Pathan SMS
Ek Din Aik Pathan Ki Apne Baap Se Larrai Ho Gye.
Us Ne Baap Ki Photo Qabrastan Main Ek Tree Pr Laga Di Aur Us K Neeche Likh Dia
"Coming Soon"
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Aik Pathan Nadi Ke Kenare Nahara Tha,Ke Aik Admi Aya Aur Uske Kapre Chori Karke Bhaga.Pathan Ne Awaz Mari ,O Laka Kapre Rakhle Magar Naswar To Deja,
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Pa Thir Omar Ka Arman Rashi No Sa..Pas Da Marga Ka Janan Rashi No Sa..Che Golona Da Uboo Da Lasa Uch Shi.. Pa Shebu Ka Bia Baran Rashi No Sa,,
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Pathan Ne Machis KI Tili Jalai
Na Jali
Dosri Jalai
Na Jali
Tisri Tili Jalai
Wo Jal Gai
To Pathan Ne Jaldi Se Bujha Di
Aur Bola
Ye Kaam Ki Hai Rakh Leta Hun
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Teacher: "Sara Sub Larkon Se Baat Krti Hai"
Btao Is Sentence Mai Sara Kya Hai.??
Pathan Students:
Sir Sara BIGAIRAT Hai..
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Police : Tmara Dost Kese Mara?
Pathan : Pta Nhi, Wo Bola " Mere Pait Mai Chuhe
Kood Rhe Hai ".
" To Meine Use
Chuhe Maarne Ki DAWA Khila Di... :P ;->
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Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say Awaz Aiee, Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!
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1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya
2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy, Whi Prh Li. Ajib Nmaz Thi, 1 Bnda So Rha Tha, Us K Pichy Sb Prh Rhy Thy R Koi Sjda B Ni Tha.
1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy!
2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy, My Sb Ko Mbark Bad Bhi Dy K A Gya... ;->
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1 Pathan Dosry Pathan Se:
Yar Mai Ne Suna Hai K BURHAPA Boht Boori Bimari Hai
2nd Pathan
Han Yar Kal Iss Bimari Se 16 Bachey Mar Gaye :-) :-)
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Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya.
Baraf Se Dhuan Niklta Hua Dekh Kr Bola ...
'Wah Kocha, Sab Ko Thandi Deta Hy Aur Hum Ko GARAM Deta Hy...' ;->
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Pathan: Yar Mere Pas Paise Nhi Hy Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kya Karo?
Dost: To Bank Se Loan Le Lo
Pathan: Loan To Le Lo Magar Hmko Sirf Cotton Pehannay Ki Adat Hy.. ;->
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Pathan: Me N Khat Likha Tha K Mri Shadi Pr Ana.
Tm Q Nh Ay.
2nd Pathan: Mje Khat Mila He Nhi
1st Pathan: Me Ne Likha Tha
K Khat Mily Ya Na Mily Tm Zaror Ana.
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PathAn Ki BiWi K SAbAr Ki Es SE BAri Or KyA MisaAL Hai "GALib",,,
.
.
PathAn Apni BiWi Se LipAt K RotA Hai Us K BhAi K LiyE... :P :D ;->
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Ek PAthAn Rozana Apnay HamsayE Ki BE|L BJA Kr BhaAg JAta
Ek Din HamsAyE Ne PAkr KR Pocha Ye Kya Harkat HAi?
PathAn:yE Hum Mis§ BE|L Marta Hy
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Molvi Waz Addresing In Masjid: Janab Aaj Kal Cable K Channels Bht Ganday Arahe Hain
Pathan Bola: Nahi Nahi Humare Ghar To Saaf Aarahe Hain
Aap Wire Check Kero
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Pathan: Allah Ka Lakh Lakh Shukar Hai K Pakistan 13 August Ko Aazad Nahi Hua.
Dost (Heran Hote Hoe): Q?
Pathan: Phir Hum 14 August Kesay Manatay..
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1 Pathan Balochi Maefil Me Kob Nacha To Kesi Haur Pathan Ne Pocha O Yaara Ab Bus B Karo Hum Pathano Ki Azat Ka Swal Hai,
To Pathan Bola Hum B Kesi Se Kaam Nahi
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1 DOST Ne Pathan Se Pocha!
SHADI Ka Kb Tk Imkan Hai?
Pathan Kafi Sharmila Tha
Bola!
3,4, BAHNO K Rishte Aye Huwe Hain
Or 1 Behen Se To Baat Bi Chal Rahi He.
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MuLa PA KHuTbA
KI VeLy
PrAdO KhAzO TA Ma GoRe DI SArA NAzAr KAmIgI
YaO BuDa WArTa OWeL
CHe PA MoNg DI CHAsHmIy WAcHoLi No Os DI MAsAlA OkRa . .
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Pathan ApN¡ GRlFrNd K SAtH DAtE K L¡Ye O¡L Me¡N NaHa K JaTa Ha¡
Gf: Ap O¡L Me¡N K¡UN NAhAy?
Pathan: Me¡NE SUnA THa K
HaR CH¡Z MeEzAn Me¡N AcH¡ LaGt¡ Ha¡;->
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Pathan.Wat Is The Name Of Ur Car?
Lady. I 4got The Name But Its Start With 'T'
Pathan. Oye Kamal He Yar TEA Sey Start Hoti He Hamari To Petrol Se Start Hoti He.
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1 PaThAn DoSrE PaThAn Se BaTa AiSa KiYa HaI Jo TeRe PaSs HaI MeRe PaSs NaHe?
DoSrA PaThAn KaFi DeR SoChNe K BaD BoLo DiMaG ... ;->
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Pathan Ghar Men Dakhil Hote Waqt Wife Se.
Janu Come Here.
Wife: Ohho English Kahan Se Aagai
Wife: Acha Jano Ye Batao K Ghar Se Bahir Jaane Ko English Main Kya Kahen Ge?
Pathan Socha Socha
Or
Bhag Kar Darwaze Se Bahir Ja Kar Bola
Janu Come Here.
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PAthAn: Aj Mri JumA Ki NAMAZ NikL GAi,
2nd Ptn: Wo KesE?
1st: IMAM SAhab BoLe Apny MBL Of Krden,
Me To Ghr Pr Chor Kr GyA ThA Jb OF Kr K AyA To JmAt NkL GAi ;->
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InspEctOr: TUM Ne ChOr KYuN Na PAkrA?
HawaldaAr(Pathan): WO Ek AIsAy KAmRaY Me GHuS GYa JIs K BAh?R LikhA Tha
"BGaiR IjAzAt ANdR Aana Mna HAi"
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Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur
Shahid Kapoor.
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Ek Pathan Ko Khoty Ne Lat Mari!
Pathan Ne 2 Latyn Mari Or Kaha Kya Me Tum Se Km Hon!
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Pathan: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pathan, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?
Pathan: But I Asked 1st.
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Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.
Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
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Man To Pathan: Batao Sher Anda Deta Hai Ya Bacha?
Pathan After A Long Time. . . . . .
Khocha Sher To Jangle Ka Badsha Hai Uski Marzi Anda De Ya Bacha . :-)
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Cinema Haal Me Movie K Doran Muamr Rana Ghoray Per Ja Raha Tha,
Ek Admi Ne Pathan Se Kaha K 500 Ki Shart Lgi K Rana Ghoray Se Gir Jaye Ga,
Pathan:Nahi Giray Ga. .
Usi Waqt Rana Ghoray Se Gir Gya,
Admi:Hahaha,Mainay Pehlay Film Dekhi Hai.
Pathan:3 Dfa To Mainay Bhi Dekhi Hai,Am Ne Socha K Shayad Ab Rana Horse Riding Seekh Chuka Ho Ga,
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Ek Admi Pathan Ki Jaib Kattay Huay Pakra Gya,
Pathan:OYE Khocha Tum Ye Kya Krta?
Admi:Hum Tumhari Jaib Se Cigrete Jalanay K Wastay Machis Leta,
Pathan:Tum Poch Nahi Sakta?
Admi:Hum Praye Shehar Me Kisi Se Baat Nahi Krta,
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Kuch Mein B Thak Gya Hon Usay Dhondtey Hoye,Kuch Zindagi K Pass B Mohlat Nhi Rhi.Us Ki1,1ada Se Jhalakne Lga Khaloos,Jab Mujh Ko Aitbar Ki Aadt Nhi Rhi.
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Pathan Ka Shair;-
Na Botal Main, Na Jar Main.
Na Hotel Main Na Bar Main.
Na Bike Peh, Na Car Main.
.
.
Jo Mza Ha "NISWAR"Mein
Na Ishq Mein Na Pyar Mein..
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Pathan Nay Machis Ki Dibi Li
Or Tili Jalai
Na Jali
Dosri Jalai
Na Jali
Tisri Tili Jalai
Wo Jal Gai
To Pathan Ne Jaldi Se Buja Di
Ye Kam Ki Hai Rakh Leyta Ho
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Pathan Tharmos Le K Picnic Par Gaya.
Pthan: Is Ma Thandi Cheez Thandi Or Garm Cheez Garam Rehti Ha.
Dost: Tum Is Me Kya Laye Ho.
Pthan: 4 Qulfi Or 2 Cup Chaye
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1 Admi Angoor Bechtay Pathan K Pas Gaya Aur Bola K Sary Angoor Tol K Dedo!
Magar Pathan Ny Nahi Dye
Bhala Kyu?
Wo Bola Agr Tmhy Sare De Diye 2 Pury Dn Kya Bechunga
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Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha:
"Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms Send Kr Do, Humara Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy..." ;->
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1pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Kahya?
Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.
AESA KRO GE TO KON AYGA.
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Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai
Khan's Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?
Dr: Y?
Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
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Aik PATHAN.. Larki Say Hum Say Shadi Karo Tum Ko Sawab Milay Ga ..
Larki Woh Kaisay
PATHAN.. Hamary Shadi Hogy Bacha Hoga Bacha Ka Name $Awab Rakhengay
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Omer Daraz Khan
Angraiz Pathan Say Whats Ur Name?
Pathan Says "OMER DARAZ KHAN"
Angraiz Says Whts Mean Of Ur Name?
Pathan Soch K "Long Life Khan".
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Aik Dafa
Pathan Ne Peshawer Se Lahore Ptcl Se Call Krni Thi,
Pathan Ne 'Soocha' Kiyo Na Sasti Call Kee Jay
Pathan Na Lahore Aa Kar Local Call Kar Li...
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Man:Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon Si Bus Jaye Gi?
Khan Saab:20 No Ki.
Man:Agar20 No Na Milay Tu?
Khan Saab:
Phir;10,10 Ki 2 Pakar Lena..
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Kuch Pathan Aik Bhains Ko 1st Floor Par Lay J? Rahay Thay, Aik Aadmi Nay Pooha K Bhains Ko Ooper Kyon Lay Ja Rahay Ho?
PATHAN: Yeh Beemar Hai Zibah Karni Hai.
Aadmi: To Chat Pay Kyon Lay Ja Rahay Ho?
Pathan: Churri Chat Pay Pari Hoi Hai!
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Malak : Kyun Khan Tme 15 Din Ki Chuti Kyun Chahye?
Pathan : Sir Hamara Czn Ki Shadi Hai
Malak : Czn Ki Shadi Aur 15 Din Chutti Wo Kyun?
Pathan : Wo Hamara Czn Chahti Hai K Hm Us Ki Shadi Me Dulhaa Bn K Aaaon.
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1 Pathan Aashiq Ne Apni Mehboba Ko English Me Likha
_*I LOVE U*_
Or Phir Niche Ye B Likh Diya
Dear :Me Ne English Me Is Liye Likha Hai
Tmhari MAA Na Parh Sake K
"Mjhe Tm Se Muhabbt Hai"
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PATHAN NAMAZ Me Khob Dua Krrha Tha:ya ALLAH Tu LAHORE Ko PAKISTAN Ka DARUL HAKUMT BNADE
Ksi Ne Pocha Esa Q Kh Rheho
PATHAN:hm Apne Imtahan Me Yehi Likh K Aya Hy
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Msz Thakur:ME NE AP SE Kaha Tha K ApnE Betay Ko Meri Naqlien UtarnE SE Mana Krien!
Kya Usay Mana Kia?
?Yes?.!ME Ne UsE Mana Kia K Janwron Jesi Hrkat Na Kia Kro.
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Ek Admi Coffee Shop Pr Gaya Aur Coffee Ka Order Diya.
Waiter Order Lekar Gaya Aur Door Ja Kr Kuch Ishara Krne Laga.
Thori Der Baad Usne BiLL La Kr Rkh Diya
Pathan Admi: Ye Kya?.!!!
Meri Coffee Kahan Hai..??
Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar K Liye Ishaara Hi COFFEE Hai?.
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Insurance Agent:Khan Sahib!Will U Don?T Like That Ur Wife & Children Get 10000000
At A Time..
Khan(Smile):I?Ll Like But Plz Tell Me Who Will Give Me Wife & Children?
You Or Ur Wife.
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Machli Wala:Khan Sab Aaj Zinda Machli Laya Hun..
Khan:Dikhao, Machli To Waqai Zinda Hai Pr Khocha Mare Ko Ye Batao Ye Taza Bhi Hai K Nai?
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What Is Common Between Allama Iqbal, Gandhi And Qaid-E-Azam?
Pathan Replied ?All R Born On Govt Holidays?:-)
*Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)
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Wht Will A ?DRINK? Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,
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Socho. .
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Nahi
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Let Me Tell U
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?Khocha Kola?
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1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.
1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . . . . . . . . . .
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1 Pathan Aadmi Ne Doosre Pathan Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
?Abe..Tera Fone Number Kya Hai ? . . . . . . . ["!"]
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GirlFrnd: Meri Mama Bhi Tumhe Bhot Pasand Karti Hain.
BoyFrnd(Pathan): (Sharmaty Hue)
Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par Main Shadi
Tum Hi Se
Karunga.
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1 Pathan Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?
Dosra Pathan:
Aray Tum B Pathan Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
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Khan 2 Frnd:
Ye Table Pe Admi Ha,Mujhe Buhat Bura Lagta Ha
Frnd: Us Pe To 4 Admi Hain
Khan: Wo Jiska Moochein Hein!
Frnd: Moochein To Sbki Hen!
Khan: Wo Jiska Safaid Kapray Hein!
Frnd:wo To Sb K Sufaid Hain
Pathan Ne Pistol Nikala Or 3 Admion Ko Mar Kr Bola
?Ye Jo Reh Gya Ha
Isko Main Nai Choraygi?
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Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?
Pathan: Chashme Ke Sath 75kgs.
Doctor: Aur Chashme K Baghair?
Pathan: Woh Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi?!
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