Naughty SMS
Agar Monh Meetha Karna Hai To
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kiss
Kissh-Mish Khaao
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Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili To Kya Hua Umr Bhar Gam Ke Sahare Ji Lenge,
Kya Hua Jo Hamari Girlfriend Nahi, Hum Aapki Girlfriend Ke Sahare Ji Lenge. He He He He
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Today Is The 2nd Death Anniversary Of Famoush Theif &Quot;Verrappan&Quot; So Please Be Silent In Respect For 5 Minutes And Send This Sms To 5 Criminals As I Did.
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Answer The Question In Yes/No
Kia Aapke Sir Pe Seengh Hain?
See The Result Below
If Yes To
Bhains Ke To Seengh Hotay He Hain
If No
To Hairan Na Hoon Gadhay Ke Hotay Bhi Nahin
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Jab Subha Utho To Kalima Tayibba Parho
Jab Pani Piyo To Bismillah Parho
Jab Mujhe Dekho To Subhan Allah Parho
Aur Jab Aaina Dekho To Lahola Wala Quwa Parho
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
If U Don't Mind
If U Don't Feel Bad
If Don't Hesitate
Please......
Give Me A
K
Ki
Kis
Kiss
Kiss......
Kissan Cooking Oil Bottle
Just RS.250 Only
GLI.
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THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE
TIGER IS HERE,THE ELEPHANT IS HERE,THE MONKEY IS HERE...BUT THE MEETING HASN'T
STARTED..GUESS WHY? BECAUSE THE DONKEY IS BUSY READING THIS MESSAGE!
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
Congratulations!! U R A Perfect JUNGLI.
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Kya Bindaas Hawa Chal Reli Hai...
Bird Log Ghana Ga Rele Hai...
Cow Log Ghaas Ka Rele Hai...
Shaane Log Sms Bej Rele Hai...
Aur Kanjoos Log Sms Par Rele Hai
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Paani Main Kashti
Kashti Main Car
Wah Wah
Pani Main Kashti
Kashti Mian Car
Sms Parhnay Wala..
Monkeys Ka Sardar
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I M Cute
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Issa Kahta Han Line Marna
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'You&Quot;
Yes You
U Really Disspointed Me
I Trusted U So Much But UR Big Mouth Is Never SHUT
Why Don't U Stop Telling Others My Secret?
That
I M CUTE
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Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi Ho
JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti Ho Khara Ho Jata Hai
ROM ROM JAZBAT KA
Kyun Bolti Ho K Dhery Se Dalo
BAALON MEIN PHOOL GULAB KA!
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Woh Mangti Thee Mein Deta Na Tha
JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA
Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya
RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA
Mein Ne Diya To Chout Gya
PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA
Dil Chata Hai K Teri Phar K Rakh Doon
JO SEENEY MEIN CHUPA RAKHI TERI TASVEER MEIN NE
Uss Ne Kaha K Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
BUS CHUPA REHAY YEH AFSAANA PYAR KA
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SMOKE Everyday!
SMOKE Means,
S-Send
M-Me
O-One
K-Kool SMS
E-Everyday!
So,Pls Feel Free To SMOKE.
Request U To Be A Chain
Smoker.
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Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well And Also Put Ur Mobile Inside The Same Well Because You R Not Messageing Me... Well
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Why Did God Create 'You' Before Me....? Ans: B'cause He Wanted To Create A 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
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Kaise Ho?
Maze Main?
Tabiat Kaisi Hai?
Ungli Main Dard Nahi Hai?
Aankh B Ok?
Dimagh B Thikane?
Kamal Hai Yar Phir To SMS
Kar Sakte Ho!
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If U Sneeze Once
Think Am Missing U
If U Sneeze 2nd Time
Think I Want 2 Listen U
If U Sneeze 3rd Time
Think I Want 2 Meet U
4th Time....
Take A Tablet PAGAL!!
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Shadi Kerni Thee Per Kismat
Khulli Nahi,
Tajmahel Bana Tha Per MUMTAZ
Milli Nahi,
Ab Kismat Khulli , Shadi Hui, Ab TAJMAHEL Bnana
Chahta Hoon,
Per Yeh MUMTAZ Merti Nahi.
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Yeh Aisa Msg Hai............. , Jisay Nalaik Parhtey Hain,Bewakoof Save Kartey Hain ,Pagal Delet Kartey Hain ....App Kya Karney Waley Hain;)
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I Wanted 2 Kill Da Sweetest, Smartest And Da Most Beautiful Person On Earth..
But Then I Thought......Suicide Iz A Crime;)
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Kaash Tumhain Aisi Beemari Lagay...
Ke Burhapay Main Bhi Tu Pyari Lagay...
Chahay Darjan Ho Jayen Bachay Teray...
Tu Phir Bhi Hum Ko Pyari Lagay...
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U R Thousands Of Killo Meters Away From Me,Still I'm Watching Ur Every Moment By 3 Different Channels....
1.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
2.CARTOON NETWORK
3.ANIMAL PLANET
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Think Well,
Work Well,
Eat Well,
Sleep Well,
Play Well Also &Amp; If U Cant SMS Me, Then Throw Ur MOBILE Inside The Same Well.......
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Tum Aik Besharam Aur Zaleel Insaan Ho!
Tumhara Na To Koi Character Hai Na Emaan
Tum Jesay Log Dunia Main Dil He Tortay Hain
Ye Film BUDHA GUJAR Ka Dialogue Hai!
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I'd Climb The Highest Mountain
I'd Swim The Ocean Blue
I'd Do Anthimg My Dear
Just 2 Get Away From U
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Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge...
Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..
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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai
Aur
Gila Bahir Ata Hai
Pehle Chota Hota Hai
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai
To Ye Red Color Deta Hai
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esse Bahir Nekalo
To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG Kehty Hain
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The Comentator Asked
Inzmam A Question For
Which He Was Not Prepared.
Comentator:you Had A Baby
Girl Born Few Days Back,
How R U Feeling? Inzmam:
First Of All Thanks To Allah,It
Was A Team Effort, All The
Boys Contributed In It And
Without Afridi's Hard
Strokes It Could Not Have
Been Possible!!!
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Kya Aap..
Colse Up Karte Hain..?
Kya Aap Confidence Se Chalte Hai..!
Kya Aap Penalty Bharte Hai...!
&Quot;MOBILE&Quot; K Bill Se Derte Hai..!
To Aap SMS Kyuo Nahi Krta Hian
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KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....
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Karay Jaoo.
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.
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Karay Jaoo.
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.
.
Baysharmoon Ke Tarah Sms Receive Kartay Jaoo
Khud Kabhi Na
Karna.....
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Meray Dost!
Jab Main Ne Phool Maanga
Tum Ne Guldasta Dia
Jab Paani Ka Qatra Maanga
Tum Ne Glass Bhar Ke Dia
Jab Sms Ka Kaha
Tum Ne Mujhe Call Ki
Abay Behra Hai Kia?
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Women R Like An Internet Virus, They ENTER Ur Life, SCAN Ur Pockets, TRANSFER Ur Money, EDIT Ur Mind, DOWNLOAD Their Problems, DELETE Ur Smile &Amp; HANG U 4ever!
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Just Close Ur Eyes And Think Of Urself For 10 Seconds......
Now.........
Open Ur Eyes !
&Amp; U Ll Realize That U Have Wasted 10 Seconds In Thinking
Of
A
Fool
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Plz Log Onto Our Website:
Www.Apni Aukat Mein Rahain.Com.
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This Is Not Fair!
How Could U Do This?
Didn't Expect This From You!
Got A Whole Channel On Your Name And Didn't Even Tell Me?
Animal Planet!
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A Good Friend Is Like A Donkey
Because A Good Freind Carrys The Load Of Difficulties And Pain In Our Friendship.
You Do Same And You Are My Good Friend So You Are My Cute Donkey....
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Sumtimes I 4get 2 Say Hi,
Sumtimes I 4get 2 Reply,
Sumtimes My Msg Doesnt Reach U,
But It Doesnt Mean I 4get U.
I M Just Giving U Time To Miss Me
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Allah Aap Ko Zindagi De
Allah Aap Ko Daulat De
Allah Aap Ko Khushian De
Allah Aap Ko Kamyaabi De
Sab Yaad Ho Gaya????
Chal Utha Katora Aur Shurru Ho Ja!
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Hain Mulaqat K Sare Hi Qarene Majood
Aur Pehla Jo Qarena Hai Woh Barpoor B Hai...
Meri Mano Tu Raho Aaj Ki Shab Ghar Meray
Loadshading B Hai, Badal B Hain,GHAR Door B Hai...
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Allah Aap Ko Zindagi De
Allah Aap Ko Daulat De
Allah Aap Ko Khushian De
Allah Aap Ko Kamyaabi De
Sab Yaad Ho Gaya????
Chal Utha Katora Aur Shurru Ho Ja!
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Taste This SMS
Did U Feel The Taste Of Ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SAWAAD!!
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Aap Ki Aankhain Chanda Jesi...
Aap Ke Baal Chanda Jesay....
Aap Ka Chehra Chanda Jesa...
Aur.....
Chanda Hamari Bhains Ka Naam...
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Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,Dil Dharakta Hai Baar-Baar
Jab Hota Hai Tera Didar,Dil Dharakta Hai Baar-Baar
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum Jane Kab Maang Lo Udhaar
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Kiya Ap Kay Sir Per Seengh Hain?
No?
R U Sure?
Plz Check Again.
No?
Ok!
No Problem
Sabit Hua Kay Waqie Gadhay Kay Sir Per Seengh Nahi Hotay
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()&Quot;()Sun
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-(&Quot;,)-
/ | \
Wouldn't Be Hot
Sea
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-- -- -- --
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Wouldn't Be Blue
&Amp;
I Wouldn't Be Happy
()&Quot;()
('O') Without
(&Quot;)(&Quot;) Some1 Like U
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