Pathan SMS
Pathan Passport Banwane Gya
Clerk: NIC Do, Pathan Ne Biwi Ka NIC Dia
Clerk: Biwi Ka Nahi Apna Do
Pathan: Kal Tum Ne Ham Ko Bola Tha K "NADRA"
Ka Le Kr Aao
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Anniversary K Moqa Pr PATHAN Apni Biwi K Liay Gulab Ka Phool Le Kr Aya.
BV: Mujhay Ye Nai Chahiye, Koi Sone Ki Cheez 2.
Pathan: Ye Lo Takkia Or So Jao. :-)
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1 PaThAn 'MuRdAy' K LeYa KaFaN LaYnAy GyA,ShOp WaLe Ne UsE KaPrA DyA,PaThAn Ne KuCh PoChA JiSe SuN K ShOp WaLa BEHOSH HoGyA
PaThAn:Is Me AuR CoLoRs DiKhAo
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Surveys By 1.Russian General In 1987, Pathans Are The Most Brave People Ever Born On The Earth.These People Cant Be Defeat By Force. 2. By American General In 2004, We Are Fighting A Meaning Less War Against The Rocks. 3. By Indian General In 1965, If There Was No NWFP Province In Pakistan. I Am Sure That There Would Be No Pakistan On The Map Of The World. Proud To "Pukhtun" As A Part F This Nation On This World.../
PukhtUn Z¡Nda-BAd..:-*
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Pathans Are Fools?
Lets See;
1. A Fool Cant Make An Itomic Bomb;
Abdul Qadir Khan Did It.
2.A Fool Cant Win Da World Cups;
Imran Khan & Yunas Khan Did It!
3. A Fool Cant Fly A Jet;
Saba Khan:) Being Da First Female Pilot In Da Pakstan Air Force, Did It!
3.A Fool Cant Go 2 Space, Abdul Ahad Momand(1988, Vid His Russian Colleagues, Talkd In Pashto 2 Hs Mother & Da Afghan President ,From Space) Did It!
4. A Fool Cant B A Squash Champion;
Hashim Khan
Jahangir & Janshir Khan, Did It.
5. A Fool Cant Create A Country, Ahmad Shah Durani (Afghanistan), Did It!
6. A Fool Cant Rule Da Film Industry;
Da Khans Of Bolywud Did It!
7.A Fool Cant Defeat Da Super Powers, Pathans Did It.
8.A Fool Cant B Da President Of Pakistan;
Ayub Khan, Is'haq Khan & Yahya Khan Did It.
If Anyone Stil Thinks Tht Pathans R Fool Thn Let Decide Others Tht Who R Fools?
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Ek Khan Saab Ko Phansi Ki Saza Hui
Judge Ne Poocha: Koi Aakhri Khwahish??
Khan Saab: Hamara Jagah Tum Latak Jao...!!
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Pathan: Mjeh 4 Bjay Jaga Dena.
Naukr:lekn Mjeh To Time Dekhna Nhi Ata.
Pathan:o Yara Tm Jaga Dena Time Mai Khud Dekh Lega.
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PhAtAn BAnK LoOTnE GYa WAhAN GUn DEkHa KAr SArA PaIsA LoOT LIyA......
PeR Us K HaTh KUcH NAi AYa...
Q K SArE PAiSe US Ne MAnAgeR KO DIyE AUr KAhA,"SArE PAiSE MErE AccOuNt MEiN JaMa KAr DO" ...=P;->
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Pathan:sardar G Se Yara Aj Hum Ne Ek Aesa Zabardst Sweet Dish Banaya Tum Khush Hojaye Gi.
Sardar G:o G Khan Sahab Ki Banaya Aay .
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Naswar Gosht:;-)
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1 PATHAN Apni Jaeb Me PATHAR Daley Ghom Raha Tha
Ksi Ne Pocha: Esa Q Kr Rhe Ho?
PATHAN SaHAB BOLEY: Is Dunya Me Osi Ki Qadar Hoti Hy,Jiski JEAB Bhari Hoti Hy.
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PAthAN: TAnki SAAf Krne Chait Pr GyA TAnki PAr Qava BethAwA ThA.
PAthAN JALdi SE NeChAy UtrA Or Seri HAtA Di.
Or BoLA BetA MAi To UtAr GyA To KEsE AAyE GA.. ;->
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Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.
Mehman:wo Kese?
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.
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EXAMINER Asked Pathan,"Ye Batao Suraj Kahan Se Nikalta Hay Aur Kahan Dubta Hai."
Pathan,"Ham Tera Baap Ka Nokar Hai? Ye Tumhara Masla Hai. Khud Pata Karo" ;)
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Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Bohat Mara
Logo Ne Pocha Kyou?
Pathan: Etni Garmi Main Kehta Hy Paani Obal Kar Piyo... ;->
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Pathan Interview Dene Gaya..
Manager Ne Us Se Sawal Poocha
What Do You Do..?
To Pathan Ne Manager Ko Bola
Happy Birth Day To You... ;->
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Aik Pathan Dusre Se: O Yara Mere Pait Main Gas Ha:
Dusra Pathan: Khuda Ka Shukar Ada Kar K Petrol Nhi Ha Warna Amrica Ne Qabza Kr Lena Tha.
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1 DAFA Kuch Log Picnic Pe Ja Rahe Thay K Raste Main Unki Van Kharab Ho Gai.
Driver Ne Kaha K Kuch Log Utar K Van Ko Dhakka Lagae...
Ye Sunn Kr 5pathan Foran Neechay Otaray Aur VAN Ko Kafi Der Dhakka Dene Ki Koshish Karte Rahe Par VAN 1 Inch B Agay Na Badhi.
Aakhir Kar, Driver Pareshan Ho K VAN Se Neechay Otara To Dekha K 2 Pathan, Van K Agay Ki Taraf Se Dhakka Laga Rahe Thay Aur 3 Pathan Peechay Ki Taraf Se... Hahaha ;D ;-
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Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha
Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?
Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN. ;^>
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1st Pathan.Yar Kya Tm Ko Yad Hy K Humne Pechli Jumah Ki Numaz Ks Dn Parhi Thi
2nd Pathan: Yar Mje Sahi Tarh Se Yad Nai Mere Kayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha..
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Translate Into English.
"Wo Meri Nawasi Hai".
Pathan:
"She Is My
Eighty Nine".
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Pathan Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe Baat Kar Raha Tha
Dost: Khan Sahab! LaRki Se Baat Kar Rahay Ho?
Pathan: Yaara! Khuda Ka Qasam LaRki NahiN, Mangetar Hai.
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Kisi Ne Pathan Se Pucha,"Insaan K Hath Kis Liay Hote Hain"
Pathan Ne Kafi Der Sochne K Baad Jawab Dia
"NASWAR Ko MU Main Dalne K Liay"(;
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Biwi:
Gul Khan Jaldi Bahir Aao Zalzala Aaya Hai. . . .
Gul KhaN: Usay Bithao Me Aaraha Hoon . . . .
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TEACHER:WHAT IZ CALL GIRL?
PHATAN:KHOCHA JAB AP KISI KO CALL KARTA HAI,TAB EK LARKI CALL PER BOLTI HAI K AP KA BLNCE NA KAFI HAI,US KO CALL GIRL BOLTE HAIN.
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1 PATHAN Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki Bell Baja Kr Bhag Jata Tha Ek Din Parosi Ne Pakr Kr Pocha Ye Kya Harkat Hy?
Pathan: Ye Hum Miss Call Marta Hy Aj Receive Ho Gai..
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MaRkS
1 PAthAn DRiViNiG SiKh RAhA THa DRiVeR BAtA RAhA THA YE GeAr HA YE BReAk HA AUr YE KALAcH HA .
AuR YE XLAitTeR HA CAr DRiVe KaRtE WAqT In ChEiZOn KA KAyAL RaKhnA ZOrOrI HA .'
PAtHaN YE ToU BAaD MA JAn Lo GA TuM PHeLe DRiViNg TOu SiKhOw ...;->
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PhAtAn:
YaR MUjE BOhAt AFsOs HAi . .
AdMi:
TuJe KiS BAaT KA AFsOs HAi? . .
PhAtAn:
IsI BAaT KA AFsOs HAi K,MUjE NAi PAtA K KIs BAaT KA AFsOs HAi ...=P;->
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Aik PAthAn DoSrE Se ChAL CycLe Pe GuHmNe ChALte HA .
DoSrA PAthAn TeRe PAsS MoB HA ?
PeHLA PAthAn HA KyOn . ?
DoSrA PAthAn ToU Is MA BAlAnCe DAL PhR ChALte HA .
PeHLA PAthAn LkN BAlAnCe KiS LyE . ?
DoSrA PAthAn AgR TErA BAlAnCe KAtAM HoGAyA ToU HuM GiR JAyE GA ...=P:-P;->
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WiFE: Aap BuhAt Mote HO GAe HO..
PAthAn: TuM Bhi To KitNi Moti HO GAi HO..
WiFE: MAiN MaA BAnnE WALi Hu..
PAthAn: MAiN Bhi To BAAp BAnnE WALA HuN... =P ;->
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"Marks"
Pathan Sardar Se Tujhe A B C Ati Ha ?
Sardar Ha .
Pathan Bata A K Bad Kiya Ata Ha ?
Sardar B Ata Ha .
Pathan Galat .
Sardar Nahe B Ata Tou Bata Kiya Ata Ha.?
Pathan Ma Batata Ho A Ke Bad K Ata Ha
Sardar Kaise ?
Pathan Aise
"A Kya Bolti Tou"...=P;->
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1St PAthAn: AgAr TmhArA 1-LAkh KA EnAm NikAl AAye To Tm KiyA KAro GAy.?
2Nd PAthAn: MAin PAgAL Ho JAogA Aur WoH 1-LAkh RupAy Apne ElAAjh PEr LAgAoN GA ...
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PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why V Stay On Earth ... !
Pathan: But Sir!
Where Did People Stay Before The Law Was Passed? ;->
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SHER KHAN Se Oskay Dost Ne Pucha:yar Sher Khan Tu Ne Apni Company Ka Naam LION KHAN COMPANY Q RAKHA?
SHER KHAN: Yar TUMNE ANGREZI KAHAWAT NHI SUNI K...
"A MAN IS KNOWN BY THE COMPANY HE KEEPS!"
ISI LIYE MENE APNI COMPANY KA NAAM 'LION KHAN COMPANY' RAKHA HAY TA K LOG PEHCHAN LE K MAIN SHER KHAN HON...;)
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Ek Pathan Double Sawari Mai Ja Raha Tha.
Police Walay Ne Rok Ker Pathan Se Pucha:
Pata Nahi Hai K Double Sawari Pè Pabandi Hai.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara Pata Hai, Isi Liye To Is Ko Wapis Chornay Ja Raha Hoon! ;-)
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Ek Pathan Ki 10 Betiyan Thi Phir Ja Kar Usko Ek Beta Hua.
Pathan Ne Uska Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?
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Zarurat Khan.
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1 DaRyA K KiNaRe 2 SaRdAr ChAmMaCh Se DaRyA Me DaHeE DaAl RaHe ThAy..
PaThAn Ne DeKhA To PoOcHa: KhOoChA Ye KiA KaR RhE Ho??
SaRdAr: HuM LaSsI BaNa RhE HaIn..
PaThAN: Ha Ha Ha..
O PaGaL Ka BuChA LoG Is LiYe TuM PaR LaTeEfA BaNaTaY HaI..
ItNa LaSsI TuMhArA BaAp PiYe Ga..??
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Ek Pathan Photo Shop Per Gya
Pathan Ne Kch Aeisa Bola Ky Us Ko Sun Ka Photoshop Wala Behosh Hogya
Pathan: Tasvveer Passport Size Ho Per Us Mai Shoes Zaroor Nazr Aaye.
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Khan: Yar Abi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?
Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay
Khan: Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga
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AadMI PathAN Se YAr JB TO APnE GaOn(VILLgE) K QAbIrIsTaN SE GUzRta He TO TJe DaR Ni LagTa?
PAthN :NI YAR.
2Nd MAn: Ku?
PatHaN:YaR Vo SaRe To HUmRE GAOn K He;->
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1 PAtHaN KI BIrThDaY THi TOu KIsI NE KAhA KHaN SAhAb Aj TOu NAyE KApRe PHeNe HAi
PaThAn KHoCha HUm EiD K ElAwA BI NAyE KApRe PhAnTa HaI..
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PATHAN: O ¥Ar! Mai Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya Wahan §Uch Much Aadmi Ko Kaat Rahy Tha
§ARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:
"OPERATION
THeater"
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Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha
Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?
Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->
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"Height Of Confidence"
Soldier: Janab, Hamey Dushman Ne Charo Taraf Se Gheir Liya Hai
Major Pathan: Excellent We Can Now Attack In Any Directions
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Pathan Ne Rukhsati K Waqt Roti Hui Saali Ko Chup Karate Hue Kaha
"O Yara Roti Q Hai"Jesa Tumara Behan Wesa Hamara Behan"
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Aik PATHaN BoARd Le K GHOm RaHA
THa.
AiK AaDmi Ne VaJA POchI ToU ?
KHaN : VO YarA HUmRI AmeE BoLTI HE K HuMra BOarD K PApEr HE=P;->
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PATHAN Ne Airport Par Taxi Roki Aur Pucha,"YAARA! Hamay Sadar Jana Hay. Tum Kitna Karaya Lo Ge?"
TAXI DRIVER: 250 Rupay Longa!
PATHAN: MERA Samaan B Sath Hay!
TAXI DRIVER: Samaan Ka Paysa Nhi Longa!
PATHAN: AGAR Aysa Hay To Tum Mera Samaan Le Kr Chalo, Main Bus Me Aata Hon...;)
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1 Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ali Ko Msg Kia Yar Kaha Ho ?
Ali RepLIEd Ma Peshwar Ho
Pathan Acha Ali Aye Us Ko Btana Mera Msg Aya Tha ...*
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HIght OF AqALmAndI
PAthAn BaNk GAyA Aur PUrAnE NotE DE K NAyE NotE LeNe K BAd BoLA YAr YE JuRaBiN (SoCkS) BI Le Lo ...;->
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AEK PATHAN ROZ APNI BV K SATH KABHI AAGAY SE AUR KABHI PEECHAY SE KARTA THA...
AEK DIN OSKE BACHE NE DEKH LIYA AUR PUCHA K ABBA AAP AUR AMMA...
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ABBA AAP AUR AMMA, DONO AAGAY AUR PEECHAY SE DANTO(TEETH)
PE MISVAK K SE USE KRTE HO :) (OOPS! TUM KYA SOCH RAHE THAY?)
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TeAcHeR MeHnAt KArO GA TOu KUcH BAnO GA .
PatHaN StUdEnT TEaChEr HAmRa GAdHa TOu ItNi MEhNat KArtA MAgR WO KUcH NAhE BAnA ...;->
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Teåcher: What Is Meant By
" I MISS YOU "
Pathan: Is Ka Matlab Hai '
Me Tumhari Miss Hon'.
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Pathan's Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater 4 Her Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along Wid A Note... Tht Said
"D Buttons Of D Sweatr R Removd Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To D Postage. U'll Find 'Em In D Rite Hand Pocket Of D Sweater..." ;->
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1dfa Pathan Khudkushi Pr TKreer Kr RhaTha
Pathan Jzbati Ho Kr Kehne Lga
Khudkushi Hram Ha
Kufr Ha
Gunah Ha
Zulm Ha
Is Se Behtr Ha K Insn Zehr Kha K Mar Jaye.
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Pathan Cycle Ka
Break Hath Mein
Lekar Nach
Raha Tha
Sardar: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Pathan: Oye!
Yara Dikhta Nahi Kya?
BREAK DANCE!
Fulltime Masti Nonstop Fun.
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Eik Pathan Cycle Pe Larki K Samne Zor Say Gira Or Jaldi Sy Khra Ho Gya..
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Larki:
Oh My God
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Pathan:
Hum Aisy He Utrta Hai...'(':')'
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Pathan:tumhain Pata Hai K Chaina K Log Chai(Tea) Nhi Petay
Sardar:ghaday China K Tea Tu Famous Hai
Pathan:un Ki Country Ka Naam Kia Hai
CHai-NA
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School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
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Pathan:Yar Aj Tabyat Thik Nahi, Har Chez Double Nazar Arahi Hai.
Sardar:(1000 Ka Note Agay Kartay Hoe)Ye Lay Wo 2000 Jo Last Wk Main Ne Lye Thay
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Janana Nan Mey Pa Sangal Oda Ka,
Daa Naqarara Zra May Pa Sa Chal Oda Ka,
Ka Ta Sharmigy Kher Dy Za Ba Darsham,
Daa Mor Ao Plar Dy Pa Sa Chal Oda Ka...
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Policeman: Tum Ne Beech Road Pe Bus Q Rok Di?
Pathan: Hum Shehr Me Naya Aya Hy Mgr Qanoon Nhi Torta, Wo Samne Dkho Likha Hy ''Bus Stop'' Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->
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