Funny SMS 3
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho
Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho
Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
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Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..
beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->
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Pappu Arz Karta Hai.
Hote Hain Wohi Log Is Jahan Mein Ache.....
Jo Pehenty Hain Sardiyoon Mein B Kache...=P;->
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Dil ke tanhai ko awaz bana lyty hain
PAppu...
jab balance katham hota hai to advance mangwa lyty hai... ;->
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memon nay ghar construct
karaya.. oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay main likh dia
"same as above"
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New Disease Found: §leepiota
Causes: Lecture
& Frequent ßook Éxposure
Host: §tudent
§ymptoms: Head Falling Θn Table, Auto Çlosure Θf Éyes
§igns: Redness Θf Éyes, Loss Θf Memory..
§pread: From §tudent To §tudent..
Treatment: Leave The Çlass..
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Motivational Thought !!
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani. In 2008, Mukesh Ambani was planning to buy IDBI bank. This shows impossible is nothing...
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me... but in 2020, I will b planning to...
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Apply for loan again ;-)
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45 saal ka Aadmi larki dekhny gaya!
Larki ki maa dekh k behosh ho gai
jab
Hosh aaya
Waja poochi?
Tou boli 25 saal pehle
Ye mujhy b dekhny aaya tha... =P ;)
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Ibtidaay ishq hai rota hai kya...
"Zara ghor se dekh ye tera khota hai kia?
(\./)
/.".) "^----;";_
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Memon ka 1 rupia chatt se gir gaya,
memon neeche pohncha to rupia nahe mila
kion??
memon rupiay se pehley pohnch gaya tha!
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Kon Kehta hAi k borhay ( old ) Pyar Nahi Krtay. ,
wo Pakray Is Liay Nahi Jatay Q K Log Un Per Shaq Nahi Krtay,
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Memon K Ghar Se Choontiyan Ja Rahen Thin...
Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn... =D ;->
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"NEW GENRATION"
aik sahab sham ko ghar aya to is ny daikha k is ka 6 sala bacha apny ghar ki dehleez pr udas betha hai is shaks ny piyar sy bachy k sr pr hath pheera or waja pochi to bachy ny kaha
PAPA TMAHARI B.V. K SATH MERA GUZARA NAE HO SAKTA..
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NAFSYAT ki class main profesor ne chuhe k samne chuhiya or Gandum ka dana rakha Chuha daney ki tarf gya Profesor ne makai ka dana rakha Chuhe ne is martaba bhi chuhiya pr dhyan na dya Profesor bola, dekha, bhook main zyada taqat hy. Pichli bench se awaz ayi Sir ek dafa chuhiya b badal kr dekhen... =P ;->
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Apni pasand ka
number choose karen
20, 30, 40, 50,
60, 70, 80, 90, 100
Aur
Utna Balance Mere
Num Pe snd kry, ma ap ko bataoga k balnce aya ya nae?
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Teacher : ALLAH ne ''PAIT'' q banaya hy.???
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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
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FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
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HelLo SaIrA KiA Ma AaJ ShAm TuMhArE GhAr AjOw ?
Ha SaJiD AjOw .
LeKiN Ma SaJiD ToU NaHe BoL RaHa .
Ma Bi SaIrA NaHe BoL RaHe ...=P:-P;->
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Ye jo log some text missing walay sms send krte hain in se mujhe sakht nafrat hai dil krta hai main
*some text missing*
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Hm to waise hi bongian marte hain
"FRAZ"
Log hmain sachi muchi shair smajne lge.
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Faraz k ghar men hai aik kala Tittar...
Wah wah wah
faraz k ghar men hai ek kala Tittar...
bari gal keti a. paa lao lamiyan te la lo littär..
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1st day colg boy askd grl wat is ur name? Girl: mjhy sub behan kehty hain...............
Boy: or mjhy sub bhanoi kehty hain...=P;->
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Ek pathan ko koi mobile pe tang krta tha
Pathan ny new sim kharid kr usy message kia, Me ne wo # band kr dia hy ab tera baap b mujhy tung nhi kr skta ... ;)
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Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha?
Nurse:iss Baat per ke Dawaen khatam honay se pehLay hi Wo Kyun Sehat mand Hogaya ;-)
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Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hum ganjay ho gaye faraz........
Najanay kon hamary shampoo main VEET cream daal gaya. . . .
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1 Truk k piche
likha tha"
chota khandan
zndgi aasan"
or us k niche likha
tha
Kamran
Imran
Irfan
Noman
Gurhya
Bublee
Guddu
or Pappu k
baap ka pegham.
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Beth kar tanha yeh sochta hn "Wassi"
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Khatam ho gya 4th semester Bachi koi na Phasi.....!!
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Jo MuDdAt sE h0tA aAyA hAi,,,
WoH RePeAt kAr Do0nGa,,,
Tu NaA MiLi To ApNi ZinDaGi,,,
CTRL+Alt+Delete kAr Do0nGa... =P ;->
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1 khatoon jewelry ki dukan ma dakhl huin aur dukandar sy pocha"ye sona ki angothi kitna ki ha?"
shopkepr"dus hazar rupe ki"
khatoon ne thandi sans bhari aur pocha"wo jo kona ma haar rkha ha iski qeemt btain"
dukandar "3 thandi sansain"
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Hum to samje k wo hmen koi song suna rhi he,,
"FARAZ"
Pr us ne
"way Gujra way,"
kah ker apne bhai ko bula lia..;-)
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KAtoray pe katora
(wah wah)
katoray pe katora
(wah wah)
chal le le mera
naya jora!
negative q sochte ho yar! (hahaha) :p :)
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2 Chooz'on Ko Pyar Ho Jata Hy.
Jab Dono Barey Ho Jatey Hy To Unko Pata Chalta Hy K Dono Murghey Hyn ..
Moral : Chhoti Umar Mei Pyar Nhi Krna Chahiye! ;->
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Mariz: May kal sham se sakht bemaar hn
Dr:Tumhe cigret noshi chorna paregi
Mariz:Me cigret chor skta hn mgr noshi nhi
Dr:Q?
Mariz: Q k noshi meri biwi ka naam hai . . = p ;->
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Ab k brass garmion me shaid wo jan jay fraz'.
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K jinNi marzi shezän piyo 'AMMB AMMB E HUNDA AE'
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Suna ha who make up bhot karti ha........
Faraz ......
Kash us ke gali me mera beauty paler hota...
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A man was lost alone on an islnd
1day he decided 2 build a wooden boat
Sudenly a girl comes & man uses d wood 4 making a bed
Moral
A girl can change ur aim =P
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Jitni shiddat se mujhe zakham diye hain us ne !..pApPU...!
Itni raftaar say to 'shoaib akhtar' bhe bowling nahi karta . . . . . . . . = p ;->
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Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab,
Sahab-Aray kam as kam meri auqat dkh kr maang
Faqeer-10 rupay ka sawal hy sahab
Sahab- Abay, Apni auqat dkh kr maang. =P ;)
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1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA apni side Ke LArKE se bola-dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai..
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Plz Plz Plz !
Mere Dost K Ley Dua Karain,Wo Last Stage Pe Hai,
Sub Ne Jawab De Diya Hai,
PlZ Sub Ko Yeh Sms Forward Karain,
Ap Ki Dua Us Ki Madad Kar Sakti Hai,
By The Way Wo IGI 2 K Last Stage Pe Hai . . . =P;->
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Arz kiya hy:
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
Wah wah
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :
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Andaaz hy JAWANI ka zara JOOHM k chaltay hn
Loag samjtay hn ham PEE k chaltay hn. ;-)
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Hum tu yunhe shok mn Munna biscuit kha rahy thy faraz. .
Aik larki humy bucha samaj k pappi dy gae. .
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Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ..
unhon ny abba ko keh dia "Tumhar beta charsi hy..."
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Mujhe to garmi mein chakr or ulti aane lagi "PApPU",,,
Iss pe kaminon ne kaha PapPU maa ban'ne wala hai... ;->
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"Medical"
"Poetry"
*Chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
tamam dawain bachon ki ponch se dur rakhen.
*Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tabiat ziada khrab ho to doctor se ruju karen.
*Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen
dawai achi tarha hila k istimal karen.
*Dil mera doob gia jab uski uthi doli
subah sham khany k bad aik goli.
*Hum to ishq karny pe raza mand hain
Jumy kee subah aur itwar ki sham clinic band hain.
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Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho
Har naye din mera dil dukhate ho
Ye baat sun kar meri rooh kaanp gai
Ke tum kaprey dhoney wale sabun se nahate ho
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B.B.A vs B.E:-
A BE & BBA student go on a camping trip, setup their tent & fell asleep
Sum hour later, BBA wakes his BE friend & asks: Look up the sky & tell me what you see?
BE:I see milions of stars
BBA:And what does that tells you?
BE:
Astronomicaly, it tells that there are milions of galaxies & planets nd
BBA remain silent for moment then says:
Practicaly, someone has stolen our tent!
MORAL:
BBA STUDENTS GOT 100% COMMON SENSE! ;
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Revenge:
1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh:
''hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do''
Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
''lo,in men sy nikal lo,men tmhari shakal bhool gya hun'':-D
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