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Kiss SMS

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Kiss SMS / Text Messages
Kiss SMS. A Collection Of Romantic Love Kiss Sms Text Messages And Poems. These Poems And Sms Messages Are All About Kissing! You Will Find All The Kiss Sms Related Messages Here. Read Kissing Sms.
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There Are Tulips In My Garden,
There Are Tulips In The Park,
But Nothing Is More Be Beautiful
Than Our Two Lips Meeting In The Dark!
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'' Why Do We Close Our Eyes When We Dream, Imagine, Or Kiss?
Because The Best Things In Life Are Unseen.''
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Excellent Saying :

" The Best Things In Life

Can Never Be Kept,

They Must Be Given Away.

A Smile , A Kiss , & Love ;) "
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LoVe IZ HEaT

WHiCh IZ VErY SWeEt

LoVe IZ INcOmPlEtE

TIlL 2 LIpS MEeT.
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"Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal French Kiss Hai
Jo Larki French Kiss Na Kre Wo Bewafa Hai
French Kiss Boyfrnd Ka Haq Hai"
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"Profesor Imran Hashmi...!"
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Did You Know That !!


- A Passionate Kiss Uses Up 6.4 Calories Per Minute

- During A Kiss, As Many As 278 Colonies Of Bacteria Are Exchanged...
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HAPPY Kissing DAY
Aj Kising Dy Hai,

Jo B Is Tim Ap K 7 Betha Hua Hy Uski Zor Ki Kis Lo

Ap P Kiss Karna LAZIM H.
USKI KHATIR Jse Ap Bht Pyar Krte Ho.
EnjoY.
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Jin K Honton Pe Mere Choomnay K Nishaan Abhi Baaqi Hain

Aaj Un Ko Mere Milnay Se Haya Aati Hai...
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Kissing Is Best Practice For Lips. It Keeps The Lips

Wet
Soft
Flexible
And
Reddish Pink

So Always Keep Kissing



To


Sweet Childrens Only Plzzzzz...
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Aftr Watching The Pepsi Advertisement, A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing His GF.

Gf: Ye Kia Ker Rahe Ho?

Boy:

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI.
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....¤Main Tera Hont K Jis Til Ko Bhaut Chomta Tha,

Ab Wo Khawabon Ma Chamkta Ha Sitaron Ki Tarha¤.....
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A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That's Basic Spelling That Every Woman Ought To Know... =P ;->
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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely . . . .

While KISSING A GIRL ?

Is Simply?

NOT Giving The KiSS ?

The ATTENTION It DESERVES. . . . |?,|
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Q: What Is A Kiss?
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A: Very Simple,
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Its An Enquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.
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GIRL: I Want To ?Nd ΘUr Reltionship

I Am Going To Return ?Verything U Gave Me?

?ΘΨ: ?Ok Then?

Let?S ?Tart With Ki??Es?
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YAAROO AK BAT NOOOT KAR LOO

JAB BEE LARKEE SAY KISs KARWANAAY LAGOO.

TO

TO

US KEY HONT SAF KAR LEYA KAROO.

WARNA

PAKRAAY JAOOO GAY
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?Five Benifits Of Kissing?
1.Change Taste.
2.Burn Calaries.
3.Lips Never Go Dry.
4.Relieve Stress.
5.Make Face Muscles Strong.
So Keep Kissing?.
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Thora Sa Apna Moo Mobile Ki Screen Kay Samnay Karo

Thoora Sa Or

Thoora Left Say Or.

Bus Bus Thaek Hai

!Ammmmuahhhhhh!
Lv U
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()?) (?()
( ?;:? )
( )?) (?(? )

When I Give U A Message,,
May Be U Smile :->

But When U Give Me A Message,,
I Kiss My Mobile!!
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I?Ll Give U One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I?Ll Give U Two Kisses To Dream. I?Ll Give U An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When U Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me
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Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted. Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated. But You Can Kiss Me Baby I Am Vaccinated
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What Kisses Mean
KISS ON HAND=I Adore U,
KISS ON CHEEK=Lets Be Friends,
KISS ON NECK=I Want U,
KISS ON LIPS=I Love U,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=?
Lets Not Get Carried Away!
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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. I Am Strawberry & You Are The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen. U & I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme!
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A Peach Is A Peach. A Plum Is A Plum. A Kiss Is Not A Kiss Unless Its With Tongues. So Open Ur Mouth & Close Ur Eyes & Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise.
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Kiss Is Not Like Nokia?Connecting People Kiss Is Not Like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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If Luvin? Was Aginst The Law, And Kissin? Was A Crime, I Would Gladly Spend My Life With U, In Prison Doin? Time
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Whats Live ? Live Is Love.
Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing.
Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You.
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The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky,
The Rose May Kiss The Butterfly,

The Morning Due May Kiss The Grass
But You My Friend May Kiss My Lips!!
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If U Read,U Owe Me A HUG,
If U Delete,U Owe Me A Kiss,
If U Save,U Owe Me A DATE,
If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me, U OWE Me All,
Bt If U Ignore, U R MINe! So Wat Will U Do?
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Give Me A Kiss, And To That Kiss A Score; Then To That Twenty, Add A Hundred More: A Thousand To That Hundred: So Kiss On, To Make That Thousand Up A Million. Treble That Million, And When That Is Done, Let?S Kiss Afresh, As When We First Begun.?
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Will You Love Me In December As You Do In May, Will You Love Me In The Good Old Fashioned Way? When My Hair Has All Turned Gray, Will You Kiss Me Then And Say, That You Love Me In December As You Do In May??
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A Kiss Is Special Thing That You Can Cant Take Without Giving, And You Cant Give Without Taking.
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If I Could Bring Back Memories I Would Bring The First Day I Kissed You I Look You In The Eyes And Felt Love. Thanks God An Angel Came Into My Life!
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Kis Kis Ko Kiss Karoon Kis Kis Ko Miss Karoon Tum Ko Miss Karoon To Kis Kis Ko Kiss Karoon
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Loving You Can Only Be Compared To The Sand Of An Ocean, Mising You With The Warmth Of Your Skin, Baby To Me You Mean The World, Ican?T Stand Without Ur Thing, Talk Without Ur Lips!!!!So Come And Kiss Me
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?Where Should One Use Perfume??
A Young Woman Asked.
?Wherever One Wants To Be Kissed,?I Said.
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If You Are Ever In Doubt As To Whether Or Not To Kiss A Pretty Girl, Always Give Her The Benefit Of The Doubt
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No Stars 2 Wish, No Moon 2 Lite N No Flowers To Smell, Just A Loneliness 1 Waiting 4 Ur Hot Kisses Is Saying Gud Nite??
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Sweet &Loving Person Like U Needs No Message?.

,,0*0,, JUST A ;;?_ _?;; KISS! ;( * ): _>_.>
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Ek Orat Murgi Wallay K Pass Gai..Or Boli Koi Achi C Murgi Dikha?..
Murgi Wallay Ne Pehli Murgi Dikhai"
Orat Ne Usay Kiss Kia Boli Nahi Ye Amrtasar Ki Hai Koi Or Dikhao,
Dosri Murgi Ko Kiss Krnay K Baad Boli Ye Ludhyana Ki Hai,
Teesri Murgi Ko Kiss Krnay K Baad Boli Haan Ye Gujrat Ki Hai,Ye De Do..
Pesay Denay K Bad Orat Boli Aye Bhai Tum Kahan K Ho..?
Murgi Walla Sharmatay Huay Ab Ye Bhi Ap Hi Bta Di Jiay..
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Wafadaar Hain Wafa Karein Gey,

Jaan Maango
Fida Karein Gey,

Khuda K Wastey Ek Pappi Leney Do,

Malang Bandey Hain Dua Karein Gey.
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Love Is Heat.
You Are Sweet.
When Two Lips Are Meet.
Love Is Complete.
Right Na My Jaanu
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Read Out This Sms Very Carefully Watch As U Read It Wide Coz I've Filled It With Staffed Loads Of Kisses & Hundreds Loads Of Huggles Inside....
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Eik Zarori Itala

Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,

Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai

Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss

SAMJHE..
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Kis Kis Ke Mahfil Main Kis Kis Na Kis Kis Ko Kisskiya Ek Tum The Jis Na Her Kiss Ko Miss Kiya Ek Main Tha Jis Na Her
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Do U Know What Is The Meaning Of Kiss?

K: Keep
I: It
S: Simple
S: Stupid
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Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted. Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated. But You Can Kiss Me Baby I Am Vaccinated
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What Kisses Mean!KISS ON HAND=I Adore U, KISS ON CHEEK=Lets Be Friends, KISS ON NECK=I Want U, KISS ON LIPS=I Love U, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...Lets Not Get Carried Away!
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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. I Am Strawberry & You Are The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen. U & I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme!
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A Peach Is A Peach.A Plum Is A Plum.A Kiss Is Not A Kiss Unless Its With Tongues. So Open Ur Mouth & Close Ur Eyes & Give Ur Tongue Some Exercise.
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Kiss Is Not Like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss Is Not Like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
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If Luvin" Was Aginst The Law, And Kissin" Was A Crime, I Would Gladly Spend My Life With U, In Prison Doin" Time.
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Whats Life ? Life Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You.
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I"Ve Been Thinking About U And Me..If We Were Alone How It Would Be..I Would Kiss U All Over Till Ur Feeling Hot..Then Give U A Sensation When I Hit The Spot!
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The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky, The Rose May Kiss The Butterfly, The Morning Due May Kiss The Grass But You My Friend May Kiss My Lips!!
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What Is Kiss? Kiss Is An Upper Preparation For Lower Invasion, That Will Lead To Further Penetration, In Fast Acceleration That Will Build The Next Generation.
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A Kiss Is Special Thing That You Cant Take Without Giving, And You Cant Give Without Taking.
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When I Saw You, I Was Afraid To Meet You... When I Met You, I Was Afraid To Kiss You... When I Kissed You, I Was Afraid To Love You... Now That I Love You, I"M Afraid To Lose You.
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Will You Love Me In December As You Do In May,Will You Love Me In The Good Old Fashioned Way?When My Hair Has All Turned Gray,Will You Kiss Me Then And Say,That You Love Me In December As You Do In May?
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Give Me A Kiss, And To That Kiss A Score; Then To That Twenty, Add A Hundred More: A Thousand To That Hundred: So Kiss On, To Make That Thousand Up A Million. Treble That Million, And When That Is Done, Let"S Kiss Afresh, As When We First Begun.
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Q. What Is KISS ?
Ans. A KISS Is An Inquiry In The Upper Floor About Vacancy In The Lower Floor.
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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop Id Send U Showers. If A Hug Was A Second Id Send U Hours. If A Smile Was Water Id Send U A Sea. If Love Was A Person Id Send U Me!
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My Heart Is Made 2 Luv U, My Lips Are Made To Kis U, My Eyes R Made 2 See U, My Hands R Made 2 Hold U .....Evry Part Of Me Wants U, Maybe Bcoz I Was Made Just 4 U!!
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I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me.
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Benefits Of Kissing
Changes Taste
Burns Calories
Lips Never Go Dry
Relieves Stress
Makes Face Muscles Strong
So KEEP KISSING
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Love Is The Name, Kiss Is The Game Forget The Name Lets Play The Game ! !
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Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In The Dark..Hold Me "Till The End. And I Promise I Won"T Break Your Heart
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A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick Designed By Nature , To Stop Speech When Words Become Superfluous.
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Kiss Is The Key Of Love. Love Is The Key Of Marriage. Marriage Is The Box Of Children. Children R The Problem Of Pakistan. To Solve This Problem. Avoid Kisses
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I"M A Kisser, I Kiss People For Money
I"M A Kisser, I Kiss People For Money, But You Are My Friend
I Ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
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When U Kiss A British Girl She Says "Kiss Me Softly"
When U Kiss A American Girl She Says "Kiss Me Hardly"
And
When U Kiss A Pakistani Girl She Says "Oai!! Kisi Nu Dussi Na" (Don"T Tell Anybody)
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Look Under Your Bed,Maybe In Ur Head, For There I"Ll Plant Lot Of Something Called Forget Me Not, Here"S A Most Loving Kiss Coz You Are The Only One I Miss.
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Never Ask 4 A Kiss, Just Take It.
Never Give A Hug, Ask 4 It.
Never Ask Do U Luv Me, First Say I Luv U.
Never Say I Can"T Live Without U, Say I Live For U.
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LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips. What Is First Thing? ..??..
Answer Is "KISS"
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Kiss Is A Credit Because It Is Profitable When Returned.
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Kiss Is That Thing For Which The Demand Is Always Higher Than The Supply.
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Question:Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While KISSING A GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko Ko Kabhi KHUSH Nahi Dekh Sakti
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Kiss Is A Boot Camp Of Doing Something Sweet And Tasted That At The End It Can Drive You To The Next Step That Can Build A Generation To Generation Until Generation.
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A Sweet &Loving Person Like U
Needs No Message....
,,0*0,,
JUST A
;;"_ _";;
KISS!
;( * ):
_>_.>
Muahh!
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If You Are Ever In Doubt As To Whether Or Not To Kiss A Pretty Girl, Always Give Her The Benefit Of The Doubt.
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The Moment Eternal - Just That And No More -
When Ecstasy"S Utmost We Clutch At The Core
While Cheeks Burn, Arms Open, Eyes Shut, And Lips Meet!
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"Where Should One Use Perfume?"
A Young Woman Asked.
"Wherever One Wants To Be Kissed,"
I Said.
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Loving You Can Only Be Compared To The Sand Of An Ocean, Missing You With The Warmth Of Your Skin, Baby To Me You Mean The World, I Can"T Stand Without Ur Thing, Talk Without Ur Lips!!!!So Come And Kiss Me
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If I Could Bring Back Memories I Would Bring The First Day I Kissed You I Look You In The Eyes And Felt Love. Thanks God An Angel Came Into My Life!
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Read Out This Sms Very Carefully Watch As U Read It Wide Coz I"Ve Filled It With Staffed Loads Of Kisses & Hundreds Loads Of Huggles Inside...
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Proposing U Was My Desire Having U Is My Jekpot Loving U Is My Attitude Pleasing U Is My Duty Missing U Is My Habit Kising U Is My Wish 2gether 4eva My Filfilment.
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Life Is Nothing Without LOVE, LUV Is Emotion & Kiss Is Practical, Don"T Get Emotional Yar Just B Practical So STOP Luving And START Kissing.
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My Love For You Grows More With Each Passing Day,
The Thought Of Your Gorgeous Face Takes My Breath Away:
Those Brown Eyes Fill My Soul With Happiness,
Those Luscious Lips I Love To Kiss.
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U R Sweeter Than Honey. Purer Than Milk. Softer Than Flower. Since I Have U As My Lover, Come To Me Near, I"Ll Kiss Ur Lips Without Fear. U"Ll Say, Having U Is Treasure & Be Wit Me For Ever.
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A Hug For You Means I Need You. A Kiss For You Means I Love You. A Call For You Means I"M Missing You.
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TaLk 2 Me WHen I"M BoReD, KiSS Me WHen I"M SaD, Hug Me WHen I CRy, CaRe 4 Me WHen I DiE, LoVe Me When I"M STill Alive...
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