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Teacher 2 Student: If U Tel Me, Where Is GOD, I'll Reward U 100 Rupees

Student : N If U Tell Me Where GOD Is Not, I'll Reward U 200 Rupees.

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Amazing:-

If You Rearrange These Letters It Gives The Same Meaning...

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Astronomer = Moon Starer

The Eyes = They See

Election Results = Lies Lets Recount

Mother-In-Law = Woman Hitler

Eleven Plus Two = Twelve Plus One..

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Enjoying In Burning Hotness- Thats My Vcations.

Shivering With Fear Of Result- Thats My Winter.

Have Empty Pockets With Ideas For Pakistan Tour-Thats My Passion.

Thinking To Make Long Long Calls To All My Friends, But Balance Rs 3.43-Still Thats My Love For Friends.

Want To Study Whn Nothing Is To Study- Thats My Love For Books.

Who M I?

"Typical Student" ;)

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For ACCA Students

Ques: Prove That 2/10=2.

Normal Colege Sutdnt Insist Question Is "Out Of Slaybus" Or Incorect But CA Stdnt Nevr Know Wht Is Corect Answer, He Always Thnk We Are CA Stdnt And We Should Thnk Difrnt And Invent New Miracles So CA Student Wil Solve Dis Example As Below:

2=Two

10=Ten, Therefore

= Two/Ten

= Cancel (T)

= Wo/En

W=23

O=15

E=5

N=14,

Therefore

W+O=23+15=38

& E+N=5+14=19

Therefore

Wo/En = 38/19 = 2

Hence Proved!!!

For Charted Acountants It Doesn't Matter Answer Kya Hy, They Say "Answer Kya Laana Hy Yeh Bata Humain??

"ACCA" ROCKS

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Larkiya Kanch Ki Choriyo Ki Tarha Hoti Hai..Qaim Rhain To Shan Barhati Hai Or Agar Toot Jain To Koi B Inhe Smait K Hath Zakhmi Nahi Karta"

Dedicated 2 All GIRLZ

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M-Is For D Million Things She Gave Me

O-Means Only That She's Growing Old

T-Is For D Tears She Shed 2 Save Me

H-Is For Her Heart Of Purest Gold

E-Is * Some Text Missing *

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Gods Blessings Comes

As A Surprise

& How Much We Receive

Depends On How

Much We Believe

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All We Give Many Xamples Of Life N Compare Life With Many Things. . .

Bt In Short,All The Past Moments We Till RemeMber Iz

Life ....<: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Man Saw A Small & Poor Boy Lookin At His Beautifull N Expensive Car, He Offered Boy To Take Him For A Drive Aftr The Drive The Boy Said Ur Car Is So Marvellous It Might Be So Expensive! How Mch Does It Cost? Man: I Don't Know My Brother Has Gifted It To Me Boy: W0w So Nice Of Him Man: I Know Wh8 U R Thnking. U Also Want To Have A Brother Like Him Boy: No. I Want To BE A BROTHER LIKE Him ~*~Moral~*~ Always Think Higher Then The People's Expectations ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 Zaheen Admi Ko Pata Chalay K Murgi Sonay K Anday Deti Hai To Wo Osay Dunya Ki Nazro Se Chupa K Rakhe Ga. Par 1shatir Admi Oss Murgay Ki Nigahbani Aur Hifazat Karega Jis Ki Waja Se Murgi, Sonay K Anday Deti Hai... ~...Understand The Difference...~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Muje Ap Se Ye Umeed Nhi Thi Ap Ne Ye Kehte Waqt Kuch T0 S0cha H0ta Akhir Ap K0 H0wa Kia Tha Ap K Zehan Main Ye Bat I Kese? Had H0ti Hai Ap K0 Zarurat Hi Kia Thi K Ap Mere Bare Main L0g0n K0 Ye Bta0 K "Sms2friends.Com Is The King Of Sms Sites" Nazar Lag Jaati Hai Mujhe Aur Meray Msgz K0 ! :-) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SWEET LINES:-) Gharib Admi Roti K Lie Dorta Hai, Ameer Roti Hazam Krne K Lye. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A P E R S O N W H O C A N E X P L A I N C O L O R T O A B L I N D M A N C A N E X P L A I N E V E R Y T H I N G I N L I F E... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- D I F F I R E N C E ~[ The Only Difference Between God & Man Is That God Gives & Forgives But Man Gets & Forgets. ]~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Thomas Edison Invented The Light Bulb, He Tried Over 2,000 Experiments Before He Got It To Work. A Young Reporter Asked Him How It Felt To Fail So Many Times. . He Said, " I Never Failed Once . I Invented The Light Bulb. It Just Happened To Be A 2,000 Step Process. " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Butterfly Lives Only 14 Days, But Still It Flies Joyfully Capturing Many Hearts, Each Moment In Life Is Precious... BE HAPPY & KEEP WINNING HEARTS. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Seeds In The Black Earth Can Turn Into Such Beautiful Roses... What Might Not The Heart Of Man Become In Its Long Journey Towards Star ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Time Is Passing Too Fast & Sooner Or Later You'll Eventually Lose Someone Close To You! So Take A Bit Too Many Pictures, Laugh A Bit Too Much, Love Like You've Never Been Hurt & Live The Moment, Because Every 60 Seconds You Spend Angry Or Upset, Is A Minute Of Happiness You'll Never Get Back! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subah Hai Bachpan.............. Dopahar Hai Zawani...... Sam Hai Budhapa....... Rat Hai Maut Ki Kahani. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _=_ Deadly Attitude _=_ A N Y B O D Y C A N Q U I T S M O K I N G B U T I T T A K E S A R E A L M A N T O F I G H T L U N G C A N C E R ... =P ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *. A FAMOUS RUSSIAN SAYING.* "...NEVER BELIEVE ON A CRYING WOMAN AND A SMILING MAN..." ;->

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Life While Doing Hons!

Semstr1: Yahoo I Am Doing Hons

Semstr2: Kahah Phans Ge?

Semstr3:Critical Mental Situation.

Semstr4: Aah! Soon I Wil B In Firm.

Semstr5: Kin Gunahon Ki Saza Mil Rhi Hai.

Smester6: Soon It Wil B Ovr.

Semstr7: Qualified, Yes...I Did It.

Semstr8: Wait A Min, Smethng Missing,

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Oh Meri JAWANI.

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Aao!

Aaj Hm Dono Waada Karen>

K

Hm Zindagi Bhar Pi¥AR Karenge>

Hm Wafa Krenge>

Hm Mohabbat Krenge>

Sirf Or Sirf Apne

"Ap"Se... =P ;->

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*._DuÄ_.*

Ye Dua Meray Liye Nahi Meri MAA K Liye Hai,

Please Say AMEEN

Ay ALLAH Meri MAA Ko..

Ik PAYARI Si BAHO ATA Farma..

AMEEN.

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Sweet Person Deserves Sweetness

Great Person Deserves Greatness

Sincere Person Deserves Sincerity

Lovely Person Deserves Love...

You Deserve All...

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I SAid TO MOnEy: U R JUsT A

PIeCe OF PApEr

MOnEy SMiLeD ANd SAiD: "OFcOuRsE I AM A PIeCe OF PApEr

BUt I HAvE NOt SEeN A DUsTbIn YEt IN MY LIfE"

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Some1 Once Approchd Pascal (Famous French Philospher) & Said

"If I Had Ur Brain I Wud B A Better Person"

Pascal Rplied

"B Better Person & U'll Hve My Brain" (:

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Sure Dat No Matter What Happens, U Will Never Let My Hand Go." So Hold Da Hand Of The Person Whom U Love Rather Than Expecting Them To Hold Urs. . .

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If You Share Joys, It Multiplies

And

If You Share Sorrows, It Divides

So Always Share Your Joys To Multiply Your Pleasure Of The Day

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Hum Itne Khas Nai Ki Yad Rakhe Ja Sake...

Na Itne Khus Kismat Ki Kisi K Dil Me Jagh Bana Sake......

Hum To Bas Itna Hi Jante Hai Ki

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HUM HAI LAJAWAB

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Duniya Se Hasna Sikh Lo

Suraj Se Chamkna Sikh Lo

Chand Se Shetalta Sikh Lo Aur

Hum Se Dosti Sikh Lo!

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A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,

The Day I Graduated

I Sued My College,

Won The Case

And

Got My Tuition Fees

Back ... ;->

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Life Is Like A Cafeteria. You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End.

You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As You're Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria.

If You Wait For People To Serve You, You'll Wait Forever.

Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices & Pay The Price To Succeed...

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If U Want 2b Happy 4a Short Time-GET DRUNK

If U Want 2b Happy 4a Long Time-FALL IN LOVE

But If U Want 2b Happy Forever,

DON'T EVEN THINK Of These

TWO

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Bachpan Ka ZAMANA Hota Tha

Khushio'n Ka KHAZANA Hota Tha

Chahat CHAAND Ko Pane Ki

Dil Titli Ka DEEWANA Hota Tha

Rone Ki Waja Na Hoti Thi

Hansne Ka BAHANA Hota Tha

Khabar Na Thi Kuch Subha Ki

Na Shaam Ka THIKANA Hota Tha

DAADI Ki Kahani Hoti Thi

Pariyo'n Ka FASANA Hota Tha

Gham Ki Zuban Na Hoti Thi

Na Zakhmo'n Ka PAIMANA Hota Tha

Barish Me Kaghaz Ki KASHTI

Har Mausam SUHANA Hota Tha

Wo Khel Wo SATHI Hote Thay

Har Rishta NIBHANA Hota Tha... (:

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Any Man Can Love

A Million Girls

But Only A REAL MAN

Can Love One

Girl In A Million Ways...

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Jb Kbi Hm Bachy Hoty Thy!

Apny Group K Leader Hoty They!

Intekhabi Nishan Feedar Hoty They!

Biscuit Toffian Khorak Thi Apni!

Sirf Muhabat Zaat Thi Apni!

Dil Chaha To Hans Liya Wrna Aksar Ro Liya Kartey They!

Kulfian Khani Or Khoo Khoo!

Naak Bahni Or Shoo Shoo!

Amma Abba Hmary Hakeem Hoty They!

Jab Kbi Hum Bachy Hoty They!

Apny Waqt K Prince Hoty They!

Wo Waqt Suhana Kho Gya!

Wo Pyar Ka Trana Kho Gya!

Jb Se Bary Ho Gye!

Khud Se Juda Ho Gye...! (-:

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Loving Urself Is Common

But

Caring 4 Some1 Can B Magnanimous

Coz

U Mi8 Nt Remembr A Small Act Of Caring

But

It Mi8 B D Brightest Moment In Some1'S Life (=

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Let Me Take U Bak In Time!

B4 Sega, Nintendo & Atari, Vcd, Dvd.When Dere Was Only Luddo N Chupan Chupai!

POLKA Popcone Icecream

Watch 7:30am Cartoons B4 Going To Skul On PTV.

7pm NTM Chanel Transmision

Suprman, Ninja Turtles ThunderCats.

Latenite Shows-Automan, Flash , Streethawk , Knight Rider.

Urdu Dramas-Alpha Bravo Charlie, Duwaan, Ahan,Nijat, Un Kahi, Sunehray Din..

Pak Wining Cricket N Hockey Worldcup! We Used To Know Each N Evry1 In Our Lane.. Chup Chup K Kite Flying,Oh Han Aur Rs4 Ki Pepsi Pena.Jublee, Mitchells Toffee.Bubble Gammars Shoes.Pillow Fight, Runing Till U're Out Of Breath. Being Tired From Playing, Rs100 Eidi, Decision Made By 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo'. Embrasmnt Of Being Pick Last In A Team! Afraid Of Dog-Bite, Injections, Darkrooms. Arguing Wid Frnds-Who Runs Faster! Always 1st In Class!

Koi Lota De Wo Pyare Pyare Din!!!

Did It Run U Bak 0n Mem0ry Lane!?

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Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai

Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai

0r

Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

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