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Don't Marry The Person ,
You Want To Live With...
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without...
But
Remembr
Whatever You Do,
You Will Regret It Later... ;->
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Shaadi K Baad ... !
Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"
Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"
Aur
Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny
"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->
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''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->
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A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...
After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...
And
A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other...
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QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
(Socrates)
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MAHABBAT KI NAHI JATI HO JATI HAI.
OUN KI ANKHOON MEIN DOBNAI KO DIL KERTA HAI.
OUN KI ZULFOON SAI KAILNAI KAY LIYAY DIL MACHALTAY HAIN.
PIYAR KAY DO METTAY BOL BOLLIAN YAY DIL KERTA HAI.
AB TOU SHADI KERNAY KA DIL KERTA HAI..
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'A MARRIED WOMAN'S POEM'
He Didnt Lyk D Curry & He Didnt Lyk My Cake
He Said My Biscuits Wer 2 Hard
Not Lyk His Mother Used 2 Make
I Didnt Prepare D Coffee Right
He Didnt Like D Stew
I Didnt Mend His Socks
D Way His Mother Used To
I Pondered 4 An Answer
I Was Lookin 4 A Clue
Isnt Dere Anythng I Cud Do 2 Match His Mothers Shoe?
Then I Smiled As I Saw Light
1 Thing I Cud Definitely Do!
I Turned Around & Slapped Him Tight
Just Like His Mother Used 2.. =P =D
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What Is Marriage?.....
Do Dilon Ka Bandhan.....
Do Atmaon Ka Milan.......
Do Bhabnaon Ka Sammilan....
Do Insan Ki Dhadkan.
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There Are Many Brave Men Who Are Adventurous And Are Never Afraid To Fight..
Some Join Pakistan Army, Others Get Married ... ;->
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Love Aur Arrange Marrige Me Kia Farq Hai?
Simple
Love Marrige Me Ap Apni Girl Friend Se Shadi Krte Hen..
Aur
Arange Marrige Me Ksi Or Ki Girlfriend Se:)
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Things In
Boys Room B4 Marrge-
Perfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F'shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.
After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills
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10 Ropay BheEk Tujh Ko De Kr K:_-:
Ye Bta Mainay Kya Khta Kr Di,
Or Bhi SainkrON Kanwaray Thay,
Meri ShADi Ki Hi DuA KR D?
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//After Marriage//
Aeni Calld Three Doctor Becoz Her Little Child Felt Headache.
//After 10 Years//
Now She Has 3 Children.
& If Someone Swallow The Coin Then She Said,?Chup Kr Ye Sika Teri Pocket Money Se KatoON Gi?
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KHUDA Kry K 2008 Apko RAS A Jy,
Ap Jisy CHAHENY Vo Ap K PAS A Jy,
Ap Sara Sal KANWARE Na Re,
Dua Hy APKA RISHTA Lekar Apki SAAS A Jy.AMEEN?
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Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken
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A Happy Man Marries The Girl He Loves;
A Happier Man Loves The Girl He
Marries.
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All TrAgediEs ARe Finished By A DeAth
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ANd All COmedies By A MARRIAGE????..;->
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Meaning Of Marriage For A Woman -
Sacrificing Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One Man!
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Philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
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TAPO SLANTO Said : ?KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY?
YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)
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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye
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Dil Ki Batain Btana Acha Lgta Hai
Mngaitar K Sath Sair Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai
Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bjty Hain Sangeet
Bad Me To Bs Qomi Trana Acha Lgta Hai
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2 Keep Ur Marriage Brimming,
Wid Love In The Wedding Cup,
Wenever U?Re Wrong, Admit It;
Wenever U?Re Right, Shut Up.
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Secret Of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow These And Dat Home Of Urs Will Be Heaven.
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