Pathan SMS
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Pathan SMS / Text Messages
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1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola
"Khair Mubarak" ;P : )
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Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".
So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text
''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D
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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py Batha Jesy Hi Jahaz Ka Agla Tyre Oper Utha Tu Pathn Pilot Ko Marny Lga Or Bola Mai Pahly Hi Dara Howa Hon Or Tm One Wheeling Kr Rhy Ho
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1 Pathan Jahaz M 1 Seet Pr Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Nam Hi Nhi Le Raha Tha,Logon Ne Bht Minaten Ki Mgr Wo Na Mana Wo Keh Raha Tha K Khan Ka Zaban 1 Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nhi Badlega,To 1 Shakhs Aya Aur Usy Kan M Kuch Kaha To Faorn Uthkr Agli Seet Pr Beth Gya,Log Heran Ho Gay Aur Us Shkhs Se Puch K Tune Usy Kya Kaha Jo Wo Man Gaya,
Admi ! Main Kaha K Khan Ap Kahan Jaoge?To Pathan Ne Kaha K Dubai,To Maine Kaha K Dubai Ki Seet Agli H Ye Lahor Ki Seet H.
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Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.Or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola
Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?
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Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho
Pathan: §Ir §Chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy
Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy
Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi
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Pathan Ka ßaita Awaaz ßadal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy..
"Maira ßaita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa §Akta"
Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay §Y ßola..
Tum Kon ßaat Ker Rahay Hou?
ßacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu ßaat Ker Rahay Hain..
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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua?
Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai.
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SARDAR:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay Se Maar Do:)
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Pathan Galti Se Samunder Me Gir Gaya.... Doobte Doobte Uske Hath Me Machli Aayi....Use Pakad Kar Bahar Pheka Aur Bola Ja Tu Toh Apni Jan
Bacha Le...;-)
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Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!
Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D
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Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network
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5 Phatan Mil KAr Minar-E-PAKistaN Ko DHika LAga REhay THay,
EK AdMi NE POcha KYa KAr REhay Ho ?
PHaTaNoN NE KAha :
Hamare Ustad Ne Kaha HAi K Pakistan KO Le KaR Agy BHaRo . ;-)
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Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya
Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?
Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi ;->
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Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha,
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Usay Yaad Aaya
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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
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Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:
May I Come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz
Pathan: 80 KG
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Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan 2 Sardar: Bakre Ki Zubaan Pakai Hai Khao Ge ?
Sardar: Main Mun Se Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata.
Pathan: To Phir Anda Bana Don... ;->
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Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya K Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chalay To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan Kam Ho Jayega.
1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki: Wazan To Kam Ho Gayi Magar 1 Problm Ho Gayee.
Dr: Wat Problm.
Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar Se 1100km Door Pohanch Gya Ho... ;->
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Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen"!
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Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya
Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge
Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?
Nurse:3000
Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy
Karhai Nhi Karwani =P ;)
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Bhikari:
ALLAH K Nam Pr Kch De Do.
Pathan 100 Ka Note Dikhaty Huy Bola:
Kia Tmhary Pas 50 Hai?
Bhikari:
Khushi Se G Hain
Pathan:
To Kocha Pehlay Wo Kharch Kro
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A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students,
Last Bench Students:
We Are Not Able To Hear You SIR,
Pathan : "OK I'LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!
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1 Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha Mgr Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
2sry Admi Ne Kaha Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhia Aa Jayn Gi.
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Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
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Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha
Stop Se Ek Aadmi Cadha Aur Jaga Mange
Pathan:oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?
Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khada Raha
Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Cadha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakd Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?
Pathan:muhammad Gul Khan Zai.
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Teacher, Gul Khan Tum Class Mein Topi Kiun Phan Kar Aay Ho
Gul Khan, Teacher Kisi Ko Pata Na Chalay Kay Mery Dimag Mein Kia Chal Raha Hai...=P;-)
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Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..
Khan: To Phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..
Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta..!!
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Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2nd Pathan:
Hahahaha
Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga... =P ;->
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Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-O-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)
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Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya..
1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:
Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha?
Pathan:
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Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai...
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Ek Pathan Ka School Main 7th Class Main New Admision Howa .
Teacher.Beta Batao Allama Iqbal KoN Hain?
Pathan.Hum Ko Kya Pata Hum To School Mai Naya Hai..
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Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"! :-) :-} :)}
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Breaking News
ATM @ Tariqroad Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine Whn It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ;)
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Ek Pathan Scheme Wali Bottle Ka Dhakan Bar Bar Khol K Band Kar Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha Dhakan Mai Likha Hai
"Try Again"
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Pathan:molvi Sahab Koi Aisa Tareeqa Btao K Mai Khao Peeo Or Mera Roza Na Tote
Molvi:logo Se Mukke Or Laat Khao Or Gussa Pee Jao Roza Nai Tote Ga.;-)
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Pathan1:Tum Bike Itni Taiz Kyun Chala Rahay Ho?
Pathan2:Ye Khat Urgent Daina Hai.
Pathan1:Kahan?
Pathan2:Addres Parhnay Ka Time Nahi Hai.
Pthan1:Ok Go Fast.
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Pathan Ne Language Centre Me Admision Lia
Or Agle Din Us Se Kaha Gya K Koi Acha Sa English Sentence Sunao
Pathan:josh Me Bola! I Shall Never Die B4 My Death ;->
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1 Pathan Apni Bv K 7film Dek Rha Tha
Film Me Jaj Ne Kaha Ye Adalt 2 Din Bad Apna Faisla Sunaygi
Pathan Ne Tv Band Kr Dya Ur Apne Biwi Se Kaha 2din Bad Dekhege
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Pathan: Yara Hum Bohat Preshan Hai
Dost: Kyun Khan Sahab?
Pathan: O Yara Subah Se Hum Ko Koi Battery Low K Number Se Miss Call De Raha Hai...=P;->
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1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay...=P;->
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Pathan: P C O Kidhar Hai.
Aadmi Ne Ishara Kar K Bataya.
Pathan P C O Me Gaya, Jaib Se Mobile Nikala Or Baat Kar K Bahar Aa Gaya.
Aadmi Ne Poocha 'Jab Aap K Paas Mobile Tha To Aap PCO Main Kyun Gae'
Pathan: Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha K PCO Se Phone Karo Ge To Paise Kam Lagain Ge. :-)
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New Teacher:
"Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid,
Stand Up"
Pathan Stoodup
Teacher: R U Stupid?
Pathan: Nhi
Ap Akeli Khari Theen MuJhe Acha Nhi Lagrha Tha =P ;->
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Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe OR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?
PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe OR School Men Taleem Hasil Ki, ;-)
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1 Pathan Ne Shadi K Liye 1 Zaheen Larki Talash Ki...
Lekin Us Larki Ne Shadi Se Inkar Ker Diya...
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Kyon...?
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Kyon K Wo Waqai Zaheen Thi . . = P ;->
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Ustaad Pathan Se Pakistan K Kitny Soobay Hay?
Pathan (4)
Ustaad Sahabash Un K Naam Batao Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.
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Khocha Khan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
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Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
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Khocha Khan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya He . = P ;->
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Pathan:dr Sahab Meray Betay Ne Chabi Nigal Li Hai.
Dr:Kab?
Khan:3 Months Pehlay
Dr:Tm Abi Tak Kia Kr Rhy Thy?
Pthan:Hum Duplicate Chabi Use Kr Rhay Thay..:-)
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Aik Pathan Quaid E Azam K Mazar Ja Kar Dua Kar Raha Tha,
"Mera Prize Bond Hr Soorat Mein Nikalna Chahiye."
Jaisay Hi Wo Mazar Se Bahir Aya Kisi Ne Us Ki Jaib Se Prize-Bond Nikaal Liya.
Wo Dobara Mazar Par Gya Aur Bola,
"JINNAH SAHIB,
Pehley Puri Baat To Samajh Liya Karain."
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Pathan Ki Shairi....
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Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai!
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Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai!
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Cigrette Se Bhi Mehenga Naswaar Hogaya Hai :-D :P
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Pathan Raat Ko Machardani Laga Kar So Raha Tha, Achanak Ek Jugnoo Aa Nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo Ye Kh0cha Machar Humko Torch Le Kar Dondh Raha Hai :
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