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A Little Girl And Her Father Were Crossing A Bridge.
The Father Was Kind Of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter "Sweetheart, Please Hold My Hand So That You Don't Fall Into The River."
The Little Girl Said, "No, Dad. You Hold My Hand."
"What's The Difference? Asked The Puzzled Father.
"There's A Big Difference" Replied The Little Girl.
"If I Hold Ur Hand And Something Happens To Me, Chances R Dat I May Let Ur Hand Go. But If U Hold My Hand, I Know For
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Wo Ho Jo
JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB: Ki Sham Ho
MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho
APR: Ki Hawa Ho
MAY: Ki Subha Ho
JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho
JULY: Ki Barish Ho
AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho
SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho
OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho
NOV: Ki Bahar Ho
AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.
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DuBtaY KO TiNkaY KA SHaHrA ChAhy
SHaDi K LeyE BS AMa KA IsHarA CHahyE
HaZarO NUkS NiKaLti HAin LrKi K ChAraY ME
KOi UNsE PUchO KYa SiTarA CHahyE
Bht SMjhAyA K LrKi YEhi HAi BEhTr
MJhE B TO GUnAho KA KFaRa CHahYe
Ama KEhTi HAiN LgaO KYa MoL LgaTaY HO
LrkA ShaDi SHudA YA KNwArA ChAhyE
Tm B SUn Lo YE DaStaN ! PHir NA KEhnA K INtrViw DUbRa ChAhyE..
Ab To RAho ME YU Hi PRa HU, Lay CHaLo Jis KO YE BEcHarA ChAhyE..
KyUn DiKhaE Lrki WaLo KO ITni ShRaft
WO KEhTaY HAiN K HMaiN Lrka ThOra AWarA ChAhyE...;-)
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!Dardnaq Kissa..
1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 ßeti Thi, Wo Uski ßohat Çare Karti Thi..
ßaal §Anwarti Thi, Poniyan ßandhti Thi Ta Ka ßachi Achi Dikhay, Par ßachi Ki Ankhain Humesha ßahar Rehti Thein, ßilqul Aisay
(O_O)
Aunty Ny ßohat §Y Doctors Ko Dikhaya Par Wo §Ahi Nahi Hui..
Phir 1 ßaba Ko Dikhaya Unho Ny ßachi Ko 1 Mint Ma §Ahi Kar Dia..
§Ub Hayraan Ho Gae K ¥E Kaisy Theek Hogai, Tou ßaba G Ny ßataya..
ßus ßaychari Ki Poniyaan Dheeli Kar Dein..
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BatooL Ne Maqbool Ko
Kehkashan Ne Rukayya Ko
Shakooran Ne Hameedan Ko
Surayya Ne Sultana Ko
Affan DaDa Ne Jin Ko
Kaalu Malang Ne Umair Dumby Ko
Waqas Lambe Ne Bilal Ganje Ko
Salamu Ne Khan Dabba Pack Ko
Adil Papad Ne Faizan The Great Ko
Nisar Bhangi Ne Danish Dangar Ko
Imran Siyane Ne Raza Topi Ko
Ahsan Chawal Ne Waqas Charsi Ko
Faisal Tanha Ne Sajid Chariya Ko
Or
Nisar Tensn Ne Mujko
Or Mene Aap Ko Ye SMS Snd Kiya.
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Cheeta Chars Ka Soota Laganay Wala Tha K Achanak 1 Chooha Wahan Aya Aur Bola "Mere Bhai Chor Do Nasha,Ayo Mere Sath Bhago,Daikho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Ha,Aao Mere Sath Dunia Dekho"
Cheetay Ne Ak Lmha Socha Phir Choohay K Sath Dorne Laga.
Agay Ak Hathi Afeem Pi Raha Tha,Chooha Phir Bola "Hathi Mere Bhai Chor Do Nasha,Ayo Mere Sath Bhago,Daikho Ye Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Ha,Aao Mere Sath Dunia Daikho"
Hathi B Sath Dorne Laga.
Agay Shair Rizla Paper Le Kr Garda Tayar Kr Raha Tha,Choohay Ne Usay B Wohi Kaha. Shair Ne Rizla Side Par Rakha Aur Choohay Ko 5,6 Chapairain Karayin. Hathi Bola"Aray Ye To Tmhain Zindagi Ki Taraf La Raha Ha,Kiyun Maar Rahay Ho Esy?"
Shair Bola"Aie Kutay Da Putar Pichli Vari V Cocain Pee K 3 Ghantay Menu Jungl Vich Nasanda Rya"
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Desire Quotes
A Desire To Be Observed, Considered, Esteemed, Praised, Beloved, And Admired By His Fellows Is One Of The Earliest As Well As The Keenest Dispositions Discovered In The Heart Of Man.
A Person Shows What He Is By What He Does With What He Has.
A Shot Glass Of Desire Is Greater Than A Pitcher Of Talent.
A Strong Passion For Any Object Will Ensure Success, For The Desire Of The End Will Point Out The Means.
A Strong Passion... Will Insure Success, For The Desire Of The End Will Point Out The Means.
Ah, But A Man's Reach Should Exceed His Grasp, Or What's A Heaven For?
Be As You Wish To Seem.
Decide That You Want It More Than You Are Afraid Of It
Desire Is The Key To Motivation, But It's The Determination And Commitment To An Unrelenting Pursuit Of Your Goal - A Commitment To Excellence - That Will Enable You To Attain The Success You Seek.
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Be Thankful,
Be Thankful That You Don't Already Have Everything You Desire,
If You Did, What Would There Be To Look Forward To?
Be Thankful When You Don't Know Something
For It Gives You The Opportunity To Learn.
Be Thankful For The Difficult Times.
During Those Times You Grow.
Be Thankful For Your Limitations
Because They Give You Opportunities For Improvement.
Be Thankful For Each New Challenge
Because It Will Build Your Strength And Character.
Be Thankful For Your Mistakes
They Will Teach You Valuable Lessons.
Be Thankful When You're Tired And Weary
Because It Means You've Made A Difference.
It Is Easy To Be Thankful For The Good Things.
A Life Of Rich Fulfillment Comes To Those Who Are Also
Thankful For The Setbacks.
GRATITUDE Can Turn A Negative Into A Positive.
Find A Way To Be Thankful For Your Troubles And They
Can Become Your Blessings.
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Most Hardest, Funniest, Unforgetable Moments In Life
~In Exam, When Ur Pen Finishes, And Still U Want To Write Blunders
~Wen Ur Task Is Almost Finished On Computer, N Lite Goes Out
~In A Long Que, When Ur Turn Comes, Respondent Says "Times Over, Sorry"
~Wen U Wake Up V.Late And U Have V.Short Time To Go At School/Office. N U Just Wear That Shirt, Pant N Dress That Is In Washing Machine
~Wen Ur Friend Says B4 Test, "Yara Mujhe Kuch Nai Ata" N He Got More Marks Than U
~Wen U Have Just Few Coins In Ur Pocket, And Ur Friend Says, "Kyun Jigr! Phir Aj Kia Khila Raha Hai?"
~Wen Ur Friend Says, B4 Exam Time, Jigger Ye Chapter 1 Ghantay Se Kyun Parh Raha Hai, Ye Tu Sir Ne Churwa Dia Tha.....
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U Mean Alot To Me
You, Do You Remember Me?
Like I Remember You?
Do You Spend Your Life
Going Back In Your Mind To That Time?
Because I, I Walk The Streets Alone
I Hate Being On My Own
And Everyone Can See That I Really Fell
And I'm Going Through Hell
Thinking About You With Somebody Else
Somebody Wants You
Somebody Needs You
Somebody Dreams About You Every Single Night
Somebody Can't Breath Without You, It's Lonely
Somebody Hopes That One Day You Will See
That Somebody's Me
How, How Could We Go Wrong
It Was So Good And Now It's Gone
And I Pray At Night That Our Paths Soon Will Cross
And What We Had Isn't Lost
Cause You're Always Right Here In My Thoughts
Somebody Wants You
Somebody Needs You
Somebody Dreams About You Every Single Night
Somebody Can't Breath Without You, It's Lonely
Somebody Hopes That One Day You Will See
That Somebody's Me
You'll Always Be In My Life
Even If I'm Not In Your Life
Because You're In My Memory
You, When You Remember Me
And Before You Set Me Free
Oh Listen Please
Somebody Wants You
Somebody Needs You
Somebody Dreams About You Every Single Night
Somebody Can't Breath Without You, It's Lonely
Somebody Hopes That One Day You Will See
That Somebody's Me
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I M A Lonely Road Of Broken Dreamz,
Its A Boulevard That I Am Searching For,
These Starz Are All So Dull,
Its The Moon That I Am Searching For,
Happiness Iz So Angry At Me,
Its Life That I Am Searching For,
There Is A Crowd Around Me At All Times,
Its A Friend That I Am Searching For,
My Life Iz Just Like A Path,
Its A Destination That I Am Searching For,
Dont Know What Iz It That I've Lost,
Maybe Its 'ME' That I Am Searching For !! :(
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Missed Call
Abi Tum Na Mujy §Ocha Mujy Iss Na ßataya Hy
Mairy Çell Par Number Tumhara Jug Magaya Hy
Guthun Lipty Hoa Din Main Huwa K Ik Jhonka Hy
Ka Jaisy Aasman Par Dupehar Main Abar Aa Jain
Ka Jaisy Ajnabi Raston Main Koi Dost Mil Jaey
K Jaisy Khawab Ankhon Ki Panahon §Y Nikal Aey
§Akoon Mil Jaey Jaisy Dard Ko Aaram Aa Jae
Jaisy ße-Irada Lub Py Koi Naam Aa Jae
Ka Jaisy Koi ßhooli ¥Aad Dil Main Dustakian Da Dy
Koi Maanoos Aahut Jis Tarah Dil Ko Dekhai Da
Kisi Ki Naram Ankhon Ka Jalwa Dekhai Da
Abi Mera Tasawar Tairy Dil Ko Çhu K Aaya Hy
Mairy Çell Phone Py Tumara Number Jugmagaye Hy
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Whn NASA Began D Launch Of Astronauts In 2 Space, They Found Out Tht D Pen Wudn't Work @ 0 Gravity (Ink Wil Nt Flow Down 2 A Writing Srface)
Solution # 1- 2 Solve Dis Prblm, It Tuk Them 1 Decade(10 Yrs) & $12 Million. They Developd A Pen Tht Wrkd @ 0 Gravity, Upside Down, Undr Water, In Practicaly Any Srface Including Crystal & In A Temperature Range 4m Below 0 To 300 C
Solution # 2- & Wh8 Did Russians Do? They Used A Pencil
MORAL
-Always Luk 4 Simple Solutions
-Devise D Simplst Posible Solution Tht Solves D Problems
-Always Focus On Solutions & Not On Problems
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An Elephant Has 5 Bananas N It Is Hungry, Bt It Doesnt Eat Da Bananas.Y?
Bcaz Da Bananas R Made Of Plastic.
Next...Q
Da 5 Bananas R Real, Bt Yet Da Elephant Does Nt Eat It.Y?
Caz Da Elephant Is Made Of Plastic.
Hahaa...Nvr Giv Up...One More..
Nw,
Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real, Bt Yet It Cant It.Y?
Caz Da Bananas R In Da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool Down
Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV, Bt Yet It Cant Eat It.Y?
Caz Dey R On Dif Chanels.
Hohohohooho..Hehehe
Both Da Elephant N Da Bananas R Real N In Da TV N On Da Same Chanel,Bt Yet It Cant Eat It.Y?
Cmon Think
Caz De TV Is Off.
Kikikikiki..
Nw Finally Da Elephant Gets A Chance To Eat Da Bananas.Y?
Itna Kyun Soch Rahy Ho Yaar . Kya Bigara Hy Usne Tmhara.Khane Do Bechare Ko :-(
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