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Today Tommorow N Forever There Vll B 1 Heart That Beats 4 U,U Know Whose

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Ur Own Stupid

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Tujhe Kiya Batawon Mere Humnashin Teri Yaad Ne Kiya Sitam Kiya?

Kabhi Khalwaton Mein Rula Diya, Kabhi Mehfilon Mein Hansa Diya,,,

Kabhi Yoon Bhi Hua Teri Yaad Mein Ke Namaz Meri Qazah Huee,,,

Teri Arzoo Ne Kabhi Mujhe Mere Paak Rab Se Milla Diya.............

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I LIKE U ITNA.

U LIKE ME JITNA.

I LIKE U TAB SAY.

U LIKE ME JAB SAY.

I LIKE U TAB TAK.

U LIKE ME JAB TAK.

U LIKE ME JANAY KAB TAK.

BUT

I LIKE U MARTAY DAM TAK.

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Flirt Messages Most Beautiful... If God Would Have Created Something More Beautiful Than You He Would Have Kept It To Himself. Maths ... During Maths I Was Thinking Of You But I Cannot Calculate How Much I Love You!! Can U See Me? Can You See Me? No? Turn Around, Can You See Me Now? No? Turn Again, Can You See Me Now? I Can See You Because You Have A Special Place In My Heart! In Love .. You Can Fall From A Mountain,You Can Fall From A Tree,But The Best Way To Fall,Is To Fall In Love With Me I Found You ... When The Night Comes, Look At The Sky. If You See A Falling Star, Don't Wonder Why,Just Make A Wish. Trust Me It Will Come True,'Cause I Did It And I Found You. One For Me!!

You're Eyes Are Soft En Tender,As Sweet As They Can Be.There's One Thing You Must Remember, You Are The One For Me!!!

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Falling In Luv Iz Sweet Ambition. Finding True Luv Iz A Life Time Mission. Take My Wordz,Follow Da Pakistani Tradition N Marry Ur Dads UGLY Decision......

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If U Are A Chocolate You Are The SWEETEST, If U Are A Teddy Bear You Are The Most HUGGABLE, If U Are A Star You Are The BRIGHTEST, And Since You Are My Friend...U R THE BEST !!!

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Good FRIENDS Are Hard To Find, Harder To Leave,And Impossible To Forget.

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When The Time Comes For You To Give Your Heart To Someone Make Sure That U Select Spmeone Who Will Never Break Your Heart Coz Broken Hearts Have No Spare Part

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One Day Love And Friendship Met. Love Asked-When I Already Exist Why Are You Here? Friendship Replied "To Make Faces Smile When U Leave The Tears!!!" Friendship Is The Best Thing In The World As There Is No Scope For Tears If Your Friend Is Good

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When Nights Are Long & Friends Are Few, I Sit By My Window & Think Of U. A Silent Whisper A Silent Tear. With All My Heart I Wish You Were Here

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A Good Friend Is Like A Computer He ENTERS In Your Life SAVE Himself In Your Heart,FORMATS All Your Troubles And Never DELETE You From His Heart.

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Sending U 1000 Smiles Take 1 4now And Keep The Remaining 999 Under Ur Pillow . Pick Out 1 Every Tym U Think Over Me Bcoz I Wanna C U Smiling Always.

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I Asked God For A Flower

He Give Me A Garden

I Asked For A Tree

He Give Me A Forest

I Asked 4 A River

He Give Me Ocean

When

I Asked For A Friend

He Give Me You

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Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De, Tarap Raha Hu Ab Aur Na Intzaar De

Apni Awaaz Nahi Sunani To Mat Suna, Kam Se Kam 1 Missed Call Hee Maar De .

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If 2day Is World STEALING DAY Wat Wud U Steal Frm Me??? Reply Is A Must!!! Send Dis 2 Ur Frnds, U'll Get Surprising Answers....Ans Me First!!! Plz....

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Kbi Kisi Ko Inta Yaad Mat Karo K Phir Bhoola Na Sako, Kbi Kisi Ko Inta Pyar Na Karo K Phir Nafraat Na Kar Sako, Kbi Kisi Ko Apne Itne Karib Na Hone Do K Phir Aone Se Duur Na Kar Sako.

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HANSOO.....

HANSOOO....

OR HANSOO...

TARI MAA KI SHADI HAY JO HANS RAHE HOO..

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One Day I Saw Ur Duplicate

I Sware It Was U

I Even Cal Ur Name But U Didn't Heard N U Keep Eating Banana And Swung On The Tree

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When U Feel Lonely, Press ____ (0333).

If U Miss Me, Press __ (584),

Want A Smile, Press __ (288),

Need Encouragement, Press __ (9),

Press Them All Together And U Can Hear Me!

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In Sky You Can Dug A Hole

You Can Invent A White Coal

You Can Use Sun For A Goal

You Can Count Stars As Whole

But

You Can't Imagine My Feelings

When Your Sms Knock My Soul.

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Mukhaalaf-E-Waqt Aur Har Badgumaan Ko Rok Rakha Hai

Har Aik Haasid Ki Zehreeli Zubaan Ko Rok Rakha Hai

Utarti He Nahin Is Liye Mujh Par Koi Aafat

Meri Maan(Mother) Ki Dua Ne Aasmaan Ko Rok Rakha Hai

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If U Find A Frnd Better Or Sweeter Than Me,

GO Ahead I WOnt StOp U,

But When That PersOn Leaves U,

LOok Behind &Amp; I'll Be There,

Ready TO Slap U N Ask,

&Quot;HO Gayi Tasalli&Quot;

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A Perfect Gift 4 U

Absolutely No Cost

No Batteries Required

Non-Taxable

Silent Performance

Extremely Personal

Fully Returnable

It's A

SMILE 4 U

:-)

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Yesterday

My Mobile Had An Accident

With Motorolla

Admitted In

LG Hospital, Sony Avenue SAMSUNG Center

Dr. Nokia Says

Matter Is Serious

SMS Needed Now

Plz Donate Sms

As Soon As Possible

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U R My Sweet Sonu, To Kya

Krun Nachun,

Ok !@#$%^^&Amp;*&Amp;*(()(**&Amp;^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$%%^^&Amp;&Amp;**

(*((((*&Amp;&Amp;^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab Hush Ho....

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Taras Gaye Hain Hum Aapke Paas Aane Ke Liye, Dil-O-Jaan Mitadein Tujse Dosti Nibhane Ke Liye, Hum Yeh SMS Kar Rahe Hain, Apni Yaad Dilane Ke Liye

Kabristhan Ke Cahaukidar Ke Kabar Pe Baite Hue Kutte Ki Gale Ke Pat Mein Chupe Hue Virus Ki Sar Ke Baal Ke Andar Ki Bacteria Ki Kasam Tusse!!! Great !!! Ho!!!!!!!

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Life Is A Book,

V All Read It

Luv Is Blessing,

V All Need It

Always B Happy

Always Hav Asmile

Remember In This World

V R Just 4 A While

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Raat Ko Raat Ka Tohfa Nahin Detay

Dil Ko Jazbaat Ka Tohfa Nahin Detay

Denay Ko Tumhain Chaand Bhi Detay Magar

Chaand Ko Chaand Ka Tohfa Nahin Detay

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Some Friends Derseve To Be Thrown,

Some Are Good To Be Kept,

Some Are To Be Treasured Forever,

And I Think You Are One To Be Thrown

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In The Treasure Box To Be Kept Forever!

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Hi, Thinking About Me?

So SWEET!!!

Yeah, I'm Doing The Same

Thinking

About

ME!

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D Se Dosti

D Se Dushmani

D Se Dard

D Se Dharkan

Magar

D Se Itne Dur Na Ho Jana Ke

D Se Dekh Bhi Na Sakain Tum Ko

Samjhay?

D Se Dear!

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Saw My Msg?

No??

Now??

Can U??

Still Cant?

Coz No Words Can X-Press How Special U R:)

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Some One Asked Me To Describe You In Two Words. He Expected Me To Answer The Word &Quot;The Best&Quot;

But I Didn't Answer That.

I Simply Smiled And Said &Quot;NO COMPARISON&Quot;

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U Look Sweet When U Read My Sms, U Look Sweeter When U Read My Sms N Smile, N U Look Sweetest When U Read, Smile N Reply To, My Sms. So Try To Look Sweetest

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Dard Se Dosti Ho Gayi Yaaroo

Zindagi Bedard Ho Gayi Yaaroo

Kya Huwa Jo Jal Gaya Aashiyana Hamara

Door Tak Roshni To Ho Gayi Yaaroo

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I Think U R Very Careless!

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U Cum N Leave Things Behind

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See Now Wot U Hav Left!

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U Just Came In My Mind N Left A....

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SMILE On My Face

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SAB KUCH BADALTAY DEKHA HAY

AASMAN KO DHALTAY DEKHA HAY

TUM SOORAJ KI BAAT KERTAY HO

HUM NAY CHAND JALTAY DEKHA HAY

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Ankho Me Aansuo Ko Ubhar Ne Na Diya,

Mitti Ke Motiyo Ko Bikhar Ne Na Diya,

Jis Raah Pe Pade The Tere Kadamo Ke Nishan,

Us Raah Se Kisi Ko Gujar Ne Na Diya

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MAIN ITNA QAREEB AANAA CHAHTA HOON

TERE ROOH MAIN SAMAANA CHAHTA HOON

TAMAAM FASLAY HON JAHAN KHATEM

US SAY AAGAY JANA CHAHTA HOON

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Khayalo Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai,

Nighao Ko Kisi Surat Ki Pyas Hoti Hai,

Tere Bin Kisi Cheez Ki Kami To Nahi,

Magar Tere SMS Bin Tabiyat Udas Rahati Hai

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