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Information SMS 2

Ch0c0LaTe SaId To HoNeY...
"We R ThE MOsT SWeEtEsT THiNgZ IN THe WoRlD!"

HoNeY REpLiEd...
"LaGtA HY TUm
"Malik"
Ko NaHi JaNtAy !!! ;->
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Facts Of Life:

Each Year 12,779 People In The U.S. Are Injured By Washing Machines

The Women Of The Tiwi Tribe In The South Pacific Are Married At Birth

When Albert Einstein Died, His Final Words Died With Him. The Nurse At His Side Didn't Understand German

Pogonophobia Is The Fear Of Beards

Coca-Cola Was Originally Green

Honey Is The Only Type Of Food That Does Not Go Bad

More People Are Killed By Donkeys Than In Plane Crashes Each Year
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Amazing Facts

- At The 1st World Cup Championship In Uruguay, 1930, The Soccer Balls Were Actually Monkey Skulls Wrapped In Paper & Leather

- Human Saliva Has A Boiling Point Three Times That Of Regular Water

- Until 1978, Camel Cigarettes Contained Minute Particles Of Real Camels.
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On August 7, 2009

At 12hr 34 Minutes And 56 Seconds On The 7th Of August This Year, The Time And Date Will Be

12:34:56 07/08/09

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

This Will Never Happen In Your Life Again?

FORWARD THIS SMS
Amaze Your Friends .
Be The First 2 Tell Them.
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HeY GUyz..

On August 7th 2009

Amaze Your Friends, Be The First To Tell Them,

At Five Minutes And SiX Seconds After 4 Am On 7th 0f August This Year,

The Time & Date Will Be
04:05:06 07/08/09

This Will Never Happen Again... ;->
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A Person Can Live Without Food For About A Month, But Only About A Week Without Watere.
If The Amount Of Water In Your Body Is Reduced By Just 1%, You'll Feel Thirsty
If It's Reduced By 10%, You'll Die .,
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If U Recieve A Call From A Person Saying Tht They R Checking Ur Mobile Line N U Have 2 Press #90 #09 Or Any Other Number Thn End That Call Imediately.A Fraud Company Using A Device Tht Once U Press These Numbers They Can Access Your Sim.
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VERY IMPORTENT DON'T IGNORE
If You Are Ever Forced By A Robber Or Someone To Take Money Out Of An ATM Machine, Enter Your PIN Number In Inverse Order. Suppose Your Number Is 1234 Enter 4321 Instead. The ATM Machine Will Give You Your Money, But Will Automatically Recognize This As A Call For Help & Will Alert The Police. This Is In All ATM Machines, But Not Many People Know This Please Pass It On To Others. No Harm In Keeping This In Mind
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A NonMuslim Scientst Proved That, Electric Chargd Due 2 Da Electromagnetic Radiations 4rm Da Thngs Around U, Like Mobiles,Lights Etc N If U Want To Protect Urslf 4rm These Radiations,U Should More Than Once In A Day Place Ur 4head On Da Floor(SAJDA) As Earth Has Tendency 2 Absorb Radiations(Eg. No Signals In Cellphones Wen U R Undrground) Transfer Is More Efctive If 4head Is On Sand
"AUR TM APNE RAB KI KON KON SI NAIMATON KO JHUTLAO GE"
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Wile Siting @ Ur Desk, Lift Ur Rite Foot Of D Floor & Make Clckwise Circls Wid It

Now, Wile Doing Dis, Draw # 6 In Air Wid Ur Rite Hand

Foot Vl Chng Dirction
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Why Muslims Say ALLAH?

ALLAH Is The Unique Word, ALLAH's Name Has No Plural, No Antonym, No Masculin & No Feminin Bcoz ALLAH Is One,

But Khuda, God, Bhagvan, Devta, Lord & All Other Names Have Their Plural, Antonym, Masculin & Feminin I.E
God= Gods, Godess
Khuda= Khudao, Khudahan
Bhagvan= Bhagvano
Devta= Devi, Devtao
Lord= Lords Etc

But ALLAH Is AHD(One)


JAZAK ALLAH..
SUBHAN ALLAH..
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The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.


Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs







Is Sentences Main Pori Abc Hai

Perh Lo Kam Aye Gi :-)
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EK ASmAn SE DOsRe ASmAn PEr JAnE K LEy,

Ek KaBoTar(PEgAn) Ko 500 SAal LaGAtE HAiN,AUr JANAT SAtWaIn AsMaN PEr HAI . . . "
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Right Handed People Live, On Average, Nine Years Longer Than Left Handed People.
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London Mein Footballer Nay 23 Ghantey Taak Baghair Hath Istemal Kiye Football Hawa Mein Uchal Kar Almi Record Qayam Ker Diya.
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Interesting Information...
"ALMOST" Is The Longest Word In English Language Having All The Alphabets In Alphabetical Order....
Rhythms Is The Longest Word In English Without A Vowel....
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Did You Know That...

The Sound You Hear When You Crack Your Knuckles Is Actually The Sound Of Nitrogen Gas Bubbles Bursting ... !!
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Don't Eat Mentos Or Softmint Before Or After Drinking Coke Or Pepsi Coz The Person Will Die Immediately As The Mixture Becomes Cyanide.
Don't Eat Kurkure Coz It Contains High Amount Of Plastic If You Don't Believe, Burn Kurkure & U Can See Plastic Melting.
News Report From Times!
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Science Proved It:


SAJDA Karnay Say Nigha Taiz,Demag Taqat War Aur Chera Haséen Hota Hai.

SUBHAN ALLAH.Spread It If U Can
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Real Recorded Information :-

" EDHI Ambulance Service ( Pakistan ) Is Most Wide & Big Welfare Service In World. "
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True Factz..
5.5 Trillion Cigarettes Are Produced Globally Each Year & Are Smoked By Over 1.1 Billion People Or Greater Than One-Sixth Of The World Population.
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'HALEEM" Jo K ALLAH-TaLah Ka Pak Name Jis K Means "Burdbaar" K Hain Or Hum Nay Is Lafz Ko Khanay Ka Name Day Diya Hai. Or Jo Humari Khanay Wali Cheez Hai Uska Name Hai "Daleem" Jo K Dalliya Ya Khichri Say Nikla Hai, Is Malomat Ko Aagay Tak Pohnchayen Ta K ALLAH Pak K Name Ki Bay-Adbi Na Ho.
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Shahrukh Ke New Film Rab Ne Bana De Jordi Ka Ganna(Hule Hule) Blkl Mat Sunna Kyun Ke Us Mey Ek Line Hai(Rab Da Ve Koi Rab Tu Hu Ga){NAUZEBILLA} Jab K Mazhab Islam Mey Es Bat Ko SHirk\Gunnah Or Is Muv Ka Aik Or Gana Tujhma Rab Dikhta Ha Ye B Kufrya Kalmaat Ha Plz Jetna Zda Hu Sake Es Msg Ko Spread Kren
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(QITMEER)
(ÞØãíÑ)
Ye Lufz Jis Saman Ya Lifafey Per Likh Dya Jaey Wo Chori Honay Se Mehfoz Rehta He.
[MALFUZAT E AALAHAZRET]
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Zam Zam Is 18X14 Ft & 30 Mtr Deep Well. It Is 27 Mtr Filled With Water.
This Small Pond Provides Water To Millions Of People Through Heavy Motors Pulling 8000 Liters Per Second And After 24 Hours Its Water Level Decreases By 3 Mtr But Increases To Full In Only 11 Mins.
Govt. Has Prohibited Its Commercial Export.
Source : Wikipedia
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Dangui Awareness Çompaign.

SYMPTOMS;
High Fever And Severe Body Pain,
ItÇhing And Red Spots,
Bleeding From Nose And Teeth,
Severe Pain Behind The Eyez.

PRECAUTIONS;
Properly Çover The Pots Having Water,E.G Bath BuÇkets And Drums EtÇ.
Use Coils, Mats And SpeÇially Sprays.

FACTS;
Dangui EffeÇts From 6am To 9am And From 4pm To 10pm.
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Malumat;
Namaz Men Jab Qyam Per Kharay Hon To Nazren Sajday Ki Jaga, Jb Raku Kren To Paon K Dermian,Jab Sajda Kren To Nak Ki Simat Mein Or Jab Baith Jaen To Jholi Men Ya Hathon Per Honi Chahiayein

Plz Frwd Dis Infrmation. So That We Can Improve Our Namaz. Regards,
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!!!!!The Year Was 1902,
When A Professor Asked His
Student Whether It Was God Who Created Everything
That Exists In The Universe?
Student Replied:Yes

He Again Asked:
What About Evil?
Has God Created Evil Also?
The Student Got Silent.

Then The Student Requested That May He Ask A Question From Him?
Professor Allowed Him To Do So.

He Asked: Does Cold Exist?
Professor Replied:
Yes...! Don't U Feel The Cold Dear?
Student Said: I M Sorry But U R Wrong Sir.
Cold Is A Complete Absence Of Heat.
There Is No Cold, It Is Only An Absence Of Heat.

Student Asked Again:
Does Darkness Exist?
Professer Said: Yes
Student Replied: U R Again Wrong Sir.
There Is No Such Thing Like Darkness.Its Actually The Absence Of Light.

Sir...! We Always Study Light & Heat, But Not Cold & Darkness.
Similarly, The Evil Does Not Exist.Actually It Is The Absence Of Love, Faith
& True Belief In God.

That Student Was
Albert Einstien..,
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DID YOU KNOW?
> Elephant Is The Only Mammal That Can Not Jump.
> Babies Start To Dream In Their Mother's Womb.
> Most Of The Lipstick Goes Into Women's Stomach.
> 41% Area Of Moon Can Never Be Seen From Earth.
> Spider Blood Is Transparent.
> 80% Cases Of Heart Attack Occur At Home.
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RIZK Ko Km Krney
Waley 5 Asbab

-Mgrab Aur Esha K
Darmihaan Sona,
-Qbristan M Hansna
-Nmaz Qza Krna,
-Sjda:e:tlawat Na
Krna,
-Andairey M Khana
Khana
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Do You Know---

"TYPEWRITER"

Is The Only Longest Word

That Can Be Made Using

The Letters Only On

One Row Of The Keyboard.
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Amazing Fact.

Aaj Oct 5th Hai.
Ye Saal Ka 10th Month Hai.

Aur Aaj 5th Shawal Hai. Ye Islami Saal Ka 10th Month Hai.
Aisa Ittefaq Sadyoon Main Hota Hai.
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>> Agr Aap Dantoñ Ki Takleef Main Mubtelah Hain To Hr Raat Eshaa Ki Vetr Nimaz Ki Pehli Rekhat Me Sorahe Fathehah K Baad Sorahe Nasr, Dosre Rekhat Maiñ Sorahay Lahab Or Teesry Rekaat Maiñ Sorahay Eklas Padaiñ.
100% Garanty Hy K Aapko Is Takleef Se Nejaat Melegi "INSHAALLAH"
>>Plz Frwd 2 Other Muslims.
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An Ironical Fact:

In D Primitive Societies,

Nobody Had A WATCH & Evry1 Had TIME.

Butin D Present Societies,

Evry 1 Has A WATCH,

Bt Nobody Has TIME
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Years Come And Go... But Today Is A Special Day..

? 20082008 ?

20/08/2008

Double Match. It Happens Only Once In A Lifetime ,,,So.. I Wish Y?U A Very Wonderful Day!
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Did U Know?

Your Feet Are Bigger

In The Afternoon

Than The Rest Of The Day.
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Don't Write (SAW) Wid The Name Of Prophet Muhammad B/C It Means "A Sharp Knife"(Taiz Dhar Wali Churi, Aari) Instead Of SAW Pls Write(S.A.W).
Forward It To All.
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Almost Al Know Tht Graham Bell Inventd Telephone,
But A Few Knw Dat He Nevr Made Cal 2 His Family

BCz

His Wife & Daughter Were Deaf

Live For Others!!
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Did U Know?

Unless U Have A Doctor's Note,

It's Illegal

To Buy Ice Cream


After 6PM In New York
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=/// Awareness MsG ///=

After Every
20 Minutes Of

Looking Into The Computer

Screen,

Turn Your Head And Try To

Look At Any Object Placed At Least 20 Feet Away . .

This

Changes The Focal Length Of Your Eyes,

A Must-Do For The Tired Eyes . . . ]
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Well Guys Some Interesting Facts . . .

Coca-Cola Was Originally Green.

People Say

?Bless You?

When You Sneeze Because When You Sneeze,

Your Heart Stops For A Millisecond.

It Is Physically Impossible For Pigs To Look Up Into The Sky
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The First Pick-Up Truck In The World Was Made By Gottlieb Daimler In 1886.

Gottlieb Produced The World?S First Motorcycle In 1885.

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Iblees Kia Tha??

40,000 Baras Tak Jannat Ka Khazanchi
80,000 Baras Tak Malaika Ka Sathi
20,000 Baras Tak Malaika Ko Waaz Sunata Raha
30,000 Baras Tak Muqarben Ka Sardar
1,000 Baras Tak Rohaneen Ka Sardar
14,000 Baras Tak Arsh Ka Tawaf Karta Raha
1st Asman Pe Naam Abid Tha
2nd Per Zahid
3rd Per Arif
4th Per Wali
5th Per Taqi
6th Per Khazan
7th Per Azazel
Louh E Mehfooz Main Iblees Tha
GHUROOR AUR TAKABBUR Ne Kia Se Kia Bana Dia
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HAZOOR PAK(S.A.W) Ka Irshad Pak He ?Jo Shaks Fahaash Baat Ko Aagay Phelata He Us Ko Martay Waqt Kalma Naseeb Na Hoga?
So Avoid Spreadng Wicked Msg.Fwd It
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Established A New Name 4 Toilet Is ?DENMARK?Es Sms Ko Itna Aam Kro K Tamam Log Toilet Ko DENMARK K Nam Sy Pkary..
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Aik(1) Ungli Say Khana Shaitan Ka Aur

(2) Ungliyoon Say Khana Magroor Ka Tareeka Hai,

(3) Ungliyoon Say Khana

Sunnat-E-Rasool Salallaho Alehi Wassalam Hai.
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Maut K Baad Insaan 5 Hisson Mai Taqseem Hojaega,

? Maal Waris Le Jaenge,
?Rooh Malkul Maut Le Jaege,
? Gausht Keerey Makoray Kha Jaegen,
? Haddyan Mitti Kha Jaegeen,
? Nekyan Qarz Khuwan Le Jaengen,

Lekin Kaushish Karna K
Emaan Shaitan Na Le Jae.
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? ZARURI HIDAYAAT ?

1. HADES SENT KARNAY SAY PEHLAY TASDEQ KARLAIN K YE HADES HAY K NAHE AUR HAWALA BHE DAIN

2. AKSAR SMS ME
(SALALAHO ALAIHI WASALLAM)
KE JAGA {S.A.W} LIKHA HOWA HOTA HAY DUROOD PAK K? SHORT LIKHNA HARAM W GUNAH HAI

3. PLZ 4WD TO AAL MUSLIMS
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Ishfaq Ahmad Likhty Hain
?1 Sawal Ny Mjhy Bohat Preshan Kia?
Sawal Ye Tha: MOMIN Or MUSLIM Mai Kia Farq Hai?
Bohat Logo Sy Pocha Mgar Kisi K Jawab Sy Mutmain Na Hwa.
1 Dafa 1 Villege Sy Guzra.Dekha K 1 Baba Jee Ganney Ka Russ Nikal Rhy Hain, Najane Dil Mai Khyal Aya K Insy Yahi Sawal Pochon To Main Ny Salam Kia Or Ijazat Ly K Sawal Btaya.
He Thought N Reply ?Muslim Wo Hai Jo ALLAH Ko Manta Hy
Or MOMIN Wo Hai Jo ALLAH Ki Manta Hai?
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? Health Tips ?

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )
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~ Health Tips ~

1. Do Not Have Huge Meals After 5pm.

2. Reduce The Amount Of Oily Food You Consume.

3. Drink More Water In The Morning, Less At Night.
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Psychological Fact:

When A Person Cries Due To Happyness
The 1st Drop Of Tears Comes From The Right Eye.

But
When It 1st Comes Frm The Left,
Its Pain
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When Ever U Hear Our HOLY PROPHET Name Always Say SAL LAL LA HU ALAYHE WASLAM
Plz Dont Ignore Boht Sawab Hai Iska
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The Scientist Have Proved That The Voice Which Comes From Heartbeat Is Lub Dub
But Now They AnaLyze That It Is Rub Rub.
Rub Is An Arabic Word Which Means 1 Who Made Each & Every Thing In The Universe & Who Has The Command On Every Thing.
That Is ?GOD?
So It Means Every Heart Beat Says ?GOD? ?GOD?
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?Aham Ellaan?

Jald Hee Pakistan Mein Wo Waqt Aaney Wala Hai,

Jab Stage K Adakaar

SmsForMobiles.Com Sey Sms Pard

Kar Jhughtein Lagayein Ghey
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Insaan Kee Zahniat B Samjh Sey Bahir Hai,

Bimari K Khauf Sey Khana To Chord Sakta Hai

Laikin Dozakh K Khauf Sey Ghunah Nahee.
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Ek Qaza Namaz Ki Sza 2 Crore 88 Lakh Sal Dozakh Mein,
Jab Ke Qayamat Ka 1 Din 50000 Sal Ke Barabar Hai,

Plz Fwd This Msg
Agar Ek Bhi Namazi Hogaya To Qayamat Tak Aapko Sawab Milega?!!!
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STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed Sp?Ci?L Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said:
?Fornication
Under
Consent Of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. For Short.
Now U Know Where That Cute Word Came From..?
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Kya @P Jante Hn
Sbse Pehle Konsi NAMAZ
Kisne Prhi?

Fajar: ADAM A.S

Zohr: IBRAHIM A.S

Asar: YAQUB A.S

Magrib: DAWOOD A.S

Isha:YONUS A.S
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Imam-E-Kaba Samait Saudi Arabia K 70 Ulma Ne Qurani Ayat Ki RING OR CALER TONE Ko HARAM Qarar De Dia He
Un K Mutabiq Ayat Ki Tilawat
(Ring Tone)Achank Rokne Se Is K MEANING Change Ho Jati He.
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