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Shadeed Garmi Ki Waja Se Bhenso Ne Doodh Kam Dena Shuru Kr Dia Hai, Dar Hai K Doodh Ki Shortage Ho Jaye Gi, Is Liy Tamaam "GIRLS" Se Guzarish Hai K Is Muskil Waqt Mein Hukumat Ka Sath Den
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Aur Boil Karte Waqt Doodh Zaya Hone Se Bachayen.
U Dirty Mind.
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Son : Padosi Ki Ladki Ko English Nahi Ati
Father: Tujhe Kese Pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
Kaha 2 Thappad Marti Hai
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Jo Ho Saky To Nawaz Do
Mri Subha Ko Nikhar Do
Mri Sham Ko Sanwar Do!
Mry Dukhon Ko Qarar Do
Ye Na Ho Skay To Yun Kro
Mujy Apni Girl/Frnd Udhar Do.. =P ;->
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Larka: Tum Ho Kya Cheez Jo Itnay Nakhray Dikha Rahi Ho?
Larki: I Am Heroin
Larka: To Heroinchi To Main B Hon.
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A Person Doing His Own SWOT Analysis.
Strength: My Wife
Weakness: My Neighbor's Wife
Opportunity: When My Neighbor Is
On Tour
Threat: When I Am On Tour. :)
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Child 2 D Sales Girl In A Sweets Shop:
Miss, Will U Marry Me When I Grow Up.
Girl Smiled & Said:
Yes
Child:
Can U Give Ur Future Husband A Free Chocolate! ;->
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PYAR Ek Samandar Ki Tarhan Hai.Or Har Samandar Main Nahane Ka Alag Alag Hi Maza Hota Hai.To Sub Se Pyar Lena Chaiye.
William Nargis!
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BOY:
Its Just A Formality, But I Still Ask
"Can I Marry Ur Daughter"
FATHER:
'Who Told U Its Just A Formality'?
BOY:
"The Gynaechologist:-
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Girl N Boy Were Siting Alone In D Garden..
Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster..
Boy-Runaway Ur Father Is Coming!!!
:-D
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Beta: Kitni Sundar Larki Hy
Baap: Beta Ye Miss Hen Tumhari Maan K Brabar Hen.
Beta: Haan Abba Har Jagah Apna Chance Lagana , Hamen Kuch Nahin Karne Dena...;)
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Aap Cartoon
Aap K Bhai Cartoon
Aap Ki Sister Cartoon
Aap K Abbu Cartoon
Aap K Bachay Cartoon
Aap Ki Puri Family Cartoon
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Dekhte Hain Ya Nahi?
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Larka... Nay Car Rok Kar Larki Say Poocha "Miss Aap Lift Laina Pasand Karain Ghee"?
Larki "Naheen Main Doo Dafa Lift Lay Chukey Hoon Ab Apnay Ghar Ja Rahi Hoon
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Kia Kr Rahe Ho Ager Farig Ho Tu Pas Ao
Thora Or
Or
Or Pas
A Kr Mujhy
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Hawa Do Q K Light Nahi Hy Or Bohat Garmi Hy..
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1 Murghi Super Market Gae Aur Kaha: 1 Anda Dena
Salesman: Tum Anda Kya Karogi?
Murghi: Q K Murgha Ne Bola Hai Darling! 5 Rupay K Liye Apna Figure Khrab Mat Kro
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Kareena Has Small.!
Rakhi Has Big.!
Ranimukerji Has 1 Big & 1 Small!
Aishwaryarai Has Two Small!
What's Dat?
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The Letter 'R'
But I Like The Way U Thnk ;->
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Hum Saath Marnay Ka Soch Kar Darya Main Kood Gaye FARAZ....
Uppar Pohanch K Farishtey Ne Btaya K WO Swimming Champion Thi...
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In Which Case-MAN Start Swetting
In 10 Mins & WOMAN Wan 2 Go On & On..
Think..
Shopping
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Agr AAp KI ShAdi LatE HO RAhi HY TO DaiLy EarLy MoRnInG UtH KR ApNa PAJAMA DHo KR WaLid SAHb K KMry K SaMny SUkhaAny K LiYe LAtka DAin ...;->
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Larkiyon Aur Larko Ki Wo Kon Si Jaga Ha Jaha Hadi Nahe Hoti . ?
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HOnT DiRty Mind...=P;->
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Boy To TEaCheR:
MaM I LoVe U .
MAm:sTuPiD I M UR MOtHeR ,
BoY DAiLeD A NUmBeR 4rm MOb ND SAiD"DAD I HAvE DOnE UR WOrK,Now InCrEaSe MY POcKeT MOnEy"
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ATTENTION ALL!
Halaat Kharab Hugaey Hain
Abhe Abhe 4 Dhamakay Aur Thori Bohot Firing Hui Hai
Mere Pait
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Hum Bhi Kaisi Qismat Rakhte Hain . .
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Zameen Mili Banjar
Aur
Dost Miley Kanjar
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Its The G0od GirLz ThAt KEep Da DiARieS,
ThE BAd GirLz NeVer HaVe THe TiMe. . ;-)
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Ek Aurat Ki 8 Larkia'n Thi Aur Sb Ka Naam 'Chandni' Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha- Tum Kisi Ek Ko Kese Bulati Ho?
Aurat- Lo Kr Lo Baat, Sab K Sur-Name Alag Hyn... =P ;)
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World's Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled...
She Smiled...
Baby Cried...:P;->
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1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya ToU Us K BaaP Ne Pocha:
Yeh Kis Ka Bacha HA ?
Larki: PaPa Dua SaLaM ToU Sab Se The Ab Mein Kis Kis Ka NaaM Loon... =P ;->
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Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
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DOCTOR BAchEy 2 He Achey
WAisE ApKe KitnE BAchey HAin
LADY PehLe Tu 2 He ThAy
LeKiN JAbSe IshtehAr DekhA Hy To
Achey Ki TALAsh MEi 10 HogAyE Hy
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Teacher Kisses Ko Sentence Main
Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi
Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae
Student Aaj Subah Subah
Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui
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In A Hospital Two Nurses Were Discussing About The New Doctor
1st Nurse He Dresses Very Well.
2nd Nurse And Very Quickly Too
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GOLDEN WORDS BY MEERA
(A Pakistani Film Actor)
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" Rape Is NOt A Crime Its Just A Surprise .. "
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Govrment Ny Aeilan Kya Hy! Jis Shakhs K
5bachey Hongy Unhy 50000 Dye Jaingy.
Sardar Apne Wife Sy: Myri Gf K Pas
Mera 1 Beta Hy Abhe Lata Hon.
Ghar Aya To 2 Bache Nhi Thy Pocha Kahan Hy?
Wife! Jisky Thy Wo Lygya...
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DEFINE AGONY:
Its Like A One Armed Man Hanging At The Edge Of A Cliff By His Only Arm! And With His Butt Devastatingly Itchy.
DEFINE DEATH:
He Scratched It ;->
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Aik Admi Kafi Der Se Khans(Cough) Rha Tha. Sher Khan Ne Osay Aek Goli Khila Di
THODI Der Baad Sher Khan K Dost Ne Pocha: Yar Khansi Ki Goli To Khatam Thi, Phir Tu Ne Os Admi Ko Konsi Goli Di Jiski Wja Se Wo Nhi Khans Rha?
SHER KHAN: Mene Jullab Ka Goli Dya Tha. AB Wo Khansnay Se Pehle Sochta Hay. :)
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Batao Wo Konsa Amal Hy Jis Main Raahat Aur Laanat Dono Ek Saath Milti Hyn?
Haar Maani?
Answer Is ....
PooOOoOon... :-D
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Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?
Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
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American Child: Hello Mister
Padri Reply: U Can Call Me Father My Child
Bucha: Acha To Tm Yaha Ghom Rahe Ho Aur Mummy Kehti He Mujhe Nhe Pata Tera Baap Kon He
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Log Kehty Hyn K Mohabbat Aur Jang Main Sab Jaiz Hy Tou Phir ...
Mohabbat Main Paida Kia Hua Bacha
NAJAIZ Kyun Hai? =P ;->
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Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai?
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Becoz
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Wo Chapa Marnay Me Exert Hoti Hain. . .>
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Ek Ladki K T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 93.5 Red Fm.
To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . . . .
Bajate Raho. . . . . !
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1 Saheli Dosri Se Tmhara Sabse Zyada Khayal Kon Krta Ha?
Mera Pati.
Or Sabse Acha Kon Lagta Ha?
Tera Pati
Ohhhhh!
Hmarì Aadatein Kitni Milti Julti Hy :P ;->
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Ek Admi Dosrey Admi Se
"Ye Bachey Itne Shararti Kyun Hotey Hain"
DOsra Bola
"Jo Cheez Banti SharaRat Se Hy Wo Sharif Kasey Ho Sakti Hey"
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PoLiCE Ne LArkA Or
LArki Ko Motor CycLE Pe JAtAy Rok Kr PoochA:
KyA LAgti Hy YE TuMhAri?
LArkA: Wese To KCh Nhi LAgti,
BreAk LAgAon To Thori Thori LAgti Hy :P
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Ek Larki Ne Apni Frnd Se Kaha,
"BOSs KI Bak BAk Sun Kr Tang AA Jati HOoN"
AJ Hi Mujh SE Kehnay Lga K Flat KA Kraya Buhat Zayada HAi,
Frnd SAid: KAmAL Hai . . .!!!
Flat K KrayE Se TUmhAra KYA Link?
Girl: Wo MErAy Flat Ka KRaya Bharta Hai.
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"TaleEm -E- BaLigaAn"
*Beti Ki Shadi K Hangamoon Ki Wajah Se Ek TaALiBa KO SChoOL Se Chuti Krni Pari,
*Parhai K Waqfay K Doran DO TaLib ILmOo Ne APnAy Bachoon Ka Rishta Tay Kr Dia.
*PoUti K Pedaish Ki Kushi ME Ek STuDdnt NE Pori CLasS Me Mithai TaqseEm Ki,
*Bachay PReshAn ThAy K IN K WALdAin ABhI TaK SchoOL Se Nahi Lotay,
*GOD Me ROtaY Bachay Ki Wajah Se StudentS Ko SAbAq DUhRana MushkiL Ho GYa.
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Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy
Q K
Logo'n
Ne
Ab
Mujh Se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
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Cute Nurse Came For A Job Interview.
Dr: What Salary Do You Expect?
Nurse:Rs10,000.
Dr Was Overjoyed N Said "My Pleasure"
Nurse:With PLEASURE Its Rs:25,000. :-)
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