Naughty SMS
I Had Avised RANI MUKHERJI To Use WHISPER
But
She Didn't
THEN.....!!!!
THEN WHAT.....???
"LAAGA CHUNRI MEIN DAAG....."
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1 Admi Apni Biwi K Sath Apna Scoter Dho Raha Hota Hai. Us K Totly Bete Se Ksi Ne Pocha. Abu Kya Kr Rhe Hei. Beta! Abu Chuter Dho Rhe Hei Ami Pani Dal Rai Hei.
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Aik Larki Ne Apni Jeans Utar Di Or Larke Se Boli:
"Muje Larki Hone Ka Ehsas Dilao"
Larke Ne B Jeans Utar De Or Bola:
"Jao Ye Dono Jeans Dho Kar Lao".
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Woman Has Man In It......
Mrs. Has Mr In It......
Female Has Male In It........ She Has He In It......
No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women... ;->
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Zamane Ki Dard Se Us Ki Tasweer Toilet Me Chopa Rakkhi Hai. Didaar Ho Uska Barbar Isliye Julaab Ki Goli Kha Rakki Hai.
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Tum Duniya K Un Chandh Insano Mein Se1 Ho Jinko Dekh K Unka Abba Kehta Hai.?
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K
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Kash
Us Din
"Main Jaldi Sojata"
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The Boy Went To His Dad's Friend Home Late Night..
Uncle Offered Him To Sleep In Baby's Room..
Boy Refused Due To Baby's Crying Nature And Went To Sleep In Tv Lounge..
Next Morning On Breakfast Table He Saw A Beautiful Girl..
Boy Asked: Who R U?
Girl: I Am Baby And U?
Boy: Main Ullu Ka Patha..
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Hajjaam Ki Dukaan K Upar Ghar Pe Lady Saari Sukhaane Daali........... Hajaam Ki Dukaan Main Andhera Ho Gaya............ Hajaam Ne Awaaz Di.... "Beebiji... Saari Uthao, Neeche Baal Kaatna Hai...!!" ;->
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Girl:ek Sasti C Breazer Dena
Salesman: Ye 60 Ki
Girl: Or Sasti
Ye 30 Ki
Or Sasti
Ye 20 Ki
Girl: Or Sasti
Chotu! In Ko 2 BOTTEL K DHAKKAN Or SUTLI De Do.
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Meri DUA HAi
K
TUmhe. . .
MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN JEsi LAmbi ZindAgi MilAy. . .
HEr BAndA 5 RUpEy DEy KAr. . .
TUmhAry OpEr ChArhy....... ;->
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Shehzada Saleem: Hmari Ama Or Aba Hm Se Itna Pyar Krte Thay K Hmare Sonay Tk Hmare Pas Baithe Rehte Or Hm Phir B Na Sotey
WAZEER:isi Lye To Ap Iklote Reh Gaye.
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Raat Ko Sirf 3 Tarah Ke Log Jaagte Hai:
Bhoot - Insan Ko Darane K Liye..
Machar - Insan Ko Satane K Liye..
Husband & Wife - Insan Ko Banane Ke Liye
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15 To 20 Saal Ki Larki Football Ki Tarha Hai Aik K Pechay Dus Log.
21 To 30 Saal Ki Larki Cricket Ball Hai Aik K Pas Ati Hai Baqi Reh Jatay Hain.
31 To 40 Saal Ki Larki To Nahi Hoti,
Woh Aurat Hoti Hai Jo Table Tennis Ki Ball Ki Tarha Hai Aik Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Dusra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh !
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Boy 2 Girl:mere Sath Dan?E Karo Gi
Girl:main Bache K 7 Dance Nahi Karte
Boy: Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha K Ap Pregnent Hain.
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Door Gaon Main
Raat Ko Jub..
Maa Baap Sotay Nahin..
To..
Bachay Kehtay Hain..
So Jaa Bapu
So Jaa..
Nahi To Aik Aur Ho Jaye Ga!
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For India, Its Ind.
For Pakistan Its Pak.
For Australia Its Aus.
For Argentina Its Arg.
For Germany Its Ger.
Then What's For
Brazil & London.
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Kehtay Hain: "Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!"
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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"3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.
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Raju: Meet My Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I Know Her.
Raju: How.?
Raghu: V Were Caught Sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What D Hell.?
Raghu:10yrs Ago,In D History Class... ;->
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A Beautiful Statement Written Inside Men's Toilet :
The Future Of Our Country Is Now In Your Hands! ;->
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Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
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PAAD K NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo Maray Wo Fresh,
Jo Songay Wo Crash,
Kabi Awaz Kabi Be Awaz Hota Hy
Mgr Badbo Apni Hr Su Pehlata Ha,
Kabi Poooon,
Kabi Paaaan,
Kabi Padar Padar Niklta Ha,
Ktna Surela Hota Ha Kabi To Lambi Seti B Bjata Ha,
Kabi Akelay Men Kabi Mehfil Men Nikl Jata Ha,
Akelay Ke Tou Khayr Hai Mgr Mehfil Men Tanha Kar Jata Hai,
Kabi Tou Aysa Sarata Hai K Naak K Baal Jala Dayta Hai,
Aur Kabi Dosto Ke Tarha Hawa Main He Ghul Mil Jata Hai
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Most Romentic Shyari Of The Year Arz Kiya Hai,
Paani Ke Bina Tu Tatti Se Libre Chuttarh Dho Nahi Sakti....
Mere Siva Tu Kisi Aur Ki Ho Nahi Sakti!!!
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Make Luv To Your Girlfriend On Valentines Day She Will Give You Good News On Mothers Day And U Will Have Childrens On Childrens Day Don't Try This At Everyone Otherwise U Will Have Bad News On
1st December (Aids Day)
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Faakay Pe Faaka Ho Raha Hai,
Nakay Pe Naka Ho Raha Hai,
Hakumat Kar Rahi Hai Mansooba Bandi,
Phir Bhi Kakay Pe Kaka Ho Raha Hai....
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Heights Of Patriotism :
U Sitting On An English Toilet
In Pakistani Style.
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The Beauty Of English:
Ever Noticed How Deleting 1 Word After The Other In A Sentence Can Lead To A Story..?
E.G.
Oh UMAiR Please Dont Touch Me At All.!
Oh UMAiR Please Dont Touch Me At
Oh UMAiR Please Dont Touch Me
Oh UMAiR Please Dont Touch
Oh UMAiR Please Dont
Oh UMAiR Please
Oh UMAiR
Ohhh
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A Gunman Stops A Car N Asks Man 2 Masturbate.
Scared Driver Obeys.
Dis Continues 6 Times Till Driver Has No Energy Left.
GM Says:Now Give Lift 2 My DaughTer ;->
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Song From Movie Machis...
Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi...
"Lo KarLo BaaT.. Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi ToU KamaaL HE LaGeGi Na..." ;->
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AjEeb DosT HAy MerA AjEeb MizAj RAkhtA HAy
SawAL KArnE SE PEhLAy JAwAb RAkhtA HAy
WesAy TOu KEhtA HAy "I HatE GirLz"
MagAr KhUsrOn SE HAnsi MAzAq RAkhtA HAy ;->
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MOOCHI Ki BV Se Us Ki Saheli Ne Poocha
Kal Suhaag Raat K Se Guzri?
B V!
Kute Ne Dono SURAAKH
'C' Daye
Or Pochta Hai Or
Kahan Kahan Se Phati Hai...? ;->
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Teacher: Laden Ki 5 Biwian Or20 Bache, Lalu Ki 1 Biwi Or9 Bache Tou Btao In Dono Me Se Kon Acha?
Bacha: Score To Laden Ka Zyada Hy Pr Avrage Lalu Ka Acha Hy ;->
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Boss To Secretory: Book My Ticket For London.. Aur Suno Mera Naam "D.K.BOSE" Likhwana....!
Werna Airport Pe Mera Naam "BOSE.D.K" Announce Hota Hai.... ;->
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Toothpaste Ki Ad Mein ,Daant Hi Dikhay Jatey Han Shampoo Ki Ad Mein Baal Dikhay Jatey Han But Always Ki Ad Mein Dhooka Kyon
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What's Nasbandi.......?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi... ;->
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When An Apple Is Green, It Is Ready To Pluck!
& When A Girl Is 18, She Is Ready For...
NADRA I D CARD ...Or Kiya?
Hamesha Ganda He Sochna.....:-)
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Tauba Kya Zamana Agya Hai!
Warid Walon Ko Kya Hogya Hai?
Bare Se Poster Pe Ek Ladki Ki Photo Hai Or Likha Hai "Lagey Raho"...Sari Raat Sirf 60 Paise Mein.....
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Yeh Sookha Andar Jata Ha
Aur
Gila Bahir Ata Ha
Phele Chota Hota Ha
Phir Yeh Mota Hota Ha
Jab Ye Andar Rehta Ha To Yeh Red Kar Deta Ha
Thori Dair Hilane K Baad Jab Ise Bahir Nikalo To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Yeh Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Ha
Kuch Aur Nahin Ha Yeh
Is Ko Kehte Han LIPTON TEA BAG...
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2 Bache Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The. Achanak Lion Aa Gaya
1st-Chotu, Tu Dar Raha Hai?
2nd-Nahi, Main Nahi Darta.
1st-To Saley Apni Dho Meri Kyun Dho Raha Ha
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SHARABI. Janoo Tumhare LIPS Kitne Garam, Kitne Naram, Kitne Pink, Meethe & Geele Hain. Girl. Abey Bhosri K Pehle Meri TANGO Ke Beech Se Apna MOO To Bahar Nikal.
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Qus: Why Girls Cry On Wedding Day AT The Time Of DeparTure?
Ans: Wo Sochati Hai K Itney Saal Intezar Karney K Baad Dulha Mila Bhi To Sirf Eik.. ;-|
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Aisi Kon C Chez Hai.
Jo Woman Mei Aagee HoTi HAi Or Cow MEi PeChe.?
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Its= " W "
W-OMAN
CO-W
Har WAqT NegaTivE Mat Socha Karo... ;->
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A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain...
..&..
Screamed.... "Ha... My Pussy Is Getting Wet....." ;->
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Teacher: Name The Thing Which Carries More Weight But Has Vary Less Weight.
Student: Ur Braizer
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Bhool Gaye Ya Bhulana Chathe Ho
Door Kar Dia Ya Jana Chathe Ho
Aazma Lia Ya Aazmana Chathe Ho
Ek Sms To Kar Do Mere Dear
Ya Abhi Or Wait Karwana Chathe Ho
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Bacha: Miss Hamary Ghar Aaj Bhai Anay Wala Hay.
Miss: Wo Kasay?
Bacha: Jab Phichli Bar Ammi Hospital Main Admit Theen Tu Behan Aae Thi
Ab Abu Admit Hain...
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8 SAAL KA BACHA RAPE K CASE MAIN PAKRA GAYA,ADALAT MEIN LADY LAWYER NEY US KI LULY PAKAR KAR KAHA,KYA YEHKAR SAKTA HAI...?
BACHA BOLA_
"ZIYADAY MAT HILA
WARNA CASE HAR GEI GE....!
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1 Ldka Aur 1 Ladki,
Oho,
Dono Jhadi Ke Piche,
Oho,
Daba Daba Ke,
Oho,
Choos Chooske,
Oho,
Fruity Pi Rahe The.
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Ravan Had 20 Eyes But He Sighted Only One Woman ....You Have Only 2 Eyes
But You Sight Every Woman. Now Who Is Ravan?
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A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain
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&Amp;
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Screamed ........
&Quot;Ah ! My Pussy Is Getting Wet .....&Quot;
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A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain
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Screamed ........
"Ah ! My Pussy Is Getting Wet ....."
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