Funny SMS 2
Pent Shirt Pa K Jadon Mein Tyar Hunda,
Phr K Mobile Jadon Gaddi Te Swar Hunda,
Weikh De Ne Loki Char K Chobaray,
Te Kenday Ne,
Kaash Ay Sadi Kuri Da Yar Hunda..
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Be-Izzati No 1
1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha
Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra
Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen
Unhon Ne Taliyan Bja K Kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U
Larka Ruka Aur Jwab Diya Khali Tali Bjane Se Kaam
Nhi Chale Ga Aa Kar Cake To Khain . . . .= P ;->
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Shayer Farmate Hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne
Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
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If evr u start missing
Ur school days,
Ur class
Ur frnd circle
Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, thn
just
Open ur report cards
Sara nasha utar jaega ;)
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Laal Beg Maarne Ka Tareeqa;
Cheeni Or Lal Mirchon Ka Mixtüre Laal Beg Ko Den
Mixtüre Serve Krne K Baad Wo Water Ki Talash Men Niklega
Jese Hi Wo Water Tank K Pas Pohche To Üsy Üsme Dhakka De Den
Is Tarah Wo Bheeg Jaega...Or Khüd Ko Dry Krne K Lye Aag K Pas Jaega
So Üsi Waqt Aap Aag Men Bomb Phenk Den
Is Se Wo Büri Tarah Zakhmi Hojaega Or Hospital Men Admit Hoga
Bus Simply Üska OxyGen Mask nikal den.Hopefuly Lal baig mar jaye ga.
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Bad News
Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gya,
Ap Sab fRNDs Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.
BecOz
Ab Main
"NEED 4 SPEED
Underground"
Khelon Ga.
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Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia tum aisa kr skte ho?
Frnd: ma boht din pani k andr rh skta hun
swimer:wo kaise?
Frnd:kyun k mujy swimming nhi ati.
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'Jeetay' Hain To Koi 'Haal' Tak Nahi Puchhta,
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'Martay' Hain To Duniya 'BIRYANI' khane ajati hai..
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Miraasi ka bacha school daakhal ho gya, teacher ne kaha k 2 ka paharra sunao..
Wo bola:
Tay faer naal tolki wajao...:-D
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Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani ke andr ek ghanty tk rh skata hun,kia tum aisa kr skte ho?
Frnd: ma boht din pani k andr rh skta hun
swimer:wo kaise?
Frnd:kyun k mujy swimming nhi ati.
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Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai,
Maa:
Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen.
Beti:
Wo tu Thek hy Par Ab Laash ka kya karen??
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Ek aadmi university k Chokidaar se:
Ye University Kaisi hai..?
Chokidaar:
Zabardast...!
Mainey M.B.A yahin kiya
Aur
Foran Nokri be Mil gayi..! ;->
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Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas.
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1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->
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Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi
Wah wah
Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi
jANx dahi kya lene gaya abi tak aya hi nai
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Baap ne betay se kaha : 'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'
Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
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Muhabat mujhy un jawano se hai,
Jo uptodatesms.blogspot.com daily visit kartay hain!
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Jaan
Jaan
Jaan
Jaan
Jaan
Jaan
Jaan chor do meri
Mere sMs k Deewano
Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye
mere sMs ka wait krte rehte ho.:-D
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Woh kya jaanay mere dil par kya guzarti hai
**FARAZ**
Jub woh mujhe baar baar class main pouchti hai
''Bhai time kya hai?.
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Aik doctor ne ik pagal se poocha: Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal: Main aik bulb hoon.
Doctor: Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal: Bewaqoof, light gayi hui hai.
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Vari varsi khatat
gaye c,
khat k lyanda
pjama,
jera ae msg par k
pangra na pavay
0
apni mashoq dy bachyan da mama
B0l00 tara rara...
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Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun
"WasSI"
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
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Our frndship:
If God Gives Me 24 Hrs B4 Death
I'll Spend 23:55 hrs wid u
N in 5 Mints,I'll Press Ur Neck & sing:
"falak tk chal 7 mere"
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Boy:
My G/F broke up with me & sent me the kissing pics of her with her new B/F
Friend:
Oh! Its too bad
Boy:
Ya! I know
Thats why i sent those pics to her Dad!
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Woh Mera Dil Jalaye To Uski AESI KI TESI,,,
Woh Kisi aur Ki Ho Jaye To Uski AISI KI TESI...
Ek Tamanna hai Faqat Meray Sath hi Scootar Par Bethay,,,
Woh Kisi Car K Sapnay Sajaye To Uski AISI KI TESI...
Meray Kaan Tarastay Hain Uski Aawaz K Liaye,,,
Woh Mera fone Na Uthaye To Uski AISI KI TESI...
Aarzu hai K Woh Meray Ghar Khana Khaye,,,
Par Usko K.F.C hi Nzar Aaye To Uski AISI KI TESI...
Main Usko Har Waqt Msg Karta Rehta Hoon DOSTO,,,
Woh Phir Bhi Lift Na Kraye To Uski AISI KI TESI...!!!
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2 Men Jumping From A Terrace.
1st Man: This Is My 50th Time, I'm Guiness Record Holder. . .
2nd Man: This Is My 1st Time, I'm PEPCO Share Holder =P ;->
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mene 5 star hotel main 50 rupee main pait bhar k khana khaya.
2nd friend:
(herat se) wo kaise?..
1st: yaar bill to 5000 ka bana tha lekin mene paise nahi diye..
2nd: phir?
1st: phir kya hotel walon ne mujhe police k hawaly kar dya or mein police walon ko 50 rupee de k ghar agaya :-)
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Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea) Bana do.
Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?
Boss: 2 Spoon.
Secrtary:
Doodh kitna?
Boss:
DoodH bus Dikha do me khud Daal longa...!!
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Govt school k Bache ksi ko ghaseet kr k le ja raha tha.
Rastay mein ek buzurg ne kaha: "bacho'n larke ko choro ye khud school aaye ga"
Bache zor se boley: "Baba ji ye shagird nhi humara ustad hy, roz school se bhaag jata hy" ;)
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larki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se meri dil ki dharkan tez ho jye mere dil zor zor se dharke, muje kuch kuch ho
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Larka: Bhago tmhra bhai a raha hai..!¡
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Ek CUTE se 7 saal k Bachy ka cUte si 6sal ki Bachi ko Perpose krne ka styLe!
BOY: Oye tum melay shath shadi Tulo di?
Girl: Nai
Boy: Pleesh!
Girl: Nai na!
Boy: Ally Maan Jao Na Pleeesh! main tumto SALANTI ly kal doon da
Girl : nai maine ice-calem kahni hai
BOY: CHAL neetal Bhooki!
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Teacher: Where Is Ur Assignment?
Student: It Tore While I Was Fighting With A Guy, Who Said You Are The Worst Teacher In This world..! :P
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Door se dekha to Orange tha
Pas ja k dekha to Orange tha
Cheel k dekha to b Orange tha
Kha k dekha to b orange tha
Wah bhai wah kya Orange tha. . . !
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Lo G
Arz kia hai
Main aik bus wich beh gaya
Wah wah wah
Wah
Main aik bus wich beh gaya
Wah wah wah
Mera Stop aya te main leh gya:-)
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1 of the most Funniest and Shortest Joke. . . .
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"sms2friends.com" k SmS aChE nI hOtE. . .
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GhArEyLo TooTky
AgAr Apko KuttA kAt Ly to Ap usy kAt LeiN
HisAb BArAbEr
Dudh Phut jA¡ to SAfAed DhAgE sy c Lein
KiSi ko pAtA nAhE ChALe gA
AgAr ApkA Qaad chotA hy to 3,4 mArtAbA PhAnsi LeiN
AgAr Buch gAe to BuhAt FAidA ho gA
AgAr ApKe bAAL Girte hEiN to TiNd kArwA LeiN
SiyApA MukAo . . .
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MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge?
BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to?
MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai.
Musafir ne 5 Glass Lassi Pene K Baad Bache se Pocha
Kiya Tumhare Ghar me Koi Lassi Nahi Peta?
BACHA: Pete to sub hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi me MENDAK gir Gaya tha.
Musafir ne Piyala Zameen Par de Mara
Bacha Rote hoye Bola:
Aami! Inhone Piyala Toor Diya Ab hum KUTTAY ko Kis Bartan me Pani Pilainge.....
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Larke Ne Larki Se Shadi Ki Darkhavast (Application) Ki Magar Larki Ne Ise Thukra Dia
Larke Ne Thandi Sans Bari "Ab Ma Kbi Shadi Nhe Ga"
Larki Ne Is Bat Par Khushi Mehsos Ki K Wo Larke Ki Zindagi Ma Is Qadar Ahmiat Rakhti Thi Lekn Br Hal Wo Is Se Shadi Nhe Kr Sakti Thi Wo Is Smjhate Howe Boli "Bewkofi Ki Batien Mat Kro Agr Ma Ne Tm Se Shadi Se Inkar Kr Dia Ha Tou Is Ka Ye Matlb Hargiz Nhe K Tmhari Shadi Ainda Zindgi Ma Ane Wali Larki Bi Tm Se Shadi Se Inkar Kr De Gi"
Mujhe Yaqen Ha Aisa Hi Hoga Larke Ne Larke Ne Mayosi Se Sir Hilate Howe Kaha Jb Tm Jaisi Larki Mujh Se Shadi Pr Tayar Nhe Hoi Tou Aur Kesi Hongi...=P:-P;->
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Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?
Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan
Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?
Peche se Dada bola..
Qabrustaan.
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A simple poem
Wn i was there, she was here
Now Wn im here, she z there,
Wn both were there some1 was here, but Wn we r here no 1 z there.
And in this here and there,she got marry somewhere :(
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Aik profesar apni bvi se zabrdast larai k bad study room me akar beth gay,kuch dair bad uski bvi ai or apne shohar se kehne lagi,mujhe isi waqt talaq den,
Prof ne jawab dia,mere pas waqt nhi he filhal kisi or se le lo.
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Only true Friends stand with u during Bad times of yOur Life. . ,
So I prOmise
i will attend yOur Wedding =p
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The baby mosquito came back from its first flight,his father asked him "how do you feel your flight?he replied"it was wonderful,every1 was clapping 4 me. :-)
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Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hain Wo Mujhay Tanha Chor K
" Dost"
Unhain Maloom Nahi Meray Paas Or B Bachion K Numbers Hain...!!:-)
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Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
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1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha k achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par padi,jis par likha tha "IMANDAR WAQEEL"
Us ny 2,3 martaba padha,or bht hairan hua,phr bola
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"Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qabr me 2 admi dafn kr dia hain":-
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Doctor: Dawai hila k pia karain.
Memon: hilane se dawai chamach se gir jati hay. Phir zameen se chaatni parti hay. :-D
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Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho. . . =P;->
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*NATURE*
OF
*GIRLS*
Likhwao Muj Ko Ik Balance Card, Main Tum Se Baat Karu Gi,
Din To Kya, Sari Sari Raat Karu Gi.
Zaroorat Parne Per Tum Se Pyaar Bi Karu Gi,
Aur Chand Hi Dino Mein Tum Ko Kangaal Karu Gi.
Jab Main Chahu Gi Tum Ko Call Karna Ho Gi,
Aur Jab Tum Chaho Ge To Main Inkaar Karu Gi.
Main Bewafa To Hu Per Itni Bi Nahi,
Jab Tak Koi Dosra Na Mila Tum Per Hi Inhisaar Karu Gi.
Lekin Ager Tum Ne Zyada Card Likhwane Ki Hami Bhar Li,
To Main Tum Se Hi Baat Karu Gi.
Aur Ager Tum Ne Milne Ki Koshish Ki,
To Main Apne Bhai Se Baat Karu Gi. . !
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Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha .
thak ker bola. " aap nay yeh sab zameen maen dabaiy he kion thay ."
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Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
Wo Gas office gae Or manager sey kaha,
Na menu enna bil payj dita, me ki dozakh nu pipe dita ay?=P;->
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ALI: yar asad, main 1dafa nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) dur tak phayl gaya tha...
ASAD: yar to kya tum 1mahine baad nahaye thay?
ALI: nhi, main chalti train main nahaya tha. Isi liye...
;) ;->
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