Punjabi SMS
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Punjabi Sms / Text Messages
Here You Will Find Large Collection Of Punjabi Sms, Happy Punjabi Sms, Punjabi Shairi Sms, Punjabi Funny Sms, Punjabi Sms Joke.Send These Punjabi Sms To Your Friends
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King Θf The §Tates, Apple Θf My Father's Éye,
§Trength For My Mother's Heart,
My ßrother Çlimbed Θver The Mare
§Amajh Aai?
Nahi
English §Amajhna Her Kisi K ßus Ki ßaat Nahi
Punjabi Version Mulahiza Farmaen:
Desaan Da Raja Mere ßabul Da Piyara
Ambri De Dil Da §Ahara
Veer Mera Ghori Çharaya
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Holywod In Punjabi Version:
Jarrasic Park:Dainasour Gujjar Da
Mr Bean:Gunga Gujar
Spider Man:jale Wala Gujar
Super Man:urne Wala Gujjar
Titanic:kashti Gujjar Di
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COME Closer Come Come You Cruel, I Am Going To Die,
Samjay?
Nahi,
Lo Translation,
Nairray Aa Aa Aa Zaalma Way, Main Marr Gayee Aaan Aah Aah....
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"Just Don't Be Unhappy My Soul, Sweet Heart....
I Shall Have To Leave This Universe One Day, Sweet Heart"
English Version Nahi Samjhay. Ok, Ye Lo Original Punjabi Version:
"AAWAIEN Russya Na Kar Meri Jaan Sajna,
IK Din Chhad Jana Hay Jahan Sajna..."
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0nce Dere Was A Pukha Kutta.
He Was Very Pukha.
He Phiring Loor Loor.
He Dekhya The Sh0p Of Chacha Kareem.
He Chuking One Boti From Dere, And Nas Gya.
Jab He Guzra From Naalay Alay Pul To.
He Saw Aik Hor Kutta.
He Became Very Shoda.
His Soch Was Very Kutiyan Aali.
He Phonkia On Him & His Apni V Boti Dig Gayee.
MORAL:
Jo Dujyan Nal Kutay Aali Krda A, Ona Nal V Kutay Aali Hondi Ay :-)
.-'''''-.
( '¤' )
[,,]=[,,]
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Fees Maafi Di Darkhwast:
To
Da Principal,
High School
X.Y.Z.
Sir,
Gal Eh Ha K Mere Abby Ny Menu Fees 500RS. Diti C.100 Ta Dostan Ny Film Ty Lawa Dita,150dy Samosy Ty Bottlan P Liyan.5o Da AZRA Nu Load Krwa Dita.Baki 200 Englsh Wali Madm Ty Shart Har Gya.Dostan Ne Shart Lai C K Ohda Sirf MATH Waly Sir Nal Chakar Ay Pr Ohda Te Tohady Naal V Chakr Nikal Aya! Main Hun Kangla Ho Gya Wa Ty Ais Lae Fees Maaf Kiti Javy
Ain Nwazish Hove Gi..
1 Sharif Std-;-)
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Punjabi Cultural Tappy
Woman: Kothy Ty Aa Mahiya
Milna Ta Mil Aa K Nahe Ty Khasmaa Nu Khaa Mahiya
Man: Ki Lena Ay Mitraan To
Milan Tey Aa Javaan Dar Lagda Ay Chhitraan To
W: Tusi Kaaly Kaaly O
Kuj Tey Sharam Kro Dhiyan Putraan Waly O
M: Sary (Audiance) Dand Paye Kadhdy Ney
Asi Tenu Changy Lagdy Sady Dheeyan Putt Wad,Dy Ny
W: Baaghy Wich Aaya Karo,
Jado Asi So Jaiye Tusi Makhiyan Uraya Karo
M: Tusi Roz Nahaaya Karo,
Makhiyan To Dardy O Gurr Thora Khaaya Karo
M&W: Peeng Pyar Di Paavaan Gy
Hun Asi Mil Gaye Aan Geet Pyar Dy Gaawaan Gy.
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William Sastapairs
'Chawal' Frndz R Always 'Chawal'.
They Receive Many Msgs But They Send 'Ikka Dukka'
Msgs In A Week
Actually They R Spacial Kind Of 'Chawals'.
They Becom More 'Dheet' After A Lot Of 'Bisti'.
They R Bhikari Infront Of Frndz Bt Very Sakhee 4 Their Grlfrnds.
Tutt Painay Never Eat Sharam:-
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Vari Varsi Khatan Gya Tay
Khat K Lyanda Pjama,
Jera Aae Msg Parh K Pangra Na Pavay O
Apni Mashoq Day Bchyan Da Mama,,
Ha Ha Ha
Josh Nal Pao Pangraaa...
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Arz Kya Hai:
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay
Nahi Tay.
Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
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Ek Larke Ki Shadi Thi.
Larki Walon Ne Pocha Monda Ki Karda A.
Dasya Lakri Da Kam.
Bad Wich Pata Lagya Monda Maswak Wechda Si.
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TeAcHeR:Jo ANdEr AAnEy K LIyE SUb SE CHotA SEntEncE BoLeY GA,USsEy GIfT MiLey GA.
EnGliSh CHiLd: MAy I CUm IN?
UrdU CHiLd:MaIn ANdR A SkTa HUn?
PuNjAbI
WArAaAn
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Teacher:
" Jumon Faqeer Asaan Je Goth Jo Chango Murs Aahe"
Translate Into English...
Student: " Friday Beggar Is Good Husband Of Our Village"
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Teacher FemaleStudant Se: Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
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2 Punjabi Titanic DeKh Rahay Thay..
Film Khatam Hui To Kehnay Lagay..
Lo Dasso, Ae Ki Film Hui.., Khatam V Ho Gai Par
Sultan Raahi Nai Aaya:-D
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Ek C Cheeta Te Ek C Khota.Dono Hi Shehar Wich Rende C
Cheete Ne MobiL Lia Te Khoty Ne V Le Lia
Hun Cheete Ne Sms Khoty Nu Kita
Te Khota Sms Parh Ria Way
Hun Khota Cheeta Bann Waste Kesi Hor Nu A Msg Snd Kr K Khush Hovy Ga
Pr Onu Ki Pta K Cheeta,Cheeta Honda A Tay Khoota,Khoota Hi Hunda Ay.
Hahahahaha
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Aj Ishq De Tornamint Vich Mai Pyar Da Final Haar Gya
Hai Husn Di Bating Taiz Bari Hr Choka Boundri Paar Gya
Mera Dilbar Gugliyan Bolaan Vich Menu Pyar Da Bounser Maar Gya..
Keeta Catch Us Ny Mera Dil Yaroo.... Main Jetia Match Ve Haar Gya...
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Man: Main Kam PEr JA Rah HoOn.
Sister: Allah Ki Aman Ho VeEr.
Mom:Jeetay Raho Beta.
B.V: Ae Kera Time Ay JAn Da?
Teray Kam E Nai Mukday.
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Dil Nu Lag Jaan Rog Te Ki Kariye
Kisay Di Yaad Vich Ankhiyan Ron Te Ki Kariye
Sanu Milan Di Tamana Rehndi Hai Har Dum
Par Je Yaar Hi Pol Jan Te Ki Kariye.
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Free Free Free!
Dhoti Nal Kacha Free, Gaan (Cow) Nal Vachha Free
Çhaiti Çhaiti Vayah Karalo Nahi Taan
Tuhanu Milay Ga Wohti Naal ßachaa Free.. ;->
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Manah Nahi Karti Sharab Peene Se Punjab Police. Kyunki Har Sipahi Ki Vardi Pe Likha Pp...Pp...Pp
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YE PUNJAB HAI***
1 Halki Darhi Wala Larka Chalti Hoi Bus Mai Charne K Lye Bhaga, Conductor Ne Uski Help Ki Or Uper Charha Lya Lekin Uska Hath Larke Ki Kamar Pr Para Or Usne Mehsos Kra K Larke K Belt Bhandi Hoi Hai Larka Khud Khush Bombar Hai.Wo Chekta Howa Chalang Lga Kr Bhag Gia
KHUDKHUSH BOMBER Driver B Bhag Gia.Awam Koi Khirki Se Koi Gate Se Bhagi, Reh Gia Larka Akaila BUS Se Bahar Aya Log Dor Dor Bhag Gaye Larka Hotel Ki Traf Gia Pura Hotel Khali Hogia. Ksi Ne Police Ko Phone Kra To Police I Mgr Ye Kia Larka Police K Peche Bhaga Ab Larka Peche Peche Police Agay Agay Phr Bomb Diposible Squade Aya Larke Ko Kaha Late Jao Larka Late Gia Comando Darte Drte Karib Gia Ankhen Bnd Hain Jse Hi Lrke Ki Kmar Pr Hath Lgaya Pta Chala Wo SOANA BELT Thi.. :P ;->
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Hasna Ohna Di Aadat C,
Aasi Galat Andaza La Bethy,
Oh Hasdy Hasdy Vasdy Rahe
Ty Aasi Apna Aap Guwa Bethy.
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Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Ray Ga
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Lay Changa Ray Ga
FA,BA,MA Di Digre Lay K Ki Hassil
Dahi Bhalay Di Rehri La Lay Chang? R?Y G?
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ISHQ Da Jisnu Khwaab Aa Janda Ae,
Waqt Samjho Khraab Aa Janda Ae,
Mehboob Aave Ya Na Aave
Par Taare Ginan Da Hisaab Aa Janda Ae!
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Soney Di Itt Mahiya,
RAB Tenu Mobile Dita Koi SMS Te Set Mahiya,
Sone Di Wang Mahiya,
Je SMS Nahi Karna Te Enu Itt Mar K Pan Mahiya
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Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Raen Ga,
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Ly Changa Raen Ga,
Bachi Te Tere Kolon Phasni Koi Nyi,
Sub Kurian Nu Pehn Bna Ly Changa Raen Ga
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Teacher:
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Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
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Othay Te Anni Pei Hoi Hay
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Student:
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?A Blind Girl Is Lying There!
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Tu PaaK KHUDA Di CHaaH WarGa..
MeRe PiNd NU JAnDe RaaH WArGa..
TeNu BHuLLiYe Vi TE KiNjH SAjNa..
Tu AanDeY JAnDeY SaaH WArGa..
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Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye
To,
To,
To,
,,???
(".)
<))>
JL
To Yaad Rakho K
"Puthey Kamman De Puthey Nateje"!
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" K?DI MEH?K Nahi Mukdi Phulan Wicho -
Phul Sukdey Sukdey Suk Jandey -
K?DI Pyaar Nahi Mukda Dilan Wicho -
Sah Mukdey Mukdey Muk Jandey...!
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Pholon Mein Ap,
Kiliyon Mein Ap,
Dil Mein Ap,
Baghon Mein Ap,
Rangon Mein Ap,
Yadon Mein Ap,
Tussi Ghar V Bendey O
K Phirdey E Rendey O
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Tum Nay Chaha Jis Ko Wo Kisi Or Ki Ho Gai
Lo Daso Yar,
Twaday Naal V Pan Yaki Ho Gai .... !
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Sikh:tenu Tairna Anda Ha
Punjabi:no
Sikh:tere Nalo Te Kute Changay Ne Jire Tair Lende Ne
Punjabitenu Anda E?
Sikh:aho
Punjabi:fir Tere Te Kute Wich Ki Fark Ria?
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Mare Rouh Wich Mera Yar Wasda,
Mare Aankh Wich Us Da Khumar Wsda,
Sano Apne Tay Purwa Koi Na,
Pr Her Waily Rawyy Mera Yar Wasda.
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Sohna Dil Te Husan Jawan Howe
Pakki Sadak Te Ucha Makaan Howe
Aa Ghut K "Jhaphi" Paa Laiye
Jehra Pehla Chade O Baiman Howe.
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A Person Wished " Iss Zindagi Say To Mout Behtar Hai "
An Angel Came There And Said To Him " Chal Tera Akhri Waqt Aa Gaya Hai "
The Person Said To Him "Oye Main Ta Unj Hi Kiya Si,
Hun Banda Gul Bhi Na Karay"
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J 13 Khayal 20 Na Aawey
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80 Udas Ho Jandey Han
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100 20 Nhi Sakdy
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Chalo A 10 Devo
Tusi 20 Sahnoun Ina He Yad Kardey O?
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Ya Roz 32 Band Kr K 100 Jande O?
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When U Feel That Nobody Loves U.
No Body Cares 4 U.
&
Every 1 Is Ignoring U.
& Hating U.
Then Should Tell Urself....
"PUTAR TU HY HE ISE QABIL"
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Sohane Nain Tere
Tery Gut Da Main Rumal Hovan
Jis Gali Vich Tou Rehandi Hove
Us Gali Da Main Choki Daar Hovan
Tera Piyoo Hove Hakeem
Main Ghar Aavan Te Bemar Hovan
Teri Lavan 5,7 Chumiyan
Aes Tou Vudh Lavan Te Gunahgaar Hovan
Fir Vi Tere Mere Pyaar Te Kissi Nou Shak Hove
Oodi Ve Main Pain Da Yaar Hovan .;-)
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Aaj Wo Hm Sy Jannat Mein Tkra Gye
Aaj Wo Hm Sy Jannat Mein Tkra Gye
Or Hamaray Dil Sy Awaz Nikli
Fitay Muun Tusi Ithy V A Gye
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If U Dont Have A Gf/Bf,Dont Have A Nice Job,Dont Like Partying & Dancing,Just Have A Boring Life,Then Dont Wory Just Log On 2
Www.Rabba Chukk Lay.Com
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PUNJABI STYLE MEI MOHABBAT KA IZHAR
O Meray Dil Day Chain, Teray Pichay Kutte Pain, Tu Lutiya Mere Dil Da Chain,Rab Kare Tenu Keray Pain,Teray Nain Bary Nashelay,Jeeven Jharoo De Teelay, Tu Mery Dil Wich Idaan Wasi,Jeeven Kichar Wich Maj Phasi,Jane Jigar Jane Tamanna,Eddar A Teriyan Latta Pannan.
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How Does Lazy Ppl Take Bath During Winters?
They Stand Infront Of A Mirror,Throws Water On Mirror & Say "Ina Thanda Pani, Oye Mar Ditta E Zalma! "
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Phone Te Krna Dunia Dari
Miscal Te Suki Yari
Aeder Oder Lambian Calan
Mout Paindi A Sadi Wari.
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O
Mere
Makhna
Meno
Yaad
Rakhna
Har
Vely
Hasna
Koi
Problem
Howy
Ty
Dasna
Kise
Hor
Nal
Na
Phasna
Bus
Mery
Nal
Vasna
O Mere Makhna
Kaisa Hy Ye Sms Zaror Dasna.
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2 Cats To Shrabi Rat: Ajj Tainu Khan Nu G Krda A!
Rat:chappair Na Kha Lein.Main Es Layi Nai Kuch Kehnda K Log Kehn Gay 1 Shrabi Ne 2 Jananiyan Kutt Dittiaan ;->
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Us Naal Yari Kadi Na Laiyo
Jisnu Apne Te Gharoor Hove
Maa Baap Nu Bura Na Akhiyo
Bhaven Lakh Unna Da Kasoor Hove.
Bure Rastey Na Jaiyo.
Chaye Kini Vi Manzil Dur Hove.
Raah Jandey Nu Dill Kade Na Deyo.
Chahe Lakh Mooh Te Noor Hove.
Mohabat Sirf Othe Kariyo..
Jithe Piyar Nibhan Da Dastoor Hove...
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A Punjabi Jatt Got Married In A Urdu Speaking Family Of Lucknow.
Girl"S Father With A Lot Of "Tehz??B" Asked,
Beta Huzoor Aap Ne Hamari Beti Ko Kaise Paaya?
Jatt Replied "O Ji Tuhaddi Beti Di Kya Baat Hai Ji,
Agyon Paya, Pichyon Paya, Te Kal Raati Muh Wich Vi Paya.
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Dont Open This Msg Till 2marrow
Ruk
Rukja
Rukja
Oye Rukja
Rukja Oye
Rukja
Mainu Pata Si Tu Nai Rukna
Main Msg Hi Kal Bhejan Ga....
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A Punjabi Jatt Got Married In A Urdu Speaking Family Of Lucknow.
Girl"S Father With A Lot Of "Tehz??B" Asked,
Beta Huzoor Aap Ne Hamari Beti Ko Kaise Paaya?
Jatt Replied "O Ji Tuhaddi Beti Di Kya Baat Hai Ji,
Agyon Paya, Pichyon Paya, Te Kal Raati Muh Wich Vi Paya.
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SMS Bhejan Da Nahi Si Shonk Saanu, Teri Yaad Ne Mobile Fada Dita, Message Likhde Likhde Space Muki, Assi Overwrite Alloweed La Dita, Yaara Mereya Message Reply Karin, Assi Apna Farz Nibha Dita
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Jo Assar Hai Akh Di Maar Ander
Oh Na Teer Te Na Talwaar Andar
Ohna Rab Nu Labh Ke Ki Lena
Jinna Paa Leya Rab Nu Yaar Ander!!!
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1 Angraiz Nay Pind Main Aylan Karwana Tha. Us Ko Translater Nahi Mill Raha Tha. Atlast Us Ko 1 Sardar Mill Gia. Ab Angraiz Aylan Kar Raha Tha Aur Sardar Translate Ker Raha Tha.....
Angraiz Says> O People
Sardar Translate > O Pan-Yako...
Its Announced Hardly...
Bund Paar K Aylan Kitta Janda Aiy...
If Someone Interfere...
Kisi Nay Pan-Yaki Karan Di Koshish Kiti..
He Will Punished Elephantly
Auno Hathi Day Lan Nal Ban Dita Jai Gaa...
Thats It..
Lan Tay Charoo...
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Ek Tusi Sharmandey Bohat Ho ,Ek Tusi Itrandey Bohat Ho,Dil Kar Da Hai Tuhano Dinner Tay Lay Jawan Per Tusi Khandey V Bohat Ho.
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