Pathan SMS
Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?
Pathan: Liquid State.
Audience: Clapped.
Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
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Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?
Pathan: Liquid State.
Audience: Clapped.
Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
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1 Pathan: Tume Pata Hai K Laughter Challange 4 Ho Raha Hai?
2 Pathan: Q Phele 3 Sahi Nahi Huwe The?
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Ek Phatan Ko Hotle Me Job Mil Gye, Hotle Malik Ne Us Ki Duty Namak Dani Me Namak Bharne Ki Laga Di
Sham Ko Jb Malik Aaya To Us Ne Deakha K Phatan Ne Sirf Ek Namak Dani Namak Se Bhari Hai
Malik Guse Se Bola : Hudd Haraam Ho Tum
Phatan Bola ! Kocchaa Hm Kya Krta Is Ka Soorakh Hi Boht Tung Thaa
:-)
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Deewar Per!: Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai. Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte Hue Peshab Kerne Lga. Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam Kute Ka Lage Ga.
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1 Pathan Roti K Uppar Roti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha..
B.V Boli:
Khan Saheb Kia Hoa?
Pathan:
Tabiyat Kharab He..
Doctor Ne Double Roti Khaney Ko Bola He..
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Girl: Ye Bacha 2mara Kya Lagta Hai?
Pathan:ye Mera Duur Ka Bhai Hai.
Girl: Duur Ka Bhai,Main Samjhi Nahi!
Pathan:iske Aur Mere Darmian 8 Behan Bhaion Ka Fasla Hai.;-)
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1 Pathan Dosre Pathan Se 2+2 Kitne Hote Hain?
Dosra Pathan Tmhy Pata Nai K Mujy Mashartiloom Nai Ati
Pehla Pathan Pr Me Ny To Islamiat Ka Sawal Pocha Tha. . . . ;->
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2 Pathan Chhat Pe So Rhe The
Ek Dosre Se Bola
?Yar Maachis Kahaan Hai??
2nd :?Teeli Jala K Daikh Lo?
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Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.
Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay
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Pathan: Kya Tumhare Mobile Main Paise Hain?
Admi: Haan Hain.
Pathan: To 2 ?Chai? Hi Mangwa Lo.
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Teacher To Pathan: AGARBATTI Ka Jumla Banao.
Pathan: AGAR BATTI Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai?
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2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
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MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To
Check If He Is Still The Bigges
Comedian On Earth Or Not,
But He Came Out Angrily Shouting Who Are That Pathans
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In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Pathan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
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Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way &
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
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A Pathan Ordered Pizza,
Waiter Bringz D Piza N Said Sir Should I Cut It Into 4 Piecs Or 8 ?
Pathan Said : 4 Hi Kar Dey Yaar, 8 Khaye Ni Jay Gai
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Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
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Ek Pathan Aur American Dinner Me Paaye Kha Rahe The.
American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zabaan Aagayi.
American Bola: What Is This?
Pathan Bola: This Is Language.
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1 Pathan Dozkh Se Nikla,Chupke Se Janat Me Dakhil Ho Gia.Frishtay Ne Bohat Mara.
Pathan
Oh Bhai Tmko Nae Pata Hm Dozakh Sirf Gul Khan Ko Naswar Dene Gaya Tha
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Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.
His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???
He Replied ,
Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance Frm Tobbaco
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Pathan Sees A Sign: Watch For Fallen Rocks.
He Collects Rocks All Along And Says At The Toll Plaza, Here Are Ur Fallen Rocks, Now Where?S My Watch?
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Pathan 100 K Note Pe Likha Number Dial Kar Raha Tha.
2nd Pathan: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
1st Pathan: Main Dekh Raha Tha K Quaid-E-Azam To Wafaat Pa Gaye To Un Ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hai.
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Ek Pathan Ko Doctor Ne ECG Test Karwane Ka Kaha
Pathan Lab Pohncha To Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya
Thori Der Sochne K Baad Kehne Laga: Bhaijaan Hamara CNG Kardo ;->
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Pathan Amrud Bech Raha Tha. Aik Admi Aya Bola Khan Sahb Amrud Mei Se Keera Nikla To?
Khan Sahab:bhai Ye To Tera Kismat Hy Kal Ek Admi Ka Moter Cycle Nikla Tha?
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A Pathan Said To His Frnd:
"Mujhy Smajh Nahi Aati K Log Maheena Maheena Kaisy Nhi Nahatay? Mujhy To 28vein Din Kharish Hona Shuru Ho Jati Hai".
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,Pathan Or B Ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,
Kya Hua?
Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
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Pathan:
Yar Zara Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka Ek Baal Toot Gya Hai,
DUKANDAR:
Ek Baal Toota Hai? To Nya Q Le Rhe Ho Bhai?
Pathan: Jo Toota Hai Wo Akhri Tha
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2 Pathans Died In An Accident.
Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho?
Bolay Muslims.
1 Se Pocha Naam Kia Hai?
Bola Ikhlas
Frishtay Ne Kaha Sura Ikhlas Sunao,Usne Jalde Se Suna Di Or Bach Gya.
Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha
Wo Pryshan Ho Kar Bola Naam To Yaseen Hai Magar PYAR Se Sub KOSAR Kehte Hain!! ;-)
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PATHAN Joined Army & Was Given A Gun
Pathan:Sir,Iski Nali Apni Taraf Rakhon K Dushman Ki Taraf?
Major:Kisi B Taraf Rakh Le Bewakuf,Faida PAKISTAN Ka Hi Hoga
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Friend: Oye Tu To Doctor Kay Pass Janay Wala Tha Na?
Pathan: Yaar Kal Jaon Ga Aaj Mera Tabiyat Kharab Hai.
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Liala:Badam Gul Tum Mujh?Y Miss Call Kart?Y H?,N? Msg,Ki? Bund P?NgA H?I?
Badam Gul:yaar Ky? K?RooN?B?Tery Khtam Hai,
Liala:Ch?RGe Karo.
Badam Gul:YAAR Ch?Rge Kyun K?R??N?B?R B?R Likh? Hu? Aa Rah? Hai...
Battery Lo,
Battery Lo..(LOW)
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Pathan: Station Jane K Kitne Logay.?
Ricksha Wala: 50.
Pathan: 20 Le Lo..
Ricksha Wala: 20 May Kon Le K Jayega..
Pathan: Tum Peche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.....
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Teacher Pathan Sy: Qatil Kisy Kehty Hen?
Pathan: Pta Nahi.!
Teacher: Agr Tum Apny Bap Ka Qtl Kr Do To Tum Kia Kehlao Gy...?
Pathan :
"Yateem"...
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::1 Pathan Dosre Pathan Se::
Agar Tu Ye Bata De K Meri Tokree Me Kiya Hay
Tou Saaray Anday Tere,
Aur Agar Tou Ye Bata De Kay Kitne Hain Tou 8 Kay 8 Tere,
Aur Agar Tou Ye Bhe Bata De Kay Kis Janwar Kay Hain Tou Woh Murghi Bhe Teri.
Dosra Pathan: Yaara Koi HINT Tou De*
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Na De Salam Na De Khatoona Razi .Pa Intizar Me Starge Speene Shwale.Zra Me Janana Daghe Gham Okhwaroo...Sanga Be Loza O Be Meene Shwale
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Pathan Dost Sey:yar Meri Biwi Bag Gaye
Dost:tm Khayal Nahe Rakhte Ho Gey Na
Pathan:nahe Yar Kasam Se Behn Bana Kar Rakha Tha Pher B Baag Gaye
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Pathan Jail Main Qaid Tha Kissi Ne Poocha Kis Case Main Ho?
Pathan: Gheebat Ke Case Main
Man: Gheebat Ke Case Main Kese?
Pathan: Oye Yaara Hum Ne Peeth Peechay Burai Kia Tha Na
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Jab Nigahain Hon Kadmoo Par Or Haath Hon Ghutnoon Per Magar Aansu Hon Gaalon Per
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To Samajh Laina K.
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Tum PESHAWAR Main Ho....
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Kuch Log 1 Pathan Ko Mar Rahe The, Phir B Wo Hans Raha Tha Jab Usse Hasne Ki Waja Pochi To Bola Mai Gul Khan Hn Or Ye Log Mujhe Gulab Khan Samajh K Mar Rhe Hen.
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Angraiz Pathan Say .Whats Ur Name?
Pathan Says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz Says Whats Mean Of Ur Name?
Pathan Soch K "Long Life Khan".
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1 Pathan Ki Maut Bijli Girne Se Hue
Pr Uski Laash Muskurate Hoe Mili !
Farishte Ne Poocha Aisa Kyn?
Pathan Bola :
Muje Laga Koe Photo Kheench Raha Hai
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Teacher Asked Pathan,
"If U Dial 51 Then What Will Happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, In Reverse Gear.!" ;->
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Pathan Se Us K Dost Ne Poocha: Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion Khareed K Late Ho..?
Pathan: Khocha Roz Msg Aata Hai..
Battery Low
Battery Low ;->
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Air Hostess2 Pathan: Ap Chae Pina Pasand Krenge Ya Soft Drink?
Pathan: Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chae Piyega!
Airhostess: Khan Saheb Wo Taweez Nhi Tea Bag Hota Hai
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A Pathan Used To Go To College With His Donkey...
After Few Years He Had To Go Alone...
Why?
Because The Donkey Graduated...!!!
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Khaufnak Andheri Raat K Sannatay May Ek Bhoot Dosre Bhoot Ko Samjha Raha Tha. Ghabra Mat. Ye Sab Tere Dimag Ka Waham Hai Pathan Wathan Kuch Nahin Hotey.
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Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se:
Mere Dil Mai Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huay Ghabrata Hoon,
Girl:"Keh Do!"
Pathan:"I Really,
REALLY,Really Love..
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YOUR BROTHER
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Beti: Maa Gaon Mein Fauji Aaye Hain
Maa: Andar Aaja Inki Niyat Bahut Kharab Hoti Hai
Beti: Maa Fauji Pathan Hain
Maa: To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa.
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LaLa: Oye Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Gai?
Qasai: Bakra Langra Tha
Lala: Or Dil?
Qasai: Wo Bakri Legai
Lala:O YARA Dimagh To Hoga?
Qasai:Sorry Lala Bakra PATHAN Tha..
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Sindhi: Hum Education Mein Peechay Hain
Punjabi: Hum Jobs Mein Peechay Hain
Balochi: Hum Modernism Mein Peechay Hain
Pathan: Hum Jaan Bojh K Peechay Hain.
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Bush Offers A Pathan Tum Hume Usama Do Hum Tum Ko Titanic Wali Larki Dega.
Pathan,Thek Hai Hum Tumko Usama Dega Lakin Humko Titanic Wali Larki Nahi Larka Chaiye.
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Pathan Proposed A Girl Wid Romantic Poetry,
"Kutta Mar Gaya Razai Me
Mai Pagl Hon Teri Judai Me
Pani Mei Machar Ter Nai Sakta Pathan Tere Bin Reh Nai Sakta":)
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Pathan Declares: ....
I Will Never Marry
In My Life
&
.......
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I'll Give Same Advice To My Children Also.
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Pathan Sent SMS To His Boss:Me Sick,No Work.
His Boss SMS Back,When Im Sick I Kiss My Wife Try It.
2hrs Later Pathan SMS 2 Boss:Me Ok UR Wife Is Very Nice!
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Partition Ka Faisla Tu 1930 Mein He Hojana Tha Lekin Hua 1947 Main
Reason:
Ye Decide Kar Rahe Thay K Sardar Kon Le Ga Aur Pathan Kon Le Ga :-D
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Sok Swazegi Pa Angar Da Toro Zulfo, Pa Cha Har Wakht V Bahar Da Toro Zulfo, Sok Da Zulfo Pa Arman Khawry Eery She, Sok Masruf Di Pa Singar Da Toro Zulfo, Zra Ba De Pa Har Sa Bande Poh Ki, Che Zakhmi V Pa Guzaar Da Toro Zulfo, Dasy Na Wam Laka Os Che Za Ghamjan Yam, Chary Za Wam Kharidaar Ta Toro Zulfo
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Ek Pathan Ne Apni "HAIR DRESSER" Ki Dukan 2nd Floor Pe Shift Ki Aur Neechey Board Lagaya K
"Neechay Ke Baal Kaatne Ki Dukan Upar Hai".
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Pathan Petrol Pump Gya, Wahan Usne Aik Board Pe Likha Dekha
"Dont Use Mobile Here"
Pathan Ny Mobile Nikala Or Har Dost Ko Phone Kar K Kaha
"Dont Call Me Now"
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A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There's A Difference Of 10 Days B/W Two Occasion. Barat & Valima. . .
Bride's Frnd Askd Her Mother: Why There Was Such Big Gap. . ? ?
Bride's Mother Innocently Rplied: Abhi Kia Kare Ni Doolha Ko "HOLE" Hi Nahi Mila Tha Ni Tou Valima Kese Hota. . . :D
Hole = HaLL ;->
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Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA Ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De Me Teri Rah Me Aik ChAwAL Ki Degh Don Ga,To Aik LEHAR Ne Isko BahAr NikAL DiyA,Is Ne BahAr A KAr KahA: KON SI DEGH?
ForAn 1 LEHAR Aai Or Isko WAPIS Le Gai,
TO Is Ne Kaha: YA ALLAH MeNe TO Ye PUCHA ThA KON Si Deg MITHEE Ya NAMKIN ;->
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Bhai: Baji Parda Karo, Aage Mahajiro Ka MohaLLa Hai..Kuch Der Baad..!
Behen: Bhai Ab Tum Parda Karo, Aage Pathanoo Ka MohaLLa Hai.... ;->
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