe To Lo0k ME
!N ThE EYeS & SAy,
"TeLl Me ThE TRuTh."
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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
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WHAT'S CELEBRATION?
Ce|EbrAtion Meanz
4 Frndz
?AHar ?Arsat
& 4 Glasses Of PEpsi.
Ce|EbrAtion Meanz
100 BUcks Of Petrol
A RUsty Old ?Ike
& Open Road.
Ce|EbrAtiOn Meanz
Maggi Noodles
A HostEl Room
& 4:25 A.M.
Celebration Meanz
3 Old Frndz
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee MUgz
& Msn Messenger.
Ce|EbrAtiOn Meanz
YOU & MOM
A SUmmer NIght
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil
& Head Massag
It's NOt ThE Money But ThE TimE You SpEnd WId YOur LOvEd OnEs...
Keep In ToUch !
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... Money Talks ...
I Don't Deny ...
I Heard It ...
When I Took It Out From Pocket ...
It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
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I May Nt B Ur PEPSI, Choice Of New Generation
I May Nt B Ur COKE, Only D Real Thing
Or Ur NIDO, World's No.1 But
I Can B Ur REXONA, I Won't Let U Down 4 Sure (:
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I Like Long Walks ...
Especially
When They Are Taken
By People
Who Annoy ME ... ;->
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A
SINCERE
PRAY!
TO
GOD
O! GOD I DO NOT ASK A THING FOR ME
I Want Somethn 4 My Mother
JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LUKIN
DAUGHTER_IN_LAW!
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AAJ
MERE
MOBILE
KA
BIRTHDAY
HAI.
AAP
CHAHE
TO
GIFT
SAMAJKAR
ISME
100 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO.
ALLAH
NE
CHAHA
TO
AGLE
MAHINE
PHIR BIRTHDAY
MANAYENGE..:-)
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The Best Environment Day Slogan?
?Save Earth,
This Is The Only
Planet With Girls !:-)
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Always REMEMBER To 4GET Those Things That Make U Sad
But Nvr FORGET To REMEMBER Those Things That Make U Glad. :)
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Tension Happens In Brain And Love Is Felt In Heart. Then Why Do People Get Heart Attack When They Are Tensed And Why People Get Mad When They Are In Love.
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Dis Is A Warning To All Those People Who Don't Smoke Or Drink. One Day, You'll Lose All Ur Friends, They Will All Die & You'll Be Left Alone. So, Start Smoking.
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|.. LoVeLy ThOuGht ..|
Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say.. But The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To.. ;->
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Jo Pyar Ke Rishte Hum Banate He, Uselogo Se Kyo Chupate Hain,Kya Gunah Hota Hai Kisi Ko Pyar Karna. Agar Gunah Hai To Bachpan Se Sab Pyar Karna Kyo Sikhate He.
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Maths Magic:
Ur Cell Nmbr's
Last Digit X 2
+ 5
X 50
+ Ur AGE
+ 365
&
- 615.
The Last
2 No. Is
Ur Age &
1st No. Is
Ur Cell's Last No
JUST TRY IT!
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If I Ever Rude To U
If Ever I Was Angry Wid U
If Ever I Mis-Behaved Wid U
Than Don't Hesitate
Just SLAP UrSelf..
Ghalti Tumhari He Hogi . . . . ;->
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Kya Hua?
Tum Ne Miss Call Kyun Di Thi?
Agar Aap Ki Miss Call Ati To Me Yehi Msg Krta.
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Lab-Pe-Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamna Meri Zindagi
Ek LOVER Ki Sorat Ho Khudaya Meri
IMPRESS Mujhse Her Ek Larki Ho Jaye
Meri Ek Nazar Pe Dil Apna Woh De Jaye
Ho Meri JiN Se Yunhi Meray Badan Ki Zeenat
Jis Tarhaan MAKEUP Se Hoti Hai Husin Ki Zeenat
Ho Mera Kaam School,College K Bahar Shararat Karna
Her HASEEN Larki Ki Maa Se Bhi Mohabbat Karna
Meray ALLAH Parhai Se Bachna Mujhko
ISHQ KI JO RAAH HO USI RAAH PE CHALANA MUJHKO.
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A Thing Of Suspece N Beauty Has Joy 4ever
Our Life Is What Our Thought Make If
To Ask 4 Frenzship Is 2 Risk Not Being Accept In Return
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Heartbeat Are Countless
Spirits Are Ageless
Dreams Are Endless
Memories Are Timeless
And Friend Like U Are Useless
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.
.
.
Oops
Priceless
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Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi
Jawab Meri Baat Ka
Deti Ho To Khara Ho Jata Hai
Rom Rom Jazbaat Ka
Kyun Kehte Ho Bar Bar Daloo
Baloo Mein Phool Ghulab Ka
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Height Of Fashion?
-Dhotee With Zip
Height Of Secrecy?
-Blank Visiting Card
Height Of Stupidity?
-Looking Through A Keyhole Of A Glass Door
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