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AAP Ki Ik Muskurahat Per Hum Apne Hosh Ganwa Bhethey
Hum Hosh Mai Aaey Hi The K Aap Phir Muskura Bhethey............
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A Englishman Had A Spicy Pakistani Dinner.
Next Morning He Came Out Of Toilet & Said Now I Understand Why Pakistani Use Water!
Bcoz Tissues Can Catch Fire .
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Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare Lagte Hain?
Bhala Kahan Se?
Door Se ;-)
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Zara-Zara Kar Ke Teri Yadoon Ka Mahal Banate Hain.... Illegal Construction Keh Ke Saale
Nagar Nigam Wale Tod Jaate Hain...
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He= Pura Ander Giya
She=Yes
He=Derd Hua
She=Haaaaaaaaaan
He=Fit Hay
She=Perfect
He=R U Comfortable
She=Zaberdast
He=Aray Madam Ko Ye Sandle Pack Ker Do
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Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Lagaa
Jaisay Ujli Kiran
Jaisay Ban Main Hiran
Jaisay Meri Behan.
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Wife Is A Knife..................
Y She Is A Knife...............
Bcz She Cuts The Evil In Ur Heat.....................................
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Ek Ladka Ladki ... Aha !!
Raat Ke Andhere Me ...
Aha !!Jhaadi Ke Piche ... Aha !!Daba Daba Ke ... Aha !!Chus Chus Ke ... Aha !!FROOTI Pe Rahe The ... Aha !! ;-))
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Ishaq K Cshool Mein New Mahool Tyar Ho Gya Class Ki Techer Ko Papu Sy Payer Ho Gya Is Bat Sy Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gya Sari Class Fail Aur Papu Pass Hogya
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I Really Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room.On My Bed&Amp;Lights Is Off &Amp; We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch.
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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said...&Quot;Come On Over, There's Nobody Home.&Quot; I Went Over. Nobody Was Home
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Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..Cold,Naked,Thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Ur Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Lastnite,
My Lovely Pyjamas
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CONGRATS.Your Phone Has Been Installed With A New Puzzle Game. To Play,Throw Your Phone Against The Wall.Then Assemble The Pieces....
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I Really Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room.On My Bed&Amp;Lights Is Off &Amp; We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch.
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He Came At Night,
Explored My Body,
Got On Top Of Me,
Touched Me,
He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd,
When He Was Satisfyed,
He Left,
I Was Hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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OT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. NiH)A2 2'RU
Confused Na? Read It In A Mirror.. Now...
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Dosti Karo Collegewali Se,
Pyar Karo Officewali Se,
Programme Karo Padoswali Se,
Aonkh Ladao Sali Se,
Love Karo Dilwali Se,
Aur Mar Khao Gharwali Se
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U R A Donkey
D = Decent
O = Outclass
N = Nice
K = Kind
E - Excellent
Y = Young
If Yes Then Sms Me Proud 2 Be A DONKEY
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Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!
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Is Dil Mein Aansuyo Ke Mele Hain
Tum Bin Hum Bohat Akele Hain
Sab Kuch Chod Kar Tumeh E-Mail Karte Hain
Dekho Hum Kitne Vele Hain
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver Ho Tum
Waqt-Bewaqt Aaye Vo Fever Ho Tum
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U Look At The Ocean, See GOD's Abundance ! U Look At The Sky, See GOD's Wonder ! &Amp; When U Look At The Mirror, See GOD's BLUNDER
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I Saw U On Road,U Were Looking So Fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started To Sing A Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???
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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Oye Hello I Am Talking About OXYGEN
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Everybody Wants Sum1 Special....
Sum1 Nice....Sum1 Thoughtful....Sum1 Honest....Sum1 Cute....Sum1 Perfect.....Sum1 Attractive.....Sum1 Intelligent....WHY ALWAYS&Quot;&Quot;&Quot;&Quot;&Quot;&Quot;M3 ME Me!!!!!
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Tere Pyar Ki Roshni Esii Hai K Harr Taruf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai,Sochti Hoon K Ghar Ki Bijlii Katwa Doon Kambhakht Bill Bohat Ataa Hai
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Kash Aapk Chehrey Pe Cheechuk K Daag Hotey...
Chand To Aap Hai Hii Tarey B Saath Hotey
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Har Mulk Ki 1 Sarhad Hoti Hai
Har Bachey Ki 1 Zidd Hoti Hai
Ab 2 Sms Kardo
Kanjudi Ki B Hadd Hoti Hai
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Na Karr Mohabbat Larkon Sey Woh DAGA Detey Hain
Kar Mohabbat Burhoon Sey Woh DUA Detey Hain
My Dear .......Karona..Plzzzzz...Mujhe Karona..... Mujhe Acha Lagey Ga..... Plzzz.Karona.Hamari Dosti Ki Kasam Karo.....Kar Do Naaa........ Kisi Ko Nahi Pata Chaley Ga Promise,,,,,,,, U Trust Me Na......?Sirf 1 Bar.... Plzzzzzzzz Kardona........Badaaaaa Sa Sms
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?Most Of The Sins Committed By The Son Of Adam Are Sins Of The Tongue.?
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BUMPER PRIZE!
Send Me Sms $Win 10 Lak Ki Car Ka FOTO, 29 Inch Tv Ka BOX,Malasiya Jana Wala Plane Ko TATA Karna Ka Moka $ Most Of All Mera Sath DINNER @ UR Home
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Allah Ke Naam Pe,
Maula Ke Naam Pe,
Tere Biwi Bacchon Ke Naam Pe,
Koi Mere Is Msg Parne Wale Dost Ko Paise Dedo,
Yeh Mujhe Msg Nahi Karta.
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Hi,Congradulations,U R Todays Winner.
1st Price:good Friendship
2nd Price:lot Of Love
3rd Price:life Long Sms.
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Sms Na Bheaj K Dil Tor Dea Mera
Ab Apne Cell Ko Dafna Dena,
Agar Kafan Na Mile To,
Apna Rumaal Uraah Dena,
Agar Koi Kasoor Pooche Cell Ka
To Apni Kanjusi Bata Dena!!!
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Palkon Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumko,
Badi Duan Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumko,
Aasni Se Nahi Mile Tum,
NATIONAL ZOOLOGICAL PARK Se Churaya Hai Tumko.
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Aasmaan Par Jitne Sitaare Hain,
Ankhon Mein Jitne Ishaare Hain,
Samundar Ke Jitne Kinare Hain,
Utne Screw Dhile Tumhare Hain.
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Your Network Tariff Has Changed. Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size. The Smaller The Cheaper........ You Can Make Free Calls!
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Repeat These Lines Atleast 2 Hours
Every Day Outsaide The Mosque
And You Will Be Millionare In Two Months.
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&Quot;ALLAH KAY NAAN PE DE DE BABA&Quot;
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Jale Use Aag Kahte Hain,Bujhe Use Raakh Kahte Hain,Cobra Use Naag Kahte Hain,Or Jo Tumhare Paas Nahin Use DIMAGH Kahte Hain.
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Zindagi Aik Ajeeb Paheli Hai.
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Kepad Dabana Bas Karo..Isey Dabane Se Solve Nahi Ho Gi
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I Have Sms 4 U, Neecha Dekho
Aur Neecha
Aur Neecha
Aur Neecha
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Me Kabhi Soch Bhi Nahi Sakta Tha K Tum Aik Sms K Liye Itna Neecha Gir Sakti Ho
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Kya Leke Aye They,
Kya Lekar Jaoge,
Mujhe SMS Na Karke,
Zalim Kitne Paise Bachaoge!
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Hila
Zor Se
Hila
Pura
Hila
Hath Chala
Dil
Se
Hila
Sabke
Samne
Hila
Jitna
Hiayga
Utna
Maza
Aayega
Warna
HALWA
Jal Jayga...
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Pehlay Haath Mein Lo...
Phir Moun Mein Lo....
Phir Thook Lagao...
Phir Seeda Karo...
Aur Dalo......
Hey Kitna Mushkil Hai....
Sui Mein Dagha Dalna....
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Arz Kia Hai Kay
Aap Ki Shakkal Agar Gadhay Say Milti Hai
Wah Wah SubhanAllah
Aap Ki Shakkal Agar Gadhay Say Mitli Hai
To
Is Main Becharay Gadhay Ki Kia Ghalti Hai??
Ha Ha Ha
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Open With Love...
If I Disturb U
I Am Sorry!
But I Need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing You...
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U R A Nice Person...
But..U Have To Do 2 Things Early In The Morning...
1st. Pray To God So That U Can Live....
2nd.Take A Bath So That Others Can Live....
If Sumone Calls U Crazy,Dont Mind,If Sumone Calls U Duffer,Relax,If Sumone Calls U Stupid Be Cool,But If Sumone Calls U &Quot;Cute&Quot; Lagana Thappar Os Pagal Ke Monh Pe,Mazak Ki B Koi Hud Hoti Hai
Repeat These Lines At Least 2 Hours Everyday After Namaz Outside The Mosque &Amp; U Will B A Millionare Within Few Months. &Quot;Allah K Naam Par De De Baba
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SUKHRIYA KARO USS KHUDA KA KI USNE HAME BANAYA HAI
KYONKI AIK PYAARA,ACHA,SMART &Amp; CUTE SA DOST HAMNE NA SAHI.AAP NE TO PAYA HAI
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Kabhi Kabhi Meray Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai
Kabhi Kabhi Meray Dil Main Khayal Aata Hai
Kay...
Kyon Kabhi Kabhi Meray Dil Main Kahayl Aata Hai?
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