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Choose A Hand..

Left...
Right...


Then I Will Tell U K Ap. .


Mere Kon Sy Hath Sy Chamaat Khaenge..:-P
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Once Great Alexander Saw
A Child Playing With A Lion
He Surrendered His Sword
At The Child's Feet.
Now The Child Has Grown Up
& Wishes You Go_0D MorN!NG;-)
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Really SmArt One


I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
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Girls College Ki Building Ko Aag Lag Gayi.
College Ki Sub Larkian Door Khari Huns Rahi Thi Kay Chalo Ab College To Nahi Aana Paray Ga
Lekin Eik Khubsorat Larki
Ro Rehi Thi
Eik Sir Ny Pocha
''Beta! Tum Kyun Ro Rehi Ho?
Larki Nay Rotay Howay Jawab Diya
Sir Meri Book Mein "Zulqarnain" Ki Picture Thi ..
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Everybody Wants

Some1 Special.
Some1 Innocent.
Some1 Nice.
Some1 C0oL.
Some1 SwEet.
Some1 Cute.
Some1 Intelligent.

But Yar!

Why Always






ME ,ME & ME? ;-)
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Watch 'BBC, Express And Geo NEWS' Now. 96 College Girlz R Admitted In Jinnah Hospital 4 Suicide Attempt?



Reason



My Mobile Was Switchd Off,Last Nite
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Hamse SMS Ka Panga Acha Nahi





Dost









Choti Si Memory Wala Tera Mobile Hai
Kuch To Khayal Kar.
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I Enjoy When People Show ATTITUDE To Me Because It Shows That They Need An ATTITUDE To Impress Me! ;-)
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' 3 ' Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do:

1
DarD

2
GhAM

3
RoothNA

' 3 ' CheeZAiN KAbhi Na BhuLAnA:

1
"UmAir"

2
Us K Msgs

3
US KI PERSONALITY.. ;)

'3' Kaam KAbhi NA KArnA:

1
Is Msg K0 Edit KArnA

2
ApnA NAAm LikhnA

3
DooSroN K0 Msg Bhej K IMpreSS KArnE Ki NAkAAm KoShiSh KArnA... =P ;->
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Best SMS Which Reflects Exact Image Of Me.

"Naik Ne Naik Aur Bud Ne Bud Jana Mjhe,

Jis Ka Jitna Zarf Tha Ussne Itna Pehchana Mjhe..."
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We Are Cheaters
Bt,

Don't Cheat Manners.

We Hate Study

Bt,

Love Teachers.

We Flirt Wth Flirters

Bt,

Love Lovers.

World Can't Change Us

Bt,

We Can Change The Whole World.


We Don't Have Books In Hands

Bt,

Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.



Meet Us,

BCOZ,

WE R YOUNGSTERS OF PAKISTAN!!
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Koi Dost Ho Tou
Tum Jesa



Koi Chahnè Wala Ho Tou

Tum Jesa



Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou

Tum Jesa









Pata Nhi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehty Hyn.. ;->
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ATITUDE ROCKS..

'I Talk To Myself Because I Like Dealing With A Better Class Of People'... ;-)
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Dunia Me 3 Log Boht Ehem Hain


,,
(',')/'
<)) 1 Main ./ /_ ,, ('.') PhiR Main <((>
./ /_


Aur
3rd Aap




Ka Dost
,,
(',')
<))> Main ;->
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KUCH LOG
Haseen Yaado'n Ki Trha Hoty Hyn
Jinhe'n Yaad Kr K Dil KHUSH Ho Jata Hy
Aur
JIN Ko Bhulana Na-Mumkin Hy
AAP Unhi Me Se Ek







Ka Msg Parh Rahy Hyn ;)
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RISK Is My BUSSINESS,


DANGER Is My GAME!


DONT Play With Me,


''SMS King'' Is My Name....;->=P
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Be Simple But Look Stylish
Be Tough But Look Soft
Be Tensed But Look Cool
Be A Beginner But Look Winner.
Thats The Way Of Life
Life Has No Pause Buttons!
Dreams Have No Expiry Date!
Time Has No Holiday!
So,
Don't Waste A Single Moment In Ur Life.
Live It...!

GoOd MOrNiNg
WiTh HaViNg ThE BUcKeTs DoWn (=
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AaJ KaL
KI LarkIya
Buhat RoTi HaIn
D0stO...!!!






KyUn Ke. .



MaIn UnHaIn
LiFt HI
NahI KaRaTa... =P ;->
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SIALKOT Mein 200 Girls Heart Attack Se Mar Gayi Or 70 Girls Behosh Ho Gayi
.





Kyu K?


.



Kisi Ne Afwah Phela Di K
'' JAWAD '' Ki Engagement Ho Rahi Hai..
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Yar Ek Baat Bataon?



Seriously Tumain Dekh Kar Dil Khush Ho Jata Hai. .



Tumain Dekh Kar Sub Tension Dor Ho Jati Hai.



Tumhari Ankhon Mein Jadoo Hai.



Tumain Dekh Kar Udas Dil,Khush Ho Jata Hai.

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Oh Sorry Yar Mein Mirror K Agy Khara Tha.

Ap SunaO Kaise Ho? . . . <: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHALLANGe ! EK CHAWAl SMs PHAr RAHa HAi, To BATAo K BRILLANt SENDEr KA NaMe KyA Ho GA? . . ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baray Hi Afsos Ki Baat Hy Pura Din Guzar Gaya Mgr Jtna Afsos Mjhy Aaj Hua Hy Main Bs Bata Nhi Skta Aapny MUJHY WISH TAK NAHI KIA! AAJ "SMART" Ppl Day Tha ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pata He Is Mulk Ki Problm Kya He? Hr Maa Ko Apni Beti K Lie Chahye, 1 Acha Beautiful, Educated, Good LOoking Larka!! Uff! Ab Me Akela Kis Kis Se Shadi Krun! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLeAsE SPrEaD IT INtO YOuR FRiEnDz COMmUnItY THt. . . . . A 17 YEaRs OLd BOy NEeD . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BAlAnCe. . . . . HIs NUmBeR IS "0321-5779342" PLeAsE SEnD HIm BAlAnCe. DNt IGnOrE IT. AnD DnT ChAnGe ThE NuMbEr.=P;->
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I

M A Y

B E

"B" "A" "D" !!!

B U T ...

I

A M

P E R F E C T Ly

"G" O_O "D"

A T

I T ... ;->
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Whenever You Feel Sad
Think Of Me & Say

"Zulqarnain"
Is So SweeT

You'll Smile Automaticaly..

Make It A Habit

Coz



Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko Sukoon Milta Hy... ;->
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PEoPlE LAuGh AT ME


'CUz Im DiFFeReNt


BUt I LAuGh AT ThEm


'CUz THeY'rE ALL THe SAmE...
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Aap Ko Mis Krna Meri

LIFE

Aap Ka Khyal Rkhna Meri

JÖB

Aap Ko Khush Rkhna Mera

DRE@M

Aap K Liye Dua Krna Meri

DüTY

&

Aap Say Pangy Lena Meri

SHAAN...
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Life Is Small.. Utilize It !

Troubles R Momentary ..Face It !

Memoriz R Swt.. Cheer It !


U R Good ..I Agree

But

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.


I M Too Good... Accept It... ;->
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Count These STARS

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MALIK
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Oh Sorry, Beech Me SUPERSTAR Aagaya..!!

Ab Edit Kar K Junior Artist Ka Naam Mat Daalna
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Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"Sms2friends.Com" Is A

SMs StAr.!!
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Some People Says
"If U Want To Live Happy Life Then Never Fall In Love."
But I'm Saying..
"If U Want To Enjoy Ur Life Must VIsit UpToDateSMs.blogspot.COm
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Thora Garam Thanda Ziyada Pia Karo,

SMS Zara Naya Kia Karo

Ager Samajh Na Aye To Hum Se Puch Liya Karo

Hum SMS K KING Hy

Hum Se Roz New SMS Liya Karo =P ;->
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Khushiyon Par Fizaon Ka Pehra Hai.


Na Jane Kis Umeed Pe Dil Thehra Hai.



Sb Apnay Apnay Kan Khol K Sun Lo.


Maira Or SMs2friends.Com Ka Rishta Sb Frnds Sy Ziyada Ghara Hai.
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AAaaChhooo!!
Shukar Alhamdolillah

Ye Katrina B Na
Hr Waqt Mje Yad Karti Rehti Hai.;-)
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Dun¡A Ma¡ 2 Log H¡ Haseen Or Zaheen Ha 1 Wo J¡S Ka Msg Ap Parh Rahe Ha¡


Or

2


Wo J¡S Ne Ye Msg Ap Ko Send K¡A Ha¡.
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D0sto0

Ghajini Daikhnay K Baad Andaza Hua K Aap Ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say Kam Nahi Hay.


Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun

Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
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I've No Girlfriend



I've No Girl Friend


I've No GirL Friend


I've No GirL Friend


Tum APnay WAI KA Number DE Do


Poori Das Ho JAin GI
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Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhal To Ye Sb Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main
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SunO!


Khoobsurat Log Hamesha Achey Nahi Hote....




LeKin......




Achey Log
HameshA
KhoobsurAt Hote Hyn...!!


AB MUJHE Hi Dekh LO....;-)
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(Naqqalo) Se Hoshi'yar

Asli SMS Ki
Pehchan

Har Sms Anokha, Naya & Internatinol Mayar K Mutabiq.
Purany, Ghisy Pitay, Byhoda, Bazari SMS Se Parhez Kijeye,
Tabyat Zyada Bor Ho To Hmare Number
Per 100 Rupees Send Karen 999 Asli SMS
& Rs.1000 Mein 1 Sal Tak
Rcve Karen.
Shukriya-
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24 Hours Services In Pakistan.

1.Geo
2.Petrol Pump
3.Internet
4.Railway
5.Telephone
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air Lines
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10. My SMS
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*"SUNO"*

KHOBSORAT LOG HAmeshA AchAy NAhi HotAy , , ,
.
*** LEKIN ***
.
ACHAY LOG
HAmeshA
KhubsorAt HotAy HAin . . .!
Ab Mujhe He Dekh Lo. . . :P ;->
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SinC3r3

L0vInG

C@RIng

HOn3sT

ChOosY

R3li@Ble

S3leCtive

R3AllY ImpATient

GeNeRous

A Lil EmOtionaL

R3sponsible

Um QuiTe TrusTworThy

R3Ally M00dy

GooD LiSteNeR

VeRy SeNsiTivE

To0o0o CoMplIcAt3d AlMost IMPOSSIBLE...

Sh0rt TeMpeReD

StrAight F0rWaRd

Wanna Know Mor3 Abt M3... :P ;->
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U R Super

U R Great

U R Smart

U R Inteligent

U R Cool

U R Sweet

U R Nice

U R Wondrful

U R Special

Jisko B Mera Sms Milta Hai


Sab Mje Yehi Kehty Hain.
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Sms To Har To Har Gali Har Makaan Se Ban K Aa Rahe Hain
""MAff""
Laikin Ache Sms To Sms2friends.Co Se He Frwrd Hote Hain.
Wah! Wah!
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HOw DO I React When I See SOme0ne Xtreeeeeemly Cute?
I Stare
N
Stare
N
Stare
&
I Smile
&
Smile
& When I Get Tired, I Put The MirrOr DOwn! ;-)
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Frnds I'm Collecting
Quaid's Photos

Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.

A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On

500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
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1 Baat Dil Se Batana..

Is
Duniya
Me
Aa
Kar
Tumne
Aisa
Kon Sa
Achha
Kaam
Kiya
Jo
Tumhe


















Mujh Jaisa Pyara Dost Mila..!
Batana To Zara..:-)
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Koshish Krein K Wo Sms Bheja Karein Jo Humey Pasand Ho....!

Ab Aap Hamari Pasand Puchenge.

To Hume Chote Chote Easy Load Wale Sms Bohot Pasand Hain...;-< ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- KehtAy HYn K MuhBt PanAy KA Nahi KhoNay KA NaAM HAI, Is Liay Ap SB Frndz APNi G.FrNdz K Numbrz Mjhay Frwrd Kr Dain Apki Muhbt Amr Ho JAye GI ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- T H E D E F I N I T I O N O F A B E A U T I F U L W O M A N I S O N E W H O L O V E S M E ... ; - >
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1 Baat Dil Se Batana.

Is
Dunia
Me
Aakir
Tumne
Aisa
Kon Sa
Achha
Kaam
Kia
Jo
Tumhe


















Mujh Jaisa Pyara Dost Mila?
Batana To Zara.
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Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned From His Presidency.
Now Vote For New President. Type "Malik " And Send To 888.
For Bright Future Of Islami Jamhoria Pakistan.
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Mainay Kaheen Suna Tha

Ke

Khubsurat Cheezain
Dekhnay Say Insaan Khud Bhi Khubsurat Ho Jaata Hai.

S?.

Hamesha
Apney
Paas






Meri Tasveer
Rakha Karo :->
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Aj K Tazay Msges...!


Aj K Tazay Msges..!


Aj K Tazay Msges..!



Parhnay K Liya Visit Kar

UptoDateSMS.blogspot.Com..!
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Tips To Beat Da Summer

1.Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2.Cover Ur Head Wen Outside

3.Eat Vegetables


But Most Important




4.Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
CooooooL;-)
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