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Syasat Dano Ne Awam Ki Muhabat Ka Kesa Sila Dya,
Itni Mehangai Ki K Haston Ko Rula Dya,
Socha Tha K Shyd Salary Barhaengi,
Salary To Barhai Nhi GHANTA Barha Dya
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Do Parties K Politician Behas ME Masroof Thay,
Dono Ne Ek Dosray Ko Qa-El Krnay Ki Nakam Kosish Ki Phir Ilzamat Per Utar Aaye,
1st Politician:I KNOW, Tum KiS K Isharay Per Nachtay Ho?
2nd Politician:IDIOT!Saysi Guftago Me MERi B.V KO KyUn Include Krtay Ho?
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PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan . . . ;->
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Yeh Teri Aankhein Jhuki-Jhuki Si,
Yeh Tera Chehra Khila-Khila Sa,
Jab Tere Chehre Par Haath Fera ,
Aadha Kilo Fair & Lovely Mila?
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??"Dream L?Nd Sacratch Card"??

"Gr?Nd PR?ZE"


American Visa+Green Card
4 Whol? Family.

"BUMPER PrIZE"


Aatay Ki 100 Boriaan Bilkul Muft.


"SUPERB PrIZE"


GOVeRNmENT Department Me Job.

"4RTH PRIZE"


400 Litr Petrol Free


"5TH PRIZE"


24 Hrs Light Suply Till Loadsheding.


Hurry Up. . .

Note:
U Can Purchase
"Scratch Cardz"
Frm All Those Branches Where
"RASHAN CARDS"
Are Available.
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Hum To Assambly Tootne Ka Sun Rahe The FARAZ

Musharraf To Resign De Kar Chala Gaya
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The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called


"The Politician"


It's Two Steps Forward,


One Step Backward


And Then


A Sidestep ;-> :
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Politicians Are The Same All Over. They Promise To Build A Bridge Even Where There's No River.

Nikita Khrushchev
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"The Best Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Love And Who Love You, Who Invoke God's Blessings Upon You And You Invoke His Blessings Upon Them, And The Worst Of Your Rulers Are Those Whom You Hate And Who Hate You And Whom You Curse And Who Curse You"
Muslim
(We Can See In Which Category Our Leaders Fall)
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AdaLat MAi KUcH PoLiTiCaL QAiDi THAy JiN KO BGaIr WAjA K PAkRa HUa THa..
SaB ARaM SE BEtHy THAy K SHoR PEdA HUa AUr AnGrAiZ JUdGe AayA..
TaMaM KHaRe HO GAyE BUt 1 BA-ROuB ShAKs KUrSi Pe BEtHa RAhA..
JudgE NE GUsE SE US SE KUrSi CHeN'nE KA ORdEr DIA.
UnHu NE KhUd KUrSi UtHA K PHeNk DI AUr ZAmEeN PE BEtH GAyE AUr KAhA:
"KurSi ChEn'ne WaLe ZaLiM,KyA ALLAH Ki ZAmEeN B ChEn Lo GAy"
JUdGe WAs V MucH SUrpRisEd...
YeH AZeEm SHaKs "MOLANA MUHAMMAD ALI JOHAR" THy..
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Sardar Manmohan Singh?S

Next Election Agenda:

1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.

2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.

3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega
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Bil Aakhir..?
MUHTARMA Ne Marne K Baad Doctor Ki Degree

?MBBS?

Hasil Kar Hi Li

?MBBS?
Means,

MUHTARMA
BENAZEER
BHUTTO
SHAHEED
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Yeh Bhazi Khoon Ki Bhazi Hai
Yeh Bhazi Tum Hi Haro Ga
Har Ghar Se Bhutto Nikla Ga
Tum Kitna Bhutto Maro Ga

Jiye PPP
Jiye BHUTTO
Jiye BENAZIR
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Asif Zardari Aur Nawaz Sharif Kee Dosti Aaj Kal K Pyar Kee Tarha Hai,
Naheen Mantey,
Proof: ?Jab Larki Flirt Karney K Liye Kehti Hai?I Love You? To Larkey Ko Lagta Hai K Jaisay Uss Nein Kya Kar Diya Hai, Halankey Haqeeqat Mein Kuch B Naheen Hota?

Issi Tarha Jab Zardari Muskura Detein Hein To Nawaz Samjhtey Hein K Maumla Suljh Ghaya Halankey Hota Kuch B Nahee
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Aetzaz Ahsan Found A Jin ?

Jin : Kia Hukm Hy Mere Aaqa ???

Aetzaz : Foran Judges Ko Bahaal Kerwao ? !!!

Jin : Aaqa Hukm Do , Chawalian Na Maro ? ;->
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*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! Born In
1953 =1,9,5,3 ?G9??

She Has Died In ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7=?H9??

Total Period From 1953 To 2007 Is
54 Years=5 +4 =?H9??

1st Suicidal Attack On Her ,!
18 Oct. = 1+8 =?H9??

2nd Suicidal Attack On Her In Which She Died
27 Dec. = 2+7 =?H9?? .:)-
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Tmhara Farz Hai Dalna
Tmhra Haq Hai Dalna

Acha Lge To Dalo
Bhrosa Hoto Dalo

Jaha Mrzi Dalo
Jsko Mrzi Dalo

0rat Ko Dalo
Ya Mrd Ko Dalo

Pr Dlo Zrur Apna

VOTE
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BENAZIR BHUTTO
B=Brave
E=Efficient
N=Noble
A=Able
Z=Zealious
I=Intelligent
R=Reliable

B=Bounteous
H=Honorable
U=Unique
T=Tolerant
T=Telented
O=Oriental
Great Loss For
P=Oor
P=Eoples Of
P=Akistan.
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Dil Main He Mere Dard-E-Bhutto

?Dard-E-Bhutto?
?Dard-E-Bhutto?
Wo Hasina Wo Nilam Pari,,
Hui Thi Wo Election Main Khari,,
Na Jane Kahan Se Goli Chal Pari,,
Hamare Lia Ho Gayi Mushkil Khari,,
Dil Main Hay Mere
??Dard-E-Bhutto?"
??Dard-E-Bhutto?"
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Naya Saal Hum Manaye?N Kaise ?

Wo Khushiya?N Wo Dil Laye?N Kaise ?

Kuch Sapne Aise Hain Jin Ki Tabeer Na Milegi

Naye Saal Me Hum Ko Benazir Na Milegi? :-< ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some Men Change Their Party For The Sake Of Their Principles; Others Their Principles For The Sake Of Their Party. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Politics Is The Gentle Art Of Getting Votes From The Poor And Campaign Funds From The Rich, By Promising To Protect Each From The Other. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Those Who Are Too Smart To Engage In Politics Are Punished By Being Governed By Those Who Are Dumber. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Order To Become The Master, The Politician Poses As The Servant ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Politics, It Seems To Me, For Years, Or All Too Long, Has Been Concerned With Right Or Left Instead Of Right Or Wrong. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good Leaders Are Like Baseball Umpires; They Go Practically Unnoticed When Doing Their Jobs Right. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Good Leader Is A Person Who Takes A Little More Than His Share Of The Blame And A Little Less Than His Share Of The Credit ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Government Is Like A Baby. An Alimentary Canal With A Big Appetite At One End And No Sense Of Responsibility At The Other. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Patriot Must Always Be Ready To Defend His Country Against His Government. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Don?T Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Politics, Your Enemies Can?T Hurt You, But Your Friends Will Kill You ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Among Politicians The Esteem Of Religion Is Profitable; The Principles Of It Are Troublesome. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nearly All Men Can Stand Adversity, But If You Want To Test A Man?S Character, Give Him Power ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Whether It Exists Or Not, Diagnosing It Incorrectly, And Applying The Wrong Remedy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That?S Out Always Looks The Best ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honesty In Politics Is Much Like Oxygen. The Higher Up You Go, The Scarcer It Becomes. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Word ‘Politics’ Is Derived From The Word ‘Poly’, Meaning ‘Many’, And The Word ‘Tics’, Meaning ‘Blood Sucking Parasites’. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Politics, It Seems To Me, For Years, Or All Too Long, Has Been Concerned With Right Or Left Instead Of Right Or Wrong. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aik Tha Azam, Jes Se Nekla Qaid-E-Azam, Qaid-E-Azam Ne Khaya Paan, Jes Se Nekla Pakistan, Pakistan Ki Gali Gali, Jes Se Nekla Liqat Ali, Liqat Ali K Barhey Baal, Jes Se Nekla Alama Iqbal, Alama Iqbal Ne Kaha Kaha Haq, Jes Se Nekla Zia-Ul-Haq, Zia-Ul-Haq Ko Lagi Kansi, Jes Se Lagi Bato Ko Phaansi, Bato Ne Khai Keer, Jes Se Nekli Benazir, Benazir Ne Ki Tarif, Jes Se Nekla Nawaz Sharif, Nawaz Sharif Ne Khaya Aam, Jes Se Nekla Musharaf Khan, Har Kisi Ki Aik Zabaan, Ab Rahe Ga Musharaf Khan...... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lates New! Ch.Parveez Ellhai.... Nay Abhi Abhi Ellan Kia Hia Hia K Aaj Se Pora Panjab 500 Ruppy Per Month ... . . . . . . Mujhay Day Ga Parveez Ellhai Ka Khawab Lot Loo Pora Panjab... ;->
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Can You Guess, Whats The Ring Tone Of Osama.?



Urdu Song..
No



English Music..
No Ways..





Its.. Main Yahan Hoon, Yahan Hoon Yahan Hoon Yahaan.. ;->
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It Was Asked In A Paper
What Is POLiTiCS 4?

A Student Answered IT
POLiTiCS Is A Combination Of
POLI = Many
&
TiCS = BLoodSucKers
Baqi Aap Khud Samajhdar Ho ;->
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Breaking Newz!
(Islamabad)
Sadr-E-Pakistan Parveez Musharraf Khudkash Hamley Mei Halaak






Honay Walon Ko 5,5 Laakh Ka Cheque Dengay.
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Jo Nishane Pe Lag Jaye Usey "TEER"Kehte Hain>---->Jo Dil Me Utar Jaye Usey "TASVEER" Kehte Hain,Mil Jai Jo Sacha Rahnuma To Usey Jamhuriat Ki "Taqdir" Kehte Hain,Or Jo Bomb Se Bhi Na Maray Usay "BENAZIR" Kehte Hain :-)

Geo "BENAZIR"
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President Bush N Musharaf Flying In A Plan .
Bush Said:if I Drop A Billion Dollar Here I Wl Make A Million People Happy
Musharaf Said:if I Drop My Uniform I Wl Make My Whole Country Happy

The Captain Of Plan Said:if I Drop This Plan I Wl Make The Whole World Happy
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Good Leaders Are Like Baseball Umpires; They Go Practically Unnoticed When Doing Their Jobs Right.
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A Good Leader Is A Person Who Takes A Little More Than His Share Of The Blame And A Little Less Than His Share Of The Credit.
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Government Is Like A Baby. An Alimentary Canal With A Big Appetite At One End And No Sense Of Responsibility At The Other.
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A Patriot Must Always Be Ready To Defend His Country Against His Government.
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I Don"T Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.
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In Politics, Your Enemies Can"T Hurt You, But Your Friends Will Kill You.
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Among Politicians The Esteem Of Religion Is Profitable; The Principles Of It Are Troublesome.
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Nearly All Men Can Stand Adversity, But If You Want To Test A Man"S Character, Give Him Power.
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Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Whether It Exists Or Not, Diagnosing It Incorrectly, And Applying The Wrong Remedy.
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The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That"S Out Always Looks The Best.
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The Flood Of Money That Gushes Into Politics Today Is A Pollution Of Democracy.
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Hell, I Never Vote For Anybody, I Always Vote Against.
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Politics, It Seems To Me, For Years, Or All Too Long, Has Been Concerned With Right Or Left Instead Of Right Or Wrong.
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In Order To Become The Master, The Politician Poses As The Servant.
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Those Who Are Too Smart To Engage In Politics Are Punished By Being Governed By Those Who Are Dumber.
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Politics Is The Gentle Art Of Getting Votes From The Poor And Campaign Funds From The Rich, By Promising To Protect Each From The Other.
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Some Men Change Their Party For The Sake Of Their Principles; Others Their Principles For The Sake Of Their Party.
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We Have Plenty Of Confidence In This Country, But We Are A Little Short Of Good Men To Place Our Confidence In.
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Crash Courses For General Category.
Rickshaw Pulling Diploma After MBBS.
Shoe Polich Diploma After MBA.
Sweaper Degree After Engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute For BEDAGARK Of India.
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