Naughty SMS
Bacha(Ma Sy),,
Mama Mey Ksy Paida Hwa?
Maa,,
Meyny Ek Patila Liya.Usmey Mati Dali Tory Din Bd Dykha To Waha Tm Thy.'
Bachy Ny B Ehsa Kia Mgar Usmy Sy Mendak Bramad Hwa To Wo Bola,,,
Dil To Krta Hy Tujy Jansy Mar Dhon Mgar Kia Karhon?Tu Mri Olaad Hy. . . ;->
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Pyar KrNay K Bhi AsoOL HOtaY Hain.
BanhoOn ME BharNay K Bhi RULe HOtAy HAin,
Wife SE Love KRna Ho Or JAgAH Na MilLay. .
Don't U WOrRy.
Bachoon Ko BHejnay K LiAy SchoOL HotAy HAin. ,
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BuS 1 Mor PEr JAb TUrN Hui TO JhAtKa Lga,
Or KHaRi HUi EK HasSEen Larki Ka NAzAk SA HaTH OOpEr Danday Se ALag HUa Or ZAnAtay K SaATH PasS Khray HuAy EK Nojwan K GaAL Per PAra,
Larki Sharminda Ho Kr BOlLI SoRry,
Nojwan Ne KAha K Koi BaAT Nahi Ji§ TaRah K KhYaLat MErAY DiL Me AA RahAy ThAy IS WaJAh SE Me IS Thappar KA MuSTaHiq HoON.
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Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!
MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I'm Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
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Don't Carry Umbrella During Rain,
Keep WHISPER On Ur Head Coz Yeh Ghanto Tak Geelepan Ka Ehsas Bhi Na Hone De. ;-)
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Shiddat Se Mujhe Ansu Bahane Day Aj Galib...
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Ek He TRIPPLE Thi Computer Mein Woh Bhi Delete Hogayi... ;->
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School Teacher: What Do You Call A Man Who Doesn't Use CONDOMS . . . ?
All Students Simultenously Shouted . .
...DADDY..
Daddy.. Daddy :-D
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Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed Per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.
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Aik Khobsort Khaton Ne Pasport K Lie Office M Application Di,
Klark Ne Application Form Parha Or Kaha;-
"Apne Aik Bachy Ki Umer Aik Sal Likhi Hy 2ry Bachay Ki Umr 6 SaAL Likhi Hai,
Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay Wafat Paa Gaye,
Aurat Ne Bhi Takulafana Jawab Dia,
K
"G Main To Abhi Zinda Hoon"
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Medical Science Says
Tight Clothing Stops Circulation
Bt The Truth Is
Tighter A Woman's Clothin,
More The Circulation In Man's Body! ;->
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Class Mein Shorr Ho Raha Tha Teacher Nahi Tha.
Principal Entered N Asked Angrily: Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hay?
8 Larkian Sharmatay Huay:
Sir Hamara...
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Ek Larka Apne Papa Se: "Papa Main Ne Bhi Apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hein Aapki Tarhan"
Papa: "Kutey Deya Putra O Terian Phuphian Sn"
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Ek Bona Suhag Raat Walay Din Apne Room Mein Gaya Aur Biwi Se Kaha: Chal Ghori Ban
Biwi Boli Bohat Jaldi Ho Rahi Hai Kya?
Bona: Abay Gate Ki Kundi Lagani Hai.
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Thought Of D Day
Never Hold Ur Farts In.
Dey Travel Up
Ur Spine,
In 2 Ur Brain
N Thats Where U
Get Shitty Ideas
From!
So Blast 2 GLORY!
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Teacher: Wat Is Difference B/W
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Frnd
3. Wife?
Student:
1. Prepaid
2. Post Paid
3. Zong (1 No Free Sari Life, Raat 12 Se Subah 7 Tak)
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What Foolish Concepts
Society Has ?
If A Watch Goes Bad,
They Say BAND HAI.
And
If A Girl Goes Bad,
They Say CHALU HAI !!.
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Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls?
Ans:Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot.. ;-)
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Balochi:
Hamare Registan Mein
"Khush-Amdeed" Bolo To Vapis Awaz Aati Hai
"Amded Amded"
Pathan:
Hamare Paharon Ma
"I Luv U" Bolo Tu Awaaz Aata Hai
"Luv U Luv U"
Punjabi:
A Keri Gal A.
Saade Pind Vich Awaz Maro,
"Teri Maa Di. . ."
Te Vapas Awaz Aandi A,
"Teri Pahen Di"
"Teri Niki Di"
"Teri W@Ddi Di"
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The Beauty Of English:
Ever Noticed How Deleting One Word After The Other In A Sentence Can Lead To A Story?
E.G.
Oh John Please Don?T Touch Me At All.
Oh John Please Don?T Touch Me At.
Oh John Please Don?T Touch Me.
Oh John Please Don?T Touch.
Oh John Please Don?T.
Oh John Please.
Oh John.
Ohhh.
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GABBAR: Ye Haath Humko Dede Thakur.
THAKUR: Theek Hai, Lele. Par 1 Shart Hai.
Vada Kar?.
Roz ?POTTI? Dhone Tu Ayega. . . . . .
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Beta: Mama Ye Pregnant Kya Hota Hai?
Mama: Beta Ghussay Ko Pregnant Kehte Hain.
Next Day Beta School Se Aa Raha Tha K Ek Larki Pe Gir Gaya. Us Larki Ki Maa Usay DanT?Ti Hai To Wo Kehta Hai: Oye Gira Teri Beti Pe Hun Aur Pregnant Tu Ho Rahi Hai
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Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
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Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo
Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo
Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..
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Saali- Mini Skirt Me Jijaji K Paas Aakar Kehthi Hai: Jiju Dekhiye To, Jukne Se Meri Panty Dikhthi He Kya?
Jija: Pahle Pehan To Lo, Phir Dikhana.
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The Wind
The Wind
The Naughty Wind
That Blows The Girl?S Skirt High
But The Nature Is Clever
It Sends Dust With The Wind
To Close The Boy?S Eyes.?;-)
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Arz Kia Hai.
The Later The Bus The Longer The Que.
The Later The Bus The Longer The Que.
Wah Wah Wah
The Shorter The Skirt The Better The View!
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Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!
Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
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A Small Kid Wrote 2 Santa Clause,
?Send Me A Brother.?
Santa Wrote Back,
?Send Me Ur Mother.?
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Relation Between Men
&Women As On Now Days :-
You Can Touch Each Other
But You Cannot
Touch Each Other?S Mobiles . . !
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Lady - Shoes Dikhaiye .
Shopkeeper : Kitnne Number Ka ?
Lady - 36 No.
Shopkeeper Jaao Madam Jaao , Ghar Se Soch Kar Nikla Karo Kya Lena Hai.;->
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Teri Galiyon Main Na Rakhain Gai Qadam Aaj Ke Baad..
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Kyon Ke Kechar Buhat Ho Jata Hai Barash Ke Baad
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A Toilet Is Like A Committee Meeting. People Come With Lot Of Pressure, Sit, Create A Lot Of Noise, And Ultimately Drop The Matter.
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Oil Or Ghee Companies Ny Pakistan Mai Orat Ko Boht Khul K Bat Krny Ki Azadi Dy Di Hy Ab Wo Khul K Apni Hr Bat Krti Hy.
Woh Is Tarha K.,
1 Orat Dosri Sy Keh Rhe The:
Ay Behan,
Manay Pehlay "SUFI" Ko Azmaya,
Lakin Phr "KISAN" Ko Ghr Ly Ae,
Mgr Jo Mza Mujhay "HABIB" Ny Diya Hy,
Wo Kisi Or Main Kahan!
;-)
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"ALCOHAL" Contains "FEMALE HARMONES"
Proof: After Drinking. . .
Men Get Weight
Talk Unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . . . . ;->
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Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti
Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost Yahan
Bina Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.
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Classic Example To Prove Gals R Selfish
When I Was A Child So Many Gals Wanted To Kiss Me
I Allowed
Now I Want To Kiss So Many Gals But No One Allows
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Height OF MissUnderStanding . . .
An Old Woman Wanted To Travel By Bus To The Pet Cemetry Wid The Remains Of Her Cat..
As She Whisperd To The Driver " I've A Dead Pussy. . . "
The Driver Pointed To The Woman In The Seat Behind Him & Said: " Sit Wid My Wife, U Two Have A Lot In Common. . . " (;->)
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Every Mans Wish . .
Dhoni Ne T20 Cup Jeet Kar Shirt Utari . . . . . . .
Kaash ,
Sania Mirza Bhi Jaldi Se Wimbledon Jeete . . . . . . . :- )
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Kabhi Kehta Tha Dost Mera
K
"Jaan Bhi Maango Tu Hazir Hay"
Aaj Apni Biwi Ko Jaan Kehta Hay,
Aur Maango Tu Inkaar Karta Hey..!
Matlabi Saaalaaa.. :)
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Educational Progress. . . .
B.S.
Bull Shit. . .
M.S.
More Shit. . .
Ph.D.
Piled Higher & Deeper. . . . ;->
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Mallika At Airport. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 Rupiya Dedo.
Malika Gave Him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why U Gave Him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli Bar Kisine Behan Kaha
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Suna Hai Yaad May Hamari,
Kisi Ko Loose Motion Lag Gaye Hain....?
Chalo Hain To Ye Bhi Aansu,
Bas Zara Rasta Bhatak Gaye Hain.... ;-)
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Y Do We Always Praise Shahid Afridi Who Scored 100 Runs Of 37 Balls. The Real Record Blongs To Shah Sultan Of Saudi Arabia Who Scored 100 Sons Of Only 2 Balls.
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A Group Of Elephants Were Sitting On The Street. A Cute Female Elephant Passed By...
What Does The Loafer Elephant Say?
Wow Kia Figure Hai
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Monika Lewinski Asks:
Laaloo Jee U R So Intelligent, But Why U Have 9 Children?
Laloo Jee Replied: Humarey Time Mein Woh 'Muu Mai Lainey Wali Baat Nahi Thi Na.
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Shadi K 7 Din Baad,
Saas Dulhun Say: Kia Tum Nay Meri Di Hue Sari Pehni?
Dulhun:- Wo Mujhay 7 Din Se Shalwar Nhi Pahnne De Rahey!
Aap Ko Sari Ki Parri Hay.,.,
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We All Love To Spend Lots Of Money For Buying New Clothes
But Honestly
Did We Ever Realized That The Best Times We Enjoy Is The Time We Spend Without Clothes!!
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Aap Ki Personality Per Aik Sher Arz Kia Hai,
Soraj Hamesha Chand Key Sath Rahe Ga,
Wah Wah,
Tou Chutiya Tha Chutiya Hai Aur Chutiya Rahe Ga,
Wah Wah..>
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Ek Sharif Admi Shadi K Bad Apni Biwi Se Bola: Aj Se Tum Hi Meri Zindagi Ho
Rahat Ho Tamanna Ho!
Biwi: Mere Liye B Aj Se Ap Hi FARHAN Ho AMIR Ho Aur HAMMAD Ho.
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